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(Marketwatch)   Relax, everybody. These two apparent predators (creepy pic) are in charge of protecting your job and the entire economy. I'm sure we'll be fine   ( divider line
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4102 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 Jun 2020 at 11:48 AM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-06-30 11:51:37 AM  
6 votes:
Vultures gonna vultch.
2020-06-30 11:58:12 AM  
4 votes:
They're on a mission to forget
130,000 people that they've never met
We want some answers and all that we get
Some kind of shiat about a democrat threat
Lies Lies Lies
Lies Lies Lies Lies
Surprise surprise
2020-06-30 12:16:53 PM  
3 votes:

UltimaCS: The country is panicked, unemployment is at an all-time high, and the federal deficit is skyrocketing, but liberal fat cats are greening "stock markets look great" articles. Typical!

Wait, what year is it?

The first year of the roaring twenties.

Good times ahead.
2020-06-30 11:56:26 AM  
3 votes:
Stocks disconnected from reality. As usual
2020-06-30 12:01:49 PM  
2 votes:
Strip mining the government like they did to the Soviet union during the collapse.
2020-06-30 5:15:07 PM  
1 vote:

eurotrader: Considering Mnuchin  took $500 billion from  the pandemic relief program and handed it out to friends and trump and refuses to disclose as required by law where half a trillion went by saying how he hands of federal funds is  "proprietary" and not public shows he has no intention of helping the US.

Of course not.  Putin and everybody in Trump's cabinet only want to pillage America for everything they can before the brown and black people have the demographic oomph to take over and ruin everything.  They figure as long as America is gonna go to hell anyway, they might as well get more obscenely rich - it would be dumb to let the darker folks have that money that they didn't even earn.
2020-06-30 3:04:46 PM  
1 vote:

NewportBarGuy: Kangaroo_Ralph: I don't care how creepy they look as long as they can repair the economy after what China and Democrats did to it.

What the actual f*ck?

Sir, please share the drugs.

That be bait, Sir BarGuy of Newport.
2020-06-30 12:08:06 PM  
1 vote:
I'm still kind of baffled as to why people are acting like the current market rally is part of a reliable upward trend. Unemployment is still sky-high, COVID re-openings in populous states are crashing and burning, federal unemployment supplements are about to run out, and "open" or not, lots of industries are seeing dramatically reduction in revenue.

I suspect that the president will probably become open to more direct cash infusions into the economy as he's evaluating his re-election prospects, but other than that all of these articles about how well the market is doing just seem disconnected from what's going on. It's kind of perplexing.
2020-06-30 12:01:08 PM  
1 vote:

freetomato: BitwiseShift: I used to look like Mnuchin in elementary and high school.  It still creeps me out when I see his picture.

You looked like the bastard spawn of zombie Milton Berle and a lamprey?   You poor thing.

From all accounts, Milton was hung like a horse.  I doubt Mnuchin is.
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