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(Mediaite)   According to Nancy Pelosi, intelligence officials didn't tell Trump stuff because he would stupidly tell Pooty-Poot because he's dumber than a box of rocks   (mediaite.com) divider line
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2020-06-30 12:39:50 PM  
Yes, I'm wingin'-it Donnie.  When you're a very stable genius, you don't have to think before you speak.  In fact, you don't have to think at all.

Jesus, 50 million morons voted for this idiot.
 
2020-06-30 12:43:01 PM  
Box of rocks getting ready to file a defamation lawsuit.
 
2020-06-30 12:46:07 PM  
I'm absolutely certain that the Russian bounty stuff showed up in a daily intelligence briefing.

I'm also absolutely certain that Trump forgot about it before he left the room.
 
2020-06-30 12:48:24 PM  

Shostie: I'm absolutely certain that the Russian bounty stuff showed up in a daily intelligence briefing.

I'm also absolutely certain that Trump forgot about it before he left the room.


Trump heard about the bounty, and was disappointed that he hadn't thought of it.

/big buddy ryan fan, the president is
 
2020-06-30 12:54:51 PM  

PaulRB: Yes, I'm wingin'-it Donnie.  When you're a very stable genius, you don't have to think before you speak.  In fact, you don't have to think at all.

Jesus, 50 million morons voted for this idiot.


No, 60 million did.

/Yup, made it worse.
 
2020-06-30 12:57:34 PM  

roddikinsathome: PaulRB: Yes, I'm wingin'-it Donnie.  When you're a very stable genius, you don't have to think before you speak.  In fact, you don't have to think at all.

Jesus, 50 million morons voted for this idiot.

No, 60 million did.

/Yup, made it worse.


Well, I figured 10 million just didn't like Hilary.  Look how that worked out.
 
2020-06-30 12:58:21 PM  
sounds legit
 
2020-06-30 1:04:39 PM  
They told him, he just doesn't give a f*ck.

He's a raging narcissist who cares about NOTHING other than himself. Why do i have to keep shouting thIs at the top of my lungs?
 
2020-06-30 1:09:40 PM  
Well she's not entirely wrong.
 
2020-06-30 1:10:48 PM  

NewportBarGuy: They told him, he just doesn't give a f*ck.

He's a raging narcissist who cares about NOTHING other than himself. Why do i have to keep shouting thIs at the top of my lungs?


Probably because your text-to-speech software was coded by a deaf-mute.
 
2020-06-30 1:11:12 PM  

pueblonative: Box of rocks getting ready to file a defamation lawsuit.


Bag of wet mice looking for an attorney.
 
2020-06-30 1:11:17 PM  
That "pee tape" thing is seeming more and more likely to be true.
 
2020-06-30 1:12:15 PM  
I bet Pelosi is just trolling to get him to say that they did tell him about it.
 
2020-06-30 1:12:34 PM  
Should've tested it with Orange Mercury.
 
2020-06-30 1:13:43 PM  

Shostie: I'm absolutely certain that the Russian bounty stuff showed up in a daily intelligence briefing.

I'm also absolutely certain that Trump forgot about it before he left the room.


Remember when Trump bragged about not reading the daily intelligence briefings?
 
2020-06-30 1:13:44 PM  

PaulRB: Yes, I'm wingin'-it Donnie.  When you're a very stable genius, you don't have to think before you speak.  In fact, you don't have to think at all.

Jesus, 50 million morons voted for this idiot.


62.5M
 
2020-06-30 1:14:37 PM  

Fart_Machine: Well she's not entirely wrong.


That.

Holfax: That "pee tape" thing is seeming more and more likely to be true.


I'm thinking dead hooker pictures.

/Yikes.
 
2020-06-30 1:14:55 PM  
Dumb question but did we pay the muhajadeen anything for dead Russians? We certainly wrecked their plans when we gave Osama stinger missiles and that might have been a sore spot for Putin.
 
2020-06-30 1:15:39 PM  
One could safely assume that Trump has gotten many US and Western deep cover spies killed from sucking up to Putin and his henchmen.
 
2020-06-30 1:16:05 PM  
I like how she's pointing out that the "no one told the traitor in chief" angle means that he's just as wildly incompetent and maleficent as if they had briefed him and he ignored it. Plus, since it's from Pelosi, you know the shouty yam of chaos will be absolutely compelled to respond.
 
2020-06-30 1:17:39 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Dumb question but did we pay the muhajadeen anything for dead Russians? We certainly wrecked their plans when we gave Osama stinger missiles and that might have been a sore spot for Putin.


No, but we did arm them somewhat and the CIA helped them, which is different.  That's false equivalency horseshiat.
 
2020-06-30 1:17:56 PM  
Lol. Poor Pelosi is bitter that this new supposed scandal turned out to be a dud.

Her speculation amounts to nothing more than admitting those grapes were sour anyway
 
2020-06-30 1:18:17 PM  

anfrind: Shostie: I'm absolutely certain that the Russian bounty stuff showed up in a daily intelligence briefing.

I'm also absolutely certain that Trump forgot about it before he left the room.

Remember when Trump bragged about not reading the daily intelligence briefings?


I figure some poor soul has the thankless job of reading it to him, children's storybook-style.
 
2020-06-30 1:18:23 PM  
She's trolling the fark out of him. Implying no one trusts him and doesn't tell him shiat so he will blow up and insist he knew and everyone tells him everything because he's the big boy boss.
 
2020-06-30 1:18:44 PM  
"According to Pelosi" == common knowledge among anyone with more brain than a redworm.
 
2020-06-30 1:18:52 PM  
I think she might be calling him a dumbass to try and goad him into divulging that he was told. It might work, too.
 
2020-06-30 1:20:13 PM  

Sumo Surfer: Lol. Poor Pelosi is bitter that this new supposed scandal turned out to be a dud.

Her speculation amounts to nothing more than admitting those grapes were sour anyway


*points and laughs at you*
 
2020-06-30 1:20:21 PM  

Norquist Vagprobe: I bet Pelosi is just trolling to get him to say that they did tell him about it.


Yes. She is pretty good at that.
 
2020-06-30 1:20:33 PM  
Nancy is a master.

Nancy: "If what Donnie claims is true, it's probably because nobody trusts him due to his idiocy".
Donnie: "Shut up! They did tell me! They tell me everything!! And stop talking bout my mother!!!!"
 
2020-06-30 1:21:02 PM  
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2020-06-30 1:21:54 PM  
What about Hillary's emails? And can we please get to the bottom of Benghazi? Like how about we open an investigation, damn it
 
2020-06-30 1:22:21 PM  

Sumo Surfer: Lol. Poor Pelosi is bitter that this new supposed scandal turned out to be a dud.

Her speculation amounts to nothing more than admitting those grapes were sour anyway


Now that you've checked in, Donnie will surely win.
 
2020-06-30 1:25:25 PM  

bigpeeler: [Fark user image image 640x480]


The resident 9-year-old girl gives her opinion. The bar is awfully low for trolling nowadays.
 
2020-06-30 1:26:52 PM  

roddikinsathome: I'm thinking dead hooker pictures.


Nah, Private Bonespurs couldn't kill anyone if he tried.
 
2020-06-30 1:27:30 PM  

bigpeeler: [Fark user image image 640x480]


Good point. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
 
2020-06-30 1:28:02 PM  
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2020-06-30 1:28:18 PM  
The state of our union is Fundamentally rocky when we're one sassy feminist clap away from the patriarchy leaning on the MAD button in one last desperate grasp of Napoleonic aspirations and macho dominant hell toupee Orange you SAD paranoid governance. That'd have been epically bad.

This would be super scary if we didn't live the myths first to stay safe from this magat all along. Thank the Lord the professional soldiers pass that ammo when shiat matters, huh?! Like Trump trumps his own arrogant ass first, last and always by default. On plan, or something.
 
2020-06-30 1:28:23 PM  

Shostie: I'm absolutely certain that the Russian bounty stuff showed up in a daily intelligence briefing.

I'm also absolutely certain that Trump forgot about it before he left the room.


"Bounty?  I already did the photo-op where I tossed them some rolls."
 
2020-06-30 1:29:08 PM  
I can confirm that the Pentagon has been deliberately scheduling briefings for programs my brother is involved with for times they know 2Scoops won't come. They have been doing this since day 1. There are just things it would be better off for him to not know, and everybody involved knows it.
 
2020-06-30 1:29:32 PM  

new_york_monty: The state of our union is Fundamentally rocky when we're one sassy feminist clap away from the patriarchy leaning on the MAD button in one last desperate grasp of Napoleonic aspirations and macho dominant hell toupee Orange you SAD paranoid governance. That'd have been epically bad.

This would be super scary if we didn't live the myths first to stay safe from this magat all along. Thank the Lord the professional soldiers pass that ammo when shiat matters, huh?! Like Trump trumps his own arrogant ass first, last and always by default. On plan, or something.


This meowsaidthedog copycat isn't very interesting.
 
2020-06-30 1:29:58 PM  

quiotu: bigpeeler: [Fark user image image 640x480]

The resident 9-year-old girl gives her opinion. The bar is awfully low for trolling nowadays.


To be fair, we post goofy images of Trump to mock him all the time.

We just don't have to distort the images in order to do so.
 
2020-06-30 1:35:00 PM  
That's just an insult to rocks.
 
2020-06-30 1:35:45 PM  

Norquist Vagprobe: I bet Pelosi is just trolling to get him to say that they did tell him about it.


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2020-06-30 1:36:55 PM  

Sumo Surfer: Lol. Poor Pelosi is bitter that this new supposed scandal turned out to be a dud.

Her speculation amounts to nothing more than admitting those grapes were sour anyway


Looks like the Trump-loving troll has arrived.  Guess killing our soldiers is no big deal to you?   Or, do you believe Trump's lie about not knowing?
 
2020-06-30 1:37:35 PM  
I just love how the "SUPPORT THE TROOPS" crowd is handling this revelation.

I really do wonder what it would take for his supporters to turn on Trump. He's violated every ethic they claim to hold dear and they still follow him blindly.
 
2020-06-30 1:38:26 PM  

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Sure. Nancy
 
2020-06-30 1:40:14 PM  

Erebus1954: [Fark user image 500x744]

Nancy always keeps her mimsy clean.


Nancy's got a much better rack than that.

Not as big as Donald's, though.
 
2020-06-30 1:40:18 PM  
Most of these assholes denying this were going ho for Bush's illegal Iraq invasion and occupation then suddenly became Fark Independents™ when it all went sour.
 
2020-06-30 1:45:49 PM  

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2020-06-30 1:45:54 PM  
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The White House failed to tell the people in Congress defending them that the "conflicting reports" included the actual wire transfers in question between Russia and the Taliban, so Russia is funding the Taliban fighting us we just haven't confirmed if the payments were explicitly for dead soldiers like the witnesses claim.
 
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