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(Politicus USA)   ☑ walk down a ramp. ☑ drink a glass of water. ☑ reads. Trump 2020   (politicususa.com) divider line
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2020-06-30 4:20:39 PM  
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2020-06-30 4:28:06 PM  
Back in the day the standard for POTUS was a tad higher than that for a second grader. Also, any fool can drink water, the trick is doin it one handed.
 
2020-06-30 4:32:20 PM  
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2020-06-30 4:33:53 PM  
He can certainly read a teleprompter.
 
2020-06-30 4:39:22 PM  

Ambivalence: He can certainly read a teleprompter.


Like a bored 3rd grader reading a crappy book report.

[disinterested monotone]  "Webster's dictionary defines 'book' as..."
 
2020-06-30 5:11:30 PM  
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2020-06-30 5:15:50 PM  
BREAKING NEWS: The President does read. pic.twitter.com/it2ei19TCA

- The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) June 30, 2020
 
2020-06-30 5:19:03 PM  
Donald Trump cannot read.
 
2020-06-30 5:20:22 PM  
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2020-06-30 5:47:56 PM  
At his next rally, Trump will walk back and forth across the stage, dramatically insert a stick of chewing gum into his mouth, and then continue walking.
 
2020-06-30 5:48:03 PM  
❌ Closes an umbrella.
 
2020-06-30 5:50:11 PM  
FTT: "The president does read": White House's McEnany rejects suspicion that Trump may not have read the PDB...

Unless it is more than 1 page, not in bullet point format, doesn't have colorful graphs and charts, or it doesn't have anything flattering in it about Trump.  If so,

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Ok, that picture is a bit inaccurate, and I apologize.  I can't find one where the kid just throws a single sheet of paper.
 
2020-06-30 5:50:20 PM  
He's almost better than an ASIMO.
HONDA ASIMO FALLS DOWN STAIRS Sexy Robots Videos
Youtube 6mx6paHrnIE
 
2020-06-30 5:50:55 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: He's almost better than an ASIMO.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/6mx6paHr​nIE]


"Sexy Robots Videos"?
 
2020-06-30 5:51:22 PM  

runwiz: At his next rally, Trump will walk back and forth across the stage, dramatically insert a stick of chewing gum into his mouth, and then continue walking.


No, the secret service would stop him if he tried to kill himself like that
 
2020-06-30 5:51:25 PM  
Can he read? Yes
Does he have the the focus to actually read? NO
 
2020-06-30 5:51:37 PM  
He can do The Centaur Stance.  Put that down, too.
 
2020-06-30 5:51:39 PM  
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Thank you, PixelatedBoat.
 
2020-06-30 5:52:02 PM  
Trump is illiterate.
 
2020-06-30 5:52:07 PM  

NateAsbestos: We Ate the Necco Wafers: He's almost better than an ASIMO.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/6mx6paHr​nIE]

"Sexy Robots Videos"?


shiat. Did that show up?

My kid was playing a joke and renamed my folders. Seriously. LOL. What a kidder...
 
2020-06-30 5:52:21 PM  
when you can be made fun of  by someone announcing you can read ...
 
2020-06-30 5:52:44 PM  

NateAsbestos: We Ate the Necco Wafers: He's almost better than an ASIMO.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/6mx6paHr​nIE]

"Sexy Robots Videos"?


Don't kink shame me.
 
2020-06-30 5:52:52 PM  

Diogenes: Ambivalence: He can certainly read a teleprompter.

Like a bored 3rd grader reading a crappy book report.


yup. and one who gets confused about the difference between the end of a line and the end of a sentence.

and gets confused again, after every line.

also 'sounding out' any word with more than 3 syllables unless it's part of his usual repertoire like "tremendous."

and to be clear, he did not actually walk down the ramp without assistance, he simply made a ramlbling 30 minute excuse about why it was so troublesome and difficult for a man of his bravery and skill.
 
2020-06-30 5:53:06 PM  
I'm still hoping Joe takes a really exaggerated drink of water while smiling at Trump during a debate.

He could start by holding up the glass nice and high and ask Trump to join in with him.


He should also jog out onto the stage.

Do everything to show Trump as the total feeb that he is.
 
2020-06-30 5:53:09 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: NateAsbestos: We Ate the Necco Wafers: He's almost better than an ASIMO.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/6mx6paHr​nIE]

"Sexy Robots Videos"?

shiat. Did that show up?

My kid was playing a joke and renamed my folders. Seriously. LOL. What a kidder...


surejan.jpeg
 
2020-06-30 5:53:14 PM  

iheartscotch: Donald Trump cannot read.


There was a picture of him having just stepped out of the SUV that brought him back from the golf course the other day, he's got Secret Service at his elbow & in his hand is a newspaper-like thing. It's folded in half & you can *just* make out the corner of something that isn't newspaper-like poking out of the top of it. He wanted to bring something past the phalanx of photogs, but a newspaper is too suspicious b/c we all know he does not read. He barely writes!
 
2020-06-30 5:53:41 PM  
And the photo of how tired he looked after just talking about it.
 
2020-06-30 5:53:51 PM  
Wow, so they're going with, "He did too read it! He just didn't feel like doing anything about it" ?!
 
2020-06-30 5:53:58 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: NateAsbestos: We Ate the Necco Wafers: He's almost better than an ASIMO.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/6mx6paHr​nIE]

"Sexy Robots Videos"?

shiat. Did that show up?

My kid was playing a joke and renamed my folders. Seriously. LOL. What a kidder...


Well, let me just day that I, for one, was terribly disappointed.
 
2020-06-30 5:55:17 PM  

BMulligan: We Ate the Necco Wafers: NateAsbestos: We Ate the Necco Wafers: He's almost better than an ASIMO.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/6mx6paHr​nIE]

"Sexy Robots Videos"?

shiat. Did that show up?

My kid was playing a joke and renamed my folders. Seriously. LOL. What a kidder...

Well, let me just day that I, for one, was terribly disappointed.


Yeah, Asimo is like a 7 at best.
 
2020-06-30 5:55:56 PM  
Regardless of whether or not he knew about it, he knows about it now, right? Has anybody asked him what he plans to do about it now that he does know?
 
2020-06-30 5:56:02 PM  
Well, it's not Harvard, but I would hope someone that graduated from Wharton could read.
 
2020-06-30 5:59:37 PM  
He CAN read.

He just DOESN'T read.
 
2020-06-30 6:01:00 PM  

runwiz: At his next rally, Trump will walk back and forth across the stage, dramatically insert a stick of chewing gum into his mouth, and then continue walking.


Sadly, this may be true.
 
2020-06-30 6:01:21 PM  
This is where the one insightful line from Bolton's interview comes to mind again: Trump is a mentally defective moron with the attention span of a drug addled hummingbird... Except, as Bolton said, as pertains to getting re-elected, for which he "has an unlimited attention span."

He is like another infamous psychopathic narcissist dictator, Stalin, who cared exclusively about his own glorification (and perhaps that of the USSR as a distant second).

Russia paying bounties for killing US soldiers is not about "Trump" therefore he ignored it.
 
2020-06-30 6:01:31 PM  

Corvus: Can he read? Yes
Does he have the the focus to actually read? NO


Likely his eye sight is going too, and he refuses to wear glasses.  It would explain why he needs to write notes in huge letters in sharpie.

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2020-06-30 6:01:32 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: ❌ Closes an umbrella.

can check his shoes

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2020-06-30 6:01:45 PM  
But can he pat his head while rubbing his belly in a circle motion at the same time?
 
2020-06-30 6:04:23 PM  

skyotter: He CAN read.

He just DOESN'T read.


Maybe. There's footage of him at some legal proceeding that's got to be like 10 years old now if not more and he could barely get through what he was asked to read then. His brain has melted significantly since then.
 
2020-06-30 6:04:24 PM  
SLEEPY JOE! SO SLEEPY THOUGH!

please clap
 
2020-06-30 6:04:37 PM  
Based on what Stormy Daniels wrote he is incapable of

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2020-06-30 6:05:32 PM  
Can enjoy the touch of another human being and have it NOT involve money
 
2020-06-30 6:06:22 PM  
Diminished mental capacity. That is all
 
2020-06-30 6:08:30 PM  

sdd2000: Based on what Stormy Daniels wrote he is incapable of

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Well, not right now!
 
2020-06-30 6:09:18 PM  
Where Trump went to school 
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2020-06-30 6:09:43 PM  

WithinReason: But can he pat his head while rubbing his belly in a circle motion at the same time?


That would assume that he could do either of those things in the first place.

He would end up patting his rub and heading his belly.
 
2020-06-30 6:10:25 PM  

aleister_greynight: Corvus: Can he read? Yes
Does he have the the focus to actually read? NO

Likely his eye sight is going too, and he refuses to wear glasses.  It would explain why he needs to write notes in huge letters in sharpie.

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"This is the final word from the pres of the US"
Just like Putin told him to write, I am sure. Only a dumbass would need to write "these have been my words"
 
2020-06-30 6:11:08 PM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: Wow, so they're going with, "He did too read it! He just didn't feel like doing anything about it" ?!


Yea this isn't any better, and may actually be worse since he's been kissing Putin's ass and trying to get him back into the G7/G8 since then.

Trump values his relationship with a foreign nation's leader, a historical enemy and rival, more than the Troops he's in charge of.
 
2020-06-30 6:17:32 PM  
Reading prenups don't count!
 
2020-06-30 6:21:11 PM  

PsyLord: FTT: "The president does read": White House's McEnany rejects suspicion that Trump may not have read the PDB...

Unless it is more than 1 page, not in bullet point format, doesn't have colorful graphs and charts, or it doesn't have anything flattering in it about Trump.  If so,

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Ok, that picture is a bit inaccurate, and I apologize.  I can't find one where the kid just throws a single sheet of paper.


Well then here is my gift to you, quick and dirty.
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