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(KWCH Wichita)   Kansas issues mandatory mask mandate.... Yes.. Kansas... Yes, really.. THAT Kansas   (kwch.com) divider line
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4106 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 30 Jun 2020 at 12:05 AM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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jbc [TotalFark]
4 days ago  
77 votes:

Boondock3806: What other kinds of mandates are there?


The kind Lady G secretly goes on?
 
4 days ago  
61 votes:
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4 days ago  
53 votes:
It's probably all that Dust In The Wind.
 
4 days ago  
29 votes:
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4 days ago  
19 votes:
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4 days ago  
18 votes:
OH GOD I CAN'T SING "CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON" WITH THIS MASK ON
 
4 days ago  
16 votes:
I thought man dates were still illegal in Kansas.
 
4 days ago  
16 votes:
Sounds like when it comes to Coronavirus that Kansas has reached the Point Of Know Return.
 
4 days ago  
14 votes:

Somaticasual: When DICK CHENEY starts wearing a mask, you know it's serious.


He's Dick Cheney, of course he's wearing a mask. If you were him, would you risk seeing your face in a mirror?
 
4 days ago  
13 votes:
What other kinds of mandates are there?
 
4 days ago  
12 votes:

Somaticasual: When DICK CHENEY starts wearing a mask, you know it's serious.


It looks good on him.

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4 days ago  
12 votes:
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4 days ago  
11 votes:
All those dead Kansans? They're just carrion, my wayward son.
 
4 days ago  
11 votes:
To be fair, wearing a mask makes it easier to masquerade as a man with a reason.
 
4 days ago  
9 votes:
Pics of said mask wearing, if it is anything like the Covid deniers around St. Louis...
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4 days ago  
9 votes:

iheartscotch: Martian_Astronomer: To be fair, wearing a mask makes it easier to masquerade as a man with a reason.

TOOOO BE FAAAAAAIRRRRR......


I feel like an old timey bankrobber....


Last trip to the liquor store, as I walked up to the door, an old dude walked out with a box of booze while wearing a red bandana in full robber style. I swear he was chuckling as I said good morning. He knows what's up.
 
4 days ago  
9 votes:
ROCK CHALK JAY (COUGH)
 
4 days ago  
9 votes:

Martian_Astronomer: To be fair, wearing a mask makes it easier to masquerade as a man with a reason.


TOOOO BE FAAAAAAIRRRRR......


I feel like an old timey bankrobber....
 
4 days ago  
8 votes:
Bad idea.

A tornado will come along and rip all the masks off everyone in town. All their ears will be sliced away by the ties, and the ears will go flying into the sky. The ear rain in the next county over will be really gross. Also, the whole town will have sit there while EMTs test to see which ears belong to who.  If they run out of time, they will have to just sew the closest ears on the closest person. The results will be so weird looking.
 
3 days ago  
7 votes:
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4 days ago  
7 votes:
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4 days ago  
7 votes:

King of Monkeys: It's probably all that Dust In The Wind.


Bill and Ted: All we are is dust in the wInd, dude
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4 days ago  
6 votes:

Mikey1969: [Fark user image image 425x238]Jesus, could these assholes have possibly picked a more biased picture? 'Oh, masks make you miserable, just look at this poor lady. At the very least, she has a migraine, it's probably the mask.'.

And there's no way I believe that's a coincidence or unintended. I didn't even RTFA, but I can guarantee you that the person thinks that  masks are an infringement on your 1st Amendment rights.


She's not in pain because of the mask. She keeps getting hit in the head by all those softball-sized viruses floating around her.
 
4 days ago  
6 votes:

thurstonxhowell: Somaticasual: When DICK CHENEY starts wearing a mask, you know it's serious.

He's Dick Cheney, of course he's wearing a mask. If you were him, would you risk seeing your face in a mirror?


I don't think mirrors work on Dick Cheney.
 
4 days ago  
5 votes:
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Checks Mix!


(Apparently it's an actual Illinois law...)
 
4 days ago  
5 votes:
"This is made from bamboo, so it's very tangled. It also is then infused with silvederma, which is silver ions that are supposed to repel microns, microbes, vampires" she said.
 
4 days ago  
5 votes:
Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore - Wizard of Oz
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4 days ago  
4 votes:
"Making cloth masks has kept sewers and quilters like Bev Harstine busy."

Either Kansas is very strange, or this statement could use a little rewording.
 
4 days ago  
4 votes:

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Pfft. Scientists....what do they know?  Those cotton masks that have become so fashionable lately are the real killer. You wear one of those, you're breathing pure CO2. 'C''O'tt'O'n = CO2. See? That's the "real" science that you can only understand if you believe your gut instead of some Poindexter.
 
4 days ago  
4 votes:

Somaticasual: When DICK CHENEY starts wearing a mask, you know it's serious.


Cheney has always been kind of philosophical, I actually kind of like the guy
 
4 days ago  
4 votes:
Carry On Wayward Son (metal cover by Leo Moracchioli feat. Truls Haugen)
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4 days ago  
4 votes:
Is this due to Coronavirus or all of the dust in the wind?
 
4 days ago  
4 votes:
They renamed that state:

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"Our schools can't stay open for a full school year, but BOY are the corporate tax rates low!"
 
4 days ago  
3 votes:

lenfromak: Is there more than one Kansas?


There's an Ar-Kansas and a city in Missouri.
 
4 days ago  
3 votes:
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4 days ago  
3 votes:

Somaticasual: When DICK CHENEY starts wearing a mask, you know it's serious.


Well yeah, in this market new souls that'll last are at a premium. He can't go wasting his cache.
 
3 days ago  
2 votes:

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To be fair, I'm pretty sure mask laws are not constitutional.  I've read a lot of articles (from reputable sites, not goddam OAN) that say a store requiring them is constitutional since a store is not the government (duh) but a governement mandating masks is not constitutional.

Just sayin.  I wear a mask when I'm out and so should you.
 
3 days ago  
2 votes:
A mandatory mandate? As opposed to an optional mandate?
 
4 days ago  
2 votes:

AAAAGGGGHHHH: See, folks? THERE is your proof right there that electing Democrats saves lives!


So you're saying the state made some Left overtures?
 
4 days ago  
2 votes:
Kansas issues mandatory mask mandate.... Yes.. Kansas... Yes, really.. THAT Kansas

So...the band then?
 
4 days ago  
2 votes:
Fark needs to sell Fark off masks. Please
 
k-b
4 days ago  
2 votes:
Masks are required here too.  But that literally means nothing.  'cause derpers gonna derp, and I live in quite a derpy part of the state where cases are going up.
 
3 days ago  
1 vote:

My Klezmer Metal Cover Band: Shaggy_C: [Fark user image image 425x437]

Checks Mix!


(Apparently it's an actual Illinois law...)

There are a pile of laws about wearing masks in public across this nation. No weapons, no groups, no masks at all, even.

Anyone care to take a stab at the reason? $14.88 worth of free advice if you get it right.


I'll bite, anti-Sharia Law?
 
3 days ago  
1 vote:
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3 days ago  
1 vote:

Martian_Astronomer: To be fair, wearing a mask makes it easier to masquerade as a man with a reason.


Its also really helping my doctor/nurse fetish.

Yes females are allowed to be doctors now.
 
4 days ago  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: Martian_Astronomer: To be fair, wearing a mask makes it easier to masquerade as a man with a reason.

TOOOO BE FAAAAAAIRRRRR......


I feel like an old timey bankrobber....


Well that's why they are pushing for facemasks, so antifa cannot be identified or even just yanked off the street for wearing masks.  They're easier to identify whe . Ot everyone is wearing masks!

This is a ploy by the democrats to have the antifa army raise up and not be identified!*

*these are not my actual views, but views that have been espoused.
 
4 days ago  
1 vote:
Mikey1969: Jesus, could these assholes have possibly picked a more biased picture? 'Oh, masks make you miserable, just look at this poor lady. At the very least, she has a migraine, it's probably the mask.'.

My first thought was:   "Is that the Governor of Kansas, hand over forehead with the gravity of the decision she's announcing?  She looks pretty hot and suspiciously young for the position."
 
4 days ago  
1 vote:
Which Kansas?

Our Kansas or are can saw?

/lived in Topeka
//fark that whole region
///home of the Westboro Baptist dumbshiats
 
4 days ago  
1 vote:
Too late.
 
4 days ago  
1 vote:
We aren't in Kansas anymore.
 
4 days ago  
1 vote:
Didn't see that coming.

Is Laura Kelly a communist or something?
 
4 days ago  
1 vote:

evilsofa: it's burn cream with silver in it. You do not want this stuff on your mouth, nose and eyes.


What if I'm giving it to someone who doesn't want to wear a mask, and I'm hoping they try it out one time out of sheer curiosity?

/tbh i kind of want that stuff in their mouth/nose/eyes
 
4 days ago  
1 vote:
Good.

Now make not wearing one a felony.
 
4 days ago  
1 vote:
Is there more than one Kansas?
 
4 days ago  
1 vote:

Martian_Astronomer: To be fair, wearing a mask makes it easier to masquerade as a man with a reason.


The easiest masquerade is if *you* are masked from the rest of the world!

Son of the Invisible Man
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4 days ago  
1 vote:
WTF? Has Kansas gone sane?
 
4 days ago  
1 vote:
Gov. Mumbles still won't do shiat here in Georgia. That means we're worse than Kansas now. Kansas...
 
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