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(Politicus USA)   Wounded veteran Tammy Duckworth is out of f*cks to give, tears Trump up and down the back nine for golfing while Bountygate was erupting   (politicususa.com) divider line
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2020-06-30 8:08:48 AM  
51 votes:

kling_klang_bed: Alphax: foo monkey: Farking Clown Shoes: Trump won't care. She's a woman.

"I like my women to have two legs!"

Tammy would immediately kick his ass anyway.

And put her stump in his ass.


She could literally break her foot off in his ass.

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2020-06-30 8:10:10 AM  
28 votes:

Giant Clown Shoe: Woman of color, purple heart, goes for the throat, from a guaranteed blue state so no issue w the Senate seat?

Someone just moved up the VP handicapping board.


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2020-06-30 8:31:32 AM  
21 votes:

Podna: How is Russia offering bounties on troops different than giving the mujahedeen modern weapons to use against the Soviet union?


Oh good, Sen Cornyn showed up
 
2020-06-30 4:36:13 AM  
18 votes:

Alphax: Notabunny: Would you rather he was working hard to pass extremist legislation? STFU and don't give him any ideas!

He can't do that without Congress.  Nancy Pelosi won't let anything that bad through the House, and the Senate is completely useless now.


Don't be so sure. Pelosi gladly passed the extension of the patriot act. The GOP needs to go, but the Democrats aren't good by default just because they're better than the worst people on earth.
 
2020-06-30 5:53:16 AM  
14 votes:

Farking Clown Shoes: Trump won't care. She's a woman.


"I like my women to have two legs!"
 
2020-06-30 8:25:28 AM  
13 votes:

Alphax: Notabunny: Would you rather he was working hard to pass extremist legislation? STFU and don't give him any ideas!

He can't do that without Congress.  Nancy Pelosi won't let anything that bad through the House, and the Senate is completely useless now.


Nancy Pelosi: "It is my goal to make our President a one-term president."
 
2020-06-30 10:04:31 AM  
11 votes:

Podna: How is Russia offering bounties on troops different than giving the mujahedeen modern weapons to use against the Soviet union?


There is no difference; they are exactly the same. Which is why I won't vote for Leonid Brezhnev ever again.
 
2020-06-30 8:42:25 AM  
11 votes:

leeksfromchichis: Alphax: Notabunny: Would you rather he was working hard to pass extremist legislation? STFU and don't give him any ideas!

He can't do that without Congress.  Nancy Pelosi won't let anything that bad through the House, and the Senate is completely useless now.

Don't be so sure. Pelosi gladly passed the extension of the patriot act. The GOP needs to go, but the Democrats aren't good by default just because they're better than the worst people on earth.


Still proud of your Jill Stein vote?
 
2020-06-30 7:58:00 AM  
11 votes:

Giant Clown Shoe: Woman of color, purple heart, goes for the throat, from a guaranteed blue state so no issue w the Senate seat?

Someone just moved up the VP handicapping board.


....I see what you did there, lol
 
2020-06-30 9:42:37 AM  
8 votes:

Podna: Can't wait for Biden to win, to  manage American imperialism the right way, not this way.


That's 100% what this non-story is about. Trump has done everything he was supposed to except wage wars. Biden won't be a fascist, but he'll leave the fascist stuff in place and start wars while keeping the chair warm for the next guy who can go full fash

When Mitt Romney said Russia is our enemy, he didn't mean "they'll install a fascist president", he meant "so let's wage some wars"
 
2020-06-30 8:11:14 AM  
8 votes:

Chabash: I'd love to see her run for president.


I see what you did there.

/Aisle seat?
 
2020-06-30 2:29:49 AM  
8 votes:
Would you rather he was working hard to pass extremist legislation? STFU and don't give him any ideas!
 
2020-06-30 5:27:46 AM  
6 votes:
Big fan of Senator I Don't Know Forty Dollars I'm Just Guessing.
 
2020-06-30 8:47:14 AM  
5 votes:

Alphax: Butterflew: 1. He would imitate her walking with her prosthetics.

Imitate her walk?  He can't walk like any human.


Remember how he mocked the disabled reporter a few years ago? That kind of pettiness. I never said he would do it well. He can't do anything well. Except maybe his steaks.
 
2020-06-30 8:26:55 AM  
5 votes:

SpectroBoy: Chabash: I'd love to see her run for president.

I see what you did there.

/Aisle seat?


I don't mind the window, I have teacher bladder.
 
2020-06-30 8:22:12 AM  
5 votes:

whyRpeoplesostupid: Giant Clown Shoe: Woman of color, purple heart, goes for the throat, from a guaranteed blue state so no issue w the Senate seat?

Someone just moved up the VP handicapping board.

RevCarter: I sure hope this is at least partially her making the case for her own suitability for the VP slot. And I hope it's working.

Imagine, just imagine what she would say on the campaign trail, AND how Trump would respond to her


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2020-06-30 9:13:53 AM  
4 votes:

Alphax: foo monkey: Farking Clown Shoes: Trump won't care. She's a woman.

"I like my women to have two legs!"

Tammy would immediately kick his ass anyway.


And she can do it from all the way across the room.
 
2020-06-30 8:51:20 AM  
4 votes:
Duckworth is maybe the one good hire Rod Blagojevich ever made, probably by accident.
 
2020-06-30 8:28:55 AM  
4 votes:
we did this exact same thing against the NVA and USSR but the Qanon Libs think this is going to be what brings down Donnie
 
2020-06-30 10:42:53 AM  
3 votes:

Podna: How is Russia offering bounties on troops different than giving the mujahedeen modern weapons to use against the Soviet union?


To get to the other side.

/see, I can do nonsensical too
 
2020-06-30 9:02:10 AM  
3 votes:

Podna: How is Russia offering bounties on troops different than giving the mujahedeen modern weapons to use against the Soviet union?


How is your ability to exhale proof of sentience?
 
2020-06-30 9:00:31 AM  
3 votes:

havocmike: Serious question - what should our retaliation be for something like this? Economic embargoes? International criminal charges? Exploding cigars in Putin's humidor?


Reward Putin by bringing him into the G7. The paperwork must be atrocious,.
 
2020-06-30 8:28:18 AM  
3 votes:
How is Russia offering bounties on troops different than giving the mujahedeen modern weapons to use against the Soviet union?
 
2020-06-30 8:00:00 AM  
3 votes:
Mutiny Over the Bounty.....gate (obligatory, apparently)
 
2020-06-30 8:05:12 AM  
2 votes:

Alphax: foo monkey: Farking Clown Shoes: Trump won't care. She's a woman.

"I like my women to have two legs!"

Tammy would immediately kick his ass anyway.


And put her stump in his ass.
 
2020-06-30 4:12:46 PM  
1 vote:

Publikwerks: whyRpeoplesostupid: Giant Clown Shoe: Woman of color, purple heart, goes for the throat, from a guaranteed blue state so no issue w the Senate seat?

Someone just moved up the VP handicapping board.

RevCarter: I sure hope this is at least partially her making the case for her own suitability for the VP slot. And I hope it's working.

Imagine, just imagine what she would say on the campaign trail, AND how Trump would respond to her

IMAGINE the VP Debate. Pence couldn't run away. She can unload....Just fury.


Mother would have to sit next to him, though
 
2020-06-30 11:41:10 AM  
1 vote:

NINEv2: Podna: How is Russia offering bounties on troops different than giving the mujahedeen modern weapons to use against the Soviet union?

To get to the other side.

/see, I can do nonsensical too


the truth is nonsense now? you should probably read about how we armed them to fight a proxy war against the USSR in Afghanistan
 
2020-06-30 10:56:06 AM  
1 vote:

webron: Podna: How is Russia offering bounties on troops different than giving the mujahedeen modern weapons to use against the Soviet union?

Why do I get the feeling you would try to justify Al Qaeda's 9/11 attacks if they occurred during trump watch.


9/11 was in retaliation for us having military bases in Saudi Arabia, it was an attack on our financial institution done to hurt the only thing the American government cares about.
 
2020-06-30 10:20:47 AM  
1 vote:

RasIanI: Mutiny Over the Bounty.....gate (obligatory, apparently)


Didn't Trump say he identified with Bligh?
 
2020-06-30 10:12:08 AM  
1 vote:

CrazedAndBemused: RasIanI: havocmike: Serious question - what should our retaliation be for something like this? Economic embargoes? International criminal charges? Exploding cigars in Putin's humidor?

Double Down on the Magnitsky Act provisions.

To paraphrase William Tecumseh Sherman (PBUH), Make Russia Howl.


Sherman was a farking monster. His gleeful participation in the genocide of the Native Americans is the only part of his miserable life that should ever be remembered. Every time you or anyone else mentions him in a positive light, it's just a reminder that Americans still don't give a fark about the only part of our national history even more despicable than slavery was.
 
2020-06-30 9:44:37 AM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: Podna: Boo_Guy: Podna: Boo_Guy: Podna: How is Russia offering bounties on troops different than giving the mujahedeen modern weapons to use against the Soviet union?

Doesn't matter. What was his response to learning about these bounties?


If you believe he found out when we did then his response was to shrug and go golf, no denouncement, no calls for sanctions, no f*cks to give about it at all.

If you believe he knew ages ago then his response was to keep sucking up to Putin, calling Russia our friend, and trying to get him back into the G8, no denouncement, no calls for sanctions, no farks to give about it at all.

It's a farking disgrace either way.

Maybe we shouldn't be there, its been almost 20 years its over we lost, tuck tail and run

Again, doesn't matter, his reaction to it does, and it was a complete failure.

Can't wait for Biden to win, to  manage American imperialism the right way, not this way.

We'll have 50% unemployment and mass evictions in August but damnit were gonna keep burning money in the ME. Can't have money to help people here

You uh, understand that BIden won't be elected till November, so he can't possibly do a thing about unemployment and evictions in AUGUST, right?


Im just stating that yall want a managed imperialism.  So y'all can go back  to brunch.
Im just stating that Americans lives are going to hell, now. Most people are against us doing this.  Im sure even more so with 50% unemployment.
 
2020-06-30 9:41:24 AM  
1 vote:

Podna: Boo_Guy: Podna: Boo_Guy: Podna: How is Russia offering bounties on troops different than giving the mujahedeen modern weapons to use against the Soviet union?

Doesn't matter. What was his response to learning about these bounties?


If you believe he found out when we did then his response was to shrug and go golf, no denouncement, no calls for sanctions, no f*cks to give about it at all.

If you believe he knew ages ago then his response was to keep sucking up to Putin, calling Russia our friend, and trying to get him back into the G8, no denouncement, no calls for sanctions, no farks to give about it at all.

It's a farking disgrace either way.

Maybe we shouldn't be there, its been almost 20 years its over we lost, tuck tail and run

Again, doesn't matter, his reaction to it does, and it was a complete failure.

Can't wait for Biden to win, to  manage American imperialism the right way, not this way.

We'll have 50% unemployment and mass evictions in August but damnit were gonna keep burning money in the ME. Can't have money to help people here


Whatabout whatabout whatabout.
 
2020-06-30 9:34:03 AM  
1 vote:

Boo_Guy: Podna: Boo_Guy: Podna: How is Russia offering bounties on troops different than giving the mujahedeen modern weapons to use against the Soviet union?

Doesn't matter. What was his response to learning about these bounties?


If you believe he found out when we did then his response was to shrug and go golf, no denouncement, no calls for sanctions, no f*cks to give about it at all.

If you believe he knew ages ago then his response was to keep sucking up to Putin, calling Russia our friend, and trying to get him back into the G8, no denouncement, no calls for sanctions, no farks to give about it at all.

It's a farking disgrace either way.

Maybe we shouldn't be there, its been almost 20 years its over we lost, tuck tail and run

Again, doesn't matter, his reaction to it does, and it was a complete failure.


Can't wait for Biden to win, to  manage American imperialism the right way, not this way.

We'll have 50% unemployment and mass evictions in August but damnit were gonna keep burning money in the ME. Can't have money to help people here
 
2020-06-30 9:28:35 AM  
1 vote:

Podna: Boo_Guy: Podna: How is Russia offering bounties on troops different than giving the mujahedeen modern weapons to use against the Soviet union?

Doesn't matter. What was his response to learning about these bounties?


If you believe he found out when we did then his response was to shrug and go golf, no denouncement, no calls for sanctions, no f*cks to give about it at all.

If you believe he knew ages ago then his response was to keep sucking up to Putin, calling Russia our friend, and trying to get him back into the G8, no denouncement, no calls for sanctions, no farks to give about it at all.

It's a farking disgrace either way.

Maybe we shouldn't be there, its been almost 20 years its over we lost, tuck tail and run


Again, doesn't matter, his reaction to it does, and it was a complete failure.
 
2020-06-30 9:27:06 AM  
1 vote:

A_Listless_Wanderer: Podna: NathanAllen: Podna: How is Russia offering bounties on troops different than giving the mujahedeen modern weapons to use against the Soviet union?

Strange, I remember the USSR being an enemy when we armed insurrectionists in our shadow wars. But bow the Right in our country pretend they're great friends.

So which is it? Is Russia and ally or an enemy?

We also enabled a genocide in Jakarta

Looks like the talking point is finally out. And they're going with "two wrongs make a right." Good luck with that...


Im pretty sure Taliban militants didn't need money to kill Americans, it was just a Christmas bonus to them.
 
2020-06-30 9:24:26 AM  
1 vote:

RyogaM: Podna: Maybe we shouldn't be there, its been almost 20 years its over we lost, tuck tail and run

Maybe.  Maybe not. What matters is the president is not acting in the face of another country putting bounties on our soldiers heads, and worse, is actively working in their interests on things like adding them to the G7.  It does not matter if the bounties are on the heads of soldiers in Afghanistan, in Iraq, in Germany, in Japan or in the Good old United States, it's the fact that Trump has not responded to the bounties.


There is no maybe, we need to leave.
 
2020-06-30 9:15:56 AM  
1 vote:

NathanAllen: Podna: How is Russia offering bounties on troops different than giving the mujahedeen modern weapons to use against the Soviet union?

Strange, I remember the USSR being an enemy when we armed insurrectionists in our shadow wars. But bow the Right in our country pretend they're great friends.

So which is it? Is Russia and ally or an enemy?


We also enabled a genocide in Jakarta
 
2020-06-30 9:13:42 AM  
1 vote:

Publikwerks: whyRpeoplesostupid: Giant Clown Shoe: Woman of color, purple heart, goes for the throat, from a guaranteed blue state so no issue w the Senate seat?

Someone just moved up the VP handicapping board.

RevCarter: I sure hope this is at least partially her making the case for her own suitability for the VP slot. And I hope it's working.

Imagine, just imagine what she would say on the campaign trail, AND how Trump would respond to her

IMAGINE the VP Debate. Pence couldn't run away. She can unload....Just fury.


I don't know if Pence can be in the same room as a woman without "Mother."
 
2020-06-30 9:00:25 AM  
1 vote:

RasIanI: havocmike: Serious question - what should our retaliation be for something like this? Economic embargoes? International criminal charges? Exploding cigars in Putin's humidor?

Double Down on the Magnitsky Act provisions.


To paraphrase William Tecumseh Sherman (PBUH), Make Russia Howl.
 
2020-06-30 8:47:20 AM  
1 vote:

Boo_Guy: Podna: How is Russia offering bounties on troops different than giving the mujahedeen modern weapons to use against the Soviet union?

Doesn't matter. What was his response to learning about these bounties?


If you believe he found out when we did then his response was to shrug and go golf, no denouncement, no calls for sanctions, no f*cks to give about it at all.

If you believe he knew ages ago then his response was to keep sucking up to Putin, calling Russia our friend, and trying to get him back into the G8, no denouncement, no calls for sanctions, no farks to give about it at all.

It's a farking disgrace either way.


Maybe we shouldn't be there, its been almost 20 years its over we lost, tuck tail and run
 
2020-06-30 8:41:52 AM  
1 vote:

shastacola: Notabunny: Would you rather he was working hard to pass extremist legislation? STFU and don't give him any ideas!

This isn't a contest to see how low the bar can actually be lowered. The bar has already been buried far under the ground.


Donnie left in the vault after his inspection.
 
2020-06-30 8:41:21 AM  
1 vote:

Podna: How is Russia offering bounties on troops different than giving the mujahedeen modern weapons to use against the Soviet union?


Doesn't matter. What was his response to learning about these bounties?


If you believe he found out when we did then his response was to shrug and go golf, no denouncement, no calls for sanctions, no f*cks to give about it at all.

If you believe he knew ages ago then his response was to keep sucking up to Putin, calling Russia our friend, and trying to get him back into the G8, no denouncement, no calls for sanctions, no farks to give about it at all.

It's a farking disgrace either way.
 
2020-06-30 8:31:45 AM  
1 vote:

chuggernaught: The next time a red hat wearing MAGAt says they care about the troops you go ahead and laugh in their face.

The cult cares Dolt45 and only Dolt45.


This!

And it truly boggles the mind.  I realize they have this bubble, apparently titanium given how nothing leaks into it...but just listening to the fart machine -- he genuinely cannot be coherent in all but the most rare of circumstances. (when someone writes him a speech and he actually sticks to it.)  He just sounds dumb -- like legitimately, shockingly dumb when he speaks.  Injecting bleach?!?!?!?!  Windmill Cancer??????  I honestly don't understand how ANYONE can view the office he holds and his requirements and hear what he says and realizes 'Oh, this is not a good thing.'

His appearance is also just...slovenly.  Looking at him and listening to him, he comes off as a doddering old man...I really can't understand just his base reality isn't an immediate turn off.

They slavishly follow his every word -- it's like we are living Life of Brian, but in modern day and I will never, ever farking understand it.
 
2020-06-30 7:44:04 AM  
1 vote:
I'd love to see her run for president.
 
2020-06-30 5:28:18 AM  
1 vote:
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