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(Liverpool Echo)   Signs you might need some help with your alcohol problem is when you feel the need to 'finish off the wine' after crashing your car as the police arrive   (liverpoolecho.co.uk) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Liverpool, Automobile, white Mercedes car, glass of wine, Merseyside Police, Lyme Cross Road, suspicion of drink, reports of a road traffic collision  
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3 days ago  
Well, after you t-bone your car, you do need a drink...
 
3 days ago  
A man gets into a car accident, and when the dust settles, steps out to ask if the other driver is ok.
To his surprise, a Beautiful woman steps out of the other car. He stammers "Are you alright?"
She responds with a sultry flip of her hair, "I'm completely unharmed! It's a sign that we were destined to meet!"
He can't believe his good fortune and heartily agrees.
She wiggles back into her car and produces a bottle of the finest wine. "And even this bottle of wine survived. Let's drink to our being together!" And with that she deftly pulls the cork and hands him the wine.
He takes a hearty drink, finding it incredible and thanking his lucky stars he met this wonderful woman. After about half the bottle, he hands it back to her.
She corks the bottle, and returns it to him.
Confusedly, he asks "Aren't you going to have any?"
"No, I think I'll just wait on the police."
 
3 days ago  
25 years ago, a friend of mine at Purdue had been drinking decided that she wanted to drive to Champaign to visit her boyfriend in a snowstorm.  She spun out her Trans Am somewhere on I-57 and went off the road.  She finished her beer, then hitched a ride with a trucker to a payphone.

This story sounds like the most redneck thing ever, but she was Chinese.
 
3 days ago  

Rapmaster2000: 25 years ago, a friend of mine at Purdue had been drinking decided that she wanted to drive to Champaign to visit her boyfriend in a snowstorm.  She spun out her Trans Am somewhere on I-57 and went off the road.  She finished her beer, then hitched a ride with a trucker to a payphone.

This story sounds like the most redneck thing ever, but she was Chinese.


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3 days ago  
F*ck you, subby. That's dedication to the profession.
 
3 days ago  

Eli WhiskeyDik: F*ck you, subby. That's dedication to the profession.


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3 days ago  
Well, shiat. I mean, you're farked anyways, might as well.
 
3 days ago  
Oops replied Wong comment
 
3 days ago  

hubiestubert: Well, after you t-bone your car, you do need a drink...


if it's going to be a long night, might as well be drunk
 
3 days ago  

Subtonic: Well, shiat. I mean, you're farked anyways, might as well.


Yeah, I don't see the problem here.  Last time for a while you're going to drink wine that wasn't fermented in a toilet.
 
3 days ago  
A lawyer could argue she drank after the crash and was not intoxicated before the crash.
 
3 days ago  
I am definitely qualified to confirm that that's alcoholic behavior.

/just another Farker
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  

Queef Wellington: A lawyer could argue she drank after the crash and was not intoxicated before the crash.


Yea, I thought that was one of those sketchy things where you run into a bar and have everyone see you ordering a drink to "calm your nerves" or something.  Wasn't sure if it was real or legend.
 
3 days ago  
But it wasn't spilled! Bravo!
 
3 days ago  

Queef Wellington: A lawyer could argue she drank after the crash and was not intoxicated before the crash.


This is why I keep a fifth of vodka in the glove, ready to chug at a moments notice.
 
3 days ago  
Wait, the passenger got arrested for drunk driving too? What the hell, England.
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  

hubiestubert: Well, after you t-bone your car, you do need a drink...


This could be a defence.

"Your honour, after the accident my client was so shaken that he opened a bottle of wine and drank the whole thing.  The blood alcohol test was administered after this so it is therefore is invalid as is the drunk driving claim.  My client would like to plead guilty to public intoxication."
 
3 days ago  

Queef Wellington: A lawyer could argue she drank after the crash and was not intoxicated before the crash.


Shakes tiny fist.
 
3 days ago  
In all fairness, the driver probably wasn't going to be allowed to drink again for quite a while, so you might as well finish off the bottle.  Or box, as the case may be.
 
3 days ago  

Subtonic: Well, shiat. I mean, you're farked anyways, might as well.


Reminds me of the times I'd sneak out of the house to party with my friends.  Once, I came back and the door was locked because my parents had woken up and discovered my absence.   When I realized they'd found me out, I turned around and started walking back out of the yard to go find my friends and keep partying.  My folks were actually taken aback that I didn't knock.
"Where the hell are you going?".
"I'm already busted, I figured I'd get another hour or two of fun in before we had this discussion."
"We were expecting remorse and apologies"
............... angsty teenage glare
 
3 days ago  
Kind of a Pro move.
Definitely throws out the breathalyzer evidence.
 
3 days ago  
People learned this from an episode of law and order.  Thanks hey can't prove her BAC before the crash.  Likely could still get her on open container, impaired, etc.
 
3 days ago  

Combustion: Rapmaster2000: 25 years ago, a friend of mine at Purdue had been drinking decided that she wanted to drive to Champaign to visit her boyfriend in a snowstorm.  She spun out her Trans Am somewhere on I-57 and went off the road.  She finished her beer, then hitched a ride with a trucker to a payphone.

This story sounds like the most redneck thing ever, but she was Chinese.

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Kahn and Kahn Jr?
 
3 days ago  
As my mama always said, "in for a penny, in for a pound"
 
3 days ago  
That's a definite notch in the "You might as well" category....
 
3 days ago  

alex10294: People learned this from an episode of law and order.  Thanks hey can't prove her BAC before the crash.  Likely could still get her on open container, impaired, etc.


third watch i believe
 
3 days ago  

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That's where I was going too.
 
3 days ago  
Only counts as one DUI!
 
3 days ago  

Rapmaster2000: 25 years ago, a friend of mine at Purdue had been drinking decided that she wanted to drive to Champaign to visit her boyfriend in a snowstorm.  She spun out her Trans Am somewhere on I-57 and went off the road.  She finished her beer, then hitched a ride with a trucker to a payphone.

This story sounds like the most redneck thing ever, but she was Chinese.


My hafu tochis resembles that you realize. ;)
 
3 days ago  

RogermcAllen: Queef Wellington: A lawyer could argue she drank after the crash and was not intoxicated before the crash.

Yea, I thought that was one of those sketchy things where you run into a bar and have everyone see you ordering a drink to "calm your nerves" or something.  Wasn't sure if it was real or legend.


I can attest it works. Had a minor fender bender back in the 80s (I clipped a parked car on a very narrow street), while I was on my way to a bar. The car was a beater (both mine and the one I clipped) and I didn't do any real damage (couldn't really tell with all the other dents both cars had), so I just continued on. Well someone must have witnessed it, and the cops showed up at the bar looking for me not 10 minutes later. I got a leaving the scene ticket and was told I would have been breathalyzed (it was late night on a weekend) if I wasn't at a bar having a drink when they found me. They also said that if my car moved again that night, they would be looking for me. I never heard from the owner of the other car.
 
3 days ago  
Isn't that just being frugal?
 
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