Mister Buttons: Bowen: edmo: Not as healthy subby.Also not as tasty. I can't eat Jif or Skippy anymore.[teddie.com image 291x321]/found the massholeWhy does the teddy bear mascot look like he's trying to seduce me into bed next to him?
Bowen: edmo: Not as healthy subby.Also not as tasty. I can't eat Jif or Skippy anymore.[teddie.com image 291x321]/found the masshole
Gough: Jus Arachides
Chief Superintendent Lookout: Uhhh, no one has mentioned not cleaning the utensils before using them. That seriously made me twitchy, and I would not be eating any of that batch that was stirred.
Snubnose: There is an acceptable amount of bug parts in peanut butter according to the FDA. Acceptable to whom?
Vermithrax Perjorative: It's better than runny ass-peanut butter.
CFitzsimmons: Jiff, Skippy, et al are all too sweet for me.
johnny_vegas: FTFA: The stirring rod slips through a rubber hole in the lid, and when I remove it, the rubber hole squeegees the peanut butter off so there's no mess.[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 356x512]
ski9600: Vermithrax Perjorative: It's better than runny ass-peanut butter.The elk around here have ass-peanuts. Lots and lots.
anuran: inglixthemad: edmo: Not as healthy subby.Exactly. Real peanut butter, without all the additives, is one of the best "industrial" foods available. We screwed that up by adding the stuff to keep it from separating on the shelf. Take a few minutes to mix it up, it isn't rocket science.I'm less worried about emulsifiers than the icing sugar and salt lick most brands put in there.
PickleBarrel: Gough: Jus ArachidesI keep seeing "Just Arachnids"
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