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2020-06-30 10:18:35 AM  
No, a Canadian flag patch on your backpack isn't enough.
 
2020-06-30 10:25:48 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: No, a Canadian flag patch on your backpack isn't enough.


How about a Canadian passport?
 
2020-06-30 11:07:09 AM  
The US, Brazil and Russia have made it on a list of countries whose nationals are indefinitely banned from entering the bloc.

I see we're in good company.
 
2020-06-30 11:12:03 AM  
See, libs!  I told you that President Trump would once again make the world fear America.
 
2020-06-30 11:36:39 AM  
Well, what would expect? It's covid paradise over there.
 
2020-06-30 11:36:49 AM  
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2020-06-30 11:38:11 AM  
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Europe, you son of a biatch!
 
2020-06-30 11:38:49 AM  
But, what will Trump do if he wants to buy another eastern European wife?
 
2020-06-30 11:39:43 AM  
They are very smart to ban the US right now.


The Twitter response from trump should be interesting.
 
2020-06-30 11:39:53 AM  
Does that include mango mantits?
 
2020-06-30 11:40:28 AM  
Remember when the US used to be respected?
 
2020-06-30 11:41:20 AM  
Donnie: "you can't do that! Banning people from specific countries is against international signed agreement law thingies!"
 
2020-06-30 11:43:22 AM  

xanadian: The US, Brazil and Russia have made it on a list of countries whose nationals are indefinitely banned from entering the bloc.

I see we're in good company.


When you find out those are the three countries that are the most successful in our cage fighting competitions, the reality of Europe's rationale becomes very clear.

Given what the twenty-first century has taught and provided us on the matter of the martial arts, it would be a national catastrophe if a plane was to fly into Europe from one of those countries.  The passengers proceeded to pull guard and perform heel hooks on all pedestrian traffic and the rate of leg injuries would skyrocket.

Europe knows that the average person on their streets is a three-stripe purple belt, at-best, and they have used this plague as a convenient excuse to deny the truth, which is that the United States and Brazil and Russia are for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally.

But this is what happens when you feminize countries with socialism, they live vicariously through the collective, and the result is that the European Union, collectively, would be helpless if they were cornered in a back alley by a grandma with an appropriately-sized walking stick.

It's no wonder that we had to bail out Europe when Europe tried to take over Europe during the World Wars.  Only a feminized socialist such as yourself would object to American/Russian/Brazilian superiority.  Goddamn feminized socialists.  Your feminized socialism makes me sick.
 
2020-06-30 11:44:16 AM  
Seriously EU? You're going to allow Russians and Brazilians in?!? I guess they like to have full employment for their contact tracing teams because that's going to keep them very busy.
 
2020-06-30 11:44:25 AM  
Such a shiathole that people are constantly trying to get in while subby and most farkers haven't left yet.
 
2020-06-30 11:45:07 AM  

Mike_LowELL: xanadian: The US, Brazil and Russia have made it on a list of countries whose nationals are indefinitely banned from entering the bloc.

I see we're in good company.

When you find out those are the three countries that are the most successful in our cage fighting competitions, the reality of Europe's rationale becomes very clear.

Given what the twenty-first century has taught and provided us on the matter of the martial arts, it would be a national catastrophe if a plane was to fly into Europe from one of those countries.  The passengers proceeded to pull guard and perform heel hooks on all pedestrian traffic and the rate of leg injuries would skyrocket.

Europe knows that the average person on their streets is a three-stripe purple belt, at-best, and they have used this plague as a convenient excuse to deny the truth, which is that the United States and Brazil and Russia are for the toughest and strongest, both physically and mentally.

But this is what happens when you feminize countries with socialism, they live vicariously through the collective, and the result is that the European Union, collectively, would be helpless if they were cornered in a back alley by a grandma with an appropriately-sized walking stick.

It's no wonder that we had to bail out Europe when Europe tried to take over Europe during the World Wars.  Only a feminized socialist such as yourself would object to American/Russian/Brazilian superiority.  Goddamn feminized socialists.  Your feminized socialism makes me sick.


I'm out of booze.  Mind sharing?
 
2020-06-30 11:45:44 AM  

ImpendingCynic: Donnie: "you can't do that! Banning people from specific countries is against international signed agreement law thingies!"


More like "Ban us? BAN US?! NO! WE BAN YOU!!1" *stomps off to write tell some kid in the hall to draft an executive order...
 
2020-06-30 11:45:47 AM  
I wouldn't want Americans in my country either.  Have you seen us?
 
2020-06-30 11:46:18 AM  
Nevermind, I misread that as countries being allowed in...
 
2020-06-30 11:47:43 AM  

pedrop357: Such a shiathole that people are constantly trying to get in while subby and most farkers haven't left yet.


Well right now we're the COVID capital of the Western World so we don't have room to talk.
 
2020-06-30 11:47:53 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Remember when the US used to be respected?


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2020-06-30 11:47:58 AM  
Anyone who wants to get on an airplane during a worldwide epidemic is an idiot anyways.

As for this hurting my American feelings, meh.
 
2020-06-30 11:48:20 AM  

robodog: Seriously EU? You're going to allow Russians and Brazilians in?!? I guess they like to have full employment for their contact tracing teams because that's going to keep them very busy.


You read the list backwards. Russians and Brazilians aren't allowed in either.
 
2020-06-30 11:49:01 AM  

GrogSmash: I'm out of booze. Mind sharing?


Go for it, I don't drink.  I get high on life, as I madly shiatpost on this messageboard, to the chagrin of individuals who are simply attempting to discuss what they imagine to be the important things that define our world, getting madder and madder as I calmly explain how the Trump Train is coming into Fark Station, and Conductor Donald smiles madly as the guy down the track pulls the switch, assuring that instead of hitting one progressive, Donald will hit five progressives.  It's lit.
 
2020-06-30 11:49:42 AM  
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2020-06-30 11:50:07 AM  

pedrop357: Such a shiathole that people are constantly trying to get in while subby and most farkers haven't left yet.



This statement completely ignores the hundred years of south american interference and regimes the US has overthrown and the poverty, war, and economic instability the US has caused to keep S. America from challenging the US' global power.
 
2020-06-30 11:50:54 AM  

ObscureNameHere: But, what will Trump do if he wants to buy another eastern European wife?


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I'll bet he even gets a discount.
 
2020-06-30 11:52:38 AM  

Mrtraveler01: pedrop357: Such a shiathole that people are constantly trying to get in while subby and most farkers haven't left yet.

Well right now we're the COVID capital of the Western World so we don't have room to talk.


Neither our death nor case rate shows that.
 
2020-06-30 11:53:15 AM  
We're behind Rwanda?
Damn, it's like the World Cup!
 
2020-06-30 11:53:45 AM  

Extra Virgin Geek Olive Oil: pedrop357: Such a shiathole that people are constantly trying to get in while subby and most farkers haven't left yet.


This statement completely ignores the hundred years of south american interference and regimes the US has overthrown and the poverty, war, and economic instability the US has caused to keep S. America from challenging the US' global power.


The US didn't go far enough in trying to suppress the spread of communism in South America.  That said, if we're such a shiathole, why haven't all the people who think that gotten the fark out?
 
2020-06-30 11:54:30 AM  
I am so ashamed to be an American right now. We are an embarrassment in front of the rest of the world. We have raised two generations of entitled Karens and snowflakes who honestly believe civilization should conform to whatever offends them this month, lest they be inconvenienced or get hurt feelings. The sad fact is that our leadership is only a reflection of this problem, not the sole cause of it. It's who we hired for the job. But compound that with Floridians, etc., who won't adhere to basic guidelines and you have the utter disastrous failure we see before us. And the worst is on its way. I am profoundly disturbed that I felt compelled to even write this.
 
2020-06-30 11:54:46 AM  

EvilElecBlanket: Anyone who wants to get on an airplane during a worldwide epidemic is an idiot anyways.

As for this hurting my American feelings, meh.


Does not hurt my feelings at all.
I can't blame them.

It is embarrassing that we are currently under the rule of an orange shiatgibbon, that has brought us to where we are now.
 
2020-06-30 11:56:52 AM  

pedrop357: Mrtraveler01: pedrop357: Such a shiathole that people are constantly trying to get in while subby and most farkers haven't left yet.

Well right now we're the COVID capital of the Western World so we don't have room to talk.

Neither our death nor case rate shows that.


What?

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2020-06-30 11:57:30 AM  

pedrop357: Mrtraveler01: pedrop357: Such a shiathole that people are constantly trying to get in while subby and most farkers haven't left yet.

Well right now we're the COVID capital of the Western World so we don't have room to talk.

Neither our death nor case rate shows that.


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2020-06-30 11:57:42 AM  

pedrop357: The US didn't go far enough in trying to suppress the spread of communism in South America.


Yeah, that was our problem.

*rolls eyes*
 
2020-06-30 11:59:10 AM  

Mrtraveler01: pedrop357: Mrtraveler01: pedrop357: Such a shiathole that people are constantly trying to get in while subby and most farkers haven't left yet.

Well right now we're the COVID capital of the Western World so we don't have room to talk.

Neither our death nor case rate shows that.

What?

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Do you understand how rates work?
 
2020-06-30 11:59:22 AM  

TimeCubeFan: I am so ashamed to be an American right now. We are an embarrassment in front of the rest of the world. We have raised two generations of entitled Karens and snowflakes who honestly believe civilization should conform to whatever offends them this month, lest they be inconvenienced or get hurt feelings. The sad fact is that our leadership is only a reflection of this problem, not the sole cause of it. It's who we hired for the job. But compound that with Floridians, etc., who won't adhere to basic guidelines and you have the utter disastrous failure we see before us. And the worst is on its way. I am profoundly disturbed that I felt compelled to even write this.


Religion and the nuclear family is mocked now. With those going away, something was going to come in a fill the void. Narcissism and consumerism seems to be taking the lead.
 
2020-06-30 11:59:25 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: EvilElecBlanket: Anyone who wants to get on an airplane during a worldwide epidemic is an idiot anyways.

As for this hurting my American feelings, meh.

Does not hurt my feelings at all.
I can't blame them.

It is embarrassing that we are currently under the rule of an orange shiatgibbon, that has brought us to where we are now.


While it's bad to be shunned for having an infectious disease, actually having the disease is worse.   I'll care about people shunning us for letting Trump destroy everything once we no longer have Trump destroying everything.
 
2020-06-30 11:59:30 AM  
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2020-06-30 11:59:30 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: pedrop357: Mrtraveler01: pedrop357: Such a shiathole that people are constantly trying to get in while subby and most farkers haven't left yet.

Well right now we're the COVID capital of the Western World so we don't have room to talk.

Neither our death nor case rate shows that.

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Another farker who doesn't understand how rates work.
 
2020-06-30 12:01:08 PM  

ObscureNameHere: But, what will Trump do if he wants to buy another eastern European wife?


He'll have to go in through the back door.
 
2020-06-30 12:03:47 PM  

Mrtraveler01: pedrop357: Mrtraveler01: pedrop357: Such a shiathole that people are constantly trying to get in while subby and most farkers haven't left yet.

Well right now we're the COVID capital of the Western World so we don't have room to talk.

Neither our death nor case rate shows that.

What?

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Well, we have the highest population in "the Western World", so adjust for deaths per million, and we have lower numbers than UK, Spain, Italy, Sweden, and France.  However, their lockdowns were tougher and therefore more effective, so "right now" we are doing much worse.
 
2020-06-30 12:06:08 PM  

pedrop357: The US didn't go far enough in trying to suppress the spread of communism in South America.


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/Thank you for making it readily apparent that no one needs to take your drivel seriously.
 
2020-06-30 12:11:54 PM  

pedrop357: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: pedrop357: Mrtraveler01: pedrop357: Such a shiathole that people are constantly trying to get in while subby and most farkers haven't left yet.

Well right now we're the COVID capital of the Western World so we don't have room to talk.

Neither our death nor case rate shows that.

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Another farker who doesn't understand how rates work.


They understand rates, just bring up that more whites are killed by cops than other races, and then all the sudden rates matter.
 
2020-06-30 12:11:57 PM  
Whatever. I'm American.  Your Mickey Mouse laws don't apply to me.  I can do whatever I want, or did you forget how we saved the entire world in WW2. All by ourselves.
 
2020-06-30 12:13:32 PM  

robodog: Seriously EU? You're going to allow Russians and Brazilians in?!? I guess they like to have full employment for their contact tracing teams because that's going to keep them very busy.


Wuht?  They're banned along with the US.
 
2020-06-30 12:14:16 PM  

MythDragon: Whatever. I'm American.  Your Mickey Mouse laws don't apply to me.  I can do whatever I want, or did you forget how we saved the entire world in WW2. All by ourselves.


/twitch
 
2020-06-30 12:15:11 PM  

pedrop357: Mrtraveler01: pedrop357: Such a shiathole that people are constantly trying to get in while subby and most farkers haven't left yet.

Well right now we're the COVID capital of the Western World so we don't have room to talk.

Neither our death nor case rate shows that.


"Pay no attention to that enormous pile of dead bodies over there!"
 
2020-06-30 12:15:42 PM  

Eightballjacket: pedrop357: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: pedrop357: Mrtraveler01: pedrop357: Such a shiathole that people are constantly trying to get in while subby and most farkers haven't left yet.

Well right now we're the COVID capital of the Western World so we don't have room to talk.

Neither our death nor case rate shows that.

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Another farker who doesn't understand how rates work.

They understand rates, just bring up that more whites are killed by cops than other races, and then all the sudden rates matter.


I know.  Hell, previous arguments had farkers using raw numbers to defend their point, then immediately going to per capita when I would say that the US had done the most testing.

I'm still not going to let it slide though.
 
2020-06-30 12:15:54 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: pedrop357: Mrtraveler01: pedrop357: Such a shiathole that people are constantly trying to get in while subby and most farkers haven't left yet.

Well right now we're the COVID capital of the Western World so we don't have room to talk.

Neither our death nor case rate shows that.

"Pay no attention to that enormous pile of dead bodies over there!"


How cute.
 
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