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(Variety)   The ancient Greeks believed that "whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad" and that the sin of Hubris always led to personal destruction   ( divider line
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2020-06-30 11:50:11 AM  
3 votes:
You know, it would be terrible, just terrible for someone to dox Portnoy and call for his home to be firebombed.

It's part of my comedy routine called "We need to kill Dave Portnoy!" You can't take comments like that out of context of the humor!  Why are you trying to cancel me?

/The tattoo means "The Dave, The"
2020-06-30 12:09:38 PM  
3 votes:
ESPN in 2017 canceled "Barstool Van Talk," a late-night comedy/interview show on ESPN2, after just a single episode aired.

He's as "uncancellable" as Heil Honey I'm Home!
2020-06-30 1:08:14 PM  
3 votes:
Wow. A racist Masshole.
Who would have thought that was possible?
2020-06-30 1:53:06 PM  
2 votes:

NewportBarGuy: He's a New England Racist... meaning he really doesn't hate black people specifically... he treats everyone like sh*t and he;s a f*cking dick.

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2020-06-30 11:41:09 AM  
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2020-06-30 1:05:09 PM  
1 vote:
I thought Portnoy's complaint was about the conflict between a desire to be altruistic and the compulsion to be a lecherous pig, but it's actually going to turn out to be whining that you can be fired for being a giant flaming bag of racism.
2020-06-30 1:27:36 PM  
1 vote:

Dr.Fey: hobnail: The term hubris originally referred to buttfarking someone in order to establish dominance and humiliate the victim.

Fortunately the British have now come up with much better ways to do that:

Medics reveal humiliating new trend as knife gangs stab rivals in the backside so they will need to use colostomy bags for the rest of their lives

Degrading Knife Attacks On Rise In Britain

Viewers are horrified as knife crime victim is stabbed in the backside in gangland practice known as 'bagging'

Going to have to come up with a link that ISN'T the Daily Mail before I will believe this is happening or that Knives, or Britain exists
2020-06-30 1:32:35 PM  
1 vote:
For absolutely no reason whatsoever, just putting it out there where Dave Portnoy went to school.

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"Ohio State will not win this game for the next decade." --- Dave Portnoy, 11/26/16.
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