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2020-06-30 6:06:14 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-06-30 6:10:57 AM  
If there's one guy who knows about Capone's Vault...
 
2020-06-30 6:13:24 AM  
Watch out for chair throwing Nazis, Geraldo!
 
2020-06-30 6:17:15 AM  
One liar defending a treasonous liar.
 
2020-06-30 6:20:10 AM  
Way to remind us about your complete lack of credibility in that tweet, Gerald
 
2020-06-30 6:55:13 AM  
Does Trump know this "Geraldo" guy got over the wall?
 
2020-06-30 10:17:59 AM  

Alphax: One liar defending a treasonous liar.


Geraldo is a rapist too.
 
2020-06-30 10:18:19 AM  
RRRRRICO!

Suave
 
2020-06-30 10:19:12 AM  
Geraldo is simply trying to confuse those who might otherwise become nazis just so they can punch him in the nose.
 
2020-06-30 10:20:31 AM  
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If there's one thing he knows, it's throwing US troops under the bus.
 
2020-06-30 10:20:36 AM  
Dear Geraldo
The PDB is not the place for conspiracy nuts, only thing included is grade A intelligence that is actionable.

/ Go fark yourself Geraldo, remember one president stood up to evil, and one of them got anally raped.

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2020-06-30 10:21:09 AM  
I didn't realize nutshell meant "series of lies"

Ah, the constant evolution of language. Fascinating to see it in action.
 
2020-06-30 10:22:11 AM  
who? oh, him. The guy that hasn't done anything relevant since 1998, unless you want to include his first round elimination from Dancing With the Stars.
 
2020-06-30 10:22:59 AM  
OK, so, to be clear, we've gone from,"No big deal if they did, we did the same thing." To "the US intelligence community wasn't clear if the did or didn't offer bounties, so it's all good." To "The US intelligence agencies don't know nothing."  Sounds like we need public hearing to get to the bottom of it all.
 
2020-06-30 10:26:12 AM  
Just when you thought Trump's white power tweets were the bottom of the barrel, turn out there are worms under it chewing their way in.
 
2020-06-30 10:27:09 AM  
UHF - Town Talk With George.wmv
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2020-06-30 10:27:47 AM  
And I'm so very sure that had this happened under Obamas watch and he similarly shrugged it off then these same people would be scrambling to "But Akshually!!" just as fast.

lol of course not they're still just as disingenuous and dishonest as ever.
 
2020-06-30 10:31:44 AM  

RyogaM: OK, so, to be clear, we've gone from,"No big deal if they did, we did the same thing." To "the US intelligence community wasn't clear if the did or didn't offer bounties, so it's all good." To "The US intelligence agencies don't know nothing."  Sounds like we need public hearing to get to the bottom of it all.


Yeah, let's wait for the Benghazi crowd to get moving..*crickets*..any moment now.............I'm getting the impression here that the Benghazi investigation may have been more about racism & misogyny.
 
2020-06-30 10:33:14 AM  

Xzano: / Go fark yourself Geraldo, remember one president stood up to evil, and one of them got anally raped.


Yeah, that handshake and mean look totally made Putin stop his invasion of Ukraine or poisoning dissidents in foreign countries or killing people in Syria..."Stood up"...Please.

That picture is such bullshiat, too. Look at what happened just seconds before:
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"Hey buddy, good to see you!"

and this right after:
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"Jesus, what's that smell...they need to change your name to pootin' !"

Bandying it around like it meant anything is as pathetic as the people who take that screen grab of him checking out a woman's ass when the video shows it was completely innocent.
 
2020-06-30 10:33:25 AM  

Resin33: [YouTube video: UHF - Town Talk With George.wmv]


Road maps!
 
2020-06-30 10:33:34 AM  
Time to tax the FARK out of churches!!
 
2020-06-30 10:34:02 AM  
I am still stunned that Geraldo Rivera is considered a real journalist these days. I'm surprised FOX News didn't hire Sally Jessy Raphael or Jenny Jones, as well.
 
2020-06-30 10:34:06 AM  
hey wow!  Things aren't that bad when you boil it down to simplistics!

"Here's #Holocaust in a nutshell:
1) Allied Troops discover lots of people held in large barbed-wire pens
2) Clever intell OP exclaims "Hey, I think they're all of a certain nationality!"
3) Allied commanders are told or not.
 
2020-06-30 10:34:38 AM  

Jelly Bean Raider: Time to tax the FARK out of churches!!


shiat, wrong thread.

Statement still stands.
 
2020-06-30 10:35:53 AM  
How is this like the Capone vault, moron? They actually found money. This ahole wishes he'd found even a few bucks in that vault so he wouldn't had looked like the idiot he is.

The iffy part is how they connected the money to the Russians. Not much info has been given on that. Possibly will not be revealed any time soon to protect intelligence gathering methods or assets. But even if we only have circumstantial evidence to link the Ruskies to this money, there's no reason to be inviting them to rejoin the G8 until various questions have been resolved. There's also no reason to invite them back until they stop occupying Ukrainian territory, poisoning dissidents in European cities or disrupting the elections of NATO members.
 
2020-06-30 10:36:24 AM  
1) The first was a special forces raid before January 2020 which recovered almost $500,000 USD from a Taliban outpost. How it was stored doesn't matter, compared to the fact that it was there in the first place.
2) Prisoners and local Criminals were interrogated by intelligence to determine the origin of the cash. The findings, that the bounty money came from GRU unit 29155, were confirmed by the CIA Statiom chief and Military Command.
3) A meeting was held about it by the National Security Counsel in late March 2020. Late June the intelligence was shared with British allies.

According the AP white house officials knew of the bounty in early 2019 but kept it secret. The President himself was told multiple times about it in 2019 and it was included in a written briefing in 2020.

It took me five minutes to find that information Geraldo, try doing your god damn job or at the very least a farking Google search.
 
2020-06-30 10:36:24 AM  
He always had hot girls in his videos though.

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2020-06-30 10:37:49 AM  

WilderKWight: I am still stunned that Geraldo Rivera is considered a real journalist these days. I'm surprised FOX News didn't hire Sally Jessy Raphael or Jenny Jones, as well.


Now where in the hell did you get the idea that anyone considers Geraldo Rivera a real journalist?  Certainly not in this reality.  Are you dreaming in other dimensions or universes now?
 
2020-06-30 10:39:40 AM  

Shaggy_C: Xzano: / Go fark yourself Geraldo, remember one president stood up to evil, and one of them got anally raped.

Yeah, that handshake and mean look totally made Putin stop his invasion of Ukraine or poisoning dissidents in foreign countries or killing people in Syria..."Stood up"...Please


Are you bipolar? Why do you defend the shiatstain in chief so much?
 
2020-06-30 10:40:05 AM  

Shaggy_C: Yeah, that handshake and mean look totally made Putin stop his invasion of Ukraine or poisoning dissidents in foreign countries or killing people in Syria..."Stood up"...Please.


Russia risked interfering overtly in our election, knowing the major risks it involved if it was discovered and failed, just on the off chance they could get rid of Clinton and put in Trump.  Obama and Clinton were despised by Russia otherwise Russia would not have taken the risks.
 
2020-06-30 10:40:33 AM  

foo monkey: If there's one guy who knows about Capone's Vault...


Yeah, I was thinking that was an odd reference for him to make.
 
2020-06-30 10:47:05 AM  

Shaggy_C: Xzano: / Go fark yourself Geraldo, remember one president stood up to evil, and one of them got anally raped.

Yeah, that handshake and mean look totally made Putin stop his invasion of Ukraine or poisoning dissidents in foreign countries or killing people in Syria..."Stood up"...Please.

That picture is such bullshiat, too. Look at what happened just seconds before:

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"Hey buddy, good to see you!"

Nope, more like, "Yeah it's you and your arse still needs beating."

and this right after:
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"Jesus, what's that smell...they need to change your name to pootin' !"

Looks more like Obama was just moving on, putting the past behind him.

Bandying it around like it meant anything is as pathetic as the people who take that screen grab of him checking out a woman's ass when the video shows it was completely innocent.

Ummmm, whatever you do on pornhub, well good for you.

/ And yes have you ever been screened for being bipolar?
 
2020-06-30 10:47:44 AM  

Mugato: He always had hot girls in his videos though.

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I thought his name was Rico Suave?
 
2020-06-30 10:51:06 AM  

baxterdog: Shaggy_C: Xzano: / Go fark yourself Geraldo, remember one president stood up to evil, and one of them got anally raped.

Yeah, that handshake and mean look totally made Putin stop his invasion of Ukraine or poisoning dissidents in foreign countries or killing people in Syria..."Stood up"...Please

Are you bipolar? Why do you defend the shiatstain in chief so much?

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2020-06-30 10:52:38 AM  

RyogaM: Russia risked interfering overtly in our election, knowing the major risks it involved if it was discovered and failed, just on the off chance they could get rid of Clinton and put in Trump.  Obama and Clinton were despised by Russia otherwise Russia would not have taken the risks.


Alternatively, they knew Obama wasn't going to do anything about it even if they were caught. Which, it turns out, was true; Obama put out a meekly-worded "notice" about election interference that got buried in the news the same day as the "pussy grabbing" tape came out. There was no public denouncement, no huge speech, nothing. Just a "Bin Laden determined to strike in US" -type memo that most Americans completely missed.
 
2020-06-30 10:55:01 AM  
So today's excuse is to try and give Russia cover and make it look like the CIA doesn't know what they're doing?

I thought at this point in the excuse cycle they would be questioning if the CIA agents ever voted DFL and if so if they're just Deep State agents trying to make Trump look bad.

Maybe that's tomorrow
 
2020-06-30 10:55:56 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Way to remind us about your complete lack of credibility in that tweet, Gerald


And we're done.

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If there's one thing he knows, it's throwing US troops under the bus.


Nope. We need that one as well.

Now we're done.
 
2020-06-30 10:56:11 AM  

Xzano: Looks more like Obama was just moving on, putting the past behind him.


You're seriously doubling down on "I can divine super serious meaning from a millisecond captured on film"? Wow...We all like Obama, but Jesus, man...you may actually be drooling.
 
2020-06-30 10:59:53 AM  
Nice fanfic Geraldo.
 
2020-06-30 11:00:51 AM  

tinderfitles: 1) The first was a special forces raid before January 2020 which recovered almost $500,000 USD from a Taliban outpost. How it was stored doesn't matter, compared to the fact that it was there in the first place.
2) Prisoners and local Criminals were interrogated by intelligence to determine the origin of the cash. The findings, that the bounty money came from GRU unit 29155, were confirmed by the CIA Statiom chief and Military Command.
3) A meeting was held about it by the National Security Counsel in late March 2020. Late June the intelligence was shared with British allies.

According the AP white house officials knew of the bounty in early 2019 but kept it secret. The President himself was told multiple times about it in 2019 and it was included in a written briefing in 2020.

It took me five minutes to find that information Geraldo, try doing your god damn job or at the very least a farking Google search.


His job is to protect trump and the gop.   Any investigation or journalism he does is purely happenstance.
 
2020-06-30 11:01:18 AM  

baxterdog: Shaggy_C: Xzano: / Go fark yourself Geraldo, remember one president stood up to evil, and one of them got anally raped.

Yeah, that handshake and mean look totally made Putin stop his invasion of Ukraine or poisoning dissidents in foreign countries or killing people in Syria..."Stood up"...Please

Are you bipolar? Why do you defend the shiatstain in chief so much?


Easy, shaggy's a conservative. It's reflex to defend Republicans
 
2020-06-30 11:03:11 AM  
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2020-06-30 11:04:10 AM  

Shaggy_C: RyogaM: Russia risked interfering overtly in our election, knowing the major risks it involved if it was discovered and failed, just on the off chance they could get rid of Clinton and put in Trump.  Obama and Clinton were despised by Russia otherwise Russia would not have taken the risks.

Alternatively, they knew Obama wasn't going to do anything about it even if they were caught. Which, it turns out, was true; Obama put out a meekly-worded "notice" about election interference that got buried in the news the same day as the "pussy grabbing" tape came out. There was no public denouncement, no huge speech, nothing. Just a "Bin Laden determined to strike in US" -type memo that most Americans completely missed.


Well, that's a bullshiat spin and you know it. Obama was almost completely hamstrung by the Republicans who refused to listen and said it was all political chaff to hurt Trump. Russia knew that Clinton would have responded with the same tough measures that caused them to despise her to begin with, if she was elected. That's why they decided to make their play.  It was smart, they approached the Trump campaign and his every move made it clear that he would welcome their interference, he gave them all they need by cooperating and encouraging their involvement that Russia knew they had him by the short and curlies.  Your spin is so ridiculous I really wonder what is going on that you feel the need to try it.
 
2020-06-30 11:07:08 AM  
If anyone ever explains something to you "in a nutshell", you are almost guaranteed to be missing a good deal of information on that subject.  Most likely info that the person explaining doesn't want you to know.

But you all already knew that.
 
2020-06-30 11:07:42 AM  
He doesn't understand how intelligence agencies work because he himself lacks even the slightest hint of intelligence himself.

"Which, 'he'?" You may ask. "Geraldo or Trump?" And the answer is 'Yes!'.
 
2020-06-30 11:29:37 AM  

Chilkoot Charlie: baxterdog: Shaggy_C: Xzano: / Go fark yourself Geraldo, remember one president stood up to evil, and one of them got anally raped.

Yeah, that handshake and mean look totally made Putin stop his invasion of Ukraine or poisoning dissidents in foreign countries or killing people in Syria..."Stood up"...Please

Are you bipolar? Why do you defend the shiatstain in chief so much?

Easy, shaggy's a conservative. It's reflex to defend Republicans



He's really going all-in with this Russian bounty scandal though.  Usually he takes an arch, above-it-all ironic tone to his shiatposts.  He's abandoned that in these threads for some reason.
 
2020-06-30 11:37:53 AM  

Shaggy_C: Xzano: Looks more like Obama was just moving on, putting the past behind him.

You're seriously doubling down on "I can divine super serious meaning from a millisecond captured on film"? Wow...We all like Obama, but Jesus, man...you may actually be drooling.


You were just doing the same farking thing, you idiot!
 
2020-06-30 11:38:58 AM  

RyogaM: Well, that's a bullshiat spin and you know it. Obama was almost completely hamstrung by the Republicans who refused to listen and said it was all political chaff to hurt Trump.


So you're proving that Obama was tough on Putin...by pointing out that he was afraid of Republicans?

Come on, man. This isn't spin. The problem was that Obama was too honourable and wanted to play by the rules. He didn't want to be seen as interfering in the election, and thus played the aloof incumbent card until it was far too late, and even when he took action it was meekly and quietly.

He did a shiatty job in retrospect, but hindsight is 20/20.

At the time it wasn't clear that Trump would win, and the calculation was that making a huge speech about Russian interference, shutting down Facebook, and opening investigations into Trump supporters would lead to a huge backlash that could have fuelled civil unrest and propelled Trump into the White House. Knowing what we know now, I would much rather we have gone down with a fight than letting Trump and the Russians effectively steal the election and put the USA in the shiat situation that its in now.
 
2020-06-30 11:40:35 AM  

Toxic Park: You were just doing the same farking thing, you idiot!


I was making jokes about Putin shiatting himself. Hardly the same thing as fantasising about either man's actual thought processes, let alone assigning deep philosophical devices like "he was putting the past behind him." Come on...
 
2020-06-30 11:43:06 AM  

Toxic Park: Shaggy_C: Xzano: Looks more like Obama was just moving on, putting the past behind him.

You're seriously doubling down on "I can divine super serious meaning from a millisecond captured on film"? Wow...We all like Obama, but Jesus, man...you may actually be drooling.

You were just doing the same farking thing, you idiot!


In his defense, he isn't very smart.
 
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