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(MSN)   Trump comes to the only possible conclusion for trailing in the polls. His nickname for Biden wasn't mean enough   (msn.com) divider line
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3227 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 Jun 2020 at 12:25 PM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-30 10:03:21 AM  
61 votes:
Trump is so bad at this, that he hasn't hit on "Sloppy Joe" yet.

That's low hanging fruit.
 
2020-06-30 11:36:50 AM  
31 votes:
'Sleepy Joe' ... 'Swampy Joe' or 'Creepy Joe,'" ... The president has settled, at least momentarily, on "Corrupt Joe."

Soon there will be "Uncontrolled Covid Joe," "Hydroxychloroquine Joe," "Russian Bounty Joe," "How could I lose TEXAS Joe," and "What do you mean I'm under arrest I'm the President Joe."
 
2020-06-30 10:13:39 AM  
28 votes:
Coach: Uh, let me, uh, introduce my boys to you, Sam. Uh, this is Peewee, Moose, Juice, Goose, The Tank, The Chancellor, The Bull, The Cannonball Express, Specs, and Dynamic Duo.

Sam:  So, what've you guys been working on so far, Coach?

Coach:  Nicknames.
 
2020-06-30 11:05:36 AM  
15 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Trump is so bad at this, that he hasn't hit on "Sloppy Joe" yet.

That's low hanging fruit.


Too much cross branding. Hearing that just makes me hungry for Sloppy Joe.

Who doesn't love Sloppy Joe? What kind of monster are you? You're Trump. He only likes hamberders.

/Do I have a future as a copy righter?  [sic]
 
2020-06-30 12:30:40 PM  
13 votes:
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2020-06-30 12:32:06 PM  
8 votes:
We should all make up names for ourselves.

biatchin' Badger
Bunker Badger
Sad Saturn
Sandlot Saturn
Baseball Badger

It is not as easy as you think!
 
2020-06-30 12:37:19 PM  
7 votes:
Ugly Kid Joe?
 
2020-06-30 11:49:18 AM  
7 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Trump is so bad at this, that he hasn't hit on "Sloppy Joe" yet.

That's low hanging fruit.


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2020-06-30 11:38:06 AM  
7 votes:
Geriatric Joe, or as I say, Joeriactic!

/I hate Trump
 
2020-06-30 12:35:01 PM  
6 votes:
how about "derelict mountebank joe"? or maybe "ignoble scofflaw joe"?
 
2020-06-30 12:44:04 PM  
4 votes:

Olympic Trolling Judge: The Black Sox were 100 years ago.  The movies about the Black Sox were thirty years ago.


I read this and was like wtf are you talking about? Field of Dreams, is um, holy sh*t Field of Dreams is 30 years old!

I need a nap.
 
2020-06-30 1:09:16 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-06-30 12:39:05 PM  
3 votes:
What is Bunker biatch up to now?
 
2020-06-30 12:34:06 PM  
3 votes:

koder: 'Sleepy Joe' ... 'Swampy Joe' or 'Creepy Joe,'" ... The president has settled, at least momentarily, on "Corrupt Joe."

Soon there will be "Uncontrolled Covid Joe," "Hydroxychloroquine Joe," "Russian Bounty Joe," "How could I lose TEXAS Joe," and "What do you mean I'm under arrest I'm the President Joe."


"Covid Joe" sounds like a song by the Cherry Poppin Daddies.
 
2020-06-30 12:30:45 PM  
3 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Trump is so bad at this, that he hasn't hit on "Sloppy Joe" yet.

That's low hanging fruit.


Mmmm, sloppy joes. Now I'm hungry dammit. Well I could offer a better one Slippy "The Toad" Joe. Granted how many people even remember Star Fox nowadays?
 
2020-06-30 1:22:15 PM  
2 votes:
I had not been keeping up and I had previously been unimpressed with Trump's use of "Sleepy Joe". It really never motivated me, so I was still planning on voting for Biden. His pivot to "Creepy Joe" and "Corrupt Joe" intrigues me somewhat, but I would really like to hear something more creative and unless I do I think that I am going to remain on the fence.
 
2020-06-30 12:45:04 PM  
2 votes:
Looks like I need to go back to elephantery school. *sigh*
 
2020-06-30 12:39:11 PM  
2 votes:

HighOnCraic: Coach: Uh, let me, uh, introduce my boys to you, Sam. Uh, this is Peewee, Moose, Juice, Goose, The Tank, The Chancellor, The Bull, The Cannonball Express, Specs, and Dynamic Duo.

Sam:  So, what've you guys been working on so far, Coach?

Coach:  Nicknames.


Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to Blade!...Laser!...Blazer!
 
2020-06-30 12:36:25 PM  
2 votes:

saturn badger: We should all make up names for ourselves.

biatchin' Badger
Bunker Badger
Sad Saturn
Sandlot Saturn
Baseball Badger

It is not as easy as you think!


Foxy Franco
Fresh Franco
 
2020-06-30 12:28:37 PM  
2 votes:
Perhaps he should practice calling Mr. Biden "sir."
He'll want that when he comes begging for a pardon.
 
2020-06-30 12:28:16 PM  
2 votes:
The worst thing he could call somebody at this point would be "Trump"

That's just too mean, though.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2020-06-30 11:43:34 AM  
2 votes:
Traitor Trump has a nice ring to it
 
2020-06-30 1:39:45 PM  
1 vote:
Trump is correct. Hillary Clinton was the most competent and experienced person to ever run for the office. GOP propaganda made her actual name into a negative slur. He won the communities he needed to, thanks to that.
 
2020-06-30 12:53:58 PM  
1 vote:

Xai: Traitor Trump has a nice ring to it


Trailer Trash Trump is pretty good too.
 
2020-06-30 12:53:30 PM  
1 vote:

Marcus Aurelius: Trump is so bad at this, that he hasn't hit on "Sloppy Joe" yet.

That's low hanging fruit.


I would have gone with Creepy Joe
 
2020-06-30 12:42:45 PM  
1 vote:
He should call his friends Kim and Putin for advice. The communists had the best epithets for their enemies. How about "Imperialist Parasite Joe"?
 
2020-06-30 12:38:49 PM  
1 vote:

Astorix: "The power to define his opponents with belittling nicknames is perhaps Trump's most distinctive and feared political skill."

Seriously what hothouse flower wrote this piece.


Sadly, where's the lie?  He's gotten this far explicitly because he's a vile, miserably rat fark; not in spite of it.
 
2020-06-30 12:33:34 PM  
1 vote:
The description of his schoolyard nicknames as "brand equity" made me want to gnaw my own legs off.

That said, I would have gone with "Clueless Joe", but I'm not sure people would pick up the riff on "Shoeless Joe" Jackson.  The Black Sox were 100 years ago.  The movies about the Black Sox were thirty years ago.
 
2020-06-30 12:30:31 PM  
1 vote:

CrosswordWithAPen: Perhaps he should practice calling Mr. Biden "sir."
He'll want that when he comes begging for a pardon.


Hopefully he has to call him "President-elect Biden" and "Mr. President" in the future.
 
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