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2020-06-30 11:16:19 AM  
Biden? Ramps?

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2020-06-30 12:12:34 PM  
FINISH HIM
 
2020-06-30 12:45:03 PM  
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Preemptive.
 
2020-06-30 3:11:34 PM  
So now stating the truth is called "attacking."

Gotcha.
 
2020-06-30 3:17:04 PM  
I just watched Biden's speech, I can't wait until the debates, that is if orange füher shows up. It is so refreshing to see someone who can articulate a coherent thought.
 
2020-06-30 4:27:28 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: I just watched Biden's speech, I can't wait until the debates, that is if orange füher shows up. It is so refreshing to see someone who can articulate a coherent thought.


I can't imagine Asshole in Chief is going to show up to a debate. If it's not a Fox/OANN debate moderated by a full-blow bootlicker, he'll claim rigged and not even bother. His base will eat it up, and that will be the situation he chooses to ride out until the election.

The only way that doesn't happen is if CNN and MSNBC host debates, and when Defendant Trump declines the invitation, they still televise the event and give Biden the stage to himself and two hours of uncontested free air time.
 
2020-06-30 4:30:05 PM  
Get'em, Pa
 
2020-06-30 4:31:33 PM  

Boondock3806: swaniefrmreddeer: I just watched Biden's speech, I can't wait until the debates, that is if orange füher shows up. It is so refreshing to see someone who can articulate a coherent thought.

I can't imagine Asshole in Chief is going to show up to a debate. If it's not a Fox/OANN debate moderated by a full-blow bootlicker, he'll claim rigged and not even bother. His base will eat it up, and that will be the situation he chooses to ride out until the election.

The only way that doesn't happen is if CNN and MSNBC host debates, and when Defendant Trump declines the invitation, they still televise the event and give Biden the stage to himself and two hours of uncontested free air time.


Biden could use that entire time slot just talking about how much crime, mismanagement and cruelty Trump has done... and still not cover it all.
 
2020-06-30 4:31:57 PM  
"Ramp up with Biden" is a pretty good campaign slogan.
 
2020-06-30 4:32:33 PM  
insert slippery slope argument here.

/subby made me chuckle
 
2020-06-30 4:32:48 PM  

Boondock3806: swaniefrmreddeer: I just watched Biden's speech, I can't wait until the debates, that is if orange füher shows up. It is so refreshing to see someone who can articulate a coherent thought.

I can't imagine Asshole in Chief is going to show up to a debate. If it's not a Fox/OANN debate moderated by a full-blow bootlicker, he'll claim rigged and not even bother. His base will eat it up, and that will be the situation he chooses to ride out until the election.

The only way that doesn't happen is if CNN and MSNBC host debates, and when Defendant Trump declines the invitation, they still televise the event and give Biden the stage to himself and two hours of uncontested free air time.


If trump chickens out Biden should hold the debate with a stuffed chicken suit sitting opposite of him.
 
2020-06-30 4:33:03 PM  
 
2020-06-30 4:33:26 PM  
Let me axe you dis...

Who would you rather have drive your car around the block? Biden or Trump?
At least Biden would give you his insurance information if he dented it... Trump would leave the car in a ditch and deny he was ever at your house.
 
2020-06-30 4:33:27 PM  
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2020-06-30 4:34:11 PM  
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2020-06-30 4:34:19 PM  

special20: Let me axe you dis...

Who would you rather have drive your car around the block? Biden or Trump?
At least Biden would give you his insurance information if he dented it... Trump would leave the car in a ditch and deny he was ever at your house.


To evade responsibility trump would hit a tree to stun you. Lock all the doors, then light it on fire.
Then he would deny ever driving it, or any car, and knowing you.
 
2020-06-30 4:36:27 PM  

special20: Let me axe you dis...

Who would you rather have drive your car around the block? Biden or Trump?
At least Biden would give you his insurance information if he dented it... Trump would leave the car in a ditch and deny he was ever at your house.


Trump doesn't drive OR read. Hand/eye coordination and motor skill issues.
 
2020-06-30 4:36:40 PM  
"Sleepy Joe Biden isn't campaigning enough."
And another finger on the monkey's paw curls.
 
2020-06-30 4:36:54 PM  
rev it up Biden!
 
2020-06-30 4:41:02 PM  
OMG someone with an actual plan!!! And it's a good one too!!
 
2020-06-30 4:42:01 PM  
To be fair, last time Biden was in government there was actually a pandemic response team in place and a plan for dealing with that kind of scenario.

For some unfathomable reason those things weren't there anymore when we actually had a pandemic.

Maybe it's partially Biden's fault for leaving useful things behind for stupid people to dismantle.
 
2020-06-30 4:42:59 PM  
That's a good description, tbh: "surrender"
 
2020-06-30 4:43:15 PM  

Sorelian's Ghost: So now stating the truth is called "attacking."

Gotcha.


Well, Donnie *is* allergic to the truth, so...
 
2020-06-30 4:43:51 PM  

KarmicDisaster: rev it up Biden!


He needs to keep up a calm and steady demeanor, keep pressing when Trump shiats the bed and kicks his legs around. I don't think he's the fiery politician from just a few years ago. Something tells me that holding a few boisterous rallies, raising his voice and his BP, Biden will need a few days to recover.
He can win this thing with less effort, as long as he just reads what's on the teleprompter.
I hope his VP pick is ready to be POTUS.
 
2020-06-30 4:44:58 PM  

Boondock3806: swaniefrmreddeer: I just watched Biden's speech, I can't wait until the debates, that is if orange füher shows up. It is so refreshing to see someone who can articulate a coherent thought.

I can't imagine Asshole in Chief is going to show up to a debate. If it's not a Fox/OANN debate moderated by a full-blow bootlicker, he'll claim rigged and not even bother. His base will eat it up, and that will be the situation he chooses to ride out until the election.

The only way that doesn't happen is if CNN and MSNBC host debates, and when Defendant Trump declines the invitation, they still televise the event and give Biden the stage to himself and two hours of uncontested free air time.


He'll claim it's rigged no matter what but I don't think his ego will let him not show up. OANN could blow him on stage and he'll claim they've been treating him very unfairly while it's happening. He'll get torn apart by Biden even on friendly ground. Now, after that, maybe his underlings convince him not to do any more debates, "You're the President, sir, you're so much more important than him, you've got duties, and really, you said it all to him in the first debate, I thought you said it all so well, I was sure you've got nothing left to say to that man." And then he'll hold a rally at the scheduled time.
 
2020-06-30 4:55:46 PM  
Yeah, well, Hunter Biden accepted Russian money to shoot American soldiers!
 
2020-06-30 4:56:03 PM  

ElPrimitivo: To be fair, last time Biden was in government there was actually a pandemic response team in place and a plan for dealing with that kind of scenario.

For some unfathomable reason those things weren't there anymore when we actually had a pandemic.

Maybe it's partially Biden's fault for leaving useful things behind for stupid people to dismantle.


There were two pandemics. The first one was an H1N1 in Feb of 2009, soon after Obama was inaugurated. 12,000 US died, a minuscule number compared to the current 125,000 and counting. The second was in 2014, a MERS with 4 US residents dying. We don't hear about them because when the government works right, you don't see the effects.
 
2020-06-30 4:57:09 PM  

Boondock3806: swaniefrmreddeer: I just watched Biden's speech, I can't wait until the debates, that is if orange füher shows up. It is so refreshing to see someone who can articulate a coherent thought.

I can't imagine Asshole in Chief is going to show up to a debate. If it's not a Fox/OANN debate moderated by a full-blow bootlicker, he'll claim rigged and not even bother. His base will eat it up, and that will be the situation he chooses to ride out until the election.

The only way that doesn't happen is if CNN and MSNBC host debates, and when Defendant Trump declines the invitation, they still televise the event and give Biden the stage to himself and two hours of uncontested free air time.


trump will then suddenly announce  a Presidential Address and demand that all the networks cut to him.
 
2020-06-30 4:57:25 PM  

special20: Boondock3806: swaniefrmreddeer: I just watched Biden's speech, I can't wait until the debates, that is if orange füher shows up. It is so refreshing to see someone who can articulate a coherent thought.

I can't imagine Asshole in Chief is going to show up to a debate. If it's not a Fox/OANN debate moderated by a full-blow bootlicker, he'll claim rigged and not even bother. His base will eat it up, and that will be the situation he chooses to ride out until the election.

The only way that doesn't happen is if CNN and MSNBC host debates, and when Defendant Trump declines the invitation, they still televise the event and give Biden the stage to himself and two hours of uncontested free air time.

Biden could use that entire time slot just talking about how much crime, mismanagement and cruelty Trump has done... and still not cover it all.


Just cut to Letterman an hour into it.

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"I'd like to announce to our affiliates that we're going to run long tonight."
 
2020-06-30 4:58:11 PM  

special20: Let me axe you dis...

Who would you rather have drive your car around the block? Biden or Trump?
At least Biden would give you his insurance information if he dented it... Trump would leave the car in a ditch and deny he was ever at your house.


Sir, Trump is no Ted Kenn....

Never mind. ;
 
2020-06-30 5:15:05 PM  

RasIanI: That's a good description, tbh: "surrender"


In mid March Trump said he was thinking of himself as a wartime President, at war with an invisible enemy.

In early June he announced that he had "prevailed" in this war, and all that was left was to put out "ashes" and "embers" that remained.

Is that surrendering?

I have no idea. It's dumb, and it still results in him continuing to not do anything about it. I don't know.
 
2020-06-30 5:16:57 PM  
"If we didn't want to test, or if we didn't test, we wouldn't have cases. But we have cases because we test. Deaths are down. We have one of the lowest mortality rates. We've done an incredible, historic job."

Well, that's one way to say it, and yes, I'm sure history will remember the job you did...
 
2020-06-30 5:18:00 PM  

Pinner: KarmicDisaster: rev it up Biden!

He needs to keep up a calm and steady demeanor, keep pressing when Trump shiats the bed and kicks his legs around. I don't think he's the fiery politician from just a few years ago. Something tells me that holding a few boisterous rallies, raising his voice and his BP, Biden will need a few days to recover.
He can win this thing with less effort, as long as he just reads what's on the teleprompter.
I hope his VP pick is ready to be POTUS.


Biden does not have to actually put it in gear, just coast by Trump's house and rev the engine a few times and Trump will finish the rest himself.
 
2020-06-30 5:22:58 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: I just watched Biden's speech, I can't wait until the debates, that is if orange füher shows up. It is so refreshing to see someone who can articulate a coherent thought.


If there are any debates, Pence will be doing them. No way 45* is going to debate.
 
2020-06-30 5:25:57 PM  
Neither party wants to do what is necessary to save lives from covid (pay people to stay home until there is a vaccine), hth
 
2020-06-30 5:31:04 PM  

WithinReason: Boondock3806: swaniefrmreddeer: I just watched Biden's speech, I can't wait until the debates, that is if orange füher shows up. It is so refreshing to see someone who can articulate a coherent thought.

I can't imagine Asshole in Chief is going to show up to a debate. If it's not a Fox/OANN debate moderated by a full-blow bootlicker, he'll claim rigged and not even bother. His base will eat it up, and that will be the situation he chooses to ride out until the election.

The only way that doesn't happen is if CNN and MSNBC host debates, and when Defendant Trump declines the invitation, they still televise the event and give Biden the stage to himself and two hours of uncontested free air time.

trump will then suddenly announce  a Presidential Address and demand that all the networks cut to him.


Luckily non-bootlicking networks have shown a willingness to not give him airtime if his content doesn't warrant it. They stopped airing his COVID rallies from the press room.

The media may not be perfect yet, but it has shown willingness to adjust to the ways this asshole played them before, and they won't play his game again. At least not so blindly and willingly.
 
2020-06-30 5:31:52 PM  

Sorelian's Ghost: So now stating the truth is called "attacking."

Gotcha.


Truth hurts liars

Trump's lies kill people
 
2020-06-30 5:34:24 PM  

Minus1Kelvin: swaniefrmreddeer: I just watched Biden's speech, I can't wait until the debates, that is if orange füher shows up. It is so refreshing to see someone who can articulate a coherent thought.

If there are any debates, Pence will be doing them. No way 45* is going to debate.


I agree, I heard a report that the f*ckstick campaign was trying to get debates added, and I laughed and laughed. There is no way they're going to let captain adderall on stage with Joe.
 
2020-06-30 5:44:51 PM  
RAMP UP AMERICA!

*Biden drives the trans am off a ramp, Evil Knievel style at like 150mpg, launching into space*
 
2020-06-30 5:44:59 PM  

Minus1Kelvin: swaniefrmreddeer: I just watched Biden's speech, I can't wait until the debates, that is if orange füher shows up. It is so refreshing to see someone who can articulate a coherent thought.

If there are any debates, Pence will be doing them. No way 45* is going to debate.


Trump is eager to debate Biden, he sees himself as a master debater. The Trump campaign pushes for more debates but the Biden campaign declined.
 
2020-06-30 5:54:38 PM  

ElwoodCuse: Neither party wants to do what is necessary to save lives from covid (pay people to stay home until there is a vaccine), hth


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Both sides are . . .
Both sides are . . .

Finish it, already!
 
2020-06-30 5:58:50 PM  

Drunk and Bitter Jesus: ElwoodCuse: Neither party wants to do what is necessary to save lives from covid (pay people to stay home until there is a vaccine), hth

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Both sides are . . .
Both sides are . . .
Both sides are . . .

Finish it, already!


They are. It's dumb that you think it's an own. The sooner you figure out that "left vs right" is a ploy to keep you from seeing that it's "rich vs non rich" the better.
 
2020-06-30 6:02:08 PM  
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2020-06-30 6:08:29 PM  
Of course Covid cases keep going up.  Trump is practically unable to ramp down.
 
2020-06-30 6:26:55 PM  

Boondock3806: WithinReason: Boondock3806: swaniefrmreddeer: I just watched Biden's speech, I can't wait until the debates, that is if orange füher shows up. It is so refreshing to see someone who can articulate a coherent thought.

I can't imagine Asshole in Chief is going to show up to a debate. If it's not a Fox/OANN debate moderated by a full-blow bootlicker, he'll claim rigged and not even bother. His base will eat it up, and that will be the situation he chooses to ride out until the election.

The only way that doesn't happen is if CNN and MSNBC host debates, and when Defendant Trump declines the invitation, they still televise the event and give Biden the stage to himself and two hours of uncontested free air time.

trump will then suddenly announce  a Presidential Address and demand that all the networks cut to him.

Luckily non-bootlicking networks have shown a willingness to not give him airtime if his content doesn't warrant it. They stopped airing his COVID rallies from the press room.

The media may not be perfect yet, but it has shown willingness to adjust to the ways this asshole played them before, and they won't play his game again. At least not so blindly and willingly.


C-SPAN still airs them, with better camera angles then FOX
 
2020-06-30 6:44:07 PM  

special20: Let me axe you dis...

Who would you rather have drive your car around the block? Biden or Trump?
At least Biden would give you his insurance information if he dented it... Trump would leave the car in a ditch and deny he was ever at your house.


You're assuming Trump knows how to drive.
 
2020-06-30 6:48:39 PM  

WithinReason: Boondock3806: WithinReason: Boondock3806: swaniefrmreddeer: I just watched Biden's speech, I can't wait until the debates, that is if orange füher shows up. It is so refreshing to see someone who can articulate a coherent thought.

I can't imagine Asshole in Chief is going to show up to a debate. If it's not a Fox/OANN debate moderated by a full-blow bootlicker, he'll claim rigged and not even bother. His base will eat it up, and that will be the situation he chooses to ride out until the election.

The only way that doesn't happen is if CNN and MSNBC host debates, and when Defendant Trump declines the invitation, they still televise the event and give Biden the stage to himself and two hours of uncontested free air time.

trump will then suddenly announce  a Presidential Address and demand that all the networks cut to him.

Luckily non-bootlicking networks have shown a willingness to not give him airtime if his content doesn't warrant it. They stopped airing his COVID rallies from the press room.

The media may not be perfect yet, but it has shown willingness to adjust to the ways this asshole played them before, and they won't play his game again. At least not so blindly and willingly.

C-SPAN still airs them, with better camera angles then FOX


What exactly does it mean to have a "better" camera angle when Individual-1 is speaking? Where you can't see him at all? Showing a stock photo of Hope Hicks? Where his neck vag is spread eagle, front and center?

Sounds horrifying.

/also, for mentioning cspan at all: you sound old.
 
2020-06-30 7:02:01 PM  

Boondock3806: WithinReason: Boondock3806: WithinReason: Boondock3806: swaniefrmreddeer: I just watched Biden's speech, I can't wait until the debates, that is if orange füher shows up. It is so refreshing to see someone who can articulate a coherent thought.

I can't imagine Asshole in Chief is going to show up to a debate. If it's not a Fox/OANN debate moderated by a full-blow bootlicker, he'll claim rigged and not even bother. His base will eat it up, and that will be the situation he chooses to ride out until the election.

The only way that doesn't happen is if CNN and MSNBC host debates, and when Defendant Trump declines the invitation, they still televise the event and give Biden the stage to himself and two hours of uncontested free air time.

trump will then suddenly announce  a Presidential Address and demand that all the networks cut to him.

Luckily non-bootlicking networks have shown a willingness to not give him airtime if his content doesn't warrant it. They stopped airing his COVID rallies from the press room.

The media may not be perfect yet, but it has shown willingness to adjust to the ways this asshole played them before, and they won't play his game again. At least not so blindly and willingly.

C-SPAN still airs them, with better camera angles then FOX

What exactly does it mean to have a "better" camera angle when Individual-1 is speaking? Where you can't see him at all? Showing a stock photo of Hope Hicks? Where his neck vag is spread eagle, front and center?

Sounds horrifying.

/also, for mentioning cspan at all: you sound old.


Fox cuts away from reporters when they start asking nasty questions, they will also cut off completely when trump starts to go off the rails.
 
2020-06-30 8:47:55 PM  

WithinReason: Fox cuts away from reporters when they start asking nasty questions, they will also cut off completely when trump starts to go off the rails.


Ok now I don't understand how they're ever getting any footage of him.
 
2020-07-01 10:49:55 AM  

moulderx1: special20: Let me axe you dis...

Who would you rather have drive your car around the block? Biden or Trump?
At least Biden would give you his insurance information if he dented it... Trump would leave the car in a ditch and deny he was ever at your house.

Sir, Trump is no Ted Kenn....

Never mind. ;


Vastly underrated reply. Thanks you... I tip my hat.
 
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