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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Trader Joe's Tiffany has met her mask-free match: Chicken Chucking Chelsea   (wfaa.com) divider line
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2020-06-30 10:36:56 AM  
73 votes:
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2020-06-30 11:22:00 AM  
60 votes:
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2020-06-30 11:26:34 AM  
58 votes:
I've got the perfect mask for her
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2020-06-30 10:47:12 AM  
48 votes:
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Keep chucking that chicken!

 
2020-06-30 10:24:21 AM  
21 votes:
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2020-06-30 10:50:16 AM  
18 votes:
I prefer Pork Pulling Paula. But I'll take what I can get.
 
2020-06-30 11:44:18 AM  
11 votes:

gunga galunga: This is beginning to become a public nuisance.

Seriously, can the cops take fifteen minutes from their busy murdering-unarmed-black-people and rouging-up-peaceful-protesters schedules to slap some cuffs on these Karens? There's gotta be something they can be charged with? Disturbing the peace, anyone?


Putting makeup on protesters, you say?

Go on......
 
2020-06-30 11:38:14 AM  
11 votes:
Next up:
Taco Bell Lucille
Luby's Ruby
Target Margaret
and Wendys
 
2020-06-30 11:22:45 AM  
10 votes:
To be fair it was Buy One, Chuck One. She just got confused is all.
 
2020-06-30 10:52:14 AM  
10 votes:
"She was wearing her mask but by the time she was in line she had taken it off."....The woman stormed out of the grocery store, while waving a mask in her hands. She left the area before officers arrived on the scene.

WTF?  She had one, and had been wearing it.  Checkout is probably one of more important places to wear it (closer quarters).

She Karen Kaboom.

Katie Ka-Boom - Driving Lesson
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2020-06-30 11:27:04 AM  
9 votes:

mikaloyd: Ugh. white women.


ain't nothing uglier than an old, white woman.
~ Fred Sanford.
 
2020-06-30 11:46:27 AM  
7 votes:

chucknasty: pretty clear that these ladies are looking to create a problem. I get it. being in lockdown makes us all a little loopy. I even get the desire to upset libs. unfortunately, this doesn't really upset libs, we all just laugh at you and that just makes the problem worse then you have to double down.

it is also a really good way to get fired, though these two look too young to lose their trophy wife job for another few years.


Yes. I think we've gotten into a cultural zone where the latest thing is Competitive Snits. Everybody sing! "Any snit you can loose I can loose lower. I can loose any snit lower than you."

[w/ apologies to Irving Berlin]
 
2020-06-30 3:38:41 PM  
5 votes:
 
2020-06-30 11:37:09 AM  
5 votes:

vudukungfu: mikaloyd: Ugh. white women.

ain't nothing uglier than an old, white woman.
~ Fred Sanford.


That was a different era:

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2020-06-30 11:28:33 AM  
5 votes:
She accidentally went into the express virus lane for under 20 copies/mL only.
 
2020-06-30 11:23:21 AM  
4 votes:
She sure showed.... someone.... something, I suppose.

Stiggnit!!!!
 
2020-06-30 12:17:03 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-06-30 11:39:12 AM  
3 votes:
Welp, at least it wasn't chicken choking Calvin.
 
2020-06-30 11:37:16 AM  
3 votes:
pretty clear that these ladies are looking to create a problem. I get it. being in lockdown makes us all a little loopy. I even get the desire to upset libs. unfortunately, this doesn't really upset libs, we all just laugh at you and that just makes the problem worse then you have to double down.

it is also a really good way to get fired, though these two look too young to lose their trophy wife job for another few years.
 
2020-06-30 11:31:49 AM  
3 votes:

Calypsocookie: I've got the perfect mask for her
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I'll be in my bunk.
 
2020-06-30 11:29:52 AM  
3 votes:
You ever tried to chuck a chicken?
Friend of mine (Ol' Three finger Joe) says it's a bad idea...
 
2020-06-30 12:18:45 PM  
2 votes:

robodog: gunga galunga: This is beginning to become a public nuisance.

Seriously, can the cops take fifteen minutes from their busy murdering-unarmed-black-people and rouging-up-peaceful-protesters schedules to slap some cuffs on these Karens? There's gotta be something they can be charged with? Disturbing the peace, anyone?

Destruction of property in this case, there's no way the store is going to restock the stuff she threw onto the floor even if it didn't break.


Lol youve never worked at a grocery store
 
2020-06-30 11:45:04 AM  
2 votes:

gunga galunga: This is beginning to become a public nuisance.

Seriously, can the cops take fifteen minutes from their busy murdering-unarmed-black-people and rouging-up-peaceful-protesters schedules to slap some cuffs on these Karens? There's gotta be something they can be charged with? Disturbing the peace, anyone?


You obviously didn't watch the video. She's white.
 
2020-06-30 11:33:49 AM  
2 votes:

Short Victoria's War: You ever tried to chuck a chicken?
Friend of mine (Ol' Three finger Joe) says it's a bad idea...


Chicken chuckin' just ain't right.  Now Turkey Bowling... that's the sport of kings.
 
2020-06-30 11:28:24 AM  
2 votes:
Looks like quite the workout. If she keeps that up her chicken arms are gonna get beefy.
 
2020-06-30 11:22:47 AM  
2 votes:
no matter how pretty someone somewhere has had it up to here with her shiat.
 
2020-06-30 11:20:55 AM  
2 votes:
Ugh. white women.
 
2020-07-01 10:36:08 AM  
1 vote:

Moroning: special20: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Welp, at least it wasn't chicken choking Calvin.

He fought the cops off for a good fifteen minutes while doing it, too.

Have you ever watched videos of cops chasing naked white man masturbating?  None of them wants to be the ONE catching him.


It depends... are we talking about the cops masturbating, the perp, or me?
 
2020-06-30 4:55:04 PM  
1 vote:

Fear the Clam: CrazyCurt: robodog: AngryDragon: This is the end result of the participation trophy culture.  A population of entitled spoiled adult children.

No, this is the result of selfish entitlement, there have been plenty of ME generation Republicans talking about how it's such a burden and restriction of their rights to be required to wear a mask.

Nailed it! I call them the "Me Firsters". They're almost all white and almost all Republican and almost all upper middle class or above in social status. They are always right, always the moist important person in the room, worthy of the best service by employees and know everything in their own fragile personal world. They believe their rights supersede the rights of others. That is the hallmark characteristic of a Me Firster -- they really believe their rights, many of which are invented on the spot, are more important than the rights of anyone else.

/ May the Me Firsters be the first to the grave.

I read all of those as "Me Fister."


You are not alone...
 
2020-06-30 3:04:38 PM  
1 vote:

special20: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Welp, at least it wasn't chicken choking Calvin.

He fought the cops off for a good fifteen minutes while doing it, too.


Have you ever watched videos of cops chasing naked white man masturbating?  None of them wants to be the ONE catching him.
 
2020-06-30 2:43:32 PM  
1 vote:

gameshowhost: I submitted this with a better headline two days ago.

/harumph
//harumph, i must add


As flies to wanton boys, are we to the mods-
   they kill us for their sport.
 
2020-06-30 12:25:05 PM  
1 vote:

Short Victoria's War: You ever tried to chuck a chicken?
Friend of mine (Ol' Three finger Joe) says it's a bad idea...


Some folks like to shake hands with danger.
 
2020-06-30 12:21:16 PM  
1 vote:

AngryDragon: This is the end result of the participation trophy culture.  A population of entitled spoiled adult children.


No, this is the result of selfish entitlement, there have been plenty of ME generation Republicans talking about how it's such a burden and restriction of their rights to be required to wear a mask.
 
2020-06-30 12:13:13 PM  
1 vote:
Wearing the mask is no big deal unless you've been swallowing FOXNews propaganda for three months, then it's the biggest threat to freedom Murica has ever seen.
 
2020-06-30 12:03:43 PM  
1 vote:
Ya..But even though i was wearing a mask, the police showed up while I was choking my chicken in Aisle 3...
BUT I WAS WEARING A MASK!

/didn't actually happen
 
2020-06-30 11:54:04 AM  
1 vote:
If Playboy was still around, they could have done a feature similar to Girls of the ACC (sfw) using some of these women who are throwing mask tantrums in public./Might be showing my age since this started in 1977
 
2020-06-30 11:49:16 AM  
1 vote:

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Welp, at least it wasn't chicken choking Calvin.


He fought the cops off for a good fifteen minutes while doing it, too.
 
2020-06-30 11:46:45 AM  
1 vote:
This is the end result of the participation trophy culture.  A population of entitled spoiled adult children.
 
2020-06-30 11:34:59 AM  
1 vote:

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Short Victoria's War: You ever tried to chuck a chicken?
Friend of mine (Ol' Three finger Joe) says it's a bad idea...

Chicken chuckin' just ain't right.  Now Turkey Bowling... that's the sport of kings.


As I get older I find Beef Bocce more appealing.
 
2020-06-30 11:30:16 AM  
1 vote:
Just one good dog walking would cure all of this.
 
2020-06-30 11:26:33 AM  
1 vote:
2 Buck'd 2 Chuck
 
2020-06-30 11:26:02 AM  
1 vote:
"Grocery store workers had to clean up the mess the woman left behind."

Shocking....
 
2020-06-30 11:26:01 AM  
1 vote:
This is beginning to become a public nuisance.

Seriously, can the cops take fifteen minutes from their busy murdering-unarmed-black-people and rouging-up-peaceful-protesters schedules to slap some cuffs on these Karens? There's gotta be something they can be charged with? Disturbing the peace, anyone?
 
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