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(NYPost)   Just in time .... duunnn dunnn... for NYC beaches to reopen, ... duuuunnnn duun... a guest shows up to welcome swimmers ... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn   (nypost.com) divider line
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2020-06-30 1:59:46 PM  
8 votes:

Keyser_Soze_Death: [img.nbc.com image 850x478]


*knock knock* "Pizza!"

"I didn't order a pizza!"

"Candygram!"

"I'm not falling for that, I know it's the landshark!"

"Landshark!"

"OK!"
/opens the door
 
2020-06-30 1:48:34 PM  
7 votes:
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Flowers M'aam...
 
2020-06-30 1:44:21 PM  
7 votes:
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2020-06-30 1:43:21 PM  
7 votes:
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2020-06-30 1:56:22 PM  
4 votes:
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2020-06-30 1:37:33 PM  
4 votes:
Was it wearing a mask?
 
2020-06-30 3:31:44 PM  
3 votes:
That shark just wanted to visit his chum...
 
2020-06-30 9:09:02 AM  
3 votes:
Even Nature is telling you to stay home.
 
2020-06-30 1:38:33 PM  
2 votes:
OK, I guess we do need a bigger boat after all.
 
2020-06-30 2:29:42 PM  
1 vote:

hubiestubert: The Irresponsible Captain: Maybe a god or gods are trying to tell us something?

Yeah, he is:

STAY THE F*CK AT HOME!


I would think that you, of all farkers, would know that he's saying "eat more shark"
 
2020-06-30 2:16:25 PM  
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2020-06-30 9:02:36 AM  
1 vote:

Walker: Hundreds of beachgoers waved off social distancing protocols as they swarmed toward the big fish, she said.

You're doing it wrong. You are supposed to run away form sharks, not towards them you morans.

Also:
[YouTube video: Rockaway Beach (2017 Remaster)]


I think that the last few months have proved "avoid it like the plague" needs to be retired since humans don't do that.
 
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