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(Great Falls Tribune)   "Of the 967 deaths, 642 have recovered" I knew Montanans were tough but this is a bit much   (greatfallstribune.com) divider line
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2020-06-30 2:45:43 PM  
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2020-06-30 2:56:36 PM  
But Biden said 120 million instead of 120 thousand
 
2020-06-30 2:59:18 PM  
It's Montana; they're all fictional people to begin with
 
2020-06-30 3:12:38 PM  
So that's, what, 642,000 gil for the Phoenix Downs? More?
 
2020-06-30 3:28:30 PM  
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"They were only mostly dead."
 
2020-06-30 3:38:19 PM  
"I would have liked to have seen Montana as a zombie"
 
2020-06-30 3:38:42 PM  
Oh give me a home where the zombies do roam....
 
2020-06-30 3:40:34 PM  
hannah corona.
 
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2020-06-30 3:41:20 PM  
almost right on schedule

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2020-06-30 3:41:56 PM  
There's something in those dental floss fields, I'm telling you.
 
2020-06-30 3:44:13 PM  

propasaurus: But Biden said 120 million instead of 120 thousand


Old people don't understand orders of magnitude very well. If it were seconds, that's the difference between 33.33 hours and 3.81 years.
 
2020-06-30 3:45:05 PM  
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2020-06-30 3:47:03 PM  
With 22 deaths, nearly a thousand cases, and the persistent belief that Covid-19 is a respiratory infection it can be inferred that somewhere around 100 more people have died of Covid-19 related stroke, heart attack, or kidney failure without a PCR+ diagnosis.

Get your shiat together, MT.
 
2020-06-30 3:47:49 PM  
Where did they bury the survivors?
 
2020-06-30 3:48:59 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: There's something in those dental floss fields, I'm telling you.


Pygmy Pony sign.

As in: WAtNW, we have PygmyPonysign the likes of which even God has never seen.
 
2020-06-30 3:49:51 PM  
So he got to see Montana?
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2020-06-30 3:50:47 PM  

genner: Where did they bury the survivors?


On the other side.
 
2020-06-30 3:51:37 PM  
Montana, eh?

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2020-06-30 3:53:13 PM  
I feel happy!
 
2020-06-30 3:56:25 PM  
I feel like a malevolent God is creating scenarios to make 2020 even worse on a constant basis

Oh no, Color Me Bad is back
 
2020-06-30 3:57:33 PM  
how subby if every article with a typo got green lit - we look at nothing else
 
2020-06-30 3:59:02 PM  

berylman: I feel like a malevolent God is creating scenarios to make 2020 even worse on a constant basis

Oh no, Color Me Bad is back


*Badd

/but still, funny
//yes i am ashamed that i knew it had a second 'd' but my brain doesn't let me forget
 
2020-06-30 3:59:42 PM  

genner: Where did they bury the survivors?


10 minutes late. Well played.
 
2020-06-30 4:00:59 PM  
brains brains brains brains
 
2020-06-30 4:05:19 PM  

genner: Where did they bury the survivors?


next to their families. duh.
 
2020-06-30 4:10:49 PM  
Did they actually recover, or did someone use Worcestershire sauce as embalming fluid?
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2020-06-30 4:24:41 PM  
Somebody's leveled up their Conjuration park tree.
 
2020-06-30 4:28:13 PM  
OK, they are the first to have a legit reason not to want to switch to single-payer.
 
2020-06-30 4:44:19 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: brains brains brains brains


Nope. Montana.
 
2020-06-30 4:46:37 PM  
Said it before, will say it again: We were smart when the rest of the country was stupid.

Now, we opened most things up... and... out-of-state dorks are causing an upswing in cases.

/And, yeah, we're tougher than shoe leather. 105 in August ... -25 in February.
//Writing this at work, with an open staph wound, 2 layers of gauze I have to tear off the wound to change, Z-max pumping through me, and my whole right thigh is on FIRE.
///2 hours to go.
 
2020-06-30 5:04:16 PM  

Jedekai: Said it before, will say it again: We were smart when the rest of the country was stupid.

Now, we opened most things up... and... out-of-state dorks are causing an upswing in cases.

/And, yeah, we're tougher than shoe leather. 105 in August ... -25 in February.
//Writing this at work, with an open staph wound, 2 layers of gauze I have to tear off the wound to change, Z-max pumping through me, and my whole right thigh is on FIRE.
///2 hours to go.


Sounds like you're fit enough to shuffle over to the Great Falls Tribune and slap their editor upside the head.
 
2020-06-30 5:15:52 PM  
I feel happy. I think I'll go for a walk.
 
2020-06-30 5:17:44 PM  

Jedekai: Said it before, will say it again: We were smart when the rest of the country was stupid.

Now, we opened most things up... and... out-of-state dorks are causing an upswing in cases.

/And, yeah, we're tougher than shoe leather. 105 in August ... -25 in February.
//Writing this at work, with an open staph wound, 2 layers of gauze I have to tear off the wound to change, Z-max pumping through me, and my whole right thigh is on FIRE.
///2 hours to go.


*waves from another part of the state.* Yep, the out-of-staters have a lot to do with the increase in cases. Also, masking and social distancing just aren't happening voluntarily. A case in my county was attributed to a wedding in another county. We'd done so well for a couple of months. Now, I fear we're screwed.
 
2020-06-30 5:20:04 PM  

SansNeural: Sounds like you're fit enough to shuffle over to the Great Falls Tribune and slap their editor upside the head.


He just came back from there. Falled him? It damn near killed him.
 
2020-06-30 5:22:55 PM  
"Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
 
2020-06-30 5:34:17 PM  
Not only that:

The state reports 12 people are hospitalized out of 101 hospitalizations.
 
2020-06-30 5:36:45 PM  
l always thought that the actual death rate in Montana was one per person
 
2020-06-30 5:39:48 PM  
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2020-06-30 5:42:46 PM  
Our new state motto:
Montana: We Don't Want to Get on the Cart
 
2020-06-30 7:17:53 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: Montana, eh?

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Few years ago I worked at a print shop doing political donation mailers. There's a James Kirk that lives in Bozeman.
 
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