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(Rapid City Journal)   Didn't get a Trump Rushmore ticket? You can still head downtown to see Kellyanne, Half Scoop, a full gospel motorcycle stunt team, and the Pillow Guy   (rapidcityjournal.com) divider line
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1650 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 Jun 2020 at 9:16 PM (3 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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3 days ago  
It's going to be Tulsa again, isn't it?
 
3 days ago  
Oh God, please let this be hilarious. Like, the crowd is outnumbered by the press, and the fireworks are canceled due to fire concerns. And then Trump strokes out in the middle of the speech, pisses himself, slips in the puddle and ends up hanging himself in the teleprompter cabling.

/Hey
//I figure, shoot for the moon.
///I won't be any more disappointed, probably.
 
3 days ago  
I dunno, man, sounds like there could be either pool or marching bands, and we know where that leads...
 
3 days ago  
At least Rapid City, SD is painfully far away from everywhere else on the planet, so only the truly insane die hards will make the trip.
 
3 days ago  
Oh well, when you put it that way. Where do I sign up?

Will the pillow guy be doing lines off Kellyanne's butt crack?
 
3 days ago  
Other special guests include Mike Lindell, founder of My Pillow; Gene Sullivan, a friend of legendary daredevil Evel Knievel and founder of Jump for Jesus - a full gospel motorcycle stunt team; conservative talk radio host Scott Hennen; and Jack Brewer, a former NFL player.

Throw in Kid Rock and Ted Nugent, and you've gone full 'MURICA, FARK YEAH!!!!!1
 
3 days ago  
And if you need a bath to feel clean after that gathering, hit up evans plunge.
 
3 days ago  
I had to hover my mouse over that link just to make sure it wasn't a spoofed Onion link.

Because you never know, any more.
 
3 days ago  

cretinbob: It's going to be Tulsa again, isn't it?


No. This is going to worse. A lot worse.
There won't by 6K people . There will be 60K people at all the different events and they will be coming from further afield.

This is going to be a disaster in two weeks.
 
3 days ago  

Mztlplx: I dunno, man, sounds like there could be either pool or marching bands, and we know where that leads...


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3 days ago  
Farking West River trash will eat this shiat up.  It's too bad such a beautiful part of the country is infested with such assholes
 
3 days ago  
Anyone else getting a "404 not found"?
 
3 days ago  
Small hands?  We have a carnie president...
 
3 days ago  

Bootleg: Oh God, please let this be hilarious. Like, the crowd is outnumbered by the press, and the fireworks are canceled due to fire concerns. And then Trump strokes out in the middle of the speech, pisses himself, slips in the puddle and ends up hanging himself in the teleprompter cabling.

/Hey
//I figure, shoot for the moon.
///I won't be any more disappointed, probably.


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3 days ago  

LawPD: Oh well, when you put it that way. Where do I sign up?

Will the pillow guy be doing lines off Kellyanne's butt crack?


I think if you're going to do lines off of someone's butt you'd want the full degradation and do them out of Mrs Conway's crack.
 
3 days ago  
If there's a stage version of the Viet Nam war with real explosions and Bill Murrey makes a cameo then I'm all in.
 
3 days ago  

markie_farkie: Other special guests include Mike Lindell, founder of My Pillow; Gene Sullivan, a friend of legendary daredevil Evel Knievel and founder of Jump for Jesus - a full gospel motorcycle stunt team; conservative talk radio host Scott Hennen; and Jack Brewer, a former NFL player.


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3 days ago  
My brother lives in Spearfish (50 mi W) and is a biker.  Godspeed.
 
3 days ago  

zimmerit: Anyone else getting a "404 not found"?


Yep. Guess it's super popular with the young kids!
 
3 days ago  

Ed Grubermann: markie_farkie: Other special guests include Mike Lindell, founder of My Pillow; Gene Sullivan, a friend of legendary daredevil Evel Knievel and founder of Jump for Jesus - a full gospel motorcycle stunt team; conservative talk radio host Scott Hennen; and Jack Brewer, a former NFL player.

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Dude, you're not familiar with Gene Sullivan?
 
3 days ago  

zimmerit: Anyone else getting a "404 not found"?


Yup.

Sorry, the page idiots you're looking for cannot be found. 404
 
3 days ago  
It's like the worst circus side show ever.
 
3 days ago  

JasonOfOrillia: If there's a stage version of the Viet Nam war with real explosions and Bill Murrey makes a cameo then I'm all in.


CSB: I'm planning to watch Apocalypse Now, director's cut, with Vietnamese take out with friends next month. No Bill Murray, but Brando is so (as I remember) scary good.
 
3 days ago  

zimmerit: Anyone else getting a "404 not found"?


Yes. I was hoping the whole thing has been cancelled.
 
3 days ago  

zimmerit: Anyone else getting a "404 not found"?


Kpop Stans even more responsive than usual.
 
3 days ago  
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Happy 3rd of July Peesident Traitor!
 
3 days ago  

cretinbob: It's going to be Tulsa again, isn't it?


Only if the TikTockers and JPop stans pull it off.
 
3 days ago  

cretinbob: It's going to be Tulsa again, isn't it?


Man, I hope so. 530 tests in 2 days, 100% positive for COVID-19, in Tulsa, OK, a week and a half after the Tulsa rally.

They're sickening & killing themselves off, with Trump's gleeful assistance. Why would I interfere at this point?

Take one for the team, MAGA-lovers. I hear that spitting in each other's open mouths is a male bonding ritual observed by only the bravest of the brave. Go for it. Gargle.
 
3 days ago  
For what it's worth ...
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It really is the most comfortable pillow I've ever owned.
 
3 days ago  

zimmerit: Anyone else getting a "404 not found"?


yup
 
3 days ago  

markie_farkie: Other special guests include Mike Lindell, founder of My Pillow; Gene Sullivan, a friend of legendary daredevil Evel Knievel and founder of Jump for Jesus - a full gospel motorcycle stunt team; conservative talk radio host Scott Hennen; and Jack Brewer, a former NFL player.

Throw in Kid Rock and Ted Nugent, and you've gone full 'MURICA, FARK YEAH!!!!!1


That's some serious D-list celebs there.
 
3 days ago  
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"Mike...why am I dressed like you? MMMIIIKKKEEE!!!"
 
3 days ago  

Bootleg: Oh God, please let this be hilarious. Like, the crowd is outnumbered by the press, and the fireworks are canceled due to fire concerns. And then Trump strokes out in the middle of the speech, pisses himself, slips in the puddle and ends up hanging himself in the teleprompter cabling.

/Hey
//I figure, shoot for the moon.
///I won't be any more disappointed, probably.


So kinda like this...but different
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3 days ago  

blender61: cretinbob: It's going to be Tulsa again, isn't it?

No. This is going to worse. A lot worse.
There won't by 6K people . There will be 60K people at all the different events and they will be coming from further afield.

This is going to be a disaster in two weeks.


Yeah....I've been on zero empathy for like 3 months now so...

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3 days ago  
Link is 404
 
3 days ago  
There's a grim bit of theater by Martin McDonagh -- In Bruges, Three Billboards -- called The Pillowman.
 
3 days ago  

weddingsinger: At least Rapid City, SD is painfully far away from everywhere else on the planet, so only the truly insane die hards will make the trip.


I wonder how Shiatgibbon and Co. are getting there, by helicopter from wherever the nearest airport is, I assume.
 
3 days ago  

Bootleg: Oh God, please let this be hilarious. Like, the crowd is outnumbered by the press, and the fireworks are canceled due to fire concerns. And then Trump strokes out in the middle of the speech, pisses himself, slips in the puddle and ends up hanging himself in the teleprompter cabling.

/Hey
//I figure, shoot for the moon.
///I won't be any more disappointed, probably.


Every Brutal Metalocalypse Death Scene | Metalocalypse | Adult Swim
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3 days ago  
I'll stay at home and sniff glue. Thanks.
 
3 days ago  
 
3 days ago  

markie_farkie: Other special guests include Mike Lindell, founder of My Pillow; Gene Sullivan, a friend of legendary daredevil Evel Knievel and founder of Jump for Jesus - a full gospel motorcycle stunt team; conservative talk radio host Scott Hennen; and Jack Brewer, a former NFL player.

Throw in Kid Rock and Ted Nugent, and you've gone full 'MURICA, FARK YEAH!!!!!1


Wow, is the man who met Andy Griffith gonna be there too?!
 
3 days ago  

geoduck42: weddingsinger: At least Rapid City, SD is painfully far away from everywhere else on the planet, so only the truly insane die hards will make the trip.

I wonder how Shiatgibbon and Co. are getting there, by helicopter from wherever the nearest airport is, I assume.


Ellsworth AFB is in Rapid City. I imagine AF1 could land there.
 
3 days ago  

ScrimBoy: Link is 404


I am shocked by the number of FARKs that actually clicked to read the article.
 
3 days ago  

Bootleg: Oh God, please let this be hilarious. Like, the crowd is outnumbered by the press, and the fireworks are canceled due to fire concerns. And then Trump strokes out in the middle of the speech, pisses himself, slips in the puddle and ends up hanging himself in the teleprompter cabling.

/Hey
//I figure, shoot for the moon.
///I won't be any more disappointed, probably.


That sounds both plausible and eerily similar to stories from the decline of the Soviet Union.
 
3 days ago  

nakmuay: Bootleg: Oh God, please let this be hilarious. Like, the crowd is outnumbered by the press, and the fireworks are canceled due to fire concerns. And then Trump strokes out in the middle of the speech, pisses himself, slips in the puddle and ends up hanging himself in the teleprompter cabling.

/Hey
//I figure, shoot for the moon.
///I won't be any more disappointed, probably.

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That is farkin' awesome!
 
3 days ago  

Nurglitch: LawPD: Oh well, when you put it that way. Where do I sign up?

Will the pillow guy be doing lines off Kellyanne's butt crack?

I think if you're going to do lines off of someone's butt you'd want the full degradation and do them out of Mrs Conway's crack.


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3 days ago  
Isn't Trump holding an outdoor event an open invitation for planes towing anti-Trump banners to spend the day doing flyovers? Its not like the mountains in that area are tall enough to block the view even if they close the airspace directly overhead.
 
3 days ago  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: zimmerit: Anyone else getting a "404 not found"?

Yup.

Sorry, the page idiots you're looking for cannot be found. 404


Same here. Has it been canceled already?
 
3 days ago  
Just now:
Pennington County Republican Party Chairman Jeff Holbrook has issued the following statement to the Rapid City Journal:
"The Republican Party of Pennington County regrets that Kellyanne Conway, Donald Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle will not be attending the Main Street Square event as previously announced on our Facebook page. We are still expecting Scott Hennen, Conservative Talk Radio Host and Michael J. Lindell, CEO of My Pillow. All are welcome to attend."
 
3 days ago  
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But ONLY for Trump.
 
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