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(Vice)   When can we kiss again...and do the nasty in these coronavirus times? Asking for a desperate friend   (vice.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Figure It Out, Eric Dolphy, high-risk, New York City, close friends, Zo McLaren, infectious disease epidemiologist, established partner  
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2295 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jun 2020 at 5:08 PM (1 day ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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1 day ago  
Condom + glory hole = right now.
 
1 day ago  
everybody does it.  I just did it, and I'm ready to do it again
 
1 day ago  

johnny_vegas: everybody does it.  I just did it, and I'm ready to do it again


Sure everybody does it. My question is when doing it to Ms. Pinky: Do you wash out her mouth before kissing her afterwards?  Mine never talks back like a lady might do
 
1 day ago  
Subby's mom has re-opened for business.
 
1 day ago  

AlwaysRightBoy: johnny_vegas: everybody does it.  I just did it, and I'm ready to do it again

Sure everybody does it. My question is when doing it to Ms. Pinky: Do you wash out her mouth before kissing her afterwards?  Mine never talks back like a lady might do


*shrug* it's good to be the king
 
1 day ago  
Hey, you know what I'm waiting for...

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/Yes, I'm a hugger
 
1 day ago  
Jesus, there are countless going to die and all she can think about is kissing??  DUDE!!! get a vibe!  If you're still single there's probably a reason!
 
1 day ago  
Jokes on you all, I'm married, so that all stopped years ago.

/JK
 
1 day ago  
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1 day ago  

crackpancake: Jesus, there are countless going to die and all she can think about is kissing??  DUDE!!! get a vibe!  If you're still single there's probably a reason!


My hope is this is an Episode of twilight zone where she ends up being the last human left.
 
1 day ago  

mongbiohazard: Jokes on you all, I'm married, so that all stopped years ago.

/JK


Your wife won't be happy
 
1 day ago  
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1 day ago  
No but, I'm sure "scissoring" is perfectly safe.
 
1 day ago  

johnny_vegas: everybody does it.  I just did it, and I'm ready to do it again


Am I the exception that proves the rule?  Haven't kissed anybody in years.
 
1 day ago  

Boondock3806: Subby's mom has re-opened for business.


Is it Cartman's mom?

Cartman's mom german sh*t
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1 day ago  
Obligatory:

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1 day ago  
We've been perfectly willing to risk herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and syphilis. I can't see why we shouldn't be willing to risk a little coronavirus.
 
1 day ago  

DarkSoulNoHope: Boondock3806: Subby's mom has re-opened for business.

Is it Cartman's mom?

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Its so frustrating that SP is only on hbo max now. re-watching classic episodes really helped this fella through quarantine.

As for kissing and sex, man I'd willingly risk it right now.  I'm used to dry spells with having/not having a woman in my life, but this quarantine really made me feel lonely in a different way than I'm accustomed to.
 
1 day ago  
Bout an hour ago.
That's when.
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1 day ago  

AlwaysRightBoy: johnny_vegas: everybody does it.  I just did it, and I'm ready to do it again

Sure everybody does it. My question is when doing it to Ms. Pinky: Do you wash out her mouth before kissing her afterwards?  Mine never talks back like a lady might do


Does she look kinda like Grace Slick?
 
1 day ago  
All the pros here are only taking it doggy style or on top w/ mask or reverse cowgirl.

Some that have the means are doing the whole one-step up while you stand on the landing thing, that's a good way to distance your saliva unless you're a spitter.

So I've heard from my more adventurous friends; the amount of romance in this house consisted of us each asking when the last time was that we brushed our teef.
 
1 day ago  

mongbiohazard: Jokes on you all, I'm married, so that all stopped years ago.

/JK


Yep, just cause you can doesn't mean you want to.
 
1 day ago  

LewDux: mongbiohazard: Jokes on you all, I'm married, so that all stopped years ago.

/JK

Your wife won't be happy


Yeah, but my girlfriend's OK with that.

/glad my wife reads Fark, but not the comments
//she thinks I'm funny, dammit
 
1 day ago  
Look, Subby, your aunt Edna isn't ready to kiss you again, even when this COVID-19 thing passes, when you come to visit her in the rest home, because you keep slipping her the tongue. She certainly has no plans to let you do the nasty with her, either.
 
1 day ago  
You married people aren't into S&M?

Married S&M = One sleeps, one masturbates.

Credit: Bill Burr, F is for Family. IIRC
 
1 day ago  

Boondock3806: Subby's mom has re-opened for business.


Thubby'th mom re-opened? She wath never clothed!
 
1 day ago  
Won't be a problem when Biden's elected.  Even Mexicans will be able to call for a US ambulance on their side of the border at US taxpayer expense.
 
1 day ago  
Kiss?
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1 day ago  

smunns: Won't be a problem when Biden's elected.  Even Mexicans will be able to call for a US ambulance on their side of the border at US taxpayer expense.


Better to be silent and thought to be stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
 
1 day ago  
Depends. Who's asking?
 
1 day ago  

rebelyell2006: johnny_vegas: everybody does it.  I just did it, and I'm ready to do it again

Am I the exception that proves the rule?  Haven't kissed anybody in years.


Sigh, okay but NO TONGUE!
 
1 day ago  
N/A
 
1 day ago  
No subby. Bad subby.
 
1 day ago  
 
1 day ago  
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1 day ago  
If you stopped having sex because of all this then it's probably for the best, we really don't want your genes in the pool anyway.
 
1 day ago  

LewDux: [Fark user image image 480x600]


Came here only to make sure that this was covered...
 
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1 day ago  
but it's especially challenging if you're a woman who wants to date men

LOL, ok.

We continued to talk, and instead of getting irritated or strategically delaying his reply after I would unintentionally drop off for days at a time,

Well, now we know why you made that first statement.

/yes, I know, not the point of the article.
 
1 day ago  
Eww. Physical contact and bodily fluid exchange are not my idea of fun, even without the pandemic. The sooner we get the Demolition-Man-style virtual sex machines, the better.
 
1 day ago  

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I'd rub it back and forth on my head a few times and stick it to the ceiling during my kid's birthday party.
 
1 day ago  

skatedrifter: If you stopped having sex because of all this then it's probably for the best, we really don't want your genes in the pool anyway.


wait, what?  You are still going around and hooking up?  Are you in a country that has controlled the pandemic?
 
1 day ago  
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add a couple flaps and convient Zippers, find a good negative pressure room or a good stove hood do a decent after decon after
 
1 day ago  

dbaggins: skatedrifter: If you stopped having sex because of all this then it's probably for the best, we really don't want your genes in the pool anyway.

wait, what?  You are still going around and hooking up?  Are you in a country that has controlled the pandemic?


Lol u gave up sex?

Wow, jus wow.
 
1 day ago  
Have you both been quarantined for at least 14 days? No symptoms? Than what is the issue?
 
1 day ago  
than/then/thou/thor
 
1 day ago  

skatedrifter: dbaggins: skatedrifter: If you stopped having sex because of all this then it's probably for the best, we really don't want your genes in the pool anyway.

wait, what?  You are still going around and hooking up?  Are you in a country that has controlled the pandemic?

Lol u gave up sex?

Wow, jus wow.


Well, yes. Condoms and genital anesthesia no not mix, so buying it is out, and having "good papers" means having a FWB who doesn't try to snare you is very difficult. So, going on 2 years. Getting a handle of the hormones (which also make me want to cuddle) is hard sometimes, but beats all the shiat I had to go through for a toss in the hay.
 
22 hours ago  

Mikey1969: LewDux: [Fark user image image 480x600]

Came here only to make sure that this was covered...


Ewww
 
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