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2066 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 29 Jun 2020 at 11:11 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-06-29 6:51:53 PM  
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2020-06-29 7:17:07 PM  
Yep.

She was just asking for it. All tarted up in her fancy going to the club plumage.

Lorikeets are so funny but they are a mess to deal with. birds in general, and parrots specifically are  messy.

With a liquid diet, lorikeet poop is , um  ....    explosive.
 
2020-06-29 7:23:28 PM  
bird porn, nice
 
2020-06-29 8:29:33 PM  
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2020-06-29 9:29:47 PM  
Needs an Isley Brothers soundtrack.
 
2020-06-29 9:36:27 PM  
My friend has a double yellow-headed Amazon parrot. He's 40 years old and has his own personality. He's super smart, but mean.

And there's not a 20 minute stretch of the day that he doesn't sh*t on something. I couldn't live with that. Grosses me out.
 
2020-06-29 9:49:42 PM  
At bird on the railing is worth two in the bush.
 
2020-06-29 10:07:05 PM  
"Bread...milk...eggs..." is what I imagine the lady parakeet is thinking during this
 
2020-06-29 10:10:41 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: My friend has a double yellow-headed Amazon parrot. He's 40 years old and has his own personality. He's super smart, but mean.

And there's not a 20 minute stretch of the day that he doesn't sh*t on something. I couldn't live with that. Grosses me out.


Your brother should see a doctor.
 
2020-06-29 11:10:48 PM  
Parakeet? More like paraskeetskeetskeetskeetskeet.
 
2020-06-29 11:29:48 PM  
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2020-06-30 12:02:07 AM  

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jackin' & quackin' ?

Here's something to set the mood...

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2020-06-30 12:53:45 AM  

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jackin' & quackin' ?

Here's something to set the mood...

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2020-06-30 1:17:35 AM  
Massive Attack - (1998) Mezzanine [Full Album]
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Best sex ever with my girlfriend before we got married 19 years ago.

Still pretty satisfied :-)
 
2020-06-30 1:34:04 AM  
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2020-06-30 3:49:32 AM  
'The female looks bored.

Male is all "I'm gettin' it, gettin' it!"

She's all "Meh."
 
2020-06-30 5:25:15 AM  
Don't care, had sex!!!
 
2020-06-30 5:29:44 AM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: 'The female looks bored.

Male is all "I'm gettin' it, gettin' it!"

She's all "Meh."


I saw some ducks having sex, a few decades ago.  It didn't look at all consentual .
 
2020-06-30 7:53:31 AM  
Went to visit family in Niagara falls Ontario and we went to bird sanctuary there.
Wasn't just the birds in the mood there.

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2020-06-30 8:33:44 AM  
D'awww!
 
2020-06-30 9:25:19 AM  

Unoriginal_Username: Went to visit family in Niagara falls Ontario and we went to bird sanctuary there.
Wasn't just the birds in the mood there.

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Those turtles are going all the way down.

// awwww yeah.
 
2020-06-30 9:41:01 AM  

Alphax: Zevon's Evil Twin: 'The female looks bored.

Male is all "I'm gettin' it, gettin' it!"

She's all "Meh."

I saw some ducks having sex, a few decades ago.  It didn't look at all consentual .


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2020-06-30 11:10:28 AM  
Is the NSFW a joke?
 
2020-06-30 11:34:32 AM  
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2020-06-30 12:02:21 PM  
I wonder what color his dick is.  Teal, maybe.
 
2020-06-30 1:03:48 PM  

Jack Sabbath: ecmoRandomNumbers: My friend has a double yellow-headed Amazon parrot. He's 40 years old and has his own personality. He's super smart, but mean.

And there's not a 20 minute stretch of the day that he doesn't sh*t on something. I couldn't live with that. Grosses me out.

Your brother should see a doctor.


My only regret is that I have but one funny to give. ;)
 
2020-06-30 2:16:25 PM  
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