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(Local10 WPLG)   Florida Man breaks the snek record with one huge Nope   (local10.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Florida, Conservationist Mike Kimmel, South Florida metropolitan area, Python Cowboy, Everglades, South Florida Water Management District, Broward County, Florida, Miami-Dade County, Florida  
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4008 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jun 2020 at 6:17 AM (10 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-30 6:30:26 AM  
To beaucoup!
 
2020-06-30 6:35:15 AM  
That guy is farking nuts.  Alone, armed only with a knife somewhere on his person, against a 17 foot python and he's more interested in getting good footage with multiple camera angles.

A few years ago I forgot to close the cage on my 12 foot burmese python. The next morning I found it coiled up in the closet and my butthole puckered when I reached in to grab him even though he was completely tame and had never struck at me. Big snakes are just all muscle, it's scary how strong they are.  This guy is farking nuts.
 
2020-06-30 6:40:20 AM  
How many boots from that?
 
2020-06-30 6:40:50 AM  
we were down there last winter, and went on an airboat ride. Our guide  showed us photos of an even bigger snake he caught, complete with measurements and all. He did not turn it in because he wanted to keep the skin.
 
2020-06-30 7:09:40 AM  
So how long until Florida becomes a breeding ground for anacondas?
 
2020-06-30 7:17:46 AM  
The article links to some other video. The capture of the 17 footer is here:

Catching A Giant Python On Python Island
Youtube drJDgVq2ApM


And the wrestling match begins at 4:20.
 
2020-06-30 7:21:28 AM  
"Pythons are invasive species and wreak havoc on the Florida Ecosystem."

So are people.
 
2020-06-30 7:35:25 AM  

Resident Muslim: So how long until Florida becomes a breeding ground for anacondas?


I have it on good authority that anacondas are not problematic unless you are in possession of buns, honey.
 
2020-06-30 8:52:32 AM  
I think I'd rather whack them with a machete. Surely the state would pay the bounty is you laid the two pieces together on the ground.
 
2020-06-30 10:55:04 AM  

Pharmdawg: Resident Muslim: So how long until Florida becomes a breeding ground for anacondas?

I have it on good authority that anacondas are not problematic unless you are in possession of buns, honey.


They should really consider a low-carb diet.
 
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