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(Right Wing Watch)   Thanks liberals. Rick Wiles is taking his ministry "deep underground" at end of July because you have brought God's wrath on us. Hope you are happy. UPDATE: Rick Wiles has already postponed going "deep underground"   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line
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2020-07-01 2:13:56 PM  
Pussy.
 
2020-07-01 2:22:07 PM  
Broke his shovel?
 
2020-07-01 2:30:48 PM  
Bye, Felicia
 
2020-07-01 2:51:55 PM  
Jamiroquai - Deeper Underground (Video)
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2020-07-01 3:17:22 PM  
Can't screech for attention when you're in hiding.
 
d23 [OhFark]
2020-07-01 3:32:14 PM  
Hey... Jesus' blood is on him.  What does he have to fear?
 
2020-07-01 3:32:21 PM  
I wonder if any of the doomsayers ever read that portion of their holy book and realize that they are doing one of the things that their holy book disparages....
 
2020-07-01 3:32:52 PM  
Guess he figured out there's less rubes to fleece "underground".
 
2020-07-01 3:32:55 PM  
Bunker Boys of a feather...yadda
 
2020-07-01 3:33:05 PM  
6ft would be plenty.
 
2020-07-01 3:33:27 PM  
People being treated for HIV at lower risk for Covid infection
 
2020-07-01 3:33:33 PM  

d23: Hey... Jesus' blood is on him.  What does he have to fear?


Literally everything. His god doesn't sound particularly powerful if he has to be that afraid all the time...
 
2020-07-01 3:35:12 PM  
He's moving his ministry to Guyana?
 
2020-07-01 3:36:09 PM  

iheartscotch: d23: Hey... Jesus' blood is on him.  What does he have to fear?

Literally everything. His god doesn't sound particularly powerful if he has to be that afraid all the time...


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2020-07-01 3:36:34 PM  
Huh... some weird coincidence that this guy from Flowing Streams Church supports Trump?
I wouldn't have pee-lieved it if you told me this in 2015
 
2020-07-01 3:36:52 PM  
And nothing of value was (going to be) lost.
 
2020-07-01 3:37:38 PM  
Paging Reverend Jones, paging Reverend Jones. Please pick up the lily-while courtesy phone next to the Kool-Aid stand.
 
2020-07-01 3:38:06 PM  
Music For The Jilted Generation - Intro
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2020-07-01 3:38:26 PM  
Not that I thought Rick Wiles was actually going into a bunker but just in case there's a sudden plague of rich assholes hiding from legal consequences, or the mob's guillotines, in bunkers, drill them out with their own oil fracking equipment.
 
2020-07-01 3:38:34 PM  
"We will only speak to the body of Christ that has ears to hear," Wiles continued. "There's no point in me doing this day after day after day. What is the point of it? To sit here all day long and tell you how bad the Supreme Court is? They're reprobates. What do you say after that? So we are going into the emergency mode. We're locking down. We're not quitting-I'm just going deep underground. That time has arrived. Those who want to stay with this ministry, we will give you instructions of how you can access this ministry every day. The rest, you're on your own."

Wow, it's practically like Jesus himself is speaking.
 
2020-07-01 3:39:03 PM  
"There's no point in me doing this day after day after day. What is the point of it?"

To make money, and that's why I don't believe you'll be going anywhere. You'll probably claim that god spoke to you and told you to carry on.
 
2020-07-01 3:39:47 PM  
Like... deeper in the closet?

I'm confused.
 
2020-07-01 3:39:48 PM  
He's moving to Parler?
 
2020-07-01 3:40:08 PM  
You need to predict the rapture every 4 or 5 years.

Incidentally, the use-by dates on those prepper food packages are usually 4 or 5 years, too.  But that's totally a coincidence.
 
2020-07-01 3:40:43 PM  

d23: Hey... Jesus' blood is on him.  What does he have to fear?


A wicked STI?
 
2020-07-01 3:41:20 PM  
Damn! Missed it by *this* much.
 
2020-07-01 3:41:54 PM  
"Suppose one of you wants to build a tower. Won't you first sit down and estimate the cost to see if you have enough money to complete it? For if you lay the foundation and are not able to finish it, everyone who sees it will ridicule you, saying, 'This person began to build and wasn't able to finish.'" - Luke 14:28-30

...or in this case, "Suppose you want to threaten to take your ball and go home - Maybe think about how you're going to keep fundraising if you're not constantly on the air saying bad things about non-Christians, because then you'll have to walk back your cunning plan and anyone who hears will ridicule you and say 'He forgot about how he makes his money. What a dipshiat.'"
 
2020-07-01 3:42:38 PM  
Do these dipshiats think they can hide from God?
 
2020-07-01 3:43:06 PM  
Rick Wiles said the same thing about Egypt at the time.  You may remember Wiles from the Pharaoh Plagues story.  Wiles in fact was among the Egyptian army that was drowned.  If you see the movie, he was the third horse's ass from the right when the big wall of water comes and the drowning starts.
 
2020-07-01 3:44:46 PM  
Someone must have told him that he'd lose money.
 
2020-07-01 3:48:06 PM  

iheartscotch: I wonder if any of the doomsayers ever read that portion of their holy book and realize that they are doing one of the things that their holy book disparages....


I love the Millerites the Bible says the world will end in 1844 when you do the math(Apparently Jesus when he said he didn't know when the world would end only his gather in heaven did wasn't very good at math. And then they decided that in 1844 God moved from one part of heaven to the other part and that was what he had to do to start getting heaven ready and any minute the world would end

And then I  loved how 2000 was going to be the end because something happened every two thousand years
Earth formed
2000 years or so later flood
2000 more years(around 4000 years total) Jesus
2000 more is 2000 AD so definitely the world is going to end and that is 6000 years total which is how many days you work and then the Millenium is like the Sabbath and then God can start the New Earth
7000 years the 7 days of Creation

I wonder if they still make that argument, though the cagey ones said around the year 2000

BTW In actually counted begots once and I think the flood wasn't exactly 2000 years
Also if you count the years people live Methusal(spelling?) The longest living man in the Bible died in the year of the great Flood canonical. So was that just a weird coincidence or did he drown with the sinners?
 
2020-07-01 3:52:07 PM  
"I don't want to talk to people who don't want to know about Jesus," he declared.

Well, I sure wish millions of other people felt the same way.
 
2020-07-01 4:02:44 PM  
Im going deep underground! Except my PO Box and Venmo Account.
 
2020-07-01 4:11:18 PM  
"There's no point in me doing this day after day after day." This is the most honest and accurate thing he has ever said.
 
2020-07-01 4:14:07 PM  
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2020-07-01 4:14:32 PM  
A year from now they'll discover him in some 'safe haven' third world country surrounded by child sex slaves.
 
2020-07-01 4:14:54 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Not that I thought Rick Wiles was actually going into a bunker but just in case there's a sudden plague of rich assholes hiding from legal consequences, or the mob's guillotines, in bunkers, drill them out with their own oil fracking equipment.


Plugging the air intakes is a lot easier.
 
2020-07-01 4:25:22 PM  

spongeboob: iheartscotch: I wonder if any of the doomsayers ever read that portion of their holy book and realize that they are doing one of the things that their holy book disparages....

I love the Millerites the Bible says the world will end in 1844 when you do the math(Apparently Jesus when he said he didn't know when the world would end only his gather in heaven did wasn't very good at math. And then they decided that in 1844 God moved from one part of heaven to the other part and that was what he had to do to start getting heaven ready and any minute the world would end

And then I  loved how 2000 was going to be the end because something happened every two thousand years
Earth formed
2000 years or so later flood
2000 more years(around 4000 years total) Jesus
2000 more is 2000 AD so definitely the world is going to end and that is 6000 years total which is how many days you work and then the Millenium is like the Sabbath and then God can start the New Earth
7000 years the 7 days of Creation

I wonder if they still make that argument, though the cagey ones said around the year 2000

BTW In actually counted begots once and I think the flood wasn't exactly 2000 years
Also if you count the years people live Methusal(spelling?) The longest living man in the Bible died in the year of the great Flood canonical. So was that just a weird coincidence or did he drown with the sinners?


Apparently the idea of history being broken up into three periods of 2000 years did not originate with Christianity, either.  It turns up in some Jewish stuff too, with the Messiah supposed to arrive by the time the calendar reaches 6000.

Though the destruction of the second temple doesn't quite match up with the year 4000...
 
2020-07-01 4:40:26 PM  

flondrix: Purple_Urkle: Not that I thought Rick Wiles was actually going into a bunker but just in case there's a sudden plague of rich assholes hiding from legal consequences, or the mob's guillotines, in bunkers, drill them out with their own oil fracking equipment.

Plugging the air intakes is a lot easier.


Plug them with fresh manure. Dirty job, fun payoff.
 
2020-07-01 4:44:01 PM  
 
2020-07-01 5:10:02 PM  
If we lock the door he'll have to stay down there.
 
2020-07-01 5:22:44 PM  

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2020-07-01 5:24:58 PM  
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2020-07-01 5:25:32 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "To sit here all day long and tell you how bad the Supreme Court is? They're reprobates. What do you say after that?"


wat?
 
2020-07-01 6:09:02 PM  
Why don't they go under and just skip November.  I for one, would appreciate that.
 
2020-07-01 8:10:15 PM  

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As they were singing "All things Bright and Beautiful, All Creatures Great and Small..." my younger sister said "But those are all books by James Herriot!"
 
2020-07-01 10:01:19 PM  
Ah yes, Christ notoriously only preached to those who already followed him, because evangelism was a waste of time.
 
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