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(Fox News)   Coronazona to err on the side of murdering Arizonans   (foxnews.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Government, Sovereign state, State, The Onset, Feeling, Mask, Arizona, Mayor Bryce Hamblin of Eagar  
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3075 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 Jun 2020 at 4:05 AM (10 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-29 10:57:34 PM  
My freedom to cause your death through my contagious disease trumps your right to live.
 
2020-06-29 11:59:39 PM  
This is my town.

Run by Mormons and shiatkickers.

Somebody send me Lysol. Lots.
 
2020-06-30 12:05:54 AM  
Ooh! I just had an idea. I could make a fortune on a canister that shoots lysol like pepper spray or bear spray. From a good 12 feet away, you just knock the stupid off of somebody's unmasked face with a couple ounces of Lysol going 100 miles an hour.
 
2020-06-30 12:11:58 AM  
Is it Coronazona or Coronizona? Can we get a ruling from Webster's?
 
2020-06-30 1:40:36 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: This is my town.

Run by Mormons and shiatkickers.

Somebody send me Lysol. Lots.


Oh, relax, all precautions are being taken:

"The mayor asks those feeling ill to stay home"
 
2020-06-30 2:26:42 AM  
Hi ecmo
 
2020-06-30 2:33:18 AM  

toddalmighty: Hi ecmo


Hello!
 
2020-06-30 4:10:08 AM  
If there is one good thing that has come out of the pandemic, it is good word play. Coronazona. I like it.
 
2020-06-30 4:12:27 AM  

Don't Lag Me Bro: If there is one good thing that has come out of the pandemic, it is good word play. Coronazona. I like it.


Sounds like the name of a shiatty music festival, the kind with Ted Nugent as a headliner.
 
2020-06-30 4:18:26 AM  
Corona + Arizona

=

Corona

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2020-06-30 4:23:19 AM  

aagrajag: Don't Lag Me Bro: If there is one good thing that has come out of the pandemic, it is good word play. Coronazona. I like it.

Sounds like the name of a shiatty music festival, the kind with Ted Nugent as a headliner.


Which is about what you'd expect from a plague festival.
 
2020-06-30 4:31:55 AM  
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Sadly, reality won't imitate this art.
 
2020-06-30 4:41:28 AM  
Fark really needs a coronavirus tab.
 
2020-06-30 4:43:31 AM  
Cue a Kemp-like "We just learned of this new discovery that covid can be transmitted asymptomatically" press conference in 3...2...
 
2020-06-30 4:45:35 AM  
One time I went home with a chick who was infested with bedbugs, the first time I only got a bite or two which put my radar on high alert.  Second time, I was bit up about 90 times all over my back (I guess they were hungry).

"Far Side Comic of "ways nature says STAY AWAY!".
 
2020-06-30 4:54:11 AM  
Die for Donald's Debt-gate
 
2020-06-30 5:08:22 AM  

Mister Buttons: One time I went home with a chick who was infested with bedbugs, the first time I only got a bite or two which put my radar on high alert.  Second time, I was bit up about 90 times all over my back (I guess they were hungry).

"Far Side Comic of "ways nature says STAY AWAY!".


Considering that bedbugs "bite" by shoving their boney knife-penis into flesh, that is highly ironic.

/I think? I'm not a songwriter.
 
2020-06-30 5:21:05 AM  
Talk about some slow motherf*rking learners.
 
2020-06-30 5:35:20 AM  
Times like this I kind of wish this pandemic was significantly more deadly as it would cull the herd of stupidity among the slobbering masses.

Sorry, but at some point in time you just have to admit these people are asking for what they could get. Damn them all to hell for spreading it to the rest of us. 4 months of this crap, and in another 4 months I am going to get a hazmat suit, big jug of 100% pure Covid and start spraying it on this people
 
2020-06-30 5:45:27 AM  
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2020-06-30 5:47:28 AM  
Decreasing the surplus population.
 
2020-06-30 5:47:46 AM  

orangehat: Fark really needs a coronavirus tab.


Wouldn't that be like 80% of the links then? With the other 20% shared between asinine and dumbass for trump and Bexit related news.
 
2020-06-30 5:48:52 AM  

aagrajag: Don't Lag Me Bro: If there is one good thing that has come out of the pandemic, it is good word play. Coronazona. I like it.

Sounds like the name of a shiatty music festival, the kind with Ted Nugent as a headliner.


Chronzon is a demon.  Coronazona would be pronouncing it with an accent. Seems quite apt.
 
2020-06-30 5:50:56 AM  
Damn, Cividiots must never have read the Constitution.
 
2020-06-30 6:08:23 AM  
Wow - that comment section is tragic
 
2020-06-30 6:13:02 AM  

orangehat: Fark really needs a coronavirus tab.


So we can join the wildly successful strategy of completely ignoring it?
 
2020-06-30 6:15:56 AM  

Tanqueray: Is it Coronazona or Coronizona? Can we get a ruling from Webster's?


Arirona.
 
2020-06-30 6:18:45 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Ooh! I just had an idea. I could make a fortune on a canister that shoots lysol like pepper spray or bear spray. From a good 12 feet away, you just knock the stupid off of somebody's unmasked face with a couple ounces of Lysol going 100 miles an hour.


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2020-06-30 6:22:26 AM  

orangehat: Fark really needs a coronavirus tab.


The fact that even a global pandemic is considered a political thing worth arguing over is a sad reflection on society.
 
2020-06-30 6:36:35 AM  
This country is doomed....and probably deserves it.
 
2020-06-30 6:47:56 AM  
Don't read the comments. Just don't.
 
2020-06-30 6:58:23 AM  
Eventually, when a species hits a certain population density a disease comes along and wipes out a good amount of the population. Idiots like this increase the likelihood it's our turn.
 
2020-06-30 7:01:23 AM  
article is running at about a 50% typo rate, photo of planes lined up on a taxiway is definitely not eagar, az and the mayor is an idiot.
 
2020-06-30 7:27:37 AM  
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2020-06-30 7:39:25 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: This is my town.


ecmoRandomNumbers: Ooh! I just had an idea. I could make a fortune on a canister that shoots lysol like pepper spray or bear spray. From a good 12 feet away, you just knock the stupid off of somebody's unmasked face with a couple ounces of Lysol going 100 miles an hour.



Sounds like you're going to be one of the rioters the mayor seems to be so worried about.  Or, possibly just *the* rioter.
 
2020-06-30 7:40:11 AM  

mrparks: Mister Buttons: One time I went home with a chick who was infested with bedbugs, the first time I only got a bite or two which put my radar on high alert.  Second time, I was bit up about 90 times all over my back (I guess they were hungry).

"Far Side Comic of "ways nature says STAY AWAY!".

Considering that bedbugs "bite" by shoving their boney knife-penis into flesh, that is highly ironic.

/I think? I'm not a songwriter.


Isabella Rossellni's informational video on the bedbug's knife-like penis.

SEDUCE ME: Bedbug | From Green Porno's Isabella Rossellni
Youtube tVpSoHubwTY
 
2020-06-30 8:11:35 AM  

Shaggy_C: orangehat: Fark really needs a coronavirus tab.

The fact that even a global pandemic is considered a political thing worth arguing over is a sad reflection on society.


Trump voters made it political.
 
2020-06-30 8:15:49 AM  

Shaggy_C: orangehat: Fark really needs a coronavirus tab.

The fact that even a global pandemic is considered a political thing worth arguing over is a sad reflection on society.


These days, every time I hear the word "partisan" on the news, I immediately think Republicans are throwing fit over something stupid. If that word gets used when talking about anywhere else in the world, it's something like a border dispute or environmentalists opposing a mine being opened, but in America it usually means a bill funding education is being held up because Republicans want to include something about telling trans people what bathroom to use or some other inane bullshiat.
 
2020-06-30 8:25:21 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: This is my town.

Run by Mormons and shiatkickers.

Somebody send me Lysol. Lots.


a bus ticket would be more effective
 
2020-06-30 8:27:30 AM  
i always get a laugh when rwnj and conspiracists say 'do some research' in the comments, when their research seems to consist of 4chan and the onan network
 
2020-06-30 8:38:18 AM  
Those comments though. God damn there are some stupid motherfarkers in the world.
 
2020-06-30 8:39:33 AM  
Your hospital beds are full in Arizona. Try not to get sick or injured for a few months. If you are living with cancer or other disease, you should probably move to a different state. Maybe stop voting for Republicans too.
 
2020-06-30 8:40:41 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: i always get a laugh when rwnj and conspiracists say 'do some research' in the comments, when their research seems to consist of 4chan and the onan network


Onan network?  Like this?:
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2020-06-30 8:54:38 AM  
I didn't realize Fox News was hiring ESL staff to write their articles.  That's a really brave step for them!
 
2020-06-30 8:57:40 AM  
Sergeant Toomey: [to Epstein]  I'm out there trying to save those boys' lives, you crawling bookworm. Stand in my way - and I'll PULVERIZE YA! Into chicken droppings!
 
2020-06-30 9:00:05 AM  
Dammit, I read the comments and I'm seriously angry now.  Looks like stupidity may become fatal after all.
 
2020-06-30 9:23:32 AM  
stupid republicans do what stupid republicans do.  Thank fully they manly kill each other.
 
2020-06-30 9:34:58 AM  
Ronapolutia
 
2020-06-30 9:40:07 AM  
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Hey, Mayor Bryce Hamblin, I'm just curious, do bodies buried in the desert decompose or do they dry out and become kinda mummified?
 
2020-06-30 9:49:49 AM  

I-K-Rumba: [Fark user image image 275x183]
Hey, Mayor Bryce Hamblin, I'm just curious, do bodies buried in the desert decompose or do they dry out and become kinda mummified?


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Ask my friend here.
 
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