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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
it's 2020, can't we out science this biatch yet?
 
6 days ago  

some_beer_drinker: it's 2020, can't we out science this biatch yet?


Maybe if we believed in science.
 
6 days ago  
Well duh, numbers of infections aren't down they are up and rising. People are just ignoring it because they either pay no attention to anything going on or have politicized the issue. I give it 2-3 weeks before people start really freaking out and better run cities start shutting things down again.
 
6 days ago  
Whoot!
 
6 days ago  
I'm still very concerned about the numbers coming out of India, Mexico, Brazil.  High population countries with extreme variations between standard of living and medical care.

I would not be surprised if their numbers exceed the US numbers if we could get accurate numbers.
 
6 days ago  
When they said some countries aren't taking it seriously enough, they were actually making finger quotes around "some countries" while giving the US the stink eye.
 
6 days ago  
Man, it's a good thing that the U.S. quit the WHO.  Now the accelerating pandemic won't effect US!
 
6 days ago  
Then, there's the figures from China, which are likely to be low by a large factor for no other reason than that they just can't find every case to count.
 
6 days ago  
Well, there goes the neighborhood
 
6 days ago  
Let's see, the ones who think it's a hoax also, heavily, include funnymentalists. It's the Rapture (tm) of the dolts!

Finding parking spaces afterwards should be easier.
 
6 days ago  
Like lumps, past due notices, and certain politicians maybe it will go away if we ignore it.
 
6 days ago  
i am drunk and live in canada. you all can fend for yourselves. what a shiat show. looking at you 'merica
 
6 days ago  
Proof that you can't have democracy and simultaneously run a substandard education system that relegates most the the students to the role of dummies, and only concentrates on getting resources to the very few smart kids.  Might work in a society that agrees to government by the smart kids... but what we've got is dummies who always hated the smart kids acting out against what the smart kids told them... Welcome to Idiocracy...
 
6 days ago  

BizarreMan: I'm still very concerned about the numbers coming out of India, Mexico, Brazil.  High population countries with extreme variations between standard of living and medical care.

I would not be surprised if their numbers exceed the US numbers if we could get accurate numbers.


It would be nice if America had accurate numbers too
 
6 days ago  
We all joke about Florida, but seriously, imagine if COVID-19 keeps rising in India the way it's starting to. They could double the number of global cases and deaths on their own before summer's out.

As another example, Sierra Leone has imposed a strict mask-wearing order since June 1, because if things get out of control, there's no going back.

Stay indoors, wear a mask, donate to MSF. The next step is going to be a rough one, but for different people and for different reasons.
 
6 days ago  

whitroth: Let's see, the ones who think it's a hoax also, heavily, include funnymentalists. It's the Rapture (tm) of the dolts!

Finding parking spaces afterwards should be easier.


I can't understand letting someone/something have that much control over your life. My ex-SIL has always been a big believer. Her church is telling them to vote for Trump because he's the antichrist and they want to bring about the end of times more quickly.
 
6 days ago  
The WHO said it? I'll give it 2 weeks and wait and see. I expect the worst for the US and Brazil has yet to come, while the rest of world will start speeding up their recovery efforts, because they majority of their population isn't subhuman cable news worshiping trash people
 
6 days ago  

some_beer_drinker: it's 2020, can't we out science this biatch yet?


Well, for the past 35 years we have been fighting funding schools.
So, no. We're collectively stupid.
For all intents and purposes we thought Bill Gates being smart was enough to save the world
maybe we should have educated everyone and not just Bill Gates.
 
6 days ago  
"the most successful strategies relied on diligent citizens who stay home when coronavirus transmission is widespread. "

Huh....  Limiting exposure is the most effective strategy.
 
6 days ago  
30% of Americans take that as a challenge.
 
6 days ago  
Dumbasses:  "Hey, look at the death counts!  They're going down!"

Everyone else:  "Are you not seeing the case counts?  40,000 a day...means 10-14 days until the deaths start rising again!"

Dumbasses:  "I don't understand."
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Hold me.
 
6 days ago  

limerickey: Proof that you can't have democracy and simultaneously run a substandard education system that relegates most the the students to the role of dummies, and only concentrates on getting resources to the very few smart kids.  Might work in a society that agrees to government by the smart kids... but what we've got is dummies who always hated the smart kids acting out against what the smart kids told them... Welcome to Idiocracy...


Because the "smart kids" know best and should be their lords and masters? Because anyone not deemed a "smart kid" by some washed up mediocrities who ate little more than hail wardens are some how stupid?

Here's a thought, the US education system is geared for mediocrity and is more than happy to let the majority get by with a substandard education while touting those that excel in their narrow minded cookie cutter format as "better" and  "smarter" simply because those kids are better at confirming to the system and following the routine than the others

In American K-12 education, free thinking makes you an idiot, needing special attention or alternative forms of study makes you a reject

People like you who buy into this bullshiat farked up system only help perpetuate the idiocracy you whine about

The most powerful resource we have on this planet is the human mind. The American education system is hell bent on rejecting and discarding the majority of America's potential and try make everyone fit through one sized fits all course structure and standardized testing - essentially throwing the vast majority of intellectual potential down the shiatter

Because I can tell you right now, that I'm America's education system Einstein would've never reached his potential, he'd have been told he was wrong and corrected away into oblivion. How many brilliant minds has American education stunted and ignored? Possibly tens of thousands, maybe even hundreds of thousands

Sorry but it takes more than savants and show dogs who test well to keep America the leader in innovation. And America is about to find out that China's already taken the lead and we won't be getting it back
 
6 days ago  
120 million dead in the U.S. so far
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

ocelot: 120 million dead in the U.S. so far


I thought it was gone by April.
 
6 days ago  
Seeing news claim a new strain is more infectious:
https://www.usnews.com/news/health-new​s/articles/2020-05-06/new-coronavirus-​strain-more-contagious-scientists-say

And some saying its stronger, too:
https://nypost.com/2020/05/05/study-s​h​ows-new-coronavirus-mutation-appears-m​ore-contagious/

So, my take is this:
If you want to go maskless, socialize, party, etc., go right ahead. But you do NOT have the right to expect ANYONE ELSE to work or go out of our way to serve you. In fact, every business is private property and we are now seeing signs saying :No Shoes, No Shirt, No Pants, No Mask = No Service. The grocery store in the tiny town I live in has a cop enforcing it, too. Simply put, do what you want, but you are NOT entitled to anyone doing anything for you, and you should expect to be kept away from the rest of us.
 
6 days ago  

king of vegas: BizarreMan: I'm still very concerned about the numbers coming out of India, Mexico, Brazil.  High population countries with extreme variations between standard of living and medical care.

I would not be surprised if their numbers exceed the US numbers if we could get accurate numbers.

It would be nice if America had accurate numbers too


Can't get accurate numbers if we're not testing. What the fark is going on with testing? We're still "You can only get tested if have symptoms." in my area.
 
6 days ago  

some_beer_drinker: i am drunk and live in canada. you all can fend for yourselves. what a shiat show. looking at you 'merica


I really enjoy your work
 
6 days ago  

overthinker: Seeing news claim a new strain is more infectious:
https://www.usnews.com/news/health-new​s/articles/2020-05-06/new-coronavirus-​strain-more-contagious-scientists-say

And some saying its stronger, too:
https://nypost.com/2020/05/05/study-sh​ows-new-coronavirus-mutation-appears-m​ore-contagious/

So, my take is this:
If you want to go maskless, socialize, party, etc., go right ahead. But you do NOT have the right to expect ANYONE ELSE to work or go out of our way to serve you. In fact, every business is private property and we are now seeing signs saying :No Shoes, No Shirt, No Pants, No Mask = No Service. The grocery store in the tiny town I live in has a cop enforcing it, too. Simply put, do what you want, but you are NOT entitled to anyone doing anything for you, and you should expect to be kept away from the rest of us.


People who catch and spread the virus are a threat to everyone, regardless of how they caught it. Private parties are a great concern right now.

Everyone please, just for a few weeks forget all the other nonsense in your daily lives, wear a mask and avoid social contacts in public.
 
6 days ago  

some_beer_drinker: i am drunk and live in canada. you all can fend for yourselves. what a shiat show. looking at you 'merica


Well I'm drunk in America. You're welcome.
 
6 days ago  
WHO has procured 4.5 million polymerase chain reaction (PCR) tests through the diagnostics purchasing consortium. Tests are being produced and packed by suppliers for shipment in the coming weeks. As of 15 June, 585,830 tests have been shipped to 10 countries. WHO has also procured 4.8 million sample collection kits, of which 1.04 million kits are ready to ship. As of 15 June, 114,000 sample kits have been sent to 29 countries. UNICEF has procured 298,000, of which 123,000 tests have been shipped to 18 countries.

https://www.who.int/publications/m/it​e​m/weekly-update-on-covid-19---26-june-​2020
 
6 days ago  
Go Earth
 
6 days ago  

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6 days ago  
rcain:

You seriously read that post as advocating less democracy and less education?  You seem to be part of the problem.
 
6 days ago  

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6 days ago  
Fark them, if the pics from Wuhan didn't give you a clue then welcome to the.                                                               Natural Selection Games       ..................2020-2021..........​.......
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

some_beer_drinker: it's 2020, can't we out science this biatch yet?


We're working against a billion years of evolution here. It takes time to come up with something that doesn't also have serious harmful effects.
 
6 days ago  
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Man, that poor Ranger... The Canyon is tough, and it's farking hot. The first time I went there were snow flurries at the top, and it was at least 100° down at the river. And the Red Wall is just add hot, and it's steep, always in the sun, and the most brutal part of the trail. So even though when he gets to the river, he might get to kick off the boots, roll up the pants, and dip his legs in the water, that is nowhere near the hottest part of the trail.

So I don't envy the guy at all, having to wear a mask. When it's hot and steep, that is not what you need to add to your kit. But he's doing his job, there to keep people safe, give directions, render aid, assist stranded hikers, all of that shiat because he likes what he does, and he does it for everyone. People don't go into the Canyon as prepared as they think they are, and the employees at the top aren't always the most knowledgeable about the once-in-a-lifetime place where they work as you think they'd be, so people like this are there for you, sweating their asses off and helping you with whatever you need...
 
6 days ago  
The other alternative is to let it run it's course and burn itself out.
 
6 days ago  
We deserve every bit of this.
 
6 days ago  
This is all falling apart much faster than even I expected.
 
6 days ago  

Animatronik: overthinker: Seeing news claim a new strain is more infectious:
https://www.usnews.com/news/health-new​s/articles/2020-05-06/new-coronavirus-​strain-more-contagious-scientists-say

And some saying its stronger, too:
https://nypost.com/2020/05/05/study-sh​ows-new-coronavirus-mutation-appears-m​ore-contagious/

So, my take is this:
If you want to go maskless, socialize, party, etc., go right ahead. But you do NOT have the right to expect ANYONE ELSE to work or go out of our way to serve you. In fact, every business is private property and we are now seeing signs saying :No Shoes, No Shirt, No Pants, No Mask = No Service. The grocery store in the tiny town I live in has a cop enforcing it, too. Simply put, do what you want, but you are NOT entitled to anyone doing anything for you, and you should expect to be kept away from the rest of us.

People who catch and spread the virus are a threat to everyone, regardless of how they caught it. Private parties are a great concern right now.

Everyone please, just for a few weeks forget all the other nonsense in your daily lives, wear a mask and avoid social contacts in public.


Not gonna happen 'cause humans gonna human and risk assessment ain't a thing humans do well.
 
6 days ago  

some_beer_drinker: it's 2020, can't we out science this biatch yet?


This just in: Science is hard.
 
6 days ago  
Anyone have any ideas on how long of a haul we have ahead if us?  I say five years.
 
6 days ago  
Yeah... America.
 
6 days ago  

cryinoutloud: This is all falling apart much faster than even I expected.


Username checks out.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

whitroth: Let's see, the ones who think it's a hoax also, heavily, include funnymentalists. It's the Rapture (tm) of the dolts!

Finding parking spaces afterwards should be easier.


Eh its not that deadly.

/unfortunately
//if 500 million people died from this, we would only be at 2015 population
///so we'll need a bigger plague
 
6 days ago  

Mad_Radhu: ocelot: 120 million dead in the U.S. so far

I thought it was gone by April.


Only if you got to keep your doctor.

/har har
 
6 days ago  

TheMysteriousStranger: some_beer_drinker: it's 2020, can't we out science this biatch yet?

This just in: Science is hard.


This just in : people are morons.

If everyone wore a freaking mask for like a month or two, the virus would be gone.
 
6 days ago  

RedVentrue: The other alternative is to let it run it's course and burn itself out.


Since there is much doubt on exactly how much immunity recovered cases have, and whether mild cases have enough to avoid reinfection, this may not be possible.
 
6 days ago  
Welcome to the experiment that is the first generation of people raised on American TV.
 
6 days ago  
And I think it won't be all right

Yeah, the worst is coming now

The mornin' sun is shinin' like a coronavirus protein shell
 
6 days ago  
Oops, wrong thread. Or is it? Is there any such thing as a wrong thread post in the 9th concentric ring that is 2020?
 
6 days ago  

some_beer_drinker: it's 2020, can't we out science this biatch yet?



not when you make a shiatt ton of money off clicks and eyeballs.
 
6 days ago  

Nobody in Peculiar: Well, there goes the neighborhood


no the sky.

its falling, you know.

i'm just wondering how many of all those trillions of new covid cases recovered like they would with any flu??

the news actors never mention that.  all they talk about is the trillions of new cases because that gets them the clicks and eyeballs they like which makes them more money.
 
6 days ago  

RedVentrue: The other alternative is to let it run it's course and burn itself out.


Actually, there are a number of other alternatives. It's just that most of them, like that one, are insectly, hyrdroencephalically stupid.
 
6 days ago  
U S <wheezing> A!
U S ... U....SSS.....
U S <mechanical ventilation noises> A
U.... <shallow breath>.... S....
 
6 days ago  

Animatronik: overthinker: Seeing news claim a new strain is more infectious:
https://www.usnews.com/news/health-new​s/articles/2020-05-06/new-coronavirus-​strain-more-contagious-scientists-say

And some saying its stronger, too:
https://nypost.com/2020/05/05/study-sh​ows-new-coronavirus-mutation-appears-m​ore-contagious/

So, my take is this:
If you want to go maskless, socialize, party, etc., go right ahead. But you do NOT have the right to expect ANYONE ELSE to work or go out of our way to serve you. In fact, every business is private property and we are now seeing signs saying :No Shoes, No Shirt, No Pants, No Mask = No Service. The grocery store in the tiny town I live in has a cop enforcing it, too. Simply put, do what you want, but you are NOT entitled to anyone doing anything for you, and you should expect to be kept away from the rest of us.

People who catch and spread the virus are a threat to everyone, regardless of how they caught it. Private parties are a great concern right now.

Everyone please, just for a few weeks forget all the other nonsense in your daily lives, wear a mask and avoid social contacts in public.


common sense and prudence.

all that is needed to ward of the virus for most people.

can't stop it.  viruses were here on earth long before mankind showed up.

and viruses mutate all the time.  duh.  our immune systems have been dealing with this shiat since day one.

in 2018, over 900,000 were hospitalized in the US with the common flu.  over 80,000 died.
 
6 days ago  

lolmao500: TheMysteriousStranger: some_beer_drinker: it's 2020, can't we out science this biatch yet?

This just in: Science is hard.

This just in : people are morons.

If everyone wore a freaking mask for like a month or two, the virus would be gone.


it has to run its course, and no, it'll never disappear.  just like flu viruses don't disappear.
 
6 days ago  

Surrender your boo-tah: Yeah... America.


Can you say?  "Global"
 
6 days ago  

joker420: Surrender your boo-tah: Yeah... America.
Can you say?  "Global"


Can you say, "poor impulse control"?
 
6 days ago  

BizarreMan: I'm still very concerned about the numbers coming out of India, Mexico, Brazil.  High population countries with extreme variations between standard of living and medical care.

I would not be surprised if their numbers exceed the US numbers if we could get accurate numbers.


Rio is going to get really scary the more downhill it goes. If the favelas start rioting there is not a lot of room for that to happen
 
6 days ago  
"Every politician needs to look in the mirror and say, 'Am I doing enough to stop this virus?'" the executive director of WHO's Health Emergencies Program said.

Oh, that's going to be a good twitterschitt. Might even get some on the walls!
Can't wait when Donny asks how we can bomb the WHO...


50th: We deserve every bit of this.


No. Some of us deserve this, and more.
Others of us have done our share and more, continue to do so, want no part of it, and don't deserve it.

You can't lump sum us the rabid, idiotic assholes who won't comply anymore because they are a minority, and will never share rational values. There is no such thing as "we" or "us" anymore.
 
6 days ago  

floraandmerriwether2: whitroth: Let's see, the ones who think it's a hoax also, heavily, include funnymentalists. It's the Rapture (tm) of the dolts!

Finding parking spaces afterwards should be easier.

I can't understand letting someone/something have that much control over your life. My ex-SIL has always been a big believer. Her church is telling them to vote for Trump because he's the antichrist and they want to bring about the end of times more quickly.


Sorry, I'd be calling the IRS: IT IS ILLEGAL FOR A CHURCH, IF THEY CLAIM TAX EXEMPTIONS, TO MAKE POLITICAL STATEMENTS FROM THE PULPIT. iT IS ILLEGAL.
 
6 days ago  

Linux_Yes: i'm just wondering how many of all those trillions of new covid cases recovered like they would with any flu??


You should stick to what you know.
 
6 days ago  

some_beer_drinker: it's 2020, can't we out science this biatch yet?


There's plenty of science in the pipeline. Vaccines, synthetic antibodies, improved treatment protocols, etc. People who get the disease today have a better chance of surviving it than those who caught it in March (assuming the hospitals aren't over 100% capacity). There's also the basic science of observing the way it is transmitted and updating the public health guidance in response, e.g. more focus on wearing masks and avoiding indoor environments, less focus on hand washing and bleaching your groceries.

Unfortunately, science takes time and some people (SOME people, he says while glaring southward at a certain international border) refuse to follow any of the short-term mitigation steps to delay the pandemic until the other stuff is ready.
 
6 days ago  

some_beer_drinker: i am drunk and live in canada. you all can fend for yourselves. what a shiat show. looking at you 'merica


Rub it in, why don't you? Trust me, most of us here in the States know we're farked.

I'd move my family to Canada if I could be sure of affording it. We'd happily quarantine for 2+ weeks and wear hazmat suits if that's what it took.

/don't mean to be rude
//it's just farking depressing, is all
 
6 days ago  
Under lottery-level optimal conditions, vaccine ready for distribution in a year.

More likely 2-3 years away.  Or perhaps never.

I don't think the U.S is a nation of idiots.  I have friends and even a few relatives there.  It's your incessant tendency to politicize everything that comes off the most idiotic to outside observers, even though we realize your extreme individualism and federal system are unique.

Right now, the internal debate you have raging seems to be about personal freedoms.  But even if an effective vaccine becomes widely available in a best case scenario, won't your debate then turn to a raging political war over:
a) fair distribution
b) trustworthiness of vaccine
c)  personal character traits as related to your opinion of the vaccine
d)  skepticism of vaccine because there was never a real problem anyway
e)  deep regional flaws and disturbing political affiliations that have come about because of a medical remedy being present
f)  the unlikeable screen presence of any medical official endorsing the vaccine, and their potential for scandal
g)  the relation of the vaccine to Obama

And on and on.  It's like you guys are allergic to harmony.  You have to be fighting someone.
 
6 days ago  

DarkHealer: some_beer_drinker: i am drunk and live in canada. you all can fend for yourselves. what a shiat show. looking at you 'merica

Rub it in, why don't you? Trust me, most of us here in the States know we're farked.

I'd move my family to Canada if I could be sure of affording it. We'd happily quarantine for 2+ weeks and wear hazmat suits if that's what it took.

/don't mean to be rude
//it's just farking depressing, is all


Those syrup sucking back-bacon eating loonies hate America.
They're rapists and some, I assume, are good people.
 
5 days ago  
What am I missing that has this deserving of the spiffy tag? Is it sarcasm? I never get that...
 
5 days ago  

in flagrante: Under lottery-level optimal conditions, vaccine ready for distribution in a year.

More likely 2-3 years away.  Or perhaps never.

I don't think the U.S is a nation of idiots.  I have friends and even a few relatives there.  It's your incessant tendency to politicize everything that comes off the most idiotic to outside observers, even though we realize your extreme individualism and federal system are unique.

Right now, the internal debate you have raging seems to be about personal freedoms.  But even if an effective vaccine becomes widely available in a best case scenario, won't your debate then turn to a raging political war over:
a) fair distribution
b) trustworthiness of vaccine
c)  personal character traits as related to your opinion of the vaccine
d)  skepticism of vaccine because there was never a real problem anyway
e)  deep regional flaws and disturbing political affiliations that have come about because of a medical remedy being present
f)  the unlikeable screen presence of any medical official endorsing the vaccine, and their potential for scandal
g)  the relation of the vaccine to Obama

And on and on.  It's like you guys are allergic to harmony.  You have to be fighting someone.


Woah.  Nailed it.
 
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