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2020-06-30 11:14:17 AM  
Or I'm also good with him wearing a bag over his head, since the hoods are always stained with bronzer and in the wash.
 
2020-06-30 11:14:32 AM  
He'll just recycle one of his "whatever happened to FOX, they used to be great" tweets.
 
2020-06-30 11:17:53 AM  

Any Pie Left: Or I'm also good with him wearing a bag over his head, since the hoods are always stained with bronzer and in the wash.


He's a toddler he will end up putting a plastic produce bag over his head in a grocery store and suffocate.

/not that I would have a problem with this
 
2020-06-30 11:20:38 AM  
"No. I don't wanna and you can't make me"
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2020-06-30 11:34:34 AM  
"I don't see any downside to the president wearing a mask in public,"

Me neither. It means less of that face to look at. And now I have agreed with a Fox host. I need a shower.
 
2020-06-30 11:38:49 AM  
Trump doesn't want to set a good example or being a good role model. That would involve caring about the welfare of others and he just doesn't. He can't even fake it.

He doesn't care, he'll do what he wants and we can all just suck it.
 
2020-06-30 11:38:52 AM  

Unobtanium: "I don't see any downside to the president wearing a mask in public,"

Me neither. It means less of that face to look at. And now I have agreed with a Fox host. I need a shower.


Trump sees a downside.  Someone told him he's wrong and encouraged him to do the right thing.

His oppositional defiant disorder will not permit him to tolerate that.
 
2020-06-30 11:38:57 AM  

styckx: Any Pie Left: Or I'm also good with him wearing a bag over his head, since the hoods are always stained with bronzer and in the wash.

He's a toddler he will end up putting a plastic produce bag over his head in a grocery store and suffocate.

/not that I would have a problem with this


Hence the reason that I would recommend the triple bag and a zip tie to make sure em...no virus...em got in.
 
2020-06-30 11:39:57 AM  
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He has a jowl spillage issue when wearing a mask!
 
2020-06-30 11:41:51 AM  
Think of all the time that will be saved by him (or the makeup artist) since most of his face will no longer need whatever orange shiat is used on his face.
 
2020-06-30 11:46:34 AM  
COVER YOUR FREAKIN' FACE! - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody
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2020-06-30 11:46:48 AM  

hugram: Think of all the time that will be saved by him (or the makeup artist) since most of his face will no longer need whatever orange shiat is used on his face.


No, he'll just hire force the makeup "artist" wash the orange off the inside of the masks each day.
 
2020-06-30 12:01:30 PM  
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2020-06-30 12:01:41 PM  
They haven't found any in the exact shade of his makeup yet.
 
2020-06-30 12:01:58 PM  

Circusdog320: [Fark user image 630x407]

He has a jowl spillage issue when wearing a mask!


Knowing him, he'd likely leave his nose uncovered like about 15% of mask-wearing people I've encountered around here.
 
2020-06-30 12:03:16 PM  
It's finally dawning on the right that they can't bullshiat away the pandemic. They are desperately trying to get Trump to actually act like an adult for once to save their political bacon.

Good luck guys!
 
2020-06-30 12:03:17 PM  
If trump started wearing a mask it would feel to him that he was admitting he was actually wrong about something.

In other words - not gonna' happen.
 
2020-06-30 12:04:02 PM  
Hey only 4 months late Fox & Friends. Grate jorb nutballz!
 
2020-06-30 12:04:08 PM  
Just get an orange mask with an anus mouth shape printed on it.

Who could tell the difference?
 
2020-06-30 12:04:43 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Circusdog320: [Fark user image 630x407]

He has a jowl spillage issue when wearing a mask!

Knowing him, he'd likely leave his nose uncovered like about 15% of mask-wearing people I've encountered around here.


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2020-06-30 12:05:03 PM  
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2020-06-30 12:05:08 PM  
No, don't wear a mask.

In fact, you should hold more rallies without a mask.  Maybe shake more hands.  Get into the crowd more.
 
2020-06-30 12:05:28 PM  
Too late, ya shiats.

You're sowed this and now it's time for the harvest.
 
2020-06-30 12:05:40 PM  

eiger: It's finally dawning on the right that they can't bullshiat away the pandemic. They are desperately trying to get Trump to actually act like an adult for once to save their political bacon.

Good luck guys!


And I mean that both sincerely and mockingly. Sincerely because I think, even at this point, if Trump were to start wearing a mask it would do a lot of good. Mockingly because we all know he won't listen or change his mind, and the right is drowning in the pool of shiat they made. Unfortunately, so are we.
 
2020-06-30 12:05:49 PM  
*you
 
2020-06-30 12:06:30 PM  
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2020-06-30 12:07:36 PM  
The RINOS at Faux DARE to question the God-Emperor?
 
2020-06-30 12:08:29 PM  
Painted himself in a corner making fun of Biden wearing one. What a moron.
 
2020-06-30 12:09:27 PM  
He'll never start wearing a mask.  That would be to admit he was wrong about something.
 
2020-06-30 12:09:43 PM  

eiger: It's finally dawning on the right that they can't bullshiat away the pandemic.


To paraphrase my farky for Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Thread: "It'll be a cold day in hell before I take advice from liberals on what the GOP can bullshiat away!"

// they've decided 2 or 3 times since April that the pandemic is over
// what's going to stop them from declaring it again in July, August, September, October, ...
 
2020-06-30 12:09:55 PM  
If he just hasn't found one that suits his personality, I'm happy to help.

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2020-06-30 12:09:59 PM  
It's masks or talk about the treason and Fox News isn't going to talk about the treason.
 
2020-06-30 12:10:36 PM  

Any Pie Left: Or I'm also good with him wearing a bag over his head, since the hoods are always stained with bronzer and in the wash.


A mask will totally fark up his spray tan.

I bet we never ever see him wear one.
 
2020-06-30 12:10:55 PM  

Ambivalence: Trump doesn't want to set a good example or being a good role model. That would involve caring about the welfare of others and he just doesn't. He can't even fake it.

He doesn't care, he'll do what he wants and we can all just suck it.


Like all conservatives
 
2020-06-30 12:11:30 PM  

LarryDan43: It's masks or talk about the treason and Fox News isn't going to talk about the treason.


At this rate I'm expecting him to drop Pence.
 
2020-06-30 12:11:34 PM  
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That Sheldon Adelson pale.
 
2020-06-30 12:11:43 PM  

Walker: "No. I don't wanna and you can't make me"
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The way he has those lips pursed seems exactly like how Veruca Salt has her lips pursed during her "calm moment" in the I Want It Now number.
 
2020-06-30 12:12:46 PM  
They must've finally got some polling done that shows that part of their sinking numbers are from their anti-science/anti-mask approach.  The only science they believe in is psephology
 
2020-06-30 12:13:41 PM  

LarryDan43: It's masks or talk about the treason and Fox News isn't going to talk about the treason.


Oh, I'm sure they could find a better fluff piece to distract from the treason if they really wanted to.

But they won't, because they're lazy.
 
2020-06-30 12:14:34 PM  

GanjSmokr: If trump started wearing a mask it would feel to him that he was admitting he was actually wrong about something.

In other words - not gonna' happen.


I dunno.  They made a little slogan for it using MAGA - that might appeal to him as a way to make money from masks.
 
2020-06-30 12:16:27 PM  

Unobtanium: "I don't see any downside to the president wearing a mask in public,"

Me neither. It means less of that face to look at. And now I have agreed with a Fox host. I need a shower.


That's all right. We all need a shower at least once every month or so.
 
2020-06-30 12:18:23 PM  

lilbjorn: He'll never start wearing a mask.  That would be to admit he was wrong about something.


I thought that about Pence too, but Pence actually wore one this weekend at a church event in Texas
 
2020-06-30 12:18:40 PM  
You should see all they crying about the beaches being closed on OUR NATIONAL BIRTHDAY! Oh lord!

Heck. You would think the beach is a monument or something.
 
2020-06-30 12:18:55 PM  
Hey Donnie!
Wear a face mask, then put this on over it.  No one will know you are wearing a mask!
Trust me.
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2020-06-30 12:22:43 PM  
If Trump ever starts wearing a mask it will be like the scene in episode 9 where Kylo Ren starts wearing his new edgy helmet and Hux get's put on the spot.
 
2020-06-30 12:23:28 PM  
Oh noes! The Dimmycrats have taken over Fox & Friends. Quick... to OANN!
 
2020-06-30 12:23:44 PM  

gunga galunga: Walker: "No. I don't wanna and you can't make me"
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The way he has those lips pursed seems exactly like how Veruca Salt has her lips pursed during her "calm moment" in the I Want It Now number.


I listened to the commentary of that movie and the actress said she was super embarrassed for years because during the dance people could see her underwear. Something no one else ever noticed until she mentioned it. I didn't and still don't.

What does this have to do with Bunkie? Uh, his mask is made with Ivankas undies?

/now THAT is how you stretch a topic
 
2020-06-30 12:31:05 PM  

lilbjorn: He'll never start wearing a mask.  That would be to admit he was wrong about something.


Oh, but if he does he's going to trumpet from every tower the lie that he was all in and supportive of wearing masks. "No one supported beautiful masks more than me!!!"

Remember how he denied that covid was even a thing until the press conference near the end of March where he majestically praised himself for how seriously he took it from the get go?
 
2020-06-30 12:33:42 PM  
Today Trump tweeted "Fine! Fine! I'll wear my mask in public more!"
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2020-06-30 12:36:23 PM  
HIs safety is paramount.  I believe they should make him wear an N100 mask
 
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