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2020-06-30 8:39:40 AM  
I wonder what a Canadian strip club is like.  Is the stage all canoe themed?  Do all the girls dance to Loverboy and Rush and BTO?  Is the buffet all back bacon, bagles, dried salmon and poutine?
 
2020-06-30 8:54:47 AM  

UberDave: I wonder what a Canadian strip club is like.  Is the stage all canoe themed?  Do all the girls dance to Loverboy and Rush and BTO?  Is the buffet all back bacon, bagles, dried salmon and poutine?


I've been to one in Montreal  I would tell you what it was like, but I honestly don't remember.  So I guess I will describe it as unremarkable.
 
2020-06-30 8:57:39 AM  
you get exposed to a lot of stuff at a strip club, it's just the nature of the game
 
2020-06-30 9:18:24 AM  
Things must be tough in Canada if the Provincial Health Officer has to take a second job at night.
 
2020-06-30 9:31:24 AM  

MrBallou: Things must be tough in Canada if the Provincial Health Officer has to take a second job at night.


She's working her way through college.
 
2020-06-30 9:47:23 AM  
Way to blame the victim.
 
2020-06-30 9:48:19 AM  
I usually pay extra to have her cough on me.
 
2020-06-30 9:48:58 AM  
But seriously, strip clubs are far from essential.

Fap at home, folks. Porn is really, really good these days.
 
2020-06-30 9:49:22 AM  

comrade: I usually pay extra to have her cough on me.


Mr President?
 
2020-06-30 9:49:59 AM  
So if one of the strippers shoots a ping pong ball out at you is it assault with a deadly weapon?
 
2020-06-30 9:52:06 AM  
Not sure if things are still this way in Vancouver, or were ever this way in the rest of Canada, but in the mid-90s I visited Vancouver and a few of the bars we visited had a single stripper pole in the corner, often being used in the middle of the day.

My friends even coined a term for one naked lady - "Lasagna Noodles".
 
2020-06-30 9:52:55 AM  

EvilEgg: UberDave: I wonder what a Canadian strip club is like.  Is the stage all canoe themed?  Do all the girls dance to Loverboy and Rush and BTO?  Is the buffet all back bacon, bagles, dried salmon and poutine?

I've been to one in Montreal  I would tell you what it was like, but I honestly don't remember.  So I guess I will describe it as unremarkable.


Like Anna Nicole Smith's anus?
 
2020-06-30 9:53:10 AM  

UncleDirtNap: So if one of the strippers shoots a ping pong ball out at you is it assault with a deadly weapon?


Yes. The bears will be attracted to the scent.
 
2020-06-30 9:54:11 AM  

UberDave: I wonder what a Canadian strip club is like.  Is the stage all canoe themed?  Do all the girls dance to Loverboy and Rush and BTO?  Is the buffet all back bacon, bagles, dried salmon and poutine?


Since they have $1 coins, you make it hail instead of make it rain.
 
2020-06-30 9:54:37 AM  

UberDave: I wonder what a Canadian strip club is like.  Is the stage all canoe themed?  Do all the girls dance to Loverboy and Rush and BTO?  Is the buffet all back bacon, bagles, dried salmon and poutine?


I know this isn't a serious question, but it probably varies by region. In Niagara Falls, ON they are full nude and tipping the girl means you lie on stage with the toonie in your mouth, she the dancer can straddle you and use her boobs to lift it out.
 
2020-06-30 9:55:56 AM  
Yellow Beard:

That's the jome
 
2020-06-30 9:56:59 AM  

UberDave: I wonder what a Canadian strip club is like.  Is the stage all canoe themed?  Do all the girls dance to Loverboy and Rush and BTO?  Is the buffet all back bacon, bagles, dried salmon and poutine?


That's not the buffet, that's the dancers.
 
2020-06-30 9:56:59 AM  
kittyhas1000legs:

Put a toonie is your mouth only to get it picked up by a pair of lips
 
2020-06-30 9:57:46 AM  
Further news on the radio about this today:

One of the conditions for businesses to be allowed to reopen is that they have submit a health and safety plan on how the will minimize risk to staff and patrons. Brandi's submitted a plan but ... you might want to sit down for this ... they ignored it.
 
2020-06-30 10:00:34 AM  

50th: Not sure if things are still this way in Vancouver, or were ever this way in the rest of Canada, but in the mid-90s I visited Vancouver and a few of the bars we visited had a single stripper pole in the corner, often being used in the middle of the day.

My friends even coined a term for one naked lady - "Lasagna Noodles".


Went to one in Northern BC in the afternoon.  The music started, the lady walked on to stage and promptly passed out.  DJ played the rest of her set, and the bouncer carried her off the stage, and the introduced the next one.... probably the saddest thing I had seen to that point.

Small town circuits are not good...
 
2020-06-30 10:00:37 AM  

AuralArgument: kittyhas1000legs:

Put a toonie is your mouth only to get it picked up by a pair of lips


100% This
 
2020-06-30 10:01:53 AM  
If one of those ping pong balls land in your beer, show the bartender and demand a new glass.
Soory.
 
2020-06-30 10:02:19 AM  

robodog: comrade: I usually pay extra to have her cough on me.

Mr President?


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2020-06-30 10:03:55 AM  

UberDave: I wonder what a Canadian strip club is like.  Is the stage all canoe themed?  Do all the girls dance to Loverboy and Rush and BTO?  Is the buffet all back bacon, bagles, dried salmon and poutine?


Yes
But only between periods of the hockey game
 
2020-06-30 10:04:14 AM  

UberDave: I wonder what a Canadian strip club is like.  Is the stage all canoe themed?  Do all the girls dance to Loverboy and Rush and BTO?  Is the buffet all back bacon, bagles, dried salmon and poutine?


As someone who has been to strip clubs in every Province in Canada (except Saskatchean - because I couldn't find one), I can tell you that they are all very different.

They have some similarities by city but vary greatly by Province.

Commonalities:
1) 3 song sets (boobs by second song and muff by third)
2) Some form of extra revenue: lap dances, champagne room dances, loonie toss (this one was in Alberta and the weirdest)
 
2020-06-30 10:05:00 AM  

MrBallou: Things must be tough in Canada if the Provincial Health Officer has to take a second job at night.


Worst than you think.  Provincial Health Officer is her second job.
 
2020-06-30 10:05:17 AM  
Here in Ohio, a friend runs a club.
/they bypass social distancing etc by having the strippers hold a drink tray during lapdances etc,
//not my bag , baby but it's admittedly clever...
 
2020-06-30 10:05:36 AM  
exactly another busy Karen :(
 
2020-06-30 10:06:28 AM  

50th: Not sure if things are still this way in Vancouver, or were ever this way in the rest of Canada, but in the mid-90s I visited Vancouver and a few of the bars we visited had a single stripper pole in the corner, often being used in the middle of the day.

My friends even coined a term for one naked lady - "Lasagna Noodles".


Daytime strippers are sad. My friends and I used to go to a club on Saturday around noon for the free steak lunch. You had to buy a beer, and the steaks were mediocre and you got a baked potato. Everyone bought a round of beer, so three beers and a steak and potato lunch was good times.

Anyways, sometimes you see strippers hanging at a table with some moneyed dude just staring at the food like they had not eaten in a week. The old ladies would always do a circuit on the stages. One was nicknamed 'the Building' as she was old enough to come with the building decades ago when it opened. The other was nicknamed Thorozine Shuffle for the way she grandma danced on the stage.

The only daytime strippers I have seen with an A-rating was at a club in Detroit. It was amazing, so when my friends visited we stayed there for 12 hours. Daytime awesome ended up changing to the night shift and we were lucky not to get beat up by the Russian mob bouncers.
 
2020-06-30 10:08:36 AM  

WonderDave1: 50th: Not sure if things are still this way in Vancouver, or were ever this way in the rest of Canada, but in the mid-90s I visited Vancouver and a few of the bars we visited had a single stripper pole in the corner, often being used in the middle of the day.

My friends even coined a term for one naked lady - "Lasagna Noodles".

Went to one in Northern BC in the afternoon.  The music started, the lady walked on to stage and promptly passed out.  DJ played the rest of her set, and the bouncer carried her off the stage, and the introduced the next one.... probably the saddest thing I had seen to that point.

Small town circuits are not good...


Having spent a summer in Northern BC, this story tracks.
 
2020-06-30 10:08:39 AM  

UberDave: I wonder what a Canadian strip club is like.  Is the stage all canoe themed?  Do all the girls dance to Loverboy and Rush and BTO?  Is the buffet all back bacon, bagles, dried salmon and poutine?


In Windsor - fully nude, serve alcohol, no touching. Otherwise very similar to US strip clubs.You tip in ($1 and $2) coins, which is kind of strange, but they sometimes do fun games where you try to fip coins into a cup between their breasts and stuff.
 
2020-06-30 10:08:44 AM  
Toss 'em Loonies!!  make it hail!
 
2020-06-30 10:08:49 AM  
I wonder how many husbands are thinking up cover stories, for how they caught the COVID.
 
2020-06-30 10:10:28 AM  
In Dave Chapelle's voice: "What is a, Loonie?"
 
2020-06-30 10:15:12 AM  

comrade: I usually pay extra to have her cough on me.


It's always better when the stripper cries coughs.
 
2020-06-30 10:15:57 AM  
meanmutton:

Hi neighborino.....

Careful at the cat themed place near the university
 
2020-06-30 10:16:16 AM  
 
2020-06-30 10:17:40 AM  
A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying
Youtube 4uqbJE5nnt8

Nsfw
 
2020-06-30 10:18:00 AM  

NearCanuck: I wonder how many husbands are thinking up cover stories, for how they caught the COVID.


Unlike some other things, COVID is communicable through casual social contact.  "Must've been an American who snuck across the border."

/or a toilet seat
 
2020-06-30 10:22:41 AM  

McGrits: 50th: Not sure if things are still this way in Vancouver, or were ever this way in the rest of Canada, but in the mid-90s I visited Vancouver and a few of the bars we visited had a single stripper pole in the corner, often being used in the middle of the day.

My friends even coined a term for one naked lady - "Lasagna Noodles".

Daytime strippers are sad. My friends and I used to go to a club on Saturday around noon for the free steak lunch. You had to buy a beer, and the steaks were mediocre and you got a baked potato. Everyone bought a round of beer, so three beers and a steak and potato lunch was good times.

Anyways, sometimes you see strippers hanging at a table with some moneyed dude just staring at the food like they had not eaten in a week. The old ladies would always do a circuit on the stages. One was nicknamed 'the Building' as she was old enough to come with the building decades ago when it opened. The other was nicknamed Thorozine Shuffle for the way she grandma danced on the stage.

The only daytime strippers I have seen with an A-rating was at a club in Detroit. It was amazing, so when my friends visited we stayed there for 12 hours. Daytime awesome ended up changing to the night shift and we were lucky not to get beat up by the Russian mob bouncers.


My strip club days are done but across the river at Le Pigale (Quebec side), you will see day strippers that would put the headline of most other strip clubs to shame.  Best looking strippers I have ever seen were at the Chez Paris (spelling) in Montreal.   All tens.
 
2020-06-30 10:25:20 AM  

mrshowrules: McGrits: 50th: Not sure if things are still this way in Vancouver, or were ever this way in the rest of Canada, but in the mid-90s I visited Vancouver and a few of the bars we visited had a single stripper pole in the corner, often being used in the middle of the day.

My friends even coined a term for one naked lady - "Lasagna Noodles".

Daytime strippers are sad. My friends and I used to go to a club on Saturday around noon for the free steak lunch. You had to buy a beer, and the steaks were mediocre and you got a baked potato. Everyone bought a round of beer, so three beers and a steak and potato lunch was good times.

Anyways, sometimes you see strippers hanging at a table with some moneyed dude just staring at the food like they had not eaten in a week. The old ladies would always do a circuit on the stages. One was nicknamed 'the Building' as she was old enough to come with the building decades ago when it opened. The other was nicknamed Thorozine Shuffle for the way she grandma danced on the stage.

The only daytime strippers I have seen with an A-rating was at a club in Detroit. It was amazing, so when my friends visited we stayed there for 12 hours. Daytime awesome ended up changing to the night shift and we were lucky not to get beat up by the Russian mob bouncers.

My strip club days are done but across the river at Le Pigale (Quebec side), you will see day strippers that would put the headline of most other strip clubs to shame.  Best looking strippers I have ever seen were at the Chez Paris (spelling) in Montreal.   All tens.


Spelled "Chez Parée" but that was 20 years ago.  That place and Supersex were the most famous peeler bars in Montreal but they have at least a couple dozen clubs.
 
2020-06-30 10:34:33 AM  
The last time I went through Canada was about 15 years ago. I was with a surveying crew driving our equipment up to Alaska, and we went to a strip club in Calgary (I think). The strippers were up on a stage you tossed or bounced loonies and toonies (1 and 2 $ coins) into a bucket. Between dances, they would lower a projection screen and show show a hockey game in progress. The hockey portion of the show far exceeded the dancing, and we left after half an hour
 
2020-06-30 10:37:10 AM  

meanmutton: UberDave: I wonder what a Canadian strip club is like.  Is the stage all canoe themed?  Do all the girls dance to Loverboy and Rush and BTO?  Is the buffet all back bacon, bagles, dried salmon and poutine?

In Windsor - fully nude, serve alcohol, no touching. Otherwise very similar to US strip clubs.You tip in ($1 and $2) coins, which is kind of strange, but they sometimes do fun games where you try to fip coins into a cup between their breasts and stuff.


Back when I would go to the clubs in Windsor (early-mid 80's) the girls were stunning, much better than in the US.... plus some wee from Quebec & Montreal  and had cute French accents.... they'd bring over a little box (!) to stand on & dance right at the table..... good times...
what? Yes, coming dear.....
 
2020-06-30 10:39:50 AM  

meanmutton: UberDave: I wonder what a Canadian strip club is like.  Is the stage all canoe themed?  Do all the girls dance to Loverboy and Rush and BTO?  Is the buffet all back bacon, bagles, dried salmon and poutine?

In Windsor - fully nude, serve alcohol, no touching. Otherwise very similar to US strip clubs.You tip in ($1 and $2) coins, which is kind of strange, but they sometimes do fun games where you try to fip coins into a cup between their breasts and stuff.


"The Windsor Ballet"

/Learned that from a friend who is originally from Michigan.
 
2020-06-30 10:40:44 AM  

mrshowrules: McGrits: 50th: Not sure if things are still this way in Vancouver, or were ever this way in the rest of Canada, but in the mid-90s I visited Vancouver and a few of the bars we visited had a single stripper pole in the corner, often being used in the middle of the day.

My friends even coined a term for one naked lady - "Lasagna Noodles".

Daytime strippers are sad. My friends and I used to go to a club on Saturday around noon for the free steak lunch. You had to buy a beer, and the steaks were mediocre and you got a baked potato. Everyone bought a round of beer, so three beers and a steak and potato lunch was good times.

Anyways, sometimes you see strippers hanging at a table with some moneyed dude just staring at the food like they had not eaten in a week. The old ladies would always do a circuit on the stages. One was nicknamed 'the Building' as she was old enough to come with the building decades ago when it opened. The other was nicknamed Thorozine Shuffle for the way she grandma danced on the stage.

The only daytime strippers I have seen with an A-rating was at a club in Detroit. It was amazing, so when my friends visited we stayed there for 12 hours. Daytime awesome ended up changing to the night shift and we were lucky not to get beat up by the Russian mob bouncers.

My strip club days are done but across the river at Le Pigale (Quebec side), you will see day strippers that would put the headline of most other strip clubs to shame.  Best looking strippers I have ever seen were at the Chez Paris (spelling) in Montreal.   All tens.


And the muscular cyborg German dudes
Dance with sexy French Canadians...

Wheels
Youtube GO1IaRnOn_g
 
2020-06-30 10:42:05 AM  
30 years ago I attended (what was referred to at the Canadian customs entry point in Buffalo, NY), the Canadian Ballet.

For $5 American, a beautiful woman would perform a ritual known to the locals as a "table dance", where upon said beautiful woman would hop up on the table and gyrate in relation to the beat of whatever song was playing. An impromptu interpretation of the music relying upon physical motion to explain the beautiful woman's level of arousal.  Clothing seemed to become an encumbrance to her motion as the dance proceeded, to be removed upon the introduction of more American money.  After introducing about $25 dollars to the local entertainment district, the dance had taken a measurable stride toward an anatomy course.

I graduated that course with full honors in about 30 minutes, There is no free education in Canada for immigrants, so my expenses had increased to a total of $125, which I gladly had paid in regular installments throughout my education.

Sadly I was required to depend upon the generosity of other attendees for the Animal Adventure, which was not so much a zoological experience as it was a nearly naked 28 year old woman reproducing her observation of her pet cat clean itself.

I would recommend the Canadian Ballet experience for anyone visiting Canada for a short period of time in need of overpriced drinks and relaxation.  Would attend again.
 
2020-06-30 10:42:19 AM  

fredsnake: exactly another busty Karen :( :)


FTFM
 
2020-06-30 10:43:32 AM  

UberDave: I wonder what a Canadian strip club is like.  Is the stage all canoe themed?  Do all the girls dance to Loverboy and Rush and BTO?  Is the buffet all back bacon, bagles, dried salmon and poutine?


Have you seen Deadpool?  The strip club scene was filmed at No. 5 Orange in Vancouver.

/Granted, it's a fictional movie and not a documentary, so YMMV.
 
2020-06-30 10:44:20 AM  
Side note:

The strip clubs in Portland, OR are a lot of fun.
 
2020-06-30 10:54:16 AM  

Yellow Beard: EvilEgg: UberDave: I wonder what a Canadian strip club is like.  Is the stage all canoe themed?  Do all the girls dance to Loverboy and Rush and BTO?  Is the buffet all back bacon, bagles, dried salmon and poutine?

I've been to one in Montreal  I would tell you what it was like, but I honestly don't remember.  So I guess I will describe it as unremarkable.

Like Anna Nicole Smith's anus?


Did you see it after the oil hit it?  Because it's totally different..
 
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