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2020-06-30 10:00:31 PM  
Awesome story, thanks subs!
 
2020-06-30 10:58:31 PM  
I bet they were Utz Cheese Balls. Those are farking tasty.
 
2020-06-30 10:59:32 PM  

general tso: I bet they were Utz Cheese Balls. Those are farking tasty.


Came here to post that, it looks exactly like the Utz container and the label.

Good on them for rescuing that bear!
 
2020-06-30 10:59:55 PM  
twice in two days ????
 
2020-06-30 11:01:25 PM  

Stibium: general tso: I bet they were Utz Cheese Balls. Those are farking tasty.

Came here to post that, it looks exactly like the Utz container and the label.

Good on them for rescuing that bear!


What is a Utz??
 
2020-06-30 11:01:29 PM  

WTP 2: twice in two days ????


They really like cheese balls.
 
2020-06-30 11:04:05 PM  
I feel like that's a couple of edits from a more interesting headline...

Wisconsin couple that helped free bear's balls from tub of cheese snacks grateful to have their head back

Much better.
 
2020-06-30 11:09:18 PM  
humans are so amazing sometimes
 
2020-06-30 11:10:44 PM  
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2020-06-30 11:12:46 PM  

TorpedoOrca: Stibium: general tso: I bet they were Utz Cheese Balls. Those are farking tasty.

Came here to post that, it looks exactly like the Utz container and the label.

Good on them for rescuing that bear!

What is a Utz??


God damn tasty cheeseballs. Anywhere $4.99 to $8 per tub of cheese dissolving in your mouth heaven.
 
2020-06-30 11:14:52 PM  
I hope Cartman bear at least enjoyed his cheesie poofs.
 
2020-06-30 11:18:01 PM  

TorpedoOrca: Stibium: general tso: I bet they were Utz Cheese Balls. Those are farking tasty.

Came here to post that, it looks exactly like the Utz container and the label.

Good on them for rescuing that bear!

What is a Utz??


A "Utz" is the ones who don't believe in packing your garbage out.........
 
2020-06-30 11:31:38 PM  

TorpedoOrca: Stibium: general tso: I bet they were Utz Cheese Balls. Those are farking tasty.

Came here to post that, it looks exactly like the Utz container and the label.

Good on them for rescuing that bear!

What is a Utz??


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2020-07-01 12:11:07 AM  

TorpedoOrca: Stibium: general tso: I bet they were Utz Cheese Balls. Those are farking tasty.

Came here to post that, it looks exactly like the Utz container and the label.

Good on them for rescuing that bear!

What is a Utz??


It's a giant tub of what I can only assume are cocaine-laced razor blades packed inside fried corn balls rolled in cheese dust.

They cut your mouth like a good bowl of Captain Crunch, and you will instantly get addicted and won't be able to stop eating them.

You have been warned!
 
2020-07-01 12:18:29 AM  
Thank heavens they spotted that bear in time. It was one step away from inventing a fully functional diving helmet

TorpedoOrca: Stibium: general tso: I bet they were Utz Cheese Balls. Those are farking tasty.

Came here to post that, it looks exactly like the Utz container and the label.

Good on them for rescuing that bear!

What is a Utz??


They're better than nutz!

Patrick Fischler in Mad Men - Utz Commercial
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2020-07-01 12:27:04 AM  

TorpedoOrca: Stibium: general tso: I bet they were Utz Cheese Balls. Those are farking tasty.

Came here to post that, it looks exactly like the Utz container and the label.

Good on them for rescuing that bear!

What is a Utz??


"What is an Utz??" you ask, with the package in front of you.  It weighs 42 ounces (including packaging).  You take off the lid and remove the foil.  Both acts reduce the weight to 41 ounces.

You've opened a giant barrel of cheese balls.  It appear deeper than the ocean and wider than the world.  You estimate there are around 3,000 cheese balls in there.

You take a bite.  "It's not great.  Definitely not bad.  Maybe there's something more to it."  You say as you put one into your mouth.

You change.  You grab a handful, seven cheeseballs, instead of just one.  You shove them into your mouth.  It's good.  But you think it could be so much better.

You keep chasing that dragon.

You look at your hands.  They're covered with cheese dust.  But they're old.  Your hands look like they belong to a seventy year old.  You look up and you see a nurse who is tending to you.  No, not a nurse, some sort of in-home care service.  She comes by once every two weeks.  She's scolding you for forgetting to feed your dog.  It's dead.  It starved.  Since when did you have a dog?  But you have more Utz.  You keep eating.

The jar of Utz is almost empty.  You look up.  You're in your bedroom but you don't recognize a thing.  Not one thing, except the unopened jar of Utz in front of you.  And the deringer pistol.  You can take the pistol and end it all.  Get off this train.  But the pistol, see, it weighs when fully loaded 57 ounces.  That's more than the 42 ounces of the Utz jar.

So you grab the jar of Utz and you tear off the foil protective covering that's under the cap.  After you remove the cap and the foil the jar of Utz weighs 41 ounces...
 
2020-07-01 12:33:28 AM  
You eat 2 cheese balls.
4 minutes later, you eat 2 more.
Then, after 5 minutes, you eat 4.

How many cheeseballs do you have before you finally lose that last bastion of self-respect, you cheese-powder-covered monster, and finish the rest off?
 
2020-07-01 3:35:36 AM  

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2020-07-01 3:36:34 AM  

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I was going to post that. Oh, bother.
 
2020-07-01 3:37:43 AM  

Stibium: TorpedoOrca: Stibium: general tso: I bet they were Utz Cheese Balls. Those are farking tasty.

Came here to post that, it looks exactly like the Utz container and the label.

Good on them for rescuing that bear!

What is a Utz??

It's a giant tub of what I can only assume are cocaine-laced razor blades packed inside fried corn balls rolled in cheese dust.

They cut your mouth like a good bowl of Captain Crunch, and you will instantly get addicted and won't be able to stop eating them.

You have been warned!


FML.
Laughing so hard I spilled my whiskey sour
 
2020-07-01 5:54:30 AM  

WTP 2: twice in two days ????


Look at the tag. Keep the subject in mind.
 
2020-07-01 6:07:54 AM  
All these people "I bet it's Utz". You can literally see the Utz name and the Utz Girl on the label when they hold it up.  I'm guessing they didn't make it that far in the video?
 
2020-07-01 6:49:46 AM  
Yogi was suba diving
 
2020-07-01 7:48:04 AM  
Critters should never eat human snacks. 


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