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(Real Clear Science)   How did a respiratory virus like the coronavirus get into semen? No your mom jokes until we figure this out   (realclearscience.com) divider line
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2020-06-30 2:38:44 PM  
8 votes:
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2020-06-30 12:26:21 PM  
8 votes:

bughunter: They don't call it a blow job for nuthin'.


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2020-06-30 12:06:08 PM  
8 votes:
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2020-06-30 1:15:18 PM  
6 votes:

sleep lack: MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED COVID 19 DICKS!


In a row?
 
2020-06-30 12:33:49 PM  
6 votes:
I hope they dont test for this the same way they do when they shove a giant q tip up peoples noses
 
2020-06-30 12:24:43 PM  
6 votes:
I guess you can catch COVID coming or going.
 
2020-06-30 12:20:33 PM  
5 votes:
See that farkettes??!?!?

If you swallow the semen will absorb the virus and sacrifice itself for your health!

Be safe out there!
 
2020-06-30 12:17:00 PM  
4 votes:
I think it was the port call in Da Nang, wasn't it?
 
2020-06-30 7:49:44 PM  
3 votes:

Ambitwistor: AAAAGGGGHHHH: Ambitwistor: AAAAGGGGHHHH: doomjesse: AAAAGGGGHHHH: I know it rubs against the grain of popular opinion, but this is making me even more convinced that this virus was an escaped bio-weapon. It seems to have more ways of breaking into a person's immune system than a  safecracker and it's a Swiss Army Knife of symptoms & long-lasting damage. If I were to create a "Doomsday Weapon" virus, Covid-19 would be it.

Never ascribe to human cruelty that which can be ascribed to ignorance.  Cruelty does lots of damage but our ignorance does far more.

Okay. Please explain to me how this thing could suddenly come out of nowhere, with no prior incarnations. What prior strain did COVID-19 naturally mutate from?

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That's not an explanation. I just want to see what you have that backs up your theory.

I don't have "a theory" and it's on you to support your conspiracy theory,  it me. There are a zillion natural coronavirus strains. We will never be able to trace it back to any particular lineage because they're not cataloged, but genetically it doesn't show any indicators of artificial manipulation, or any unusual amount of variation whatsoever from the natural genetic diversity found in wild coronaviruses.


Tell me how a virus like this, with no prior strain to track any prediction, can suddenly pop up and fark up the human body in so many ways the ways it does, and be SUPER spreading? This is no flu.

Dunno about you Mister Ham, but I believe in evolution, and viruses just don't evolve that fast & radically.
 
2020-06-30 2:18:42 PM  
3 votes:

Bartleby the Scrivener: sleep lack: MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED COVID 19 DICKS!

In a row?


Tell her to try not to suck any dick on her way to the Trump rally.
 
2020-06-30 2:01:33 PM  
3 votes:

hobnail: Mikey1969: EdgeRunner: Mikey1969: LesserEvil: Could people STOP calling COVID-19 a "respiratory virus"?!??!?

It's a virus that, among its more common effects, causes SARS.

SARS is not a virus, it's a syndrome caused by various diseases (viral and bacterial).

It is, however, firmly conflated with SARS-CoV, the variant of Coronavirus that appeared in 2003.

Could all of the doctors stop calling it that when they make public appearances? Maybe you should start with the actual responsible parties?

I don't care what they call it as long as they get hold of it and beat it.

I have a similar policy for second dates.

I call it 'Hector'. The wife seems OK with that.

I think there's a Trojan joke in here somewhere.


If I ever start a band, it'll be called Trojan.

A -rubber- band.
 
2020-06-30 1:45:02 PM  
3 votes:

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: Corona Virus are my balls


Sigh... ate* my balls
 
2020-06-30 12:58:11 PM  
3 votes:
i am trying to get the virus out with the vacuum cleaner now.

/that is what i told the wife when she caught me...
 
2020-06-30 12:39:44 PM  
3 votes:

mikaloyd: I hope they dont test for this the same way they do when they shove a giant q tip up peoples noses


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2020-06-30 12:30:37 PM  
3 votes:
Great. Now the slobs in No Lives Matter are going to think mandates to wear pants somehow infringe upon their freedoms
 
2020-06-30 12:20:17 PM  
3 votes:

hobnail: I think it was the port call in Da Nang, wasn't it?


Is that on the way to Poon Tang?
 
2020-06-30 12:03:51 PM  
3 votes:
Don't kink shame.
 
2020-06-30 1:49:04 PM  
2 votes:
When a man and a bat love each other very much ...
 
2020-06-30 1:33:17 PM  
2 votes:

Mikey1969: EdgeRunner: Mikey1969: LesserEvil: Could people STOP calling COVID-19 a "respiratory virus"?!??!?

It's a virus that, among its more common effects, causes SARS.

SARS is not a virus, it's a syndrome caused by various diseases (viral and bacterial).

It is, however, firmly conflated with SARS-CoV, the variant of Coronavirus that appeared in 2003.

Could all of the doctors stop calling it that when they make public appearances? Maybe you should start with the actual responsible parties?

I don't care what they call it as long as they get hold of it and beat it.

I have a similar policy for second dates.

I call it 'Hector'. The wife seems OK with that.


I think there's a Trojan joke in here somewhere.
 
2020-06-30 1:08:44 PM  
2 votes:

mikaloyd: I hope they dont test for this the same way they do when they shove a giant q tip up peoples noses


Sounding painful.
 
2020-06-30 1:02:14 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-06-30 12:49:51 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-06-30 12:20:55 PM  
2 votes:
They don't call it a blow job for nuthin'.
 
2020-06-30 12:07:54 PM  
2 votes:
Subby's dad needed a fix.
 
2020-06-30 1:54:55 PM  
1 vote:
I find it odd that the Chinese didn't lock down hard until they found out it effects their most manly parts and then went into full panic mode.

This is going to be very bad for some endangered animals.
 
2020-06-30 1:12:00 PM  
1 vote:

EdgeRunner: Mikey1969: LesserEvil: Could people STOP calling COVID-19 a "respiratory virus"?!??!?

It's a virus that, among its more common effects, causes SARS.

SARS is not a virus, it's a syndrome caused by various diseases (viral and bacterial).

It is, however, firmly conflated with SARS-CoV, the variant of Coronavirus that appeared in 2003.

Could all of the doctors stop calling it that when they make public appearances? Maybe you should start with the actual responsible parties?

I don't care what they call it as long as they get hold of it and beat it.

I have a similar policy for second dates.


I call it 'Hector'. The wife seems OK with that.
 
2020-06-30 12:49:32 PM  
1 vote:
I think it might be my fault. Sorry.
 
2020-06-30 12:42:59 PM  
1 vote:

Mikey1969: LesserEvil: Could people STOP calling COVID-19 a "respiratory virus"?!??!?

It's a virus that, among its more common effects, causes SARS.

SARS is not a virus, it's a syndrome caused by various diseases (viral and bacterial).

It is, however, firmly conflated with SARS-CoV, the variant of Coronavirus that appeared in 2003.

Could all of the doctors stop calling it that when they make public appearances? Maybe you should start with the actual responsible parties?


I don't care what they call it as long as they get hold of it and beat it.

I have a similar policy for second dates.
 
2020-06-30 12:35:29 PM  
1 vote:
Coronavirus didn't get into semen, semen got into coronavirus. People got so horny during lockdown, they finally gave in and got down with the sickness.
 
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