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(Popular Mechanics)   If you know anything about military UFO's, tell congress, because they would really like to know too   (popularmechanics.com) divider line
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2020-06-30 2:24:42 PM  
Sorry, I do not know anything about military UFO has.
 
2020-06-30 3:16:09 PM  
UFOs are real.  I just saw a UFO.  I'm pretty sure it was a sparrow, but I really couldn't identify it.
 
2020-06-30 4:03:12 PM  
Think happy thoughts.
Air Force Maj. Charles Hall says the Tall White space aliens can read your mind and make you feel a sense of overwhelming dread. They enjoy humanity's fashion and art. When our civilization grows up a bit, they will trust us with some of their science, though they've already leaked a few benign technologies into mass production so that they can have them as readily available spare parts. Never play Blackjack with a space alien.
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They're here.
 
2020-06-30 4:08:11 PM  
If space aliens exist and have visited us, it would be great if they could come back soon.
 
2020-06-30 4:09:50 PM  
Military UFO's?
 
2020-06-30 4:10:42 PM  
FFS, I thought those Navy vids were thoroughly debunked as sea birds and a parallax effect as seen from 30,000' up
 
2020-06-30 4:13:12 PM  
Yes, this is money (and time) well spent
 
2020-06-30 4:14:13 PM  
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2020-06-30 4:15:03 PM  
Bad news: we've not seen any.

For one, if *you* were an intelligent alien race, would *you* want to contact this mental ward of a planet?

For another.. I realize the True Believers won't understand this argument, but this one is the killer: if we had observed any, we would know something about it, and have learned that certain things were possible. However, we know where EVERY SINGLE BIT of our technology has come from, and none of it came from an unexpected breakthrough out of left field.

Sorry, aliens did not give us microwave ovens.
 
2020-06-30 4:17:56 PM  
I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of UFOs. BUFFs all day and all night, but not UFOs.
 
2020-06-30 4:22:34 PM  
I wonder how that would work. If you're outside of the the military, you're labeled a kook. If you're inside the military, you're labeled Deep State. These days, no matter who you are, your discredited as the messenger immediately and the facts are never examined.
 
2020-06-30 4:24:06 PM  

whitroth: Bad news: we've not seen any.

For one, if *you* were an intelligent alien race, would *you* want to contact this mental ward of a planet?

For another.. I realize the True Believers won't understand this argument, but this one is the killer: if we had observed any, we would know something about it, and have learned that certain things were possible. However, we know where EVERY SINGLE BIT of our technology has come from, and none of it came from an unexpected breakthrough out of left field.

Sorry, aliens did not give us microwave ovens.


Did they give us color tv's?
 
2020-06-30 4:25:02 PM  
Man from mars ate my cadillac, my lincoln too.
 
2020-06-30 4:25:14 PM  

TheCableGuy: whitroth: Bad news: we've not seen any.

For one, if *you* were an intelligent alien race, would *you* want to contact this mental ward of a planet?

For another.. I realize the True Believers won't understand this argument, but this one is the killer: if we had observed any, we would know something about it, and have learned that certain things were possible. However, we know where EVERY SINGLE BIT of our technology has come from, and none of it came from an unexpected breakthrough out of left field.

Sorry, aliens did not give us microwave ovens.

Did they give us color tv's?


Custom kitchen deliveries.
 
2020-06-30 4:26:15 PM  
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2020-06-30 4:26:44 PM  
Sure, no problem, here's what I know. Despite being really smart at flying fighters, pilots aren't always very good at distinguishing between a close object moving slow and a far away object moving fast. Parallax effects are a biatch, and as a result they sometimes mistake common things for alien spacecraft.

Aliens, if they do exist, have better things to do that skulk around occasionally showing up for a few seconds on some jet's camera footage, or in a blurry photograph. If they aliens flew across the galaxy, they really don't give a shiat about some hairless apes' ability to toodle around in the atmosphere. And they're definitely not abducting hillbillies just to do butt stuff to them, so I don't know what's up with the anal probe stuff, but aliens probably don't need to stick things in your poop chute to learn about you.

Anyway, glad I could clear that up. You gonna pay me a consultant fee, Congress?
 
2020-06-30 4:28:15 PM  
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2020-06-30 4:28:45 PM  
Oh... the Senate "Intelligence" Committee.

Riiiight.
 
2020-06-30 4:33:43 PM  
As somewhat of a streetlight expert, I feel that humanity is not yet ready.
 
2020-06-30 4:50:36 PM  
Every time someone uses an apostrophe to pluralize a noun, god kills a puppy.
 
2020-06-30 5:02:22 PM  
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2020-06-30 5:03:17 PM  
This is the real secret. During the cold war, the United States of America took in literal nazi doctors who literally tortured human beings to death and gave them permission to do the same thing because we didn't like the Soviet Union.

In the 1970's, some people got together, formed a committee called it the Church committee after some guy, and decided it wasn't nice to torture innocent men, women, and children, for any reason. So they stopped.

Or drove it underground.

So now here we are in the age of Trump. Where there are thousands of children that were literally ripped out of the arms of their loved ones and have been in cages, or worse places, ever since.

Yes, some of them are being experimented on. For the "space race". "Space Force" is just another justification to medically experiment on people and justify it somehow. It used to be the "reds". Now it's "let's get to space because we have farked up the planet and runaway global warming is happening but we don't want to tell people how bad it is".

But it's bad. So bad that it's okay to take "illegals" and torture them in the name of science and medicine and Trump is doing so much other evil shiat no one has the time to be too concerned about children being tortured.

Except me. Becase I was one of those kids the Church Committee was told to stop torturing back then. And really...they never did. And now they are doing it to other children now and no one says shiat.

that's your "secrets". UFOs? Aliens?

fark aliens. If they exist, they ain't doing shiat. It's all evil secret technologys. All of it.
 
2020-06-30 5:08:42 PM  
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Maybe they've been here the whole time.....
 
2020-06-30 5:20:59 PM  
If there really is intelligent life out there it would be smart enough not to talk to us.
 
2020-06-30 5:25:54 PM  

Kirablue42: This is the real secret. During the cold war, the United States of America took in literal nazi doctors who literally tortured human beings to death and gave them permission to do the same thing because we didn't like the Soviet Union.

In the 1970's, some people got together, formed a committee called it the Church committee after some guy, and decided it wasn't nice to torture innocent men, women, and children, for any reason. So they stopped.

Or drove it underground.

So now here we are in the age of Trump. Where there are thousands of children that were literally ripped out of the arms of their loved ones and have been in cages, or worse places, ever since.

Yes, some of them are being experimented on. For the "space race". "Space Force" is just another justification to medically experiment on people and justify it somehow. It used to be the "reds". Now it's "let's get to space because we have farked up the planet and runaway global warming is happening but we don't want to tell people how bad it is".

But it's bad. So bad that it's okay to take "illegals" and torture them in the name of science and medicine and Trump is doing so much other evil shiat no one has the time to be too concerned about children being tortured.

Except me. Becase I was one of those kids the Church Committee was told to stop torturing back then. And really...they never did. And now they are doing it to other children now and no one says shiat.

that's your "secrets". UFOs? Aliens?

fark aliens. If they exist, they ain't doing shiat. It's all evil secret technologys. All of it.


Sen. Frank Church.

And the Shrub and Cheney tossed it all out....
 
2020-06-30 5:35:46 PM  

rcain: FFS, I thought those Navy vids were thoroughly debunked as sea birds and a parallax effect as seen from 30,000' up


You do realize most of our elected officials, based on their actions, are mostly functionally illiterate and posses an IQ that tops out around 3.
 
2020-06-30 5:59:38 PM  

special20: TheCableGuy: whitroth: Bad news: we've not seen any.

For one, if *you* were an intelligent alien race, would *you* want to contact this mental ward of a planet?

For another.. I realize the True Believers won't understand this argument, but this one is the killer: if we had observed any, we would know something about it, and have learned that certain things were possible. However, we know where EVERY SINGLE BIT of our technology has come from, and none of it came from an unexpected breakthrough out of left field.

Sorry, aliens did not give us microwave ovens.

Did they give us color tv's?

Custom kitchen deliveries.


But is that their own hair?
 
2020-06-30 6:12:17 PM  

rcain: FFS, I thought those Navy vids were thoroughly debunked as sea birds and a parallax effect as seen from 30,000' up


ni
 
2020-06-30 6:15:26 PM  
Remember one thing....during the cold war...when the Pentagon was out in the desert playing with their toys...and got caught...the idea was initially to tell the public it might be space aliens to detract from the truth.
 
2020-06-30 7:01:57 PM  

TheCableGuy: whitroth: Bad news: we've not seen any.

For one, if *you* were an intelligent alien race, would *you* want to contact this mental ward of a planet?

For another.. I realize the True Believers won't understand this argument, but this one is the killer: if we had observed any, we would know something about it, and have learned that certain things were possible. However, we know where EVERY SINGLE BIT of our technology has come from, and none of it came from an unexpected breakthrough out of left field.

Sorry, aliens did not give us microwave ovens.

Did they give us color tv's?


If they did, I'm gonna be pissed.  I had to pay for mine.
 
2020-06-30 7:54:11 PM  
They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I sweartagod!

/I like you, Stuart.
 
2020-06-30 8:57:46 PM  
they are not aliens. they are extra dimensional beings. they have been here longer than us.
 
2020-06-30 9:24:12 PM  

some_beer_drinker: they are not aliens. they are extra dimensional beings. they have been here longer than us.


Hahahahahah
 
2020-06-30 10:40:25 PM  

some_beer_drinker: they are not aliens. they are extra dimensional beings. they have been here longer than us.


Why would an extra dimensional being bother with the earth?
 
2020-07-01 1:46:04 AM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: Every time someone uses an apostrophe to pluralize a noun, god kills a puppy.


Snappy grammer corrections. That and boobies made me fall in love with Fark 15+ years ago. Glad to see the grammarians carry on.
 
2020-07-01 3:50:13 AM  

johnny_vegas: some_beer_drinker: they are not aliens. they are extra dimensional beings. they have been here longer than us.

Why would an extra dimensional being bother with the earth?


we are cattle to them. They eat our emotions and suffering. These extra dimensional beings, they are called various things, but they are so far "advanced' beyond evil they are the very epitome of it. They are the beings that take the human soul when it dies, lie and give 'human life reviews' to convince the soul to come back down for a "lesson" but there is no lesson learned when the memories are erased after each life. We are spiritual slaves in a sense simply because they are more evolved spiritually. Doesn't mean they are more better or more good. Just evolved. A more evolved species can kill you just as quick as one that isn't evolved as far can.

Robert Monroe has the rght idea kinda I think, but I don't read a lot of his stuff. But human beings are loosh cattle. Our emotions are 'loosh' to these etheric vampires.
 
2020-07-01 3:50:54 AM  

johnny_vegas: some_beer_drinker: they are not aliens. they are extra dimensional beings. they have been here longer than us.

Why would an extra dimensional being bother with the earth?


we're food to them.
 
2020-07-01 7:24:11 AM  

Kirablue42: johnny_vegas: some_beer_drinker: they are not aliens. they are extra dimensional beings. they have been here longer than us.

Why would an extra dimensional being bother with the earth?

we are cattle to them. They eat our emotions and suffering. These extra dimensional beings, they are called various things, but they are so far "advanced' beyond evil they are the very epitome of it. They are the beings that take the human soul when it dies, lie and give 'human life reviews' to convince the soul to come back down for a "lesson" but there is no lesson learned when the memories are erased after each life. We are spiritual slaves in a sense simply because they are more evolved spiritually. Doesn't mean they are more better or more good. Just evolved. A more evolved species can kill you just as quick as one that isn't evolved as far can.

Robert Monroe has the rght idea kinda I think, but I don't read a lot of his stuff. But human beings are loosh cattle. Our emotions are 'loosh' to these etheric vampires.


Sure, Jan
 
2020-07-01 9:01:34 AM  

Kirablue42: johnny_vegas: some_beer_drinker: they are not aliens. they are extra dimensional beings. they have been here longer than us.

Why would an extra dimensional being bother with the earth?

we are cattle to them. They eat our emotions and suffering. These extra dimensional beings, they are called various things, but they are so far "advanced' beyond evil they are the very epitome of it. They are the beings that take the human soul when it dies, lie and give 'human life reviews' to convince the soul to come back down for a "lesson" but there is no lesson learned when the memories are erased after each life. We are spiritual slaves in a sense simply because they are more evolved spiritually. Doesn't mean they are more better or more good. Just evolved. A more evolved species can kill you just as quick as one that isn't evolved as far can.

Robert Monroe has the rght idea kinda I think, but I don't read a lot of his stuff. But human beings are loosh cattle. Our emotions are 'loosh' to these etheric vampires.


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2020-07-01 12:00:56 PM  
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2020-07-01 4:30:24 PM  

Kirablue42: johnny_vegas: some_beer_drinker: they are not aliens. they are extra dimensional beings. they have been here longer than us.

Why would an extra dimensional being bother with the earth?

we are cattle to them. They eat our emotions and suffering. These extra dimensional beings, they are called various things, but they are so far "advanced' beyond evil they are the very epitome of it. They are the beings that take the human soul when it dies, lie and give 'human life reviews' to convince the soul to come back down for a "lesson" but there is no lesson learned when the memories are erased after each life. We are spiritual slaves in a sense simply because they are more evolved spiritually. Doesn't mean they are more better or more good. Just evolved. A more evolved species can kill you just as quick as one that isn't evolved as far can.

Robert Monroe has the rght idea kinda I think, but I don't read a lot of his stuff. But human beings are loosh cattle. Our emotions are 'loosh' to these etheric vampires.


this guy gets it 100%. well done internet man
 
2020-07-01 4:36:16 PM  
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