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(Anchorage Daily News)   If you insist on stealing a fire truck, the only reasonable thing to do is drive to the bar with the emergency lights on   ( divider line
    More: Hero, Bristol Bay Borough, Alaska, Bristol Bay Borough Police Department, Dawson Cody Porter, Police Chief John Rhyshek, Naknek, Alaska, Constable, window of the fire station, Bering Sea  
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2020-06-30 1:23:37 AM  
Forget it, Jake, it's Alaska.
2020-06-30 3:48:11 AM  
If you really need a drink, the only reasonable thing to do is steal a fire truck and go get a farking drink.
2020-06-30 6:42:38 AM  
Never go full GTA
2020-06-30 6:57:31 AM  
What starts with F, and ends in uck?
2020-06-30 6:57:43 AM  
Headline isn't wrong.
2020-06-30 7:47:17 AM  
Long day at work?
2020-06-30 7:53:40 AM  
"It's unclear why Porter stole the firetruck and headed to the Naknek bar"

To drink?
2020-06-30 8:00:46 AM  
Well, it's only responsible. You need to warn others of your approach - that's what all them lights and sirens are for.
2020-06-30 8:01:24 AM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: What starts with F, and ends in uck?

Fried duck.
2020-06-30 8:08:00 AM  
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2020-06-30 8:24:48 AM  
If you insist on stealing a fire truck, don't be surprised if you get dragged from the truck and beaten senseless by the public. Honestly, who farks with fire safety?
2020-06-30 8:29:03 AM  
Go big or go home
2020-06-30 8:37:05 AM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: What starts with F, and ends in uck?

2020-06-30 8:47:08 AM  

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2020-06-30 10:38:05 AM  

cman: Never go full GTA

Nono. Full GTA. But first let me grab the speedo custom with the proximity mines. Then wait for the fire truck to show. Steal fire truck. Block traffic. Lay down mines. Move fire  truck. Car chain reaction big bada-boom.

got bored last night. Called the MOC. Sat on the turrets. 10 minutes later after the casualties started piling up and 5 stars, NOOSE finally destroyed the MOC. Definitely double digits in blowing up fire trucks.

Not much else left now that night club makes over 800k every 20ish hours for doing nothing besides a rubber banded controlled character dances all day while I go off and do other things in meat space.
2020-06-30 11:41:25 AM  
Sometimes you just really need a drink.
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