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2020-06-30 1:08:17 PM  
7 votes:

FLMountainMan: Unikitty: I wish he would stop fronting and either be single or be seen with a guy and just deal with the fallout from his family. There's a grandchild in the family now, the pressure is off.

THIS.  If somebody doesn't marry by the time they're forty, and is in any way attractive, they are a homosexual.


So I married later in life.  In my mid-thirties my mom called and wanted to make sure I was coming to Thanksgiving.  it went a little like this:
Are you bringing a date?
No mom
Why don't you bring a date
Because I am not dating anyone right now
You know.  Whoever you bring we will love them no matter who they are.
What?
I'm just saying, whoever you brought, if you loved them, we would love them too.
Mom I'm not gay
Sure you aren't...
 
2020-06-30 12:44:28 PM  
6 votes:

Unikitty: I wish he would stop fronting and either be single or be seen with a guy and just deal with the fallout from his family. There's a grandchild in the family now, the pressure is off.


THIS.  If somebody doesn't marry by the time they're forty, and is in any way attractive, they are a homosexual.
 
2020-06-30 10:27:09 AM  
6 votes:
Watch out, Ryan. That crossroads demon doesn't simply forget the deals he makes.
 
2020-06-30 2:07:39 PM  
4 votes:

xxBirdMadGirlxx: FLMountainMan: Unikitty: I wish he would stop fronting and either be single or be seen with a guy and just deal with the fallout from his family. There's a grandchild in the family now, the pressure is off.

THIS.  If somebody doesn't marry by the time they're forty, and is in any way attractive, they are a homosexual.

That's an awfully broad brush you got there.


I was a late bloomer and played the hell out of the field (in a serial monogamist sort of way).  Happened to meet the perfect girl in my late thirties and literally started saving for a ring after our second date.  But if I hadn't met her, I would probably still be single now and attracted to men.  Really dodged a bullet.
 
2020-06-30 2:10:09 PM  
3 votes:

FLMountainMan: xxBirdMadGirlxx: FLMountainMan: Unikitty: I wish he would stop fronting and either be single or be seen with a guy and just deal with the fallout from his family. There's a grandchild in the family now, the pressure is off.

THIS.  If somebody doesn't marry by the time they're forty, and is in any way attractive, they are a homosexual.

That's an awfully broad brush you got there.

I was a late bloomer and played the hell out of the field (in a serial monogamist sort of way).  Happened to meet the perfect girl in my late thirties and literally started saving for a ring after our second date.  But if I hadn't met her, I would probably still be single now and attracted to men.  Really dodged a bullet.


I think comprehension has started creeping in. Well played.
 
2020-06-30 1:20:02 PM  
3 votes:

FLMountainMan: Unikitty: I wish he would stop fronting and either be single or be seen with a guy and just deal with the fallout from his family. There's a grandchild in the family now, the pressure is off.

THIS.  If somebody doesn't marry by the time they're forty, and is in any way attractive, they are a homosexual.


Wow, is he kidding?
 
2020-06-30 12:10:43 PM  
3 votes:
He's straight?
 
2020-06-30 11:32:27 AM  
3 votes:

Mugato: Watch out, Ryan. That crossroads demon doesn't simply forget the deals he makes.


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Someone who clearly didn't cut any deal with Old Scratch.
 
2020-06-30 2:01:16 PM  
2 votes:

Darth_Saltine: I love how we're clinging onto these outdated ideas that anyone who hasn't thrown themselves into a lifelong relationship before they reach their forties has something wrong with them.


I contend that there's something wrong with people who get into debt (including buying a rock made from carbon mined by children) to marry someone because their locker happens to be next to theirs when there's a better than 50% chance it will end in divorce or at least a loveless marriage.

That sounds bitter but on the contrary I'm quite happy with my station in life and despite the opinions expressed here, I'm not gay. Although I'll admit that the aforementioned Joel McHale is a handsome man.
 
2020-06-30 11:48:21 AM  
2 votes:
Let's just admit he's the DiCaprio of bad television.
 
2020-06-30 5:44:37 PM  
1 vote:

FLMountainMan: Unikitty: I wish he would stop fronting and either be single or be seen with a guy and just deal with the fallout from his family. There's a grandchild in the family now, the pressure is off.

THIS.  If somebody doesn't marry by the time they're forty, and is in any way attractive, they are a homosexual.


F*CK! I must be ugly as sin!  Man my wife is gonna be pissed she married an ugly f*cker.
 
2020-06-30 3:04:29 PM  
1 vote:
He is taking a page from this guy's tips of dating...

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2020-06-30 2:06:44 PM  
1 vote:

tobcc: Mugato: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: He's really just a more-expensive Joel McHale.

I've never seen Seacrest in anything but I'm guessing he doesn't have any discernible talent. Joel McHale is at least funny. In Community anyway.

He hosts a bunch of shows on TV, but he is also the idiot that brought us the Kardashians.  He is the "producer" and has made him stupid rich.


The joke is that on Community, McHale's character Jeff Winger was occasionally called "discount Ryan Seacrest"

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2020-06-30 1:55:48 PM  
1 vote:

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: He's really just a more-expensive Joel McHale.


I've never seen Seacrest in anything but I'm guessing he doesn't have any discernible talent. Joel McHale is at least funny. In Community anyway.
 
2020-06-30 1:54:30 PM  
1 vote:
I love how we're clinging onto these outdated ideas that anyone who hasn't thrown themselves into a lifelong relationship before they reach their forties has something wrong with them.

Because, after all, that's what marriages & relationships are for, to make sure your family & friends are comfortable around you.

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2020-06-30 1:24:01 PM  
1 vote:
He's really just a more-expensive Joel McHale.
 
2020-06-30 1:08:39 PM  
1 vote:
Yep, he's gay.
 
2020-06-30 11:29:40 AM  
1 vote:
I wish he would stop fronting and either be single or be seen with a guy and just deal with the fallout from his family. There's a grandchild in the family now, the pressure is off.
 
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