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(AZ Family)   With a spike of cases in his state, Arizona governor orders all bars, gyms, movie theaters, water parks, and tubing rentals to close for the next 30 days. Vows to find the bastard who allowed them to re-open in the middle of a pandemic   (azfamily.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Iraq War troop surge of 2007, Phoenix, Arizona, Gov. Doug Ducey, new executive orders, Great Wolf Lodge, executive orders, Arizona Department of Liquor Licenses, state's efforts  
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2020-06-30 12:48:34 AM  
It was the one armed man
 
2020-06-30 1:07:51 AM  
Just heard on TV: we've been set up for failure.

Sounds right
 
2020-06-30 1:19:35 AM  
He should check a mirror.
 
2020-06-30 1:22:58 AM  
Second week of rising cases in Colorado.  So far the news reporting is still being optimistic, since the opening here was tighter, but we'll see.
 
2020-06-30 1:50:47 AM  
Better close that barn door!
 
2020-06-30 2:10:19 AM  
Next he needs to close every farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse. And then resign.
 
2020-06-30 2:49:48 AM  
If only we knew then what we knew then.
 
2020-06-30 3:06:44 AM  
Told you so, farkwits
 
2020-06-30 3:09:43 AM  
I hope Canada and Mexico keep their borders closed to the US till Trump is out and Biden has put the plague rats under control for good.
 
2020-06-30 3:10:57 AM  
Surging cases in Nevada too. Again I've had to limit my news to one venue. I'm only watching the numbers now, can't stomach the bullpoop theorizing the newscasters seem to be delivering lately. They're all experts now with an obvious flair of drama thrown in with the diatribe.
I just want the facts and numbers.
 
2020-06-30 3:16:10 AM  

Nadie_AZ: Just heard on TV: we've been set up for failure.

Sounds right


God damned liberals...
 
2020-06-30 3:16:28 AM  
Thanks to these clowns reopening too quickly I've ended up withdrawing my vacation request to go back to the mainland in August. Not really wanting to visit when I'll just have to stay in my hotel the entire time because everything is closed AND spend 2 weeks in quarantine when I get back to the territory I'm working on now
 
2020-06-30 3:20:35 AM  
ASU! ASU! ASU!
 
2020-06-30 3:22:59 AM  

Todd300: ASU! ASU! ASU!


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/wait
 
2020-06-30 3:27:43 AM  
Oh yeah, close tubing rentals, but not churches. Real leadership.
No surprise. Doug Dushy has been an ass his whole term, like screwing over teacher pay raises. He's the insecure little brother brown noser who loves pats on the head from his hero, resident rump. He reopened the state early just because he wanted to please rump when he came to town to pretend to care about mask manufacturing.
 
2020-06-30 3:35:25 AM  

lolmao500: I hope Canada and Mexico keep their borders closed to the US till Trump is out and Biden has put the plague rats under control for good.


The closed border helps the US more than Mexico.  Mexico has a covid positive rate above 50% and testing at ~5% compared to the US oer capita while dozens of their nurses and doctors have been physically attacked. Mexico is not Canada.
 
2020-06-30 3:38:18 AM  

pkjun: If only we knew then what we knew then.


If these farkers start migrating to the northeast and ruin shiat we actually had a handle on, I'm gonna be one pissed off motherfarker.

/Wishes PA placed a quarantine like NY, NJ and others put in place.
//We haven't quashed it yet, but our cases are steady, not rising like a skyscraper on the infection graphs.
///My county just opened up Friday, and we're mask/social-distancing friendly.
 
2020-06-30 3:39:22 AM  

lolmao500: I hope Canada and Mexico keep their borders closed to the US till Trump is out and Biden has put the plague rats under control for good.


Yah, I was talking to my coworkers, we don't want the US border open until you guys are under control.
 
2020-06-30 3:42:14 AM  
Cool, it should be all over in 30 days, right?
 
2020-06-30 3:42:41 AM  

PyroStock: lolmao500: I hope Canada and Mexico keep their borders closed to the US till Trump is out and Biden has put the plague rats under control for good.

The closed border helps the US more than Mexico.  Mexico has a covid positive rate above 50% and testing at ~5% compared to the US oer capita while dozens of their nurses and doctors have been physically attacked. Mexico is not Canada.


Well Mexico has been doing the whole but but but the virus is a hoax too...

The idiots arent only right wingers, they are also left wingers. ITS ALL COOL BRO, IF YOU LOVE EACH OTHER THE DISEASE WILL NOT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE PEACE AND LOVE!! JUST CHILL BRO
 
2020-06-30 3:52:55 AM  

Mister Buttons: pkjun: If only we knew then what we knew then.

If these farkers start migrating to the northeast and ruin shiat we actually had a handle on, I'm gonna be one pissed off motherfarker.

/Wishes PA placed a quarantine like NY, NJ and others put in place.
//We haven't quashed it yet, but our cases are steady, not rising like a skyscraper on the infection graphs.
///My county just opened up Friday, and we're mask/social-distancing friendly.


There's no way this doesn't roll back and hit the NE again.
 
2020-06-30 3:59:47 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Mister Buttons: pkjun: If only we knew then what we knew then.

If these farkers start migrating to the northeast and ruin shiat we actually had a handle on, I'm gonna be one pissed off motherfarker.

/Wishes PA placed a quarantine like NY, NJ and others put in place.
//We haven't quashed it yet, but our cases are steady, not rising like a skyscraper on the infection graphs.
///My county just opened up Friday, and we're mask/social-distancing friendly.

There's no way this doesn't roll back and hit the NE again.


I know, it's like living next to an apartment neighbor with 10,000 roaches.

Doesn't matter how clean your place is, they're gonna come back. :(

/Unfortunately, we can't hire an exterminator to stop things.
 
2020-06-30 4:10:51 AM  

Mister Buttons: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Mister Buttons: pkjun: If only we knew then what we knew then.

If these farkers start migrating to the northeast and ruin shiat we actually had a handle on, I'm gonna be one pissed off motherfarker.

/Wishes PA placed a quarantine like NY, NJ and others put in place.
//We haven't quashed it yet, but our cases are steady, not rising like a skyscraper on the infection graphs.
///My county just opened up Friday, and we're mask/social-distancing friendly.

There's no way this doesn't roll back and hit the NE again.

I know, it's like living next to an apartment neighbor with 10,000 roaches.

Doesn't matter how clean your place is, they're gonna come back. :(

/Unfortunately, we can't hire an exterminator to stop things.


Canadians nod in agreement.
 
2020-06-30 5:40:23 AM  

Don't Lag Me Bro: lolmao500: I hope Canada and Mexico keep their borders closed to the US till Trump is out and Biden has put the plague rats under control for good.

Yah, I was talking to my coworkers, we don't want the US border open until you guys are under control.


Ya, do not let us into your country right now.
 
2020-06-30 6:58:26 AM  
I wonder if ghost shirts would sell right now.
 
2020-06-30 7:03:42 AM  

dryknife: I wonder if ghost shirts would sell right now.


Ghost shirts?

Is that like the Emperor's New Clothes?
 
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2020-06-30 7:23:42 AM  

comic serif: Oh yeah, close tubing rentals, but not churches. Real leadership.
No surprise. Doug Dushy has been an ass his whole term, like screwing over teacher pay raises. He's the insecure little brother brown noser who loves pats on the head from his hero, resident rump. He reopened the state early just because he wanted to please rump when he came to town to pretend to care about mask manufacturing.


Yep.  As soon as the visit to the Honeywell factory producing masks was announced I knew we were gonna be farked.  He was doing marginally OK before that but to make Trump look good he reopened.

I like this line for this situation:

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2020-06-30 10:18:09 AM  

comic serif: Oh yeah, close tubing rentals, but not churches. Real leadership.
No surprise. Doug Dushy has been an ass his whole term, like screwing over teacher pay raises. He's the insecure little brother brown noser who loves pats on the head from his hero, resident rump. He reopened the state early just because he wanted to please rump when he came to town to pretend to care about mask manufacturing.


My mom's church closed in person services there earlier this week so at least some places of worship are being responsible.
 
2020-06-30 10:23:35 AM  

Iamos: Next he needs to close every farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse. And then resign.


Why bother when the fox is already in?

Imagine all the money we can save on fencing if the fox is just always there!
 
2020-06-30 10:25:36 AM  

Mister Buttons: pkjun: If only we knew then what we knew then.

If these farkers start migrating to the northeast and ruin shiat we actually had a handle on, I'm gonna be one pissed off motherfarker.

/Wishes PA placed a quarantine like NY, NJ and others put in place.
//We haven't quashed it yet, but our cases are steady, not rising like a skyscraper on the infection graphs.
///My county just opened up Friday, and we're mask/social-distancing friendly.


They migrate fromthere every year. Snowbirds they call them.
 
2020-06-30 10:34:05 AM  

puffy999: Nadie_AZ: Just heard on TV: we've been set up for failure.

Sounds right

God damned liberals...


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2020-06-30 12:34:04 PM  

Iamos: comic serif: Oh yeah, close tubing rentals, but not churches. Real leadership.
No surprise. Doug Dushy has been an ass his whole term, like screwing over teacher pay raises. He's the insecure little brother brown noser who loves pats on the head from his hero, resident rump. He reopened the state early just because he wanted to please rump when he came to town to pretend to care about mask manufacturing.

My mom's church closed in person services there earlier this week so at least some places of worship are being responsible.


Meanwhile, my mom's church in Tucson reopened this week.

They're requiring masks and spaced out seating but it's still wildly irresponsible. Thankfully they're still streaming the services online and my parents are watching from home, and apparently there were only about a dozen people there in person, but how could anyone possibly think this is the right time to be opening things anywhere in Arizona.
 
2020-06-30 4:45:59 PM  
Closing the tubing rentals?  NOW THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR!!!
 
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