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1905 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 29 Jun 2020 at 11:11 PM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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4 days ago  
4 votes:
Yep.

She was just asking for it. All tarted up in her fancy going to the club plumage.

Lorikeets are so funny but they are a mess to deal with. birds in general, and parrots specifically are  messy.

With a liquid diet, lorikeet poop is , um  ....    explosive.
 
4 days ago  
3 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: My friend has a double yellow-headed Amazon parrot. He's 40 years old and has his own personality. He's super smart, but mean.

And there's not a 20 minute stretch of the day that he doesn't sh*t on something. I couldn't live with that. Grosses me out.


Your brother should see a doctor.
 
3 days ago  
2 votes:
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4 days ago  
2 votes:

ralphjr: [Fark user image 425x231]


jackin' & quackin' ?

Here's something to set the mood...

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4 days ago  
2 votes:
My friend has a double yellow-headed Amazon parrot. He's 40 years old and has his own personality. He's super smart, but mean.

And there's not a 20 minute stretch of the day that he doesn't sh*t on something. I couldn't live with that. Grosses me out.
 
4 days ago  
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3 days ago  
1 vote:

Jack Sabbath: ecmoRandomNumbers: My friend has a double yellow-headed Amazon parrot. He's 40 years old and has his own personality. He's super smart, but mean.

And there's not a 20 minute stretch of the day that he doesn't sh*t on something. I couldn't live with that. Grosses me out.

Your brother should see a doctor.


My only regret is that I have but one funny to give. ;)
 
3 days ago  
1 vote:
Went to visit family in Niagara falls Ontario and we went to bird sanctuary there.
Wasn't just the birds in the mood there.

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3 days ago  
1 vote:
Don't care, had sex!!!
 
4 days ago  
1 vote:
Needs an Isley Brothers soundtrack.
 
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