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2020-06-29 9:45:18 PM  
If you're still undecided, I just can't even.
 
2020-06-29 10:06:38 PM  
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2020-06-30 2:21:32 AM  
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/second term plan sharpie in pooper
 
2020-06-30 2:45:59 AM  
The Trump proposition is unchanged. In 2016, it was "look how much I trigger the libs." In 2020, it is "look how much I trigger the libs." The only difference in polling is that a few million Americans no longer think burning down the country they live in to trigger the libs is quite as great of an idea now that their own houses are on fire.
 
2020-06-30 3:44:28 AM  
"Strip out the hyperbole and insults and there isn't much left"

This describes his first term and his whole stupid existence.

To every asshole who needed to see a term of his presidency to finally understand it, I offer a hearty fark you.

To every asshole who still doesn't understand it or who gets it but doesn't care, please die.
 
2020-06-30 6:43:49 AM  
Someone get a clip of Biden saying "ramp" and have Biden use it frequently in speeches.  Talk about paying bounties.  Get some footage of Joe doing ANYTHING other than golfing as exercise, maybe climbing stairs and having a nice glass of water waiting for him.

Get the footage of people lined up for unemployment claims, the people lined up to vote, people lined up for food handouts and have Joe or his surrogates with concrete plans.  Have Joe contact the Atlanta Hawks and see if he can do a grip and grin session with them to thank them for helping Atlanta with voting, or if that's too risky, do a video conferencing and release it.

I'm not a paid consultant, but I can think of many things to play against the clips of that disaster of a town hall.  And none of it has to be anything vicious, that's the beauty of it.  Trump has so many self destructive bits out there, the Democrats don't need to create anything fake.  In fact, they ought to embed links to click through to see the complete, uncut stupidity gushing out of this WH.  Just for when some trumpanzee screams, 'fake,' it can be demonstrated immediately how real the claim is.  Think of it as the Ted Lieu approach.
 
2020-06-30 6:44:09 AM  
At least he's self aware enough not to run on his accomplishments.
 
2020-06-30 7:05:33 AM  
Try to negotiate a plea bargain
 
2020-06-30 7:09:29 AM  
Why plan?  The first term turned out so well without one.

I mean he promised a bunch of things and made zero or negative progress on all of them.
 
2020-06-30 7:19:23 AM  
"Undecided voters"?

The only "undecided voters" at this point are Russian trolls, and they can't vote.
 
2020-06-30 7:33:27 AM  

hubiestubert: "Undecided voters"?

The only "undecided voters" at this point are Russian trolls, and they can't vote.


I don't know, I think in the second term when he's not worried about reelection and his image, that's when he will pivot.  He can then really drain the swamp and provide for the working man.  That is if Congress and the courts don't get in his way.  And if you think about it, he is really kind of owed a second term because the impeachment and Russia hoaxes ruined his first term.
 
2020-06-30 8:14:03 AM  
Well, saying more golf at his own properties while overcharging the government might not play that well with voters
 
2020-06-30 8:15:31 AM  
Done in one.
 
2020-06-30 8:16:45 AM  
Simple: Tax cuts and repeal ACA!
 
2020-06-30 8:16:52 AM  
Grift, golf, gloating and gluttony.  That's all his plan has ever been.  Only the order changes from day to day.

/throw in a little groveling when meeting with Putin
 
2020-06-30 8:16:54 AM  
They'll just copy the first term's plan.
Wait...
 
2020-06-30 8:16:56 AM  

EvilEgg: hubiestubert: "Undecided voters"?

The only "undecided voters" at this point are Russian trolls, and they can't vote.

I don't know, I think in the second term when he's not worried about reelection and his image, that's when he will pivot.  He can then really drain the swamp and provide for the working man.  That is if Congress and the courts don't get in his way.  And if you think about it, he is really kind of owed a second term because the impeachment and Russia hoaxes ruined his first term.


totally.  Without having to worry about re-election, he will finally act presidential.
 
2020-06-30 8:19:17 AM  

EvilEgg: And if you think about it, he is really kind of owed a second term because the impeachment and Russia hoaxes ruined his first term.


I've seen farkers say this and mean it seriously.
 
2020-06-30 8:19:55 AM  
The second term agenda is to neutralize his political enemies, consolidate his power, and declare himself 'President' for life.

It has always been only about him and it always will be.
 
2020-06-30 8:20:11 AM  
More vision than this:

Speak Up Mr Biden
 
2020-06-30 8:21:56 AM  
Trump is a basic stimulus and response. Something irritates him he tweets. The tweet may cause more irritation than it fixed, it may work against his interests. It doesn't matter, he simply responds at the moment with not a thought about consequences.  There has never been a plan and never will be.
 
2020-06-30 8:22:37 AM  

karnal: More vision than this:

Speak Up Mr Biden


Still less shiatty than any living right winger, so there's that.
 
2020-06-30 8:24:22 AM  
I can tell you what is on Donald real plan for a second term should he get it.

* Golf

That's it.
 
2020-06-30 8:25:14 AM  

karnal: More vision than this:

Speak Up Mr Biden


why? Biden isn't in charge. What's happening right now is Trump's fault and Trump's problem. Don't deflect over to Biden because some shiat is hitting the fan. This is 100% Trump and has nothing to do with Biden. You're basically crying, 'look! Trump farked something up and now a Democrat won't come and fix it for him!' nice try
 
2020-06-30 8:27:34 AM  

karnal: More vision than this:

Speak Up Mr Biden


Heavens-to-Betsy! When ole' Joe gonna tell us where he stands on the "do statutes matter more than people" debate?  I'm anxious to know his position!
 
2020-06-30 8:28:20 AM  

Icarus_Rising: karnal: More vision than this:

Speak Up Mr Biden

Heavens-to-Betsy! When ole' Joe gonna tell us where he stands on the "do statutes statuesmatter more than people" debate?  I'm anxious to know his position!


Damnit.
 
2020-06-30 8:30:27 AM  
He doesn't have one, and expects other people to do it for him like last time.
 
2020-06-30 8:31:12 AM  

Drubell: He doesn't have one, and expects other people to do it for him like last time.


That's pretty much how most right wingers approach the concept of work/having a job.
 
2020-06-30 8:31:37 AM  
god, we might as well have elected an actual television as president. I mean, it would have done a better job.

although then we would have had 3 years of "but was it really the right brand."

/PREDNISENT TEEVEE SHOWIN' YOU ALL THE BESTEST CLIPS!
 
2020-06-30 8:34:28 AM  
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2020-06-30 8:34:38 AM  
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2020-06-30 8:35:53 AM  

cherryl taggart: Someone get a clip of Biden saying "ramp" and have Biden use it frequently in speeches. Talk about paying bounties. Get some footage of Joe doing ANYTHING other than golfing as exercise, maybe climbing stairs and having a nice glass of water waiting for him.


Just ask some simple, pointed questions during the debate. Why hasn't Mexico paid for the wall? Where's your replacement for Obamacare? Why are you playing so much Goddamn golf when you said you wouldn't do it at all? Simple questions that he'll have no answer for.
 
2020-06-30 8:36:10 AM  

karnal: More vision than this:

Speak Up Mr Biden


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2020-06-30 8:36:41 AM  

Boondock3806: "Strip out the hyperbole and insults and there isn't much left"

This describes his first term and his whole stupid existence.

To every asshole who needed to see a term of his presidency to finally understand it, I offer a hearty fark you.

To every asshole who still doesn't understand it or who gets it but doesn't care, please die.


I second that. People that voted for him the first time, while I think they are utter morons they at least have an excuse. People that want to vote for him a 2nd die just die to get Covid19 and free us all from their deplorable existence.
 
2020-06-30 8:38:56 AM  

Icarus_Rising: karnal: More vision than this:

Speak Up Mr Biden

Heavens-to-Betsy! When ole' Joe gonna tell us where he stands on the "do statutes matter more than people" debate?  I'm anxious to know his position!


Joe Biden creeps by with a less-is-more campaign
 
2020-06-30 8:39:49 AM  
Racism, his message is racism.
 
2020-06-30 8:40:41 AM  
One of my favorite ways to stump a trump supporter in public and make them look like fools is to politely ask them to detail which policies of his they support and why they think they're a benefit. He doesn't have any real policies and the half-assed ones he has are mostly shot down in court or indefensible in public. I find a few well placed questions shuts up supporters better than an argument about why Dems are better suited. The best argument against Trump is Trump himself.
 
2020-06-30 8:42:40 AM  
he complained that he was hot and worn out from saluting hundreds of cadets during the ceremony at West Point.

JFC what a piece of shiat. How does he get through 18 holes of golf?
 
2020-06-30 8:42:52 AM  

Vexed Thespian: Done in one.


Done in zero.
 
2020-06-30 8:44:46 AM  
Trump's plan; "Please vote for me, I don't want to go to Rikers Island for retirement!", that's it, nothing but him.

And, he will do anything to avoid that, he will destroy all, including America if he has to.
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2020-06-30 8:45:09 AM  

karnal: More vision than this:

Speak Up Mr Biden


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2020-06-30 8:46:53 AM  

karnal: Icarus_Rising: karnal: More vision than this:

Speak Up Mr Biden

Heavens-to-Betsy! When ole' Joe gonna tell us where he stands on the "do statutes matter more than people" debate?  I'm anxious to know his position!

Joe Biden creeps by with a less-is-more campaign


Dolt45 is busy getting humiliated hourly at this point. Why would Joe interrupt that?

Joe's probably too busy laughing his ass off and picking out furniture for the oval office.
 
2020-06-30 8:46:57 AM  

Boondock3806: "Strip out the hyperbole and insults and there isn't much left"

This describes his first term and his whole stupid existence.

To every asshole who needed to see a term of his presidency to finally understand it, I offer a hearty fark you.

To every asshole who still doesn't understand it or who gets it but doesn't care, please die.


I think the only people who don't get it at this point are liberals.

"Strip out the hyperbole and boasts, the theatrics and insults, and not much is left"

That's all Trump is, always has been.

Nobody thought the guy was a Nazi before he started running for President. Every time people call him a fascist, it helps him
 
2020-06-30 8:49:39 AM  
This sums things up:

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2020-06-30 8:50:30 AM  

GrizzlyPouch: Nobody thought the guy was a Nazi before he started running for President.


Lol wut?

This was oft talked about long before he was faking his way through the presidency. His habits and proclivities around this were well known and publicized.

But right wing accelerationists wanted that. So you go it. The avatar of right wing morals: Trump.
 
2020-06-30 8:50:32 AM  
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2020-06-30 8:51:14 AM  

karnal: Icarus_Rising: karnal: More vision than this:

Speak Up Mr Biden

Heavens-to-Betsy! When ole' Joe gonna tell us where he stands on the "do statutes matter more than people" debate?  I'm anxious to know his position!

Joe Biden creeps by with a less-is-more campaign


That's not creeping. He's 6 to 15 points above Trump. Your boy is drowning in a pool of shiat that he made. Why would Joe do anything to help him at this point? Trump is a bully. Trump attacks. Joe staying out of the way is doing nothing more than taking that away from Trump, which leaves Trump absolutely nothing to do but continue to look stupid. I have to admit I do love the way it triggers you guys that Joe Biden is sitting back letting Trump hang himself. Trump strategy is pointing fingers at every little thing that goes wrong and giving you guys someone to blame for it. Joe is brilliant by not letting Trump do that.
 
2020-06-30 8:52:27 AM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: he complained that he was hot and worn out from saluting hundreds of cadets during the ceremony at West Point.

JFC what a piece of shiat. How does he get through 18 holes of golf?


He drives the cart right up to each hole.
 
2020-06-30 8:54:06 AM  

karnal: Icarus_Rising: karnal: More vision than this:

Speak Up Mr Biden

Heavens-to-Betsy! When ole' Joe gonna tell us where he stands on the "do statutes matter more than people" debate?  I'm anxious to know his position!

Joe Biden creeps by with a less-is-more campaign


Pulling down statues is bad*. Cops beating and killing unarmed people is worse. If the former helps draw attention to the latter such that even a single person who might have died keeps on breathing, I'll take that trade off. Hell, pull every statue down if it saves even a single life.

As a great man once said, "It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbiatch or another."
 
2020-06-30 8:56:05 AM  

GrizzlyPouch: Boondock3806: "Strip out the hyperbole and insults and there isn't much left"

This describes his first term and his whole stupid existence.

To every asshole who needed to see a term of his presidency to finally understand it, I offer a hearty fark you.

To every asshole who still doesn't understand it or who gets it but doesn't care, please die.

I think the only people who don't get it at this point are liberals.

"Strip out the hyperbole and boasts, the theatrics and insults, and not much is left"

That's all Trump is, always has been.

Nobody thought the guy was a Nazi before he started running for President. Every time people call him a fascist, it helps him


I know it's early, but [thereitis.jpg].
 
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