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(MSN)   Trump comes to the only possible conclusion for trailing in the polls. His nickname for Biden wasn't mean enough   (msn.com) divider line
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2020-06-30 12:51:44 PM  

Epic Fap Session: Frittata Don rolls off the tongue.


Nah. Trump's simple format is [adjective] [name]. I suggest turning it around and putting his name first and keep it three syllables or less.

Don Failure
Don Twitshiat
Don Loser
 
2020-06-30 12:53:30 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Trump is so bad at this, that he hasn't hit on "Sloppy Joe" yet.

That's low hanging fruit.


I would have gone with Creepy Joe
 
2020-06-30 12:53:38 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Trump is so bad at this, that he hasn't hit on "Sloppy Joe" yet.

That's low hanging fruit.


Joe Biden dresses much nicer than Donny Dotard.  Calling him "Sloppy" would just result in Tired Tulsa Trump memes thrown back in Hair Furor's cheeto-tinged face.
 
2020-06-30 12:53:58 PM  

Xai: Traitor Trump has a nice ring to it


Trailer Trash Trump is pretty good too.
 
2020-06-30 12:56:37 PM  
Joe Job
...got nuthin
 
2020-06-30 12:57:39 PM  

saturn badger: We should all make up names for ourselves.

biatchin' Badger
Bunker Badger
Sad Saturn
Sandlot Saturn
Baseball Badger

It is not as easy as you think!


Tyrone Shoelaces

/not mine, obviously
 
2020-06-30 1:00:49 PM  
Contrary to the article, Trump has never been good at nicknames, because he's dumb and has the vocabulary of an 8-year-old. No nickname Trump has ever come up with comes close to "fartblossom," ffs. That's quality nicknaming right there.
 
2020-06-30 1:07:14 PM  
Sadly I wouldn't be surprised if he starts using Pedo Joe.
 
2020-06-30 1:09:16 PM  
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2020-06-30 1:19:12 PM  

Wyalt Derp: Sadly I wouldn't be surprised if he starts using Pedo Joe.


That would certainly fit with the "every accusation is a confession" theme.
 
2020-06-30 1:22:15 PM  
I had not been keeping up and I had previously been unimpressed with Trump's use of "Sleepy Joe". It really never motivated me, so I was still planning on voting for Biden. His pivot to "Creepy Joe" and "Corrupt Joe" intrigues me somewhat, but I would really like to hear something more creative and unless I do I think that I am going to remain on the fence.
 
2020-06-30 1:39:45 PM  
Trump is correct. Hillary Clinton was the most competent and experienced person to ever run for the office. GOP propaganda made her actual name into a negative slur. He won the communities he needed to, thanks to that.
 
2020-06-30 1:51:19 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Trump is so bad at this, that he hasn't hit on "Sloppy Joe" yet.

That's low hanging fruit.


That's food for the little people. He hasn't ever seen a sloppy joe.
 
2020-06-30 1:58:07 PM  

Nut_456: ffs, Americans are dying from a pandemic that countries with competent leadership has gotten under control.  And this is what the GOP POTUS is concerning himself with.  I just can't even.  FARK.


Who could've predicted that a petty man would have a petty agenda.  Oh, right, just about every sane person.
 
2020-06-30 2:03:30 PM  

saturn badger: Mrtraveler01: You can tell his campaign is flailing.

Now they're running ads trying to tie him to China.

That's old news. They have been working that angle for a few weeks at least on the boards.

They can be slow to take up the game.

Isn't he friends with Gates too?


They've been running a commercial for it on MSNBC to prove to Trump that the campaign is working hard. Parscale is scared to death that Trump is going to fire him.
 
2020-06-30 2:07:57 PM  
Why not LYIN' Biden? It at least kind of rhymes and each word has two syllables.

It's almost like he'd be repeating himself. Which is Trump's trademark.
 
2020-06-30 2:31:21 PM  
It would be a lie to call Biden this, which is right in Trump's wheelhouse.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlM8B​8​BbSYc
 
2020-06-30 2:35:57 PM  
Joe Biden is a man.
 
2020-06-30 2:47:21 PM  
https://www.axios.com/trump-campaign-​b​iden-branding-43b2c6a5-3a06-4b20-b18f-​38429b0faf28.html

It's not at all surprising they're going this route.  It's been the new game plan on right wing radio for a few weeks now and some of those people (Mark Levin is a prominent one) talk to Trump on a semi-regular basis.  But as Jonathan Swann points out in this article, it's hard to figure out how they can paint Biden as simultaneously corrupt and a guy who's suffering from dementia.

And today Biden suggested that Trump is not 'cognitively aware' which was fun to see.
 
2020-06-30 2:55:00 PM  

saturn badger: We should all make up names for ourselves.

biatchin' Badger
Bunker Badger
Sad Saturn
Sandlot Saturn
Baseball Badger

It is not as easy as you think!


Jack Bathsalt
Bob Bathsalt
Dave Bathsalt
Billy Jack
Billy Bob
Billy Davesalt
 
2020-06-30 6:27:50 PM  

Mugato: I take issue with TFA's headline.

Mean Nicknames Was Trump's Only Legit Skill, and Now He's Bad at That, Too

No, he's always been terrible at it. They don't rhyme, there's no alliteration or play on other phrases. They're random and nonsensical.

Marcus Aurelius: Trump is so bad at this, that he hasn't hit on "Sloppy Joe" yet.

That would have easily been his best one, to the point where I'd never believe he came up with it himself.


Yeah, but to a lot of people, 'Sloppy Joe' has very positive connotations.  Warm, delicious comfort food.  Happiness all the way around.

Now, when I think of *Trump*, I think of a Shiatburger, and I lose my appetite.

/And now I'm remembering that I have a pound of ground venison in the freezer, and a can of Manwich sauce, and a pack of buns.
//Venison makes *such* good sloppy joes!  Much less greasy than beef.  And with some sharp cheddar cheese on top...
///I'M VOTING FOR SLOPPY JOE!!!
 
2020-06-30 6:29:31 PM  

Destructor: Marcus Aurelius: Trump is so bad at this, that he hasn't hit on "Sloppy Joe" yet.

That's low hanging fruit.

Too much cross branding. Hearing that just makes me hungry for Sloppy Joe.

Who doesn't love Sloppy Joe? What kind of monster are you? You're Trump. He only likes hamberders.

/Do I have a future as a copy righter?  [sic]


You and me both, friend!  Hope you have access to ground venison!

I really should make my own sauce, but I'm too lazy and not a good enough cook.  And Manwich or Manwich Bold is good enough.
 
2020-06-30 6:30:38 PM  

koder: 'Sleepy Joe' ... 'Swampy Joe' or 'Creepy Joe,'" ... The president has settled, at least momentarily, on "Corrupt Joe."

Soon there will be "Uncontrolled Covid Joe," "Hydroxychloroquine Joe," "Russian Bounty Joe," "How could I lose TEXAS Joe," and "What do you mean I'm under arrest I'm the President Joe."


I'm kinda partial to "President-Elect Joe Biden", myself.
 
2020-06-30 6:35:58 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: saturn badger: We should all make up names for ourselves.

biatchin' Badger
Bunker Badger
Sad Saturn
Sandlot Saturn
Baseball Badger

It is not as easy as you think!

Jack Bathsalt
Bob Bathsalt
Dave Bathsalt
Billy Jack
Billy Bob
Billy Davesalt


I've got it easy - 'Preacher', or 'Reverend'.
 
2020-06-30 10:51:07 PM  
Biden should pick the Senator who first called tiny "Cadet Bonespurs."  She's Asian-American. Wounded combat veteran.  And a Mom.  And in and out of the Senate she is a badass.
 
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