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(ABC News)   Anyone with an IQ over 80 isn't invited to Trump's Mt. Rushmore burning   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
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1 day ago  
Trump is insisting on this event because Putin promised enough explosives planted to spontaneously carve a new Trump face into the monument as a finale.
 
1 day ago  
Nobody with an IQ over 80 had any interest in going anyway, so I guess it works out.
 
1 day ago  
More like "Mt. Rushmore idiots to the hospital in a couple of weeks."
 
1 day ago  
I can see no one clicked on the link
 
1 day ago  
*scroll scroll scroll *
Oh, there it is.
 
1 day ago  
A lot of out of state requesters. Weird because usually campaign rallies are about getting out to meet the locals here and there. With Trump, it's the same people traveling in for every show.

From two weeks ago:

South Dakota: 7,766 applications for 40,575 tickets
California: 3,071 applications for 15,565 tickets
Colorado: 1,699 applications for 8,598 tickets
Minnesota: 842 applications for 4,079 tickets
Texas: 795 applications for 3,773 tickets
Washington: 738 applications for 3,696 tickets
Utah: 638 applications for 3,310 tickets
Oregon: 635 applications for 3,414 tickets
Wyoming: 621 applications for 3,182 tickets
Nebraska: 556 applications for 2,713 tickets
Illinois: 542 applications for 2,477 tickets
Florida: 501 applications for 2,251 tickets.
 
1 day ago  
It's going to be Tulsa again, isn't it?
 
1 day ago  

bdub77: More like "Mt. Rushmore idiots to the hospital in a couple of weeks."


They should take a list of everyone attending and if they show up at the hospital, SORRY WE DONT TREAT PLAGUE RATS.

ENJOY YOUR FAKE VIRUS, STUPID
 
1 day ago  

cretinbob: It's going to be Tulsa again, isn't it?


One can only hope. It would be freaking awesome if it was.
 
1 day ago  

cretinbob: It's going to be Tulsa again, isn't it?


Hopefully worse for Trump.
 
1 day ago  

edmo: A lot of out of state requesters. Weird because usually campaign rallies are about getting out to meet the locals here and there. With Trump, it's the same people traveling in for every show.


Well, them and thousands of k-pop fans.
 
1 day ago  
Does that mean the only media invited is OAN and Fox?
 
1 day ago  
What 7/4/2020 at Mt. Rushmore will look like 
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1 day ago  
What a bunch if idiots...

You don't see Trump getting within 20 feet of anyone who isn't getting tested all the time and then he tells his followers they should.

What a bunch of fools!!
 
1 day ago  

edmo: A lot of out of state requesters. Weird because usually campaign rallies are about getting out to meet the locals here and there. With Trump, it's the same people traveling in for every show.

From two weeks ago:

South Dakota: 7,766 applications for 40,575 tickets
California: 3,071 applications for 15,565 tickets
Colorado: 1,699 applications for 8,598 tickets
Minnesota: 842 applications for 4,079 tickets
Texas: 795 applications for 3,773 tickets
Washington: 738 applications for 3,696 tickets
Utah: 638 applications for 3,310 tickets
Oregon: 635 applications for 3,414 tickets
Wyoming: 621 applications for 3,182 tickets
Nebraska: 556 applications for 2,713 tickets
Illinois: 542 applications for 2,477 tickets
Florida: 501 applications for 2,251 tickets.


And Rapid City's airport is tiny.  A lot of those folks are going to have to drive in, which will turn I-90 into an infection vector.
 
1 day ago  

cretinbob: It's going to be Tulsa again, isn't it?


Maybe not. South Dakota is firmly conservative but West River is batshiat crazy conservative. They might actually turn-out for this crap. I just hope they don't start a damn fire, it's a beautiful area.
 
1 day ago  
Mt Rushtoinfectmore rally.
 
1 day ago  

edmo: A lot of out of state requesters. Weird because usually campaign rallies are about getting out to meet the locals here and there. With Trump, it's the same people traveling in for every show.

From two weeks ago:

South Dakota: 7,766 applications for 40,575 tickets
California: 3,071 applications for 15,565 tickets
Colorado: 1,699 applications for 8,598 tickets
Minnesota: 842 applications for 4,079 tickets
Texas: 795 applications for 3,773 tickets
Washington: 738 applications for 3,696 tickets
Utah: 638 applications for 3,310 tickets
Oregon: 635 applications for 3,414 tickets
Wyoming: 621 applications for 3,182 tickets
Nebraska: 556 applications for 2,713 tickets
Illinois: 542 applications for 2,477 tickets
Florida: 501 applications for 2,251 tickets.


The ratio of requests to tickets requested is telling.
 
1 day ago  
Yeah Subby, but that is sort of by definition. Even if he sent them the invitation, or phoned them up personally, IQ 81+ would decline the offer.
 
1 day ago  
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There's a lot of information in that one snip...


cretinbob: I can see no one clicked on the link


Hourly?
 
1 day ago  
Can't wait to see the shameless way they line up Dumpys face with Washingtons.
 
1 day ago  
If I was a religious person I would pray for a softball size hail storm. If a hail storm happens I will reconsider my opinion of religion.
 
1 day ago  
I'm sure there are a million 80 IQ people....but won't they have to round up someone to take them?
 
1 day ago  
BLM protesters are so moral that a virus wouldn't dare infect such a righteous host but Trump fans are plague  carriers.
The left is embarrassing themselves again.
 
1 day ago  

Flincher: What 7/4/2020 at Mt. Rushmore will look like [media1.giphy.com image 238x216] [View Full Size image _x_]


Dunno where that GIF comes from, but I've seen it a few times and it always cracks me up.  It's always zanier than I remember.
 
1 day ago  

Flincher: What 7/4/2020 at Mt. Rushmore will look like [media1.giphy.com image 238x216] [View Full Size image _x_]


I'm not sure what I expected but that was very UNexpected. Well done!!
 
1 day ago  
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1 day ago  
"We won't be social distancing, we're asking them to come, be ready to celebrate the freedoms and the liberties we have in this country."

Yeah, how many of those people are free from having adequate health insurance?
 
1 day ago  

NPC_SLAYER: BLM protesters are so moral that a virus wouldn't dare infect such a righteous host but Trump fans are plague  carriers.
The left is embarrassing themselves again.


Actually, you're embarrassing yourself. You still don't understand about masks, do you?
 
1 day ago  
If your ultimate intent is to inscribe your disgusting face on this monument just fark off
Deep Purple-Child in Time
Youtube PfAWReBmxEs
 
1 day ago  

edmo: A lot of out of state requesters. Weird because usually campaign rallies are about getting out to meet the locals here and there. With Trump, it's the same people traveling in for every show.

From two weeks ago:

South Dakota: 7,766 applications for 40,575 tickets
California: 3,071 applications for 15,565 tickets
Colorado: 1,699 applications for 8,598 tickets
Minnesota: 842 applications for 4,079 tickets
Texas: 795 applications for 3,773 tickets
Washington: 738 applications for 3,696 tickets
Utah: 638 applications for 3,310 tickets
Oregon: 635 applications for 3,414 tickets
Wyoming: 621 applications for 3,182 tickets
Nebraska: 556 applications for 2,713 tickets
Illinois: 542 applications for 2,477 tickets
Florida: 501 applications for 2,251 tickets.


Kinda like Grateful Dead fans (which they will soon be).
 
1 day ago  
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1 day ago  

iseetheghost: If I was a religious person I would pray for a softball size hail storm. If a hail storm happens I will reconsider my opinion of religion.


Well, that could totally happen. It's been a hail happy start to the summer, and we're forecasted some hot weather (all the better to rile up the hail making in the clouds).
 
1 day ago  
cousin had it in early march she still not able to go back to work for a office job and it's not like she was lazy before she had a full 10 year bank of sick days she had never used.

so just "death" isn't anywhere near the only damage it does,

she's 46 y/o ish i think.
 
1 day ago  

NPC_SLAYER: BLM protesters are so moral that a virus wouldn't dare infect such a righteous host but Trump fans are plague  carriers.
The left is embarrassing themselves again.


Wow, you're still here?
 
1 day ago  
In other words, they invited his entire base.
 
1 day ago  

bdub77: More like "Mt. Rushmore idiots to the hospital in a couple of weeks."


Na, probable that night with severe burns after the fireworks set the trees around Rushmore on fire.
 
1 day ago  

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I'm sorry what?

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1 day ago  
Here to save you from way too much scrolling for way too little substance, the "article" is:

9:38 a.m.: No social distancing, optional masks at Mount Rushmore event with Trump
South Dakota won't be enforcing social distancing at the Mount Rushmore July 4th celebration with President Donald Trump, Republican Gov. Kristi Noem told Fox News Monday night.
"We told those folks that have concerns that they stay can home. But those who want to come join us, we will be giving out free face masks if they choose to wear one," Noem said in a Fox News interview with Laura Ingraham. "We won't be social distancing, we're asking them to come, be ready to celebrate the freedoms and the liberties we have in this country."

Noem added that she's told residents to focus on "personal responsibility" and that everyone should make a decision "that they're comfortable with."
The event will take place on July 3.

Yeah, we get it, members of the Trumpcult aren't rocket surgeons.
 
1 day ago  

HeathenHealer: cretinbob: It's going to be Tulsa again, isn't it?

Maybe not. South Dakota is firmly conservative but West River is batshiat crazy conservative. They might actually turn-out for this crap. I just hope they don't start a damn fire, it's a beautiful area.


They will: I count three stupid trump flags on my street alone. They love the loser in Rapid shiatty, he's their Jim Jones. He's going to completely fark up my commute. God, I hate this asshole so much. Is it too much to ask for a torrential downpour on the 3rd?

Noem and that little dweeb/turd Dusty Johnson can eat shiat too.
 
1 day ago  
Wear a mask - if the Covid don't get ya, smoke from the fires will.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.argu​s​leader.com/amp/3244196001
 
1 day ago  

UNC_Samurai: edmo: A lot of out of state requesters. Weird because usually campaign rallies are about getting out to meet the locals here and there. With Trump, it's the same people traveling in for every show.

From two weeks ago:

South Dakota: 7,766 applications for 40,575 tickets
California: 3,071 applications for 15,565 tickets
Colorado: 1,699 applications for 8,598 tickets
Minnesota: 842 applications for 4,079 tickets
Texas: 795 applications for 3,773 tickets
Washington: 738 applications for 3,696 tickets
Utah: 638 applications for 3,310 tickets
Oregon: 635 applications for 3,414 tickets
Wyoming: 621 applications for 3,182 tickets
Nebraska: 556 applications for 2,713 tickets
Illinois: 542 applications for 2,477 tickets
Florida: 501 applications for 2,251 tickets.

And Rapid City's airport is tiny.  A lot of those folks are going to have to drive in, which will turn I-90 into an infection vector.


🎶  Infection vector, what's your sector.. 🎶
 
1 day ago  

trotsky: HeathenHealer: cretinbob: It's going to be Tulsa again, isn't it?

Maybe not. South Dakota is firmly conservative but West River is batshiat crazy conservative. They might actually turn-out for this crap. I just hope they don't start a damn fire, it's a beautiful area.

They will: I count three stupid trump flags on my street alone. They love the loser in Rapid shiatty, he's their Jim Jones. He's going to completely fark up my commute. God, I hate this asshole so much. Is it too much to ask for a torrential downpour on the 3rd?

Noem and that little dweeb/turd Dusty Johnson can eat shiat too.


I'm in SoCal, and looking out my back window see 2 "TRUMP 2020" flags that have been flying for months now.

Ptui.
 
1 day ago  

ElPrimitivo: Does that mean the only media invited is OAN and Fox?


Funny you should mention that. Gov Noem told the Rapid City Journal that they could not attend the Trump stuff. Only the Sioux Falls paper. The Rapid paper went nuts calling every elected politician... Noem was clueless about starting a new shiat show just before Trump gets there.

They worked out a compromise somehow. Noem agreed they can attend. The paper refused to give in on her demand to pick the reporter. The paper will hold the story they were going to publish and go with a rewritten version.

Well see what the official, public version turns out to be, if anything.
 
1 day ago  
trump*s gonna try to collect bounties from Putin on all COVID deaths in the U.S..
 
1 day ago  
Bless their hearts
 
1 day ago  
"South Dakota won't be enforcing social distancing at the Mount Rushmore July 4th celebration with President Donald Trump, Republican Gov. Kristi Noem told Fox News Monday night. "

That's Kristi "not on my watch" Noem who still hasn't gotten the highways through the reservations opened as she's vowed to.
 
1 day ago  
It's all gonna burn, and I should not find this funny, but having lived in wildfire areas my whole life, this tiktok will be AMAZING.
 
1 day ago  
"the novel coronavirus" is intellectually lazy and will not survive the chronicles of time. Let someone else write.
 
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