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2020-06-30 3:54:17 PM  
I don't condone what she did.

But I understand.
 
2020-06-30 3:57:57 PM  

wejash: I don't condone what she did.

But I understand.


She is...kind of a hero. Low level hero, but kind of a hero.

The shooter had better watch his back though. He escalated over a flag. She was already leaving when he shot her. I hope that was not a legal shooting in his region. (I hope that is not a legal shooting anywhere).
 
2020-06-30 4:28:45 PM  
According to the neighbor, Feaster has only been flying his flags for about one year.

Oh, it's only been one year?  That makes it totally OK then.  I mean, if a guy has only been flying a swastika flag for about a year, it's not like he's a lifelong Nazi or anything, right?  It's probably just a little joke or something, I'm guessing.
 
2020-06-30 4:32:53 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: wejash: I don't condone what she did.

But I understand.

She is...kind of a hero. Low level hero, but kind of a hero.

The shooter had better watch his back though. He escalated over a flag. She was already leaving when he shot her. I hope that was not a legal shooting in his region. (I hope that is not a legal shooting anywhere).


Likely not a legal shooting.

Oklahoma's closest thing to a castle doctrine law only applies to people attempting to gain forcible entry to a residence, business or vehicle - not just property. She didn't enter or try to enter the residence, she even dropped the item she had taken and was actively running away from the property. There was no reasonable basis to believe she intended to forcibly enter the residence.

This is going to result in at least a manslaughter charge. Possibly 2nd degree murder with hate crime additions if she had any obviously protected status.

Also, he should probably look at moving any particularly flammable possessions to a storage facility. Because "neighborhood nazi shoots partygoer for stealing swastika flag" is going to attract a lot of attention he didn't want.
 
2020-06-30 4:38:42 PM  
How would you feel if you were the person who dared her?
 
2020-06-30 4:41:46 PM  
With enough vodak in ya, any one of us would have taken that dare. Who woulda guessed the Nazi had motion sensors on his swastikas?
 
2020-06-30 5:24:27 PM  
Love the snotstash
 
2020-06-30 5:29:49 PM  
It seems like taking a swastika someone has in their front yard is a less than stellar idea...
 
2020-06-30 5:39:14 PM  

thecactusman17: This is going to result in at least a manslaughter charge. Possibly 2nd degree murder with hate crime additions if she had any obviously protected status.


She isn't dead, unless the DA is considering charging her corpse:

Any charges against the woman who was shot are being left up to the district attorney.
 
2020-06-30 6:01:10 PM  
Another fine example of der meister race.
 
2020-06-30 6:02:21 PM  
"the neighbor said. "He's been out mowing neighbors yards and just smiling and waving at everyone.""

Nazi Man am gud he dindoo nuffin
 
2020-06-30 6:03:47 PM  
"It's never really been a problem. His flags got stolen a couple times when he first put them out but nothing ever came of it. This is the first time it's ever come to violence," the neighbor said. "He's been out mowing neighbors yards and just smiling and waving at everyone."

So he's a good guy it seems.  Outside of wanting everyone not as white as him  or the wrong nose length dead or subjugated.  But pretty nice guy all around... I guess.
 
2020-06-30 6:04:03 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: wejash: I don't condone what she did.

But I understand.

She is...kind of a hero. Low level hero, but kind of a hero.

The shooter had better watch his back though. He escalated over a flag. She was already leaving when he shot her. I hope that was not a legal shooting in his region. (I hope that is not a legal shooting anywhere).


I expect to hear of his losing a home due to fire any day now.
 
2020-06-30 6:04:12 PM  

vygramul: How would you feel if you were the person who dared her?


That triple dog dare is nothin' to mess with.
 
2020-06-30 6:05:00 PM  
I swear this guys has been a meme already...
 
2020-06-30 6:05:09 PM  
Guy*
 
2020-06-30 6:05:37 PM  

dkulprit: "It's never really been a problem. His flags got stolen a couple times when he first put them out but nothing ever came of it. This is the first time it's ever come to violence," the neighbor said. "He's been out mowing neighbors yards and just smiling and waving at everyone."

So he's a good guy it seems.  Outside of wanting everyone not as white as him  or the wrong nose length dead or subjugated.  But pretty nice guy all around... I guess.


I hear his BBQs were awesome. He said it came from years of experience.
 
2020-06-30 6:05:55 PM  
Why in the farking fark would you be flying Nazi flags in the United States, you piece of shiat?
I would love for you to move to Germany and try pulling that shiat there.  After all, that's where it all started, right?
 
2020-06-30 6:06:36 PM  

KarmicDisaster: Love the snotstash


iat's quite small...
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2020-06-30 6:06:51 PM  

vygramul: How would you feel if you were the person who dared her?


I'd feel like holding a newspaper on cctv at a bar 2 towns away when the accident happens.
 
2020-06-30 6:07:33 PM  

Cyberluddite: According to the neighbor, Feaster has only been flying his flags for about one year.

Oh, it's only been one year?  That makes it totally OK then.  I mean, if a guy has only been flying a swastika flag for about a year, it's not like he's a lifelong Nazi or anything, right?  It's probably just a little joke or something, I'm guessing.


You've seen those Ancestry.com commercials? He just learned of his long lost heritage and wants to share it with the world.
 
2020-06-30 6:08:59 PM  
Fark Nazis.

If he wants to fly that flag he can go to Germany and see how that goes, but he's not welcome here.
 
2020-06-30 6:09:42 PM  

iheartscotch: It seems like taking a swastika someone has in their front yard is a less than stellar idea...


Seriously, the only proper action in that situation is to set the house on fire and shoot whatever comes out.
 
2020-06-30 6:11:06 PM  
"He's been out mowing neighbors yards and just smiling and waving at everyone."

And Hitler enjoyed painting, and loved dogs.

Then stuff kinda went south.
 
2020-06-30 6:11:06 PM  

Avery614: iheartscotch: It seems like taking a swastika someone has in their front yard is a less than stellar idea...

Seriously, the only proper action in that situation is to set the house on fire and shoot whatever comes out.


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2020-06-30 6:11:10 PM  
On the one hand: NAZIs deserve to be punched

On the other hand: Looters

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2020-06-30 6:15:12 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: wejash: I don't condone what she did.

But I understand.

She is...kind of a hero. Low level hero, but kind of a hero.

The shooter had better watch his back though. He escalated over a flag. She was already leaving when he shot her. I hope that was not a legal shooting in his region. (I hope that is not a legal shooting anywhere).


Which is why I say...
You know
 
2020-06-30 6:15:26 PM  

wejash: I don't condone what she did.

But I understand.


I would understand doing almost anything to the creep.  But do not do it. Stealing is stealing.  Don't do it.

However, there should be some nice legal ways to make the Nazi creep's life a living Hell.  Any lawyers, real lawyers not internet lawyers, in this thread want to suggest ideas?
 
2020-06-30 6:15:46 PM  
Honestly, getting shot for tearing down a Nazi flag is probably in the top quartile of least crappy ways to die.
 
2020-06-30 6:17:13 PM  

wejash: I don't condone what she did.

But I understand.


Why not? I do. I condone the fark out of it.

Fark nazis, fark nazi flags, and fark people who'd shoot another human being over something like that. If he wouldn't have shot her I might be singing a different tune - slightly. Fark his nazi flag still in that case, but she'd be *slightly* in the wrong to have stolen something from him. Only slightly, because it's a GODDAMNED NAZI FLAG IN THE US IN 2020.

But being that he's someone who'd shoot a fleeing woman who grabbed his literal nazi flag and then dropped it while running from his rifle? Fark him. I wouldn't feel bad is his house burned down with him inside. I would be relieved it was one less nazi and continue my day.
 
2020-06-30 6:17:41 PM  

TheMysteriousStranger: wejash: I don't condone what she did.

But I understand.

I would understand doing almost anything to the creep.  But do not do it. Stealing is stealing.  Don't do it.

However, there should be some nice legal ways to make the Nazi creep's life a living Hell.  Any lawyers, real lawyers not internet lawyers, in this thread want to suggest ideas?


Charge him with shooting with the intent to kill and assault and battery with a deadly weapon, and hopefully send him to prison for a very long time, which is coincidentally what appears to have happened.

Not sure why Farkers are assuming this guy had a legal right to shoot someone over attempted theft of a flag.
 
2020-06-30 6:18:00 PM  

vygramul: How would you feel if you were the person who dared her?


like she lost the bet and needs to pay up.
 
2020-06-30 6:18:34 PM  

C18H27NO3: Avery614: iheartscotch: It seems like taking a swastika someone has in their front yard is a less than stellar idea...

Seriously, the only proper action in that situation is to set the house on fire and shoot whatever comes out.

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That was a war crime and I do have sympathy for soldiers.  War is hell.

This Nazi planned this.  He knew when he put those flags out there that someone would try to steal them.  Then, he put himself out there as the nice guy by mowing his neighbors' lawns and smiling at them because he wanted to see himself as justified when the day came when he killed someone for not putting up with his hate.  Give him some rope and teach him to tie a noose and tell him not to waste our time any longer.
 
2020-06-30 6:18:47 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: wejash: I don't condone what she did.

But I understand.

She is...kind of a hero. Low level hero, but kind of a hero.

The shooter had better watch his back though. He escalated over a flag. She was already leaving when he shot her. I hope that was not a legal shooting in his region. (I hope that is not a legal shooting anywhere).


I know some wannabeNazis and they have a handful of Nazi flags in their garage.  Note, know does not mean friends.

They're bikers.  Bonafide not-quite-1% bikers.  They have gobs of 1% MC friends covered in <insert SPLC hate symbol> prison tatts.  Pieces of dog shiat on society's shoe.

But these pieces of shiat have a propensity for violence.  You don't want to fark with them.  You really don't.  Will the guy in TFA go to jail?  More than likely, IMO, but he will have plenty of friends inside who will laud his efforts to defend their precious wannabeNazi flag.  More importantly, he will also have plenty of friends who are not incarcerated who can, and may well, retaliate.  And most of them won't give a shiat if they go to jail because they got some street cred.

I'm sure this thread will be full of ITGs telling us how they're not afraid of these wannabeNazis.  Sounds good, but if you fark with them you will have every reason to be afraid.

Pick your battles carefully with these assholes.  They don't think like genersl society.
 
2020-06-30 6:20:06 PM  

mongbiohazard: wejash: I don't condone what she did.

But I understand.

Why not? I do. I condone the fark out of it.

Fark nazis, fark nazi flags, and fark people who'd shoot another human being over something like that. If he wouldn't have shot her I might be singing a different tune - slightly. Fark his nazi flag still in that case, but she'd be *slightly* in the wrong to have stolen something from him. Only slightly, because it's a GODDAMNED NAZI FLAG IN THE US IN 2020.

But being that he's someone who'd shoot a fleeing woman who grabbed his literal nazi flag and then dropped it while running from his rifle? Fark him. I wouldn't feel bad is his house burned down with him inside. I would be relieved it was one less nazi and continue my day.


WOAH WOAH WOAH, slow your roll there tough guy.  If he has any pets you want to be sure they're safely outside first.
 
2020-06-30 6:20:20 PM  

Lambskincoat: With enough vodak in ya, any one of us would have taken that dare. Who woulda guessed the Nazi had motion sensors on his swastikas?


Lol, most of the wannabeNazis I've seen are involved in all sorts of gang activity, including hard drugs and guns.

I'd be more surprised if they didn't have security cams with motion sensing.
 
2020-06-30 6:20:21 PM  

TheMysteriousStranger: wejash: I don't condone what she did.

But I understand.

I would understand doing almost anything to the creep.  But do not do it. Stealing is stealing.  Don't do it.

However, there should be some nice legal ways to make the Nazi creep's life a living Hell.  Any lawyers, real lawyers not internet lawyers, in this thread want to suggest ideas?


As much as they are hated on Fark; this is where a home owners association comes in handy.
 
2020-06-30 6:22:52 PM  
Vacation Bible School:

You've seen those Ancestry.com commercials? He just learned of his long lost heritage and wants to share it with the world.

Don't you mean Klancestry.com?
 
2020-06-30 6:22:59 PM  

johnny queso: vygramul: How would you feel if you were the person who dared her?

like she lost the bet and needs to pay up.


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2020-06-30 6:23:21 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: TheMysteriousStranger: wejash: I don't condone what she did.

But I understand.

I would understand doing almost anything to the creep.  But do not do it. Stealing is stealing.  Don't do it.

However, there should be some nice legal ways to make the Nazi creep's life a living Hell.  Any lawyers, real lawyers not internet lawyers, in this thread want to suggest ideas?

As much as they are hated on Fark; this is where a home owners association comes in handy.


Doesn't that mean nazis vs nazis?
 
2020-06-30 6:23:32 PM  
So according to the neighbors, he's a really nice guy, aside from the whole Nazi thing.

Newsflash: That automatically makes you a not nice guy.
 
2020-06-30 6:23:50 PM  
"Nobody wants to look at them as the problem," said one neighbor who didn't want their identity to be revealed.

You better be talking about the Nazi that lives next door to you.
 
2020-06-30 6:25:23 PM  
Wow she sucks at capture the flag.
 
2020-06-30 6:27:08 PM  
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2020-06-30 6:28:49 PM  

TheMysteriousStranger: wejash: I don't condone what she did.

But I understand.

I would understand doing almost anything to the creep.  But do not do it. Stealing is stealing.  Don't do it.

However, there should be some nice legal ways to make the Nazi creep's life a living Hell.  Any lawyers, real lawyers not internet lawyers, in this thread want to suggest ideas?


Zealous prosecution of every crime he committed by shooting somebody five times with a rifle in a residential are over what probably amounts to attempted petty theft when they weren't a threat?
 
2020-06-30 6:29:00 PM  
According to TFA he also walked around with all full black clothes with a Nazi armband on.  78 years ago Americans died to fight that, now here we are. Just walking around in the open with that shiat. Un-farking-believable.
 
2020-06-30 6:29:44 PM  

El_Dan: Not sure why Farkers are assuming this guy had a legal right to shoot someone over attempted theft of a flag.


Literally, no one in the thread has asserted that. Do you have an imaginary world in your mind where such things happen?
 
2020-06-30 6:30:43 PM  

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took me too farking long
 
2020-06-30 6:32:51 PM  

wejash: I don't condone what she did.


I do. I would condone it more if it had involved molotovs.
 
2020-06-30 6:33:43 PM  
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