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(Twitter)   Oklahoma mail boxes are getting an 8-page pamphlet from "Christian Citizens for Truth." It says lockdowns are communist and kill people, vaccines cause autism, hydroxychloroquine is a success, & John Birch Society is helpful. Full scans in thread   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-06-30 6:55:57 PM  
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2020-06-30 7:26:25 PM  
That's one hell of a tract
 
2020-06-30 7:35:05 PM  
Guess they got tired of waiting for the Rapture and decided to create their own.

They will not be missed.
 
2020-06-30 8:44:14 PM  
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2020-06-30 8:55:32 PM  
Smart people will not be fooled.

Stupid people already believe this shiat.

Recycle it and go on about your day.
 
2020-06-30 8:56:16 PM  
I'm actually a little disappointed; I thought for sure that a section-numbered footnoted manifesto like that would be accompanied by a similarly sectioned, footnoted manifesto about how the resurrection of Jesus is the best documented event in history so only an idiot wouldn't believe it. Instead, they finish off with a weaksauce "Actually, the real disease we have to worry about is sin, and the cure is Jesus." It's almost like that part was written by someone else.

/ "Communist-style lockdowns" and vitamin C cures. Good job, idiots
 
2020-06-30 9:46:59 PM  
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2020-06-30 10:04:33 PM  
Hey, I put a lot of time into those!
 
2020-06-30 10:16:33 PM  
No, highly unlikely, and absolutely not.
 
2020-06-30 10:25:43 PM  
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2020-06-30 11:00:58 PM  
Nonsense!  I was told that William F. Buckley denounced the Birchers back in the 60s, and that they were never heard from again.

/Never heard from again, I said!
 
2020-06-30 11:10:52 PM  
Prove them wrong, libs.
 
2020-06-30 11:15:39 PM  
Please ask Coke and Verizon to block the Christians!!!
 
2020-06-30 11:15:41 PM  
This one is so bad I can't believe that people who are sufficiently functional to put a twelve-page brochure together would actually believe the BS that the scans show.

I'm calling BS.  It's a practical joke.
 
2020-06-30 11:17:23 PM  
Religious people believe an imaginary god created the universe in 6 days.
Is this really that surprising?
 
2020-06-30 11:18:19 PM  
I got a similar or the same pamphlet. They really do not like people wearing masks. It encouraged me to wear a mask MOAR....
 
2020-06-30 11:19:04 PM  

Murflette: That's one hell of a tract


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"My tract!"
 
2020-06-30 11:19:06 PM  
And here y'all were a few months ago weirded the post office would close.
 
2020-06-30 11:19:22 PM  
DAYUM!

I gotta get me some o' that Blood of Christ, 'cuz I been goddamn SURE I've done me some sinnin' in this lifetime.
 
2020-06-30 11:21:02 PM  
Fortunately for me, I don't need to be reborn, since my mom got it right the first time.
 
2020-06-30 11:21:26 PM  
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Fundamental Christians believe in math now?
 
2020-06-30 11:21:36 PM  

sardonicobserver: This one is so bad I can't believe that people who are sufficiently functional to put a twelve-page brochure together would actually believe the BS that the scans show.

I'm calling BS.  It's a practical joke.


In small print at the very bottom: "Dictated but not read."
Maybe a few honest mistakes crept in, like it was originally supposed to say "hydroxychloroquine is a sauce."
These things happen.
 
2020-06-30 11:21:42 PM  
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These people sound a lot like all those self-professed Constitution activists who are good at quoting the Constitution but are blithering morons when it comes to actually understanding it. Case in point, I recently had someone tell me that Supreme Court rulings are not Constitutionally binding, because they are not amendments to the Constitution itself!
 
2020-06-30 11:22:09 PM  
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2020-06-30 11:22:30 PM  
I'm sorry, if you're going to compete with The Watchtower and Chick Tracts, you're going to need more pictures and fewer words. And no math at all.
 
2020-06-30 11:22:50 PM  
The real question is who's money was spent to produce and mail them?
 
2020-06-30 11:24:23 PM  

Weatherkiss: Prove them wrong, libs.


Why on earth would anyone want to do that?

Besides, I can't wait until months, or even years from now when the few survivors of these people look back on propaganda like this with eyes drained of all tears wept for their dead, and scream out in horse voices barely audible from all the crying and wailing they did at the graves who they blame for all of this...

...and it'll be the libs! They'll say it was the libs that lied to them about the dangers, and will never take responsibility for the blame they should hold themselves accountable for.
 
2020-06-30 11:24:59 PM  

whitroth: The real question is who's money was spent to produce and mail them?


PPP
 
2020-06-30 11:25:23 PM  

abhorrent1: Religious people believe an imaginary god created the universe in 6 days.
Is this really that surprising?


They also believe that Donny is a Christian and has read the Bible...
 
2020-06-30 11:26:17 PM  
This is formatted the exact same way as Freeperville is, and the content is exactly what they always push. Someone just lifted a bunch of posts from their archive and compiled them.
 
2020-06-30 11:27:57 PM  
Perfect for a Pandemic Time Capsule.

"Yes Virginia, people really were - and still are, don't fool yourself - that damned stupid."
 
2020-06-30 11:27:57 PM  
Well, the communist thing is correct, so... one in five is better than Christians can normally manage?  Good for them I guess?
 
2020-06-30 11:29:07 PM  

trvth: I'm sorry, if you're going to compete with The Watchtower and Chick Tracts, you're going to need more pictures and fewer words. And no math at all.


My family bought Chick tracts and comics because they believed in them. As a kid, I read them ironically. They were good stories filled with fantastical events and conspiracies around every corner. I bet my grandpa still has them.
 
2020-06-30 11:30:22 PM  
Hopefully xians go extinct first.
 
2020-06-30 11:31:51 PM  
That's pretty much the same type of garbage that's in the Epoch Times.  there was an edition of that in our
mailbox last month.  i was not pleased.
 
2020-06-30 11:32:03 PM  

sardonicobserver: This one is so bad I can't believe that people who are sufficiently functional to put a twelve-page brochure together would actually believe the BS that the scans show.

I'm calling BS.  It's a practical joke.


8 pages, not 12.

And would it not be a bit expensive for a practical joke?    If you think this thing has not been mailed, think again.  I live in Oklahoma.  I received a copy of it in the mail.
 
2020-06-30 11:32:32 PM  

RepoManTSM: [Fark user image 850x1133]
Fundamental Christians believe in math now?


Only when they make it up to match their beliefs.
 
2020-06-30 11:38:13 PM  
Religion is a sign of a mental defect.
 
2020-06-30 11:39:46 PM  
I'd describe these people as deeply disturbed but that feels like a massive understatement.
 
2020-06-30 11:39:46 PM  

duckpoopy: Hopefully xians go extinct first.


Lighten up, edgelord.
 
2020-06-30 11:42:12 PM  
The V is Mother Nature's way of combating climate change and the more anti maskers want to help out the better and I say Bravo!
 
2020-06-30 11:42:44 PM  
That's disturbing. It's very similar to what I'm sending out from my group, Atheists for Hilarity.
 
2020-06-30 11:42:45 PM  

haknudsen: RepoManTSM: [Fark user image 850x1133]
Fundamental Christians believe in math now?

Only when they make it up to match their beliefs.


I've heard about state legislatures considering laws to make pi exactly 3.14 to make life easier for people who use it.

Think the Hagia Sophia dome would work as well as it has since it was built in 537 AD, if the Greek geometers Isidore of Miletus and Anthemius of Tralles had used 3.14?  How about the Pantheon, built under Hadrian in 127 AD, still the largest un-reinforced concrete dome?

/Nobody actually passed such a law.
 
2020-06-30 11:44:35 PM  

NotCodger: Smart people will not be fooled.

Stupid people already believe this shiat.

Recycle it and go on about your day.


You forgot about "intellectually febrile fools who believe whatever they last heard."

If most of those can be kept aboard, between them and not-insane people it's possible to get enough masks on to make a huge dent in covid's infection rate.

Without them you may as well give up.
 
2020-06-30 11:44:59 PM  
This country seriously needs mental health care.
 
2020-06-30 11:45:14 PM  
I am shocked postage was paid rather than a missionary illegally stuffing the boxes in the wee hours.
 
2020-06-30 11:46:37 PM  
Makes me nostalgic for reading the paper edition of the Weekly World News.
 
2020-06-30 11:49:34 PM  
Were these actually mailed with postage or just deposited into mailboxes like a rash of out of control mail fraud?

"No part of a mail receptacle may be used to deliver any matter not bearing postage, including items or matter placed upon, supported by, attached to, hung from, or inserted into a mail receptacle. Any mailable matter not bearing postage and found as described above is subject to the same postage as would be paid if it were carried by mail."
 
2020-06-30 11:50:04 PM  
Hmmmm with the half-life of Coronavirus: 133 years after the original, Sooners v2.0 in 2022.
 
2020-06-30 11:52:19 PM  

JudgeSmails: That's pretty much the same type of garbage that's in the Epoch Times.  there was an edition of that in our
mailbox last month.  i was not pleased.


I don't know why Google still lets those idiots advertise on YouTube.
 
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