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(Do You Remember)   Add Hallmark Channel's 'Christmas In July' movie marathon programming to the 2020 plotline   (doyouremember.com) divider line
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2020-06-30 1:47:00 AM  
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2020-06-30 2:03:14 AM  
That's it. We have found it.

We are in hell.
 
2020-06-30 2:08:34 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: That's it. We have found it.

We are in hell.


And it's not a dry heat.
 
2020-06-30 3:10:43 AM  
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2020-06-30 4:09:33 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: That's it. We have found it.

We are in hell.


I dunno.  I think a lot of people, myself included, feel like being transported to December sounds pretty farking good right now.
 
2020-06-30 4:15:11 AM  
wtf is with the "Christmas in July" bs? So pathetic
 
2020-06-30 4:30:40 AM  
Can we have the murder hornets instead please?
 
2020-06-30 5:02:00 AM  
They do this every year.  The 2020 twist would be not having it and instead broadcast white nationalst infomercials.
 
2020-06-30 5:32:43 AM  
And to keep up the "Christmas Creep" Hallmark has cursed us with; "Christmas in July" actually starts in late June.
 
2020-06-30 5:45:41 AM  

Alphax: ecmoRandomNumbers: That's it. We have found it.

We are in hell.

And it's not a dry heat.


You've clearly not been in Lori Loughlin's vagina.
 
2020-06-30 6:31:35 AM  
Oh good


Another time of year to avoid Lifetime and their crappy movies
 
2020-06-30 6:38:16 AM  
Et tu Movies and Mystery channel? No more Magnum PI and Hart to Hart?
 
2020-06-30 6:46:03 AM  
You know, you don't have to watch. Right?
 
2020-06-30 7:16:00 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: They do this every year.  The 2020 twist would be not having it and instead broadcast white nationalst infomercials.


What's the difference?
 
2020-06-30 7:17:53 AM  
Hallmark movies.
If you want to see Christian. Caucasian. Calamity
Crisis: The streets won't be decorated in time for the CHRISTmas parade and I just mover to town, a bland, but doable, young, bottle blonde with no troubled past, just a hankering for small town life and I'm not looking for a boyfriend, but that guy keeps bumping into me, and he always has a kid, or dog, or some cuddly distraction, and he wants me to help, so how can I say no? It isn't like he likes me like *that* I mean, I certainly don't and if I do, it is vague enough to...ohmyfarkinggodshootmenow.
 
2020-06-30 7:54:30 AM  
Ya know, with things being so shiatty I wouldn't say no to Christmas Vacation or A Christmas Story. But that Hallmark garbage, nuh uh.
 
2020-06-30 7:59:12 AM  
I like to tell people that the only reason my brother-in-law called for medical help is because the remote got stuck in the couch with the TV on the Hallmark Channel.

Plus, I found out that Lasix is not just a horse medication.  I was tempted to put him in a race at Emerald Downs, the whole 'First time Lasix' angle, and get $3.20 to show.

Sadly, the racetrack that he ended up going to was Santa Anita...

/Am I going to hell for joking about the last few weeks of my brother-in-law's life?
//Who's kidding who - aisle seat, please!
///Third slashie reminds us that all the seats are middle seats.  And they don't recline...
 
2020-06-30 8:10:13 AM  
I love that movie. That's the one where the career-focused city girl with the handsome but terrible boyfriend who refuses to commit finds herself stuck in a small town where she meets a equally handsome but slightly scruffier man who drives her crazy through a series of meetcutes, all while trying to save the Christmas Festival from the greedy developer, and she learns the true meaning of Christmas when she kisses the new guy for the first time and agrees to marry him and live in the small town from now on.
 
2020-06-30 8:14:27 AM  
Can we call in airstrikes on their production facilities?
 
2020-06-30 10:54:30 AM  

MissedThePoint: wtf is with the "Christmas in July" bs? So pathetic


My BiL plays Santa as a side gig.  He's a big old guy, natural beard that he bleaches if it's not white enough.  Every year for the last 5 or so he's journeyed to Frankenmuth for Santa school there.

I wonder if he's looking for a teaching gig?
no cross bordering for him this year though
 
2020-06-30 12:05:29 PM  
Here's an idea. Don't watch it.
 
2020-06-30 2:32:21 PM  
The Grim Dystopia of A Christmas Prince
Youtube BsHT1fYouYU
 
2020-06-30 6:18:21 PM  

VictoryCabal: I love that movie. That's the one where the career-focused city girl with the handsome but terrible boyfriend who refuses to commit finds herself stuck in a small town where she meets a equally handsome but slightly scruffier man who drives her crazy through a series of meetcutes, all while trying to save the Christmas Festival from the greedy developer, and she learns the true meaning of Christmas when she kisses the new guy for the first time and agrees to marry him and live in the small town from now on.


Don't forget the red pickup truck!
 
2020-06-30 6:23:49 PM  
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Not bad, but not up to the standards Sturges would set in the coming few years.
 
2020-06-30 7:05:34 PM  
 
2020-06-30 11:50:26 PM  

VictoryCabal: I love that movie. That's the one where the career-focused city girl with the handsome but terrible boyfriend who refuses to commit finds herself stuck in a small town where she meets a equally handsome but slightly scruffier man who drives her crazy through a series of meetcutes, all while trying to save the Christmas Festival from the greedy developer, and she learns the true meaning of Christmas when she kisses the new guy for the first time and agrees to marry him and live in the small town from now on.


Cast it with black people and it's a Tyler Perry family movie by Tyler Perry.

Tylerperry.
 
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