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(Fox News)   Cam Newton has bigger balls than Tom Brady   (foxnews.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, American football, Bill Belichick, New England Patriots, Tom Brady, National Football League, Cam Newton's addition, Super Bowl XXXVI, Kurt Warner  
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2020-06-30 10:52:40 AM  
9 votes:

FLMountainMan: skinink: Thanks, sunny, for letting me know that Cam is coming to town. I'll make sure to hide my laptop.

Can you imagine if all the stupid shiat we did during college was forever embedded in the national consciousness?  Granted, I never stole a laptop, and I'm not sure how much Newton has actually matured since college, but sweet jesus, let it go.

I think Cam Newton is a raging asshole, but yeah, he's better for the team than a 43 year old quarterback who was never athletic to begin with.


Side note:

Joking about Jameis Winston and crab legs will never get old.
 
2020-06-30 9:49:00 AM  
6 votes:
At the very least this will be interesting to see how both work out on their respective teams.  I just hope that Jets fans are getting themselves psyched up for wining the division this year, only to face crushing disappointment later.
 
2020-06-30 10:32:50 AM  
5 votes:

skinink: Thanks, sunny, for letting me know that Cam is coming to town. I'll make sure to hide my laptop.


Can you imagine if all the stupid shiat we did during college was forever embedded in the national consciousness?  Granted, I never stole a laptop, and I'm not sure how much Newton has actually matured since college, but sweet jesus, let it go.

I think Cam Newton is a raging asshole, but yeah, he's better for the team than a 43 year old quarterback who was never athletic to begin with.
 
2020-06-30 10:15:22 AM  
5 votes:

JJRRutgers: NewportBarGuy: NBC Sports analyst Chris Simms told The Post.

Why is he employed? By anyone.

The biggest (and only) highlight of the 1997 0-11 Rutgers football campaign was when Chris Simms was sacked when Texas came to visit.


::Major Applewhite seen chuckling softly::
 
2020-06-30 10:00:45 AM  
5 votes:
But they've got the biggest balls of them all...

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2020-06-30 11:22:51 AM  
3 votes:
Real question here: is he stronger than a pinata made by a drunk monkey or will he still be out for the season the first time he takes a solid hit?
 
2020-06-30 10:07:12 AM  
3 votes:

NewportBarGuy: NBC Sports analyst Chris Simms told The Post.

Why is he employed? By anyone.


The biggest (and only) highlight of the 1997 0-11 Rutgers football campaign was when Chris Simms was sacked when Texas came to visit.
 
2020-06-30 9:51:22 AM  
2 votes:
NBC Sports analyst Chris Simms told The Post.

Why is he employed? By anyone.
 
2020-06-30 6:07:37 PM  
1 vote:

FLMountainMan: skinink: Thanks, sunny, for letting me know that Cam is coming to town. I'll make sure to hide my laptop.

Can you imagine if all the stupid shiat we did during college was forever embedded in the national consciousness?  Granted, I never stole a laptop, and I'm not sure how much Newton has actually matured since college, but sweet jesus, let it go.

I think Cam Newton is a raging asshole, but yeah, he's better for the team than a 43 year old quarterback who was never athletic to begin with.


No, I won't let it go because you think I should. And it's just a sports athlete. You should let go of the white knighting. And of any stuff I did in college, none of it involved breaking the law.

What do you care that some famous person gets snarked on? You better not go to the Politics Tab, or else you'll have a seizure over the things people say there.
 
2020-06-30 10:19:25 AM  
1 vote:
Thanks, sunny, for letting me know that Cam is coming to town. I'll make sure to hide my laptop.
 
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