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(FactCheck)   NO, the Florida Surgeon general did NOT issue an "emergency alert" telling people to stop wearing masks, in fact he said the exact opposite. YES: Russia is clearly trying to kill us all off via Facebook trolling, and we're dumb enough to help   (factcheck.org) divider line
    More: Obvious, 1978, June, 1980, Florida's COVID-19 cases, 1995, 1958, 1987, 1979  
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2020-06-30 10:00:50 AM  
20 votes:
To be fair, Florida's Surgeon General probably interned in the medical tent at a Kid Rock Tribute Band Festival
 
2020-06-30 11:06:35 AM  
17 votes:

GardenWeasel: It's not misleading or a misrepresentation. The meme is a lie. Even the damn fact checkers can't say the word.

IT'S A LIE.


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2020-06-30 12:00:56 PM  
8 votes:

Gubbo: Everyone who claims that wearing a mask causes, is it CO2 poisoning, must have never once watched a tv show about doctors.

I dunno. I always knew people were stupid. I just, I guess I was too optimistic about just how stupid.


I've largely resisted engaging with these idiots but I couldn't let this one slide.

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2020-06-30 11:50:29 AM  
8 votes:
One glove still encouraged:

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2020-06-30 11:41:47 AM  
6 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: To be fair, Florida's Surgeon General probably interned in the medical tent at a Kid Rock Tribute Band Festival


Joke all you want, but a sheet of acid tabs is a lot more fun than a useless diploma that will just hang on a wall in some stuffy office.
 
2020-06-30 11:52:47 AM  
3 votes:

pc_gator: One glove still encouraged:

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One glove, one love.
 
2020-06-30 12:33:56 PM  
2 votes:

Gubbo: Everyone who claims that wearing a mask causes, is it CO2 poisoning, must have never once watched a tv show about doctors.

I dunno. I always knew people were stupid. I just, I guess I was too optimistic about just how stupid.


Somebody on FB was trying to argue that the masks that medical professionals use are somehow better at letting airflow through, that's why they're not affected by the CO2 poisoning. I'm trying to figure out where they got that information. My response to that was "hold on, as a first-responder, let me take my mask off so you can see the shock on my face at finding out this 'fact'"
 
2020-06-30 12:25:02 PM  
1 vote:
Stop struggling, just let it happen.
 
2020-06-30 12:12:01 PM  
1 vote:
Am I the only one who read that as Florida Sturgeon?
 
2020-06-30 12:09:37 PM  
1 vote:

Magorn: GardenWeasel: It's not misleading or a misrepresentation. The meme is a lie. Even the damn fact checkers can't say the word.

IT'S A LIE.

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Close.

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You know there is a companion cube inside the cake.

/Rosanna Pancino is a diminutive YouTube cooking goddess.
 
2020-06-30 11:43:10 AM  
1 vote:
As someone else noted, the phrase "Avoid it like the plague" needs to be avoided from now on because it's pretty clear humans aren't willing to.
 
2020-06-30 11:42:16 AM  
1 vote:
Mr. Coffee Nerves:

In which case he's the most informed doctor on infections
 
2020-06-30 10:01:15 AM  
1 vote:
Everyone who claims that wearing a mask causes, is it CO2 poisoning, must have never once watched a tv show about doctors.

I dunno. I always knew people were stupid. I just, I guess I was too optimistic about just how stupid.
 
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