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2020-06-30 10:22:50 PM  
You can buy LSD online?
 
2020-06-30 10:29:27 PM  

cretinbob: You can buy LSD online?


Yes, and and the reason that it is so popular in the military is it dosen't show up on regular urinalysis.
 
2020-06-30 10:31:11 PM  

maddog2030: cretinbob: You can buy LSD online?

Yes, and and the reason that it is so popular in the military is it dosen't show up on regular urinalysis.


Oh,I know it doesn't show up on UA. The old story was you had to have a spinal tap to get tested. Not sure if that is true.
 
2020-06-30 10:33:07 PM  
Wow, trippin' in that scene would be a bad one.
 
2020-06-30 11:52:01 PM  

TheHighlandHowler: Wow, trippin' in that scene would be a bad one.


I didn't know of anybody that was on it during a duty or watch period but while on shore duty you have normal weekends. Fryday we called it.
 
2020-07-01 1:49:04 AM  
With the prevalence of synthetic analogs the odds of getting actual LSD from some online seller are slim at best and the risk far outweighs any potential benefit, IMHO. Buyer beware.
 
2020-07-01 2:27:01 AM  
Sailors do love their hallucinogens.

Which branch would the meth guys gravitate towards, I wonder.
 
2020-07-01 2:31:42 AM  
Yellow submarine indeed.
 
2020-07-01 2:35:29 AM  
Ok, so where do you want us to buy it?
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2020-07-01 2:40:50 AM  

Wyalt Derp: Ok, so where do you want us to buy it?


www.notacop.gov
 
2020-07-01 2:41:39 AM  
I had some good LSD back around 2000, everytime I ran in to it since then is was "mild tracers" and probably fake diluted shiat.

/I miss the old stufff. :(
//2 paper tabs should beat a mild shroom trip.
 
2020-07-01 2:45:12 AM  

cretinbob: You can buy LSD online?


My thought, exactly.

But I may, or may not, have a solid bit in the freezer.
 
2020-07-01 2:46:05 AM  

maddog2030: TheHighlandHowler: Wow, trippin' in that scene would be a bad one.

I didn't know of anybody that was on it during a duty or watch period but while on shore duty you have normal weekends. Fryday we called it.


Followed by hot mess Sunday.
 
2020-07-01 2:47:10 AM  
LSD - Testing On British Marines (1964) (Misc.) [HD]
Youtube KWodyapGNxI
 
2020-07-01 2:48:10 AM  
Come on, Navy! It's 2020. Having acidheads guarding nuclear silos is one of the milder things we're doing this year.
 
2020-07-01 2:50:52 AM  
"Drugs purchased via the dark web are often laced with other substances in dangerous combinations that can lead to death,"

The tiny piece of paper that LSD usually comes on can't hold enough of any other substance to affect you.  That's why the strychnine myth is so dumb.
 
2020-07-01 2:53:25 AM  

fusillade762: "Drugs purchased via the dark web are often laced with other substances in dangerous combinations that can lead to death,"

The tiny piece of paper that LSD usually comes on can't hold enough of any other substance to affect you.  That's why the strychnine myth is so dumb.


Agreed. That is why I do liquid. :D
 
2020-07-01 2:56:06 AM  

cretinbob: You can buy LSD online?


Yes, but stay away from the brown acid.
 
2020-07-01 2:58:02 AM  

in flagrante: [YouTube video: LSD - Testing On British Marines (1964) (Misc.) [HD]]


Sounds about right. Loved the bit about the one in the tree. I'd climb about anything whilst tripping, just to see the sights.
 
2020-07-01 2:58:17 AM  

in flagrante: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/KWodyapG​NxI]


They tested it on children in the USA as well in the 1960s. Even put some in baby bottles.
 
2020-07-01 2:58:18 AM  

TheHighlandHowler: Wow, trippin' in that scene would be a bad one.


My thoughts exactly. Imagine wandering around a boat for 12 hours holding your belly, wide-eyed
 
2020-07-01 3:03:40 AM  
What was done in the USA, unlike Canada, has not been written about at all. But was just as bad.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/201​8​/may/03/montreal-brainwashing-allan-me​morial-institute
 
2020-07-01 3:05:39 AM  

phishrace: cretinbob: You can buy LSD online?

Yes, but stay away from the brown acid.


and the pink dots.

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I did.
 
2020-07-01 3:06:43 AM  
The weirdest part of acid ime was I never really knew when I had to go to the bathroom, 1 or 2.  I always felt like I kinda had to go, but wasn't able to more often than not when I hit the head. It mucked with my parasympathetic nervous system.

/Diphens do it too, only just for urinating.
 
2020-07-01 3:08:00 AM  

fusillade762: "Drugs purchased via the dark web are often laced with other substances in dangerous combinations that can lead to death,"

The tiny piece of paper that LSD usually comes on can't hold enough of any other substance to affect you.  That's why the strychnine myth is so dumb.


I remember the "Home Improvement" episode where the ONDCP paid them $250,000 to claim the mom remembered being drugged when she smoked some tainted weed in the 80's.  And that made made weed a scary/dark thing.  I think Drew Carey's Show took money from that drug program too, dealing with Craig Ferguson's "coke addiction" on that show.

If I remember right, I think Bill Barr was behind both of those in the 90's (I might have my drug czar wrong, I'm about ready for bed.)

/You don't get weed laced with shiat without paying extra, even back in the 80's.
 
2020-07-01 3:08:04 AM  

Kirablue42: What was done in the USA, unlike Canada, has not been written about at all. But was just as bad.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018​/may/03/montreal-brainwashing-allan-me​morial-institute


How is total psy-ops, including what appears to be torture and advanced interrogation techniques like taking a little trip?

Isolate your variables.
 
2020-07-01 3:08:49 AM  

Kirablue42: What was done in the USA, unlike Canada, has not been written about at all. But was just as bad.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018​/may/03/montreal-brainwashing-allan-me​morial-institute


The idea with developing psychedelics to gas the enemy was actually an attempt at an alternative to gassing them with something that would just kill them dead.
 
2020-07-01 3:10:33 AM  

Cormee: TheHighlandHowler: Wow, trippin' in that scene would be a bad one.

My thoughts exactly. Imagine wandering around a boat for 12 hours holding your belly, wide-eyed


I used to know a girl who liked to drop acid and go to the airport.  Not to watch the planes, but to watch the people.  I always thought that was weird.
 
2020-07-01 3:10:59 AM  

FNG: Wyalt Derp: Ok, so where do you want us to buy it?

www.notacop.gov


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2020-07-01 3:12:26 AM  
No Mas Presents: Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No by James Blagden
Youtube _vUhSYLRw14
 
2020-07-01 3:13:21 AM  

Mister Buttons: fusillade762: "Drugs purchased via the dark web are often laced with other substances in dangerous combinations that can lead to death,"

The tiny piece of paper that LSD usually comes on can't hold enough of any other substance to affect you.  That's why the strychnine myth is so dumb.

I remember the "Home Improvement" episode where the ONDCP paid them $250,000 to claim the mom remembered being drugged when she smoked some tainted weed in the 80's.  And that made made weed a scary/dark thing.  I think Drew Carey's Show took money from that drug program too, dealing with Craig Ferguson's "coke addiction" on that show.

If I remember right, I think Bill Barr was behind both of those in the 90's (I might have my drug czar wrong, I'm about ready for bed.)

/You don't get weed laced with shiat without paying extra, even back in the 80's.


Bill Bennett, my bad.  Google figured it out in 2 seconds.
 
2020-07-01 3:15:19 AM  
C'mon guys, taking drugs is only okay if the government forces you to.
 
2020-07-01 3:17:16 AM  

fusillade762: Cormee: TheHighlandHowler: Wow, trippin' in that scene would be a bad one.

My thoughts exactly. Imagine wandering around a boat for 12 hours holding your belly, wide-eyed

I used to know a girl who liked to drop acid and go to the airport.  Not to watch the planes, but to watch the people.  I always thought that was weird.


People watching while you're on acid/shrooms is a farking trip, as long as you don't out yourself.

And assuming it's not to bright.  The pupils, they can burn.   Better to have shadows doing dances in the background.
 
2020-07-01 3:29:19 AM  

TheHighlandHowler: Wow, trippin' in that scene would be a bad one.


Back in high school, my friends and I spent an hour or so of a fairly serious mushroom trip in the middle of the night running from/playing hide and seek with local cops in the woods and a residential neighborhood before we made it back to one kid's house. I would have thought it would have been a recipe for disaster, but it was completely exhilarating. I remember thinking that I felt like a deer while I was sprinting through the woods expertly dodging trees and branches (in reality I probably looked more like a drunk bear crashing through the underbrush). That may well have changed if we had actually been caught, but I learned that what is or isn't fun while tripping is a tricky thing to pin down beforehand.

And before anyone asks, we were still lucid enough to know that they were actual cops.
 
2020-07-01 3:30:20 AM  
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Z Pack and Taylor approve.
 
2020-07-01 3:31:04 AM  
I watched a wonderland zoo marathon on boomerang.

Turned out it was just like two episodes.
 
2020-07-01 3:35:31 AM  

fusillade762: Cormee: TheHighlandHowler: Wow, trippin' in that scene would be a bad one.

My thoughts exactly. Imagine wandering around a boat for 12 hours holding your belly, wide-eyed

I used to know a girl who liked to drop acid and go to the airport.  Not to watch the planes, but to watch the people.  I always thought that was weird.


Different strokes for different folks, I suppose. That would be my idea of hell, but I can understand why it might appeal to some people.

The last time I did it I hid in a nook of a prehistoric ring fort with my then girlfriend for a few hours, then I fixated on a curious goat's pupils for a few hours, we were still wandering around the island about 9 hours later with awful stomach cramps. It wasn't a massive amount of fun at that stage. Thankfully I discovered e shortly after that experience.
 
2020-07-01 3:37:35 AM  
High school, solo trip, double dipped white blotters. Watched Hook and the wall. Oops.
 
2020-07-01 3:45:30 AM  

Smackledorfer: I watched a wonderland zoo marathon on boomerang.

Turned out it was just like two episodes.


A friend popped in a Velvet Underground tape. It sounded AMAZING. I had never heard them before. When I tried listening to it again a few days later it sounded nothing like it did on Fryday.
 
2020-07-01 3:47:59 AM  

NINEv2: High school, solo trip, double dipped white blotters. Watched Hook and the wall. Oops.


Separate occasions: Misery and Candyman, while peaking, in the theatre. Options for movies sucked in a small town, shouldn't have gone at all though. And a Phantasm? movie? 6? They were in space, and there was a lot of torture, that was a bummer.
 
2020-07-01 3:49:49 AM  

Mister Buttons: I had some good LSD back around 2000, everytime I ran in to it since then is was "mild tracers" and probably fake diluted shiat.

/I miss the old stufff. :(
//2 paper tabs should beat a mild shroom trip.


I had source that I used once in 2012, the only genuine stuff I've had, well since 2000....
 
2020-07-01 3:49:55 AM  

fragMasterFlash: With the prevalence of synthetic analogs the odds of getting actual LSD from some online seller are slim at best and the risk far outweighs any potential benefit, IMHO. Buyer beware.


Not sure why this is getting funny votes. That lsd they're buying online in TFA is almost certainly not lsd.

Know your dealer.
 
2020-07-01 4:26:46 AM  
Just another case of the Navy's being mean-spirited and intolerant.  LSD is benign and non-addictive, and it brings its users enlightenment, empowerment, contentment, and liberation.  It also has therapeutic uses.  I know all of this because I learned it on Fark.
 
2020-07-01 4:46:11 AM  

tirob: Just another case of the Navy's being mean-spirited and intolerant.  LSD is benign and non-addictive, and it brings its users enlightenment, empowerment, contentment, and liberation.  It also has therapeutic uses.  I know all of this because I learned it on Fark.


I thought it was before you started dating my ex........
 
2020-07-01 5:03:00 AM  
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2020-07-01 5:06:54 AM  
I tripped a lot during the 70's and even took acid at Woodstock but mostly windowpane or orange barrels. A lot of it seemed to be cut with speed which gave me uncomfortable rushes.
Never again. Anyone in here have any shrooms?
 
2020-07-01 5:20:23 AM  
Shrooms are way better.
 
2020-07-01 6:00:22 AM  

mcmnky: fragMasterFlash: With the prevalence of synthetic analogs the odds of getting actual LSD from some online seller are slim at best and the risk far outweighs any potential benefit, IMHO. Buyer beware.

Not sure why this is getting funny votes. That lsd they're buying online in TFA is almost certainly not lsd.

Know your dealer.


people have testing reagants and the sellers are scrutinized and rated and reviewed. it's LSD. unless you're the sort of person who accidentally buys knockoff products from Amazon.
 
2020-07-01 6:31:03 AM  

nburghmatt: mcmnky: fragMasterFlash: With the prevalence of synthetic analogs the odds of getting actual LSD from some online seller are slim at best and the risk far outweighs any potential benefit, IMHO. Buyer beware.

Not sure why this is getting funny votes. That lsd they're buying online in TFA is almost certainly not lsd.

Know your dealer.

people have testing reagants and the sellers are scrutinized and rated and reviewed. it's LSD. unless you're the sort of person who accidentally buys knockoff products from Amazon.


An LSD test can be fooled with the addition of MDMA to a substance that isn't acid. Plenty of people will take shiat and tell you it's gold. Reviews can be written by anyone.
Know your dealer is right. Know your shiat.
 
2020-07-01 6:52:56 AM  

mcmnky: fragMasterFlash: With the prevalence of synthetic analogs the odds of getting actual LSD from some online seller are slim at best and the risk far outweighs any potential benefit, IMHO. Buyer beware.

Not sure why this is getting funny votes. That lsd they're buying online in TFA is almost certainly not lsd.

Know your dealer.


Isn't all mdma "synthetic"?

/clueless
 
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