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(CTV News)   Ricin? Anthrax? Anything you want, I can so totally get it for you here on the Dark Web - Sincerely, Not an FBI Agent   (winnipeg.ctvnews.ca) divider line
    More: Misc, Federal Bureau of Investigation, FBI Special Agent Steven Noldin, North Dakota, 37-year-old Sijie Liu, undercover FBI employee, Plea, U. S. District Court, Subaru Forester  
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1795 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jun 2020 at 7:12 AM (10 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-30 7:16:13 AM  
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2020-06-30 7:18:22 AM  
Who would try to buy ricin when its easy enough to make?
 
2020-06-30 7:18:43 AM  
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2020-06-30 7:19:30 AM  
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"Hey, welcome to Pawn-O-Matic!"
 
2020-06-30 7:22:10 AM  
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2020-06-30 7:22:49 AM  
Noldin's affidavit says law enforcement observed the Subaru arrive at a parcel pickup in Pembina. It said, according to plainclothes officers inside the business, Liu used a fake name, Julie Chen.

Huh. Julie Chen, unaware that Big Brother was watching.
 
2020-06-30 7:24:04 AM  
I keep telling people it's more complicated than just going to darkweb.gov
 
2020-06-30 7:42:27 AM  
So...why was she buying enough poison to require a truck? Is she a terrorist?
 
2020-06-30 7:45:21 AM  

Animatronik: So...why was she buying enough poison to require a truck? Is she a terrorist?


I think the article says she only bought 10 ml. No idea why she needed a truck.
 
2020-06-30 7:47:08 AM  

The_Homeless_Guy: Animatronik: So...why was she buying enough poison to require a truck? Is she a terrorist?

I think the article says she only bought 10 ml. No idea why she needed a truck.


She picked up six other packages at the same time.  Probably horse-sized dildos or something else bulky.
 
2020-06-30 7:47:34 AM  

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2020-06-30 7:51:31 AM  

Dork Gently: The_Homeless_Guy: Animatronik: So...why was she buying enough poison to require a truck? Is she a terrorist?

I think the article says she only bought 10 ml. No idea why she needed a truck.

She picked up six other packages at the same time.  Probably horse-sized dildos or something else bulky.


She drove a Subaru Forester. I think the flatbed referred to in the article is one of those carts/dollies with 4 wheels.
 
2020-06-30 7:59:48 AM  

Tomosauruswrecks: Dork Gently: The_Homeless_Guy: Animatronik: So...why was she buying enough poison to require a truck? Is she a terrorist?

I think the article says she only bought 10 ml. No idea why she needed a truck.

She picked up six other packages at the same time.  Probably horse-sized dildos or something else bulky.

She drove a Subaru Forester. I think the flatbed referred to in the article is one of those carts/dollies with 4 wheels.


So you're saying they were elephant-sized, not horse-sized?
 
2020-06-30 8:15:48 AM  

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Dafuq?
 
2020-06-30 8:24:35 AM  
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2020-06-30 8:25:35 AM  

ColonelCathcart: REDARMYVODKA: [Fark user image image 532x398]

Dafuq?


A variety of potato named Russian Banana.
 
2020-06-30 8:37:28 AM  

LiberalConservative: ColonelCathcart: REDARMYVODKA: [Fark user image image 532x398]

Dafuq?

A variety of potato named Russian Banana.


Very strange. Never saw those at the market in Russia before.
 
2020-06-30 8:46:57 AM  
Will be interesting to see what her intentions were in obtaining the agents. Was it for an attack? Was she trying to get samples to take back to China for testing/experiments?

Was she a terrorist or a crazy or a spy?
 
2020-06-30 8:49:28 AM  

HypnozombieX: I keep telling people it's more complicated than just going to darkweb.gov


If the web is dark, how can you see the pages?
 
2020-06-30 8:51:20 AM  

edmo: HypnozombieX: I keep telling people it's more complicated than just going to darkweb.gov

If the web is dark, how can you see the pages?


Adjust your Onion's settings, duh.
 
2020-06-30 9:04:02 AM  
Sounds like someones needs an interventions.
 
2020-06-30 9:04:49 AM  
Also:  just spend the money on iTunes if you really want Anthrax.
 
2020-06-30 9:21:27 AM  
Why buy the poison when the 'rona is free?
 
2020-06-30 10:05:59 AM  
Hit this motherf**ker, G
No, naw, man, I can't fark with that
Aw, man, I been dealin' with you for three motherf**kin' months, you ain't hit the pipe in front of me yet!
So, what you sayin'?
I think you 5-0!
5-0? Man, I ain't no motherf**kin' cop!
Well, hit this motherf**ker then
 
2020-06-30 10:10:28 AM  

HypnozombieX: I keep telling people it's more complicated than just going to darkweb.gov


That got me. I can't stop laughing. 😱
 
2020-06-30 10:20:08 AM  
Right now, if I were the nusband, bf, or coworker of this woman, I'd be asking myself just how much I'd pissed her off lately...
 
2020-06-30 10:23:16 AM  

ColonelCathcart: LiberalConservative: ColonelCathcart: REDARMYVODKA: [Fark user image image 532x398]

Dafuq?

A variety of potato named Russian Banana.

Very strange. Never saw those at the market in Russia before.


More info on them.
 
2020-06-30 10:24:59 AM  

Psylence: Who would try to buy ricin when its easy enough to make?


She needed all the accessories too and Amazon must have been sold out of the Bioterror Starter Kit.
 
2020-06-30 10:44:15 AM  

Psylence: Who would try to buy ricin when its easy enough to make?


Not everyone is a chemist, or smart enough to be able to fake being one while following a recipe.
 
2020-06-30 11:13:23 AM  
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Who needs the dark web?  They are just on the regular web: https://anthrax.com/

/Antisocial!
 
2020-06-30 11:35:23 AM  
That's a complicated plan with crossing into the US. I wonder what the larger story is. I'm glad they do stuff like this, but I'm surprised they still get people. I assume when I see illegal things being sold on gun boards it's the FBI. I've also seen international listings for things you clearly can't import without a State department license. I wonder what agency is doing that.
 
2020-06-30 11:58:51 AM  

TheVirginMarty: Will be interesting to see what her intentions were in obtaining the agents. Was it for an attack? Was she trying to get samples to take back to China for testing/experiments?

Was she a terrorist or a crazy or a spy?


What???

I'm pretty sure China has the god damn ability to make some god damn ricin and some god damn PPE any time they farking feel like it.  They are after all a nuclear power and made the device you posted your deep thoughts with.  China makes things. It's pretty much what they do.
 
2020-06-30 1:25:03 PM  

justanotherfarkinfarker: That's a complicated plan with crossing into the US. I wonder what the larger story is. I'm glad they do stuff like this, but I'm surprised they still get people. I assume when I see illegal things being sold on gun boards it's the FBI. I've also seen international listings for things you clearly can't import without a State department license. I wonder what agency is doing that.


Fark taught me it's police departments who are able to buy certain guns normally off limits to regular folks and then they sell them out the back door
 
2020-06-30 2:57:26 PM  
If you want Ricin, just follow the recipe in 'The Anarchist's Cookbook'

It's NOT dangerously incorrect, you won't get hurt, safe as houses.
Go for it, Fark commies. Do _something_ to actually improve America.
 
2020-06-30 5:45:15 PM  

The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: If you want Ricin, just follow the recipe in 'The Anarchist's Cookbook'

It's NOT dangerously incorrect, you won't get hurt, safe as houses.
Go for it, Fark commies. Do _something_ to actually improve America.


Hello r*tard who has no knowledge of any of the books they reference. I've got all of them and more on my shelves and you don't know sweet fark all about whats in any of them.
 
2020-06-30 5:46:22 PM  

GrogSmash: Psylence: Who would try to buy ricin when its easy enough to make?

Not everyone is a chemist, or smart enough to be able to fake being one while following a recipe.


Ricin is so easy to make is scary. Its not even complicated.
 
2020-06-30 5:59:52 PM  

Psylence: GrogSmash: Psylence: Who would try to buy ricin when its easy enough to make?

Not everyone is a chemist, or smart enough to be able to fake being one while following a recipe.

Ricin is so easy to make is scary. Its not even complicated.


I just pour in the dried stuff with some water and flick the switch.  Like half an hour later the house smells amazing.
 
2020-06-30 6:56:04 PM  

Psylence: The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: If you want Ricin, just follow the recipe in 'The Anarchist's Cookbook'

It's NOT dangerously incorrect, you won't get hurt, safe as houses.
Go for it, Fark commies. Do _something_ to actually improve America.

Hello r*tard who has no knowledge of any of the books they reference. I've got all of them and more on my shelves and you don't know sweet fark all about whats in any of them.


Make a batch of Ricin today, following the AC recipe. You'll raise the IQ of your home city.
 
2020-07-01 3:36:44 PM  

The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: Psylence: The knight who says EkiEkiPoontang: If you want Ricin, just follow the recipe in 'The Anarchist's Cookbook'

It's NOT dangerously incorrect, you won't get hurt, safe as houses.
Go for it, Fark commies. Do _something_ to actually improve America.

Hello r*tard who has no knowledge of any of the books they reference. I've got all of them and more on my shelves and you don't know sweet fark all about whats in any of them.

Make a batch of Ricin today, following the AC recipe. You'll raise the IQ of your home city.


Which ain't even in the AC, but you'd know that if you weren't a moron talkin out your ass.

Good day.
 
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