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2020-06-30 3:16:08 PM  
3:30 ET start.  This should be oh so informative.  I'm prepared to be informed.
 
2020-06-30 3:16:34 PM  

bobtheme: 3:30 ET start.  This should be oh so informative.  I'm prepared to be informed.


Oh good we have until 430 at the earliest. I can get my run in
 
2020-06-30 3:17:15 PM  
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2020-06-30 3:20:04 PM  
Joy... I can only imagine the whiny, sniveling he's going to spew.
 
2020-06-30 3:20:36 PM  

bobtheme: 3:30 ET start.  This should be oh so informative.  I'm prepared to be informed.



The 3 wheeled shiatwagon is rollin' into town!
 
2020-06-30 3:20:41 PM  
Someone wanna clue me in on what Biden did? I had to rush my cat to the vet this morning so I missed whatever fun you all got into. . .
 
2020-06-30 3:20:46 PM  
Roll out the talking points discussed in yesterday's meeting with House R's.
 
2020-06-30 3:21:42 PM  
I bet it's to announce a pardon for Stone and/or Flynn.

He'll then wander away and refuse to answer any questions.
 
2020-06-30 3:22:00 PM  
"It has come to my attention that apparently the GRU was allegedly paying the Taliban for the deaths of US servicemen and Joe Biden did nothing to stop it. I am asking AG Barr to open an investigation into what the former vice president knew and when did he know it."
 
2020-06-30 3:22:07 PM  

Peki: Someone wanna clue me in on what Biden did? I had to rush my cat to the vet this morning so I missed whatever fun you all got into. . .


He talked like a reasonable, intelligent, caring person.
He won.
 
2020-06-30 3:22:18 PM  

LeftisRightisWrong: I bet it's to announce a pardon for Stone and/or Flynn.

He'll then wander away and refuse to answer any questions.


He? I think it is Freuline Barbie today.
 
2020-06-30 3:22:18 PM  
He's really feeling the walls closing in on him, isn't he? GOPers must be ducking his calls, not too many allies left.
 
2020-06-30 3:22:19 PM  
Time to parade out some drunk Ukrainian claiming Hunter Biden peed on him?
 
2020-06-30 3:22:26 PM  

special20: Joy... I can only imagine the whiny, sniveling he's going to spew.


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2020-06-30 3:22:27 PM  

LeftisRightisWrong: I bet it's to announce a pardon for Stone and/or Flynn.

He'll then wander away and refuse to answer any questions.


And Pence.  For... reasons.
 
2020-06-30 3:22:33 PM  
He's gonna announce they caught the people who vandalized some statues and that all is well now! He saved us! Your welcome! Stop being so ungrateful, it's only a few dead soldiers and a 100,000ish dead citizens
 
2020-06-30 3:22:42 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: bobtheme: 3:30 ET start.  This should be oh so informative.  I'm prepared to be informed.

Oh good we have until 430 at the earliest. I can get my run in


And when she takes the stage at 4:55 for this 5:15 meeting, starting promptly at 5:30, we can get a few answers out of the administration, who've scheduled the briefing for 6:00.
 
2020-06-30 3:22:59 PM  
Rats! I'm out on my phone, and can't respond with my usual snark speed
 
2020-06-30 3:23:20 PM  
wooo boy!

Biden better be careful.....dozens of viewers will switch channels.
 
2020-06-30 3:23:23 PM  

Peki: Someone wanna clue me in on what Biden did? I had to rush my cat to the vet this morning so I missed whatever fun you all got into. . .


He gave a speech above a fourth-grade level.
 
2020-06-30 3:23:37 PM  

Peki: Someone wanna clue me in on what Biden did? I had to rush my cat to the vet this morning so I missed whatever fun you all got into. . .


Looks like Biden tore Trump a new one. 

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/30/politi​c​s/joe-biden-speech-today/index.html
 
2020-06-30 3:23:39 PM  

serfdood: Roll out the talking points discussed in yesterday's meeting with House R's.


I like the NY Times article about the confirmed GRU wire transfers says that the White House failed to notify Republican Congressman of that detail: they just said it was an unsubstantiated rumor that captured combatants claimed when they got caught with a whole bunch of cash.
 
2020-06-30 3:23:42 PM  

special20: Joy... I can only imagine the whiny, sniveling he's going to spew.


LeftisRightisWrong: I bet it's to announce a pardon for Stone and/or Flynn.

He'll then wander away and refuse to answer any questions.


This is Kayleigh giving the briefing.  I'm disappointed.
 
2020-06-30 3:23:54 PM  

Elliot8654: LeftisRightisWrong: I bet it's to announce a pardon for Stone and/or Flynn.

He'll then wander away and refuse to answer any questions.

He? I think it is Freuline Barbie today.


This.  He doesn't have the balls to announce it himself unless it's on twitter.
 
2020-06-30 3:24:09 PM  

snocone: Peki: Someone wanna clue me in on what Biden did? I had to rush my cat to the vet this morning so I missed whatever fun you all got into. . .

He talked like a reasonable, intelligent, caring person.
He won.


Ah. So it's "Other people are getting more attention than me so WAH!" day.
 
2020-06-30 3:24:28 PM  
what did biden say that I missed?
 
2020-06-30 3:24:29 PM  

Peki: Someone wanna clue me in on what Biden did? I had to rush my cat to the vet this morning so I missed whatever fun you all got into. . .


Apparently this:

Live: Biden Delivers Remarks on the Coronavirus Outbreak | NBC News
Youtube Zake9GslVqA


The usual competence, so Trump has to show that Biden is not he only one who can prove Trump's a moron.
 
2020-06-30 3:25:09 PM  

AcneVulgaris: bobtheme: 3:30 ET start.  This should be oh so informative.  I'm prepared to be informed.


The 3 wheeled shiatwagon is rollin' into town!


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2020-06-30 3:25:22 PM  

On-Farkin-On: Peki: Someone wanna clue me in on what Biden did? I had to rush my cat to the vet this morning so I missed whatever fun you all got into. . .

Looks like Biden tore Trump a new one. 

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/30/politic​s/joe-biden-speech-today/index.html


https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4890224​/joe-biden-plan-hold-rallies-amid-coro​navirus-pandemic
 
2020-06-30 3:25:46 PM  
Russia is annexing Alaska.
 
2020-06-30 3:26:15 PM  
Who cares? All they do is lie and call people names. It's like toddlers who have nuclear codes.
 
2020-06-30 3:26:19 PM  
I'm just going to assume he'll be resigning or something, claiming, "I never really wanted to be President anyway, I have more important things to do, and the polls say I would have won anyway, so why even bother, I'm just a natural winner."
 
2020-06-30 3:26:22 PM  

Peki: Someone wanna clue me in on what Biden did? I had to rush my cat to the vet this morning so I missed whatever fun you all got into. . .


He accused Wannabe War President Trump of waving the white flag and abandoning the battlefield.


Oh, and the intel community is wondering out loud if Trump is getting a cut of the bounties Putin is paying the Taliban.
 
2020-06-30 3:26:30 PM  

Elliot8654: He? I think it is Freuline Barbie today.


Agreed.  Except for the Barbie part.
Her legs are too thin, needs sandwiches.
 
2020-06-30 3:26:45 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Russia is annexing Alaska.


Seward was really low energy and got screwed on the deal; only Trump could convince them to take it back.
 
2020-06-30 3:27:14 PM  

bobtheme: 3:30 ET start.  This should be oh so informative.  I'm prepared to be informed infromed.

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2020-06-30 3:27:47 PM  

Peki: Someone wanna clue me in on what Biden did? I had to rush my cat to the vet this morning so I missed whatever fun you all got into. . .


He had a press conference earlier. He did a good job outlining how he will handle the pandemic if elected.
 
2020-06-30 3:27:47 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Russia is annexing Alaska.


Recovering.
 
2020-06-30 3:27:52 PM  

Peki: Someone wanna clue me in on what Biden did? I had to rush my cat to the vet this morning so I missed whatever fun you all got into. . .


How is your cat?
 
2020-06-30 3:28:24 PM  

King Something: Peki: Someone wanna clue me in on what Biden did? I had to rush my cat to the vet this morning so I missed whatever fun you all got into. . .

He accused Wannabe War President Trump of waving the white flag and abandoning the battlefield.


Oh, and the intel community is wondering out loud if Trump is getting a cut of the bounties Putin is paying the Taliban.


If that is proven true, and I wouldn't be surprised, wouldn't that warrant execution?
 
2020-06-30 3:28:28 PM  

LovesToSpooge: bobtheme: 3:30 ET start.  This should be oh so informative.  I'm prepared to be informed infromed.

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Git outta my mind.
 
2020-06-30 3:29:19 PM  
Come on resignation!!!
 
2020-06-30 3:29:20 PM  
I bet they are responding to the Pelosi interview where Nancy covered for Trump, and said it was likely that Donald had no idea about Russia putting out hit contracts against Americans.
 
2020-06-30 3:29:33 PM  

bobtheme: King Something: Peki: Someone wanna clue me in on what Biden did? I had to rush my cat to the vet this morning so I missed whatever fun you all got into. . .

He accused Wannabe War President Trump of waving the white flag and abandoning the battlefield.


Oh, and the intel community is wondering out loud if Trump is getting a cut of the bounties Putin is paying the Taliban.

If that is proven true, and I wouldn't be surprised, wouldn't that warrant execution?


Eh, but why would he pull everyone out of Syria.  Or Germany.  Or...
 
2020-06-30 3:29:51 PM  
Biden's calling Trump cognitively unaware seems to have done the trick.
 
2020-06-30 3:29:51 PM  
"Yesterday President Vladimir Putin signed a new constitution that allows him to declare the United States of America as a loyal subject. As such, he has proclaimed that Donald J Trump will be the new Governor of Amerika in perpetuity. All Amerikans are expected to report to the nearest local school, police station or firehouse for immediate reeducation. Do not bring any personal items with you other than proof of citizenship."
 
2020-06-30 3:29:55 PM  

Peki: Someone wanna clue me in on what Biden did? I had to rush my cat to the vet this morning so I missed whatever fun you all got into. . .


Biden touched your pussy.
 
2020-06-30 3:29:56 PM  
The compare and contrast should be interesting.

Dotard will be absolutely bullshiatting, calling people names, insulting media, praising Russia etc.

Contrast that to the clear, calm and rational conference Biden just gave.
 
2020-06-30 3:30:14 PM  
https://www.c-span.org/video/?473554-1​/white-house-briefing&live
 
2020-06-30 3:30:34 PM  
Is it about Benghazi? Because that's what the usual clowns on twitter seem to be trying to use to distract from Trump's awesome handling of COVID-19, and all those pesky bounties on soldier's heads right now.
 
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