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(KWCH Wichita)   Kansas decides to go forward with the coronavirus petri dish known as its State Fair   (kwch.com) divider line
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2020-06-30 5:56:41 PM  
With the hot spots we already have and the Mt. Rushmore event about to kick off, we are well and truly boned.
Now Kansas wants to help make it all turn to shart faster.  Gee, thanks Kansas.

I really fail to understand what people don't understand about this pandemic.
 
2020-06-30 6:05:19 PM  

blender61: and the Mt. Rushmore event about to kick off, we are well and truly boned.
Now Kansas wants to help make it all turn to shart faster. Gee, thanks Kansas.

I really fail to understand what people don't understand about this pandemic.


Well, it's clear. Let's look at the word: Pandemic. What's that right in the middle? That's right, DEM. Clearly that means it's all a Democratic hoax, because they just have to be in the middle of everything, like they're in the middle of the pandemic.
 
2020-06-30 7:06:28 PM  
If you wanted to create a way to efficiently and effectively spread COVID I'm not sure you could do much better than a state fair.  Thousands upon thousands of people of all ages gathered in crowds and lines, over the course of a week, from all over the state.

/ #1 would be a pole licking championship, #2 is a some sort of choir competition where they're all in a room together, face to face... #3 is a political convention, #4 sporting events.  #5 is state fairs.
 
2020-06-30 8:40:24 PM  
Again, the Red Hats took away Gov. Kelly's authority to make mask orders compulsory. She can give advice; but, she's been forced to leave it up to the counties.

/ before, the Red Hats had given the Governor wide latitudes; assuming no Democrat would ever win again
 
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2020-06-30 8:52:13 PM  
I mean, can you blame them?

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2020-06-30 8:57:13 PM  
I haven't been to many state fairs, and none in a decade, but I've been to a few. Do they still rely heavily upon Port-O-Potties?
 
2020-06-30 8:58:20 PM  
I also believe they should rethink allowing the Fraternal Order of Police to judge the livestock competition...
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2020-06-30 9:06:55 PM  

TWX: I mean, can you blame them?

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That isn't set in Kansas.
All I Owe Ioway - State Fair 1945
Youtube UdcPF9-fPws

Do you know how I know that?
 
2020-06-30 9:09:27 PM  
That's where the tall corn grows
Youtube zeRr0d0Akco
 
2020-06-30 10:23:39 PM  
They've obviously determined that the best way to get over the pandemic is to get everybody infected at once so it burns out fast.

Why do I see a Twilight Zone episode where they take the healthy people and infect them for the good of all mankind.
 
2020-06-30 11:22:21 PM  

TWX: I mean, can you blame them?

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An all-time great among fiveheads.
 
2020-07-01 12:52:57 AM  
Kiss - Psycho Circus (Official Music Video)
Youtube BWIW6Ti0PbE
 
2020-07-01 1:07:17 AM  
New England cancelled their "state" fair, The Big E. But thenwe aren't stupid.
 
2020-07-01 1:56:51 AM  

BizarreMan: They've obviously determined that the best way to get over the pandemic is to get everybody infected at once so it burns out fast.

Why do I see a Twilight Zone episode where they take the healthy people and infect them for the good of all mankind.


Star Trek did it; it was called "The Mark of Gideon."
 
2020-07-01 1:57:15 AM  

fragMasterFlash: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/BWIW6Ti0​PbE]


that video game was fun af
 
2020-07-01 1:58:44 AM  
Who's first in line for the deep fried cotton candy corpses?
 
2020-07-01 2:00:13 AM  
If I go to a fair, it will be with two rules:

1. if I can whip you with my flag, you're too close.
2. if I can shoot ghost pepper sauce into your mouth...
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...you should have worn a mask.
 
2020-07-01 2:03:55 AM  

Dahnkster: I also believe they should rethink allowing the Fraternal Order of Police to judge the livestock competition...
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I would love to know the story behind that picture...
 
2020-07-01 2:06:19 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I haven't been to many state fairs, and none in a decade, but I've been to a few. Do they still rely heavily upon Port-O-Potties?


Well, yeah. How else are they gonna sell corn dogs?
 
2020-07-01 2:07:13 AM  
My area's big summer fair hasn't been cancelled yet but it doesn't happen until September.  I guess they're still hoping Jesus will pop in and perform a miracle.  So far, they're talking about eliminating open livestock shows and making other stuff drive-thru.  Not sure how TF that's supposed to work.  I'm gonna miss walking around chomping on an elephant ear.
 
2020-07-01 2:07:50 AM  
In Kansas, suicide is redundant.
 
2020-07-01 2:14:37 AM  
Dr. Lee Norman advised against having the fiar this year.

F*cking spellcheck, how does it work??
 
2020-07-01 2:16:51 AM  
cmon kansas carny food ain't that good
 
2020-07-01 2:19:22 AM  

eddingsinger: If you wanted to create a way to efficiently and effectively spread COVID I'm not sure you could do much better than a state fair.  Thousands upon thousands of people of all ages gathered in crowds and lines, over the course of a week, from all over the state.

/ #1 would be a pole licking championship, #2 is a some sort of choir competition where they're all in a room together, face to face... #3 is a political convention, #4 sporting events.  #5 is state fairs.



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2020-07-01 2:28:34 AM  
Republicans are into global human population reduction.  Who knew?
 
2020-07-01 2:32:35 AM  

Just another Heartland Weirdass: In Kansas, suicide is redundant.


It's the point of no return.

No return.
 
2020-07-01 2:46:11 AM  
Going to the Fair
Youtube AsZJNPn58oc


Ever feeling down about yourself? Go to a state fair and just look around, boy. (Now with COVID-19)
 
2020-07-01 2:46:56 AM  

fusillade762: Dr. Lee Norman advised against having the fiar this year.

F*cking spellcheck, how does it work??


Die In A Fiar

(them, not you)
 
2020-07-01 2:50:19 AM  
Compared to all these gatherings of maskless wonders, pants on head stupid seems mildly intelligent. Might actually get some filtration out of them.
 
2020-07-01 2:58:33 AM  

Wyalt Derp: fusillade762: Dr. Lee Norman advised against having the fiar this year.

F*cking spellcheck, how does it work??

Die In A Fiar

(them, not you)


Looks like an epic fial.
 
2020-07-01 3:29:40 AM  
Perfect. Now we have a reason to build a wall around Kansas.
 
2020-07-01 3:38:29 AM  
at first I was like, what a bunch of assholes. Then I thought about it, and covid doesn't seem to spread as much outside, and I thought about all the protests and marches that didn't seem to produce the spread, I had temporarily thought maybe it wouldn't be so bad. Then I read more of the article, and oh my God what a bunch of assholes.

So, it was a journey.
 
2020-07-01 4:09:10 AM  

fusillade762: Dr. Lee Norman advised against having the fiar this year.

F*cking spellcheck, how does it work??


Not in Kansas it doesn't.
 
2020-07-01 4:16:09 AM  

brap: [YouTube video: That's where the tall corn grows]


Damn skippy

*High five*
 
2020-07-01 4:36:02 AM  
Geez, even OKLAHOMA canceled our state fair. Seriously Kansas!

https://www.agweb.com/article/oklahoma​-state-fair-latest-cancel-2020

You know why it's so windy here n Oklahoma? Because Kansas sucks and Texas blows.
 
2020-07-01 4:46:33 AM  

jtown: My area's big summer fair hasn't been cancelled yet but it doesn't happen until September.  I guess they're still hoping Jesus will pop in and perform a miracle.  So far, they're talking about eliminating open livestock shows and making other stuff drive-thru.  Not sure how TF that's supposed to work.  I'm gonna miss walking around chomping on an elephant ear.


Same, but the county I live in is mid August and they have cancelled, but I don't plan on doing much of anything this summer. Today though I am getting my Real ID though but from what I have read/heard they are taking a lot of precautions. I am nervous but after that no more people for a while.
 
2020-07-01 5:06:54 AM  
"The fair will also have changes not related to COVID-19 like canceling rabbit shows due to a deadly virus that could infect them if cages are close together or not properly sanitized."

LOL
 
2020-07-01 5:17:17 AM  

AllCatsAreBeautiful: Perfect. Now we have a reason to build a wall around Kansas.


I am confused by your use of the word now.
 
2020-07-01 5:31:15 AM  
Judging of lemmings, guinea pigs, and plague rats will be tight
 
2020-07-01 6:14:45 AM  

AllCatsAreBeautiful: Perfect. Now we have a reason to build a wall around Kansas.


Like we needed a reason
 
2020-07-01 7:15:20 AM  
The fair will also have changes not related to COVID-19 like canceling rabbit shows due to a deadly virus that could infect them if cages are close together or not properly sanitized.

so they care more about the rabbits than the humans
 
2020-07-01 7:27:16 AM  

Bootleg: blender61: and the Mt. Rushmore event about to kick off, we are well and truly boned.
Now Kansas wants to help make it all turn to shart faster. Gee, thanks Kansas.

I really fail to understand what people don't understand about this pandemic.

Well, it's clear. Let's look at the word: Pandemic. What's that right in the middle? That's right, DEM. Clearly that means it's all a Democratic hoax, because they just have to be in the middle of everything, like they're in the middle of the pandemic.


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2020-07-01 7:34:43 AM  

BizarreMan: They've obviously determined that the best way to get over the pandemic is to get everybody infected at once so it burns out fast.

Why do I see a Twilight Zone episode where they take the healthy people and infect them for the good of all mankind.


Wasn't that an Outer Limits episode?
 
2020-07-01 7:35:35 AM  

bigdog1960: "The fair will also have changes not related to COVID-19 like canceling rabbit shows due to a deadly virus that could infect them if cages are close together or not properly sanitized."

LOL


I know, right?
 
2020-07-01 7:36:15 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: The fair will also have changes not related to COVID-19 like canceling rabbit shows due to a deadly virus that could infect them if cages are close together or not properly sanitized.

so they care more about the rabbits than the humans


Those are prize winning rabbits, a lot of time and money was spent in breeding and raising them.  The humans are Kansans, not a lot was spent getting them to adulthood.
 
2020-07-01 8:14:30 AM  
Is it still contagious if it's battered, fried, and on a stick?
 
2020-07-01 8:29:15 AM  

dbeshear: Geez, even OKLAHOMA canceled our state fair. Seriously Kansas!

https://www.agweb.com/article/oklahoma​-state-fair-latest-cancel-2020

You know why it's so windy here n Oklahoma? Because Kansas sucks and Texas blows.


Popped in to mention this.  Putting on my mask and leaving.
 
2020-07-01 8:36:19 AM  
Can't wait to see Devin Nunes' Butter Cow

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2020-07-01 8:43:39 AM  
Mah freedumbs go best with foods on a stick.

And watching kids puke on the Tilt-a-Whirl.
 
2020-07-01 9:13:48 AM  
I've said it before, and I will say it again...  This situation will not improve until we have competent leadership.  And we absolutely DO NOT have that right now.

This will continue to get worse until the government finally wises up and gets Trump out of the driver's seat.

The only thing I can think of that is going to FINALLY get them to wise up and take action, is when their family members start dying.  I wouldn't normally wish for that, but for the sake of the entire world, that is a sacrifice we should be willing to make.
 
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