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(KWCH Wichita)   Kansas issues mandatory mask mandate.... Yes.. Kansas... Yes, really.. THAT Kansas   (kwch.com) divider line
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2020-06-29 8:21:03 PM  
What other kinds of mandates are there?
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2020-06-29 8:25:25 PM  

Boondock3806: What other kinds of mandates are there?


The kind Lady G secretly goes on?
 
2020-06-29 8:29:19 PM  
It's probably all that Dust In The Wind.
 
2020-06-29 8:34:56 PM  
About farking time Kansas.
 
2020-06-29 8:41:19 PM  
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2020-06-29 8:42:41 PM  

Boondock3806: What other kinds of mandates are there?


Kind that wouldn't apply to Trump and his various supporters at the Republican convention.
 
2020-06-29 8:43:54 PM  
Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore - Wizard of Oz
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2020-06-29 9:31:17 PM  

Boondock3806: What other kinds of mandates are there?


The Red Hats in the Statehouse took the actual authority to make the order stick away from Gov. Kelly. So, really, it's more of a suggestion.

/ it's up to the individual counties
 
2020-06-29 9:44:21 PM  
To be fair, wearing a mask makes it easier to masquerade as a man with a reason.
 
2020-06-29 9:47:33 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: To be fair, wearing a mask makes it easier to masquerade as a man with a reason.


TOOOO BE FAAAAAAIRRRRR......


I feel like an old timey bankrobber....
 
2020-06-29 10:37:19 PM  
Sounds like when it comes to Coronavirus that Kansas has reached the Point Of Know Return.
 
2020-06-29 10:51:14 PM  
Gov. Mumbles still won't do shiat here in Georgia. That means we're worse than Kansas now. Kansas...
 
2020-06-29 10:53:38 PM  
ROCK CHALK JAY (COUGH)
 
2020-06-29 10:58:16 PM  
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2020-06-30 12:07:22 AM  
When DICK CHENEY starts wearing a mask, you know it's serious.
 
2020-06-30 12:07:31 AM  

Brosephus: Gov. Mumbles still won't do shiat here in Georgia. That means we're worse than Kansas now. Kansas...


Putin want to kill Ft. Benning or whatever it's called now.
 
2020-06-30 12:08:29 AM  
At least we got FSM up here.
 
2020-06-30 12:08:41 AM  
OH GOD I CAN'T SING "CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON" WITH THIS MASK ON
 
2020-06-30 12:09:13 AM  
So we're at what now... like 19 out of 50 states?

And they say mask mandate... but how many state fine people like 1000$ for not wearing a mask in public? I bet 0.
 
2020-06-30 12:09:40 AM  

Somaticasual: When DICK CHENEY starts wearing a mask, you know it's serious.


He's Dick Cheney, of course he's wearing a mask. If you were him, would you risk seeing your face in a mirror?
 
2020-06-30 12:09:44 AM  
Some of my GOP-brainwashed acquaintances and relatives are decrying this as the proof that Laura Kelly is the worst thing that ever happened to the state. My god, people are dumb.
 
2020-06-30 12:10:02 AM  

Somaticasual: When DICK CHENEY starts wearing a mask, you know it's serious.


Well yeah, in this market new souls that'll last are at a premium. He can't go wasting his cache.
 
2020-06-30 12:10:55 AM  
WTF? Has Kansas gone sane?
 
2020-06-30 12:12:26 AM  
"This is made from bamboo, so it's very tangled. It also is then infused with silvederma, which is silver ions that are supposed to repel microns, microbes, vampires" she said.
 
2020-06-30 12:12:30 AM  

Boondock3806: What other kinds of mandates are there?


CPAC after party?
 
2020-06-30 12:12:35 AM  
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2020-06-30 12:13:14 AM  

iheartscotch: Martian_Astronomer: To be fair, wearing a mask makes it easier to masquerade as a man with a reason.

TOOOO BE FAAAAAAIRRRRR......


I feel like an old timey bankrobber....


Last trip to the liquor store, as I walked up to the door, an old dude walked out with a box of booze while wearing a red bandana in full robber style. I swear he was chuckling as I said good morning. He knows what's up.
 
2020-06-30 12:13:25 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: To be fair, wearing a mask makes it easier to masquerade as a man with a reason.


The easiest masquerade is if *you* are masked from the rest of the world!

Son of the Invisible Man
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2020-06-30 12:13:58 AM  
I'd prefer it becomes a national thing, instead of this individual 50 state policy, but at least Kansas is finally trying.
 
2020-06-30 12:14:18 AM  
They renamed that state:

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"Our schools can't stay open for a full school year, but BOY are the corporate tax rates low!"
 
2020-06-30 12:14:20 AM  
Is this due to Coronavirus or all of the dust in the wind?
 
2020-06-30 12:14:44 AM  
Pics of said mask wearing, if it is anything like the Covid deniers around St. Louis...
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2020-06-30 12:19:07 AM  
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/99% sure this is the first time I used pic in a non sarcastic/ironic way when it comes to Kansas.
 
2020-06-30 12:20:23 AM  
Carry On Wayward Son (metal cover by Leo Moracchioli feat. Truls Haugen)
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k-b
2020-06-30 12:22:39 AM  
Masks are required here too.  But that literally means nothing.  'cause derpers gonna derp, and I live in quite a derpy part of the state where cases are going up.
 
2020-06-30 12:23:34 AM  

King of Monkeys: It's probably all that Dust In The Wind.


Bill and Ted: All we are is dust in the wInd, dude
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2020-06-30 12:24:13 AM  
Is there more than one Kansas?
 
2020-06-30 12:24:37 AM  
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Jesus, could these assholes have possibly picked a more biased picture? 'Oh, masks make you miserable, just look at this poor lady. At the very least, she has a migraine, it's probably the mask.'.

And there's no way I believe that's a coincidence or unintended. I didn't even RTFA, but I can guarantee you that the person thinks that  masks are an infringement on your 1st Amendment rights.
 
2020-06-30 12:25:22 AM  

jtown: [YouTube video: Carry On Wayward Son (metal cover by Leo Moracchioli feat. Truls Haugen)]


I absolutely love this dude. He's one of the few truly redeeming things about the internet.
 
2020-06-30 12:26:31 AM  
Good.

Now make not wearing one a felony.
 
2020-06-30 12:28:14 AM  
Scrubs - Music Moments (Carry On My Wayward Son)
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2020-06-30 12:28:26 AM  
"This is made from bamboo, so it's very tangled. It also is then infused with silvederma, which is silver ions that are supposed to repel microns, microbes," she said.

No, no, no, no, no. Don't do this.

Sulfadiazine silver (a derivative of Sulfadiazine) is reported as an ingredient of Silvederma in the following countries: Hong Kong, Malta, Philippines, Portugal, Spain, Tunisia, Venezuela (source)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silver_​s​ulfadiazine
Summary: it's burn cream with silver in it. You do not want this stuff on your mouth, nose and eyes.

Harstine added, "No guarantees. There's so much research and so many people talking on both sides as to how much good a cloth mask does."

Translation: She's been told this is a bad, bad idea but she doesn't want to hear it.
 
2020-06-30 12:30:19 AM  

King of Monkeys: It's probably all that Dust In The Wind.


You magnificent bastard.
 
2020-06-30 12:31:07 AM  
Kansas - Death Of Mother Nature Suite
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That image required a follow up
 
2020-06-30 12:31:54 AM  
So the barn has gone from burning to ashes and the horse is three counties over? Good timing.
 
2020-06-30 12:33:38 AM  
They can ask their grand parents and great grandparents about wearing a mask:
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2020-06-30 12:39:39 AM  

mofa: WTF? Has Kansas gone sane?


The Republicans decided to run Kris K Kobach for governor and he was a bit much even for Kansas.
 
2020-06-30 12:45:30 AM  

AirForceVet: About farking time Kansas.


When Brownback royally farked over Kansas, a few actually had an epiphany that Maybe, Possibly, the Republicans didn't exactly have the common people's best interest in minds.  I know, it's shocking, but I've talked to a few.  They even went as far as getting a shiny new Dem governor who occasionally does Dem things.  Crazy.
 
2020-06-30 12:47:00 AM  
Oops, replied to wrong person, but it works anyway.
 
2020-06-30 12:47:07 AM  
I thought man dates were still illegal in Kansas.
 
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