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(MSN)   Dr. Fauci bluntly explains why we can't have nice things in the United States   (msn.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Vaccination, Covid-19 vaccine, Smallpox, Infectious disease, Vaccine, Immune system, Infection, coronavirus vaccine  
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9078 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 29 Jun 2020 at 10:04 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
22 votes:

TotallyRealNotFake: I'm  seriously hoping the Government keeps the US - Can boarder closed.

Americans have proven they can not be adults and fight a deadly virus the good of Humanity.


You're gonna feel pretty dumb when the Martians invade and it turns out SARS-CoV-2 is their only weakness.
 
6 days ago  
16 votes:
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6 days ago  
12 votes:

themindiswatching: Fine. Congress sends President Biden a bill mandating vaccination nationwide with no exceptions not related to health.

/and funding to ensure enough vaccination clinics exist to make that happen


I'd sell it to the public by telling them "We're gonna put a little mark on people when they get vaccinated. You won't be allowed in businesses, allowed in school, allowed to work, or allowed to buy anything unless you have this mark."

I bet that would convince the anti-vaxxers to cooperate.
 
6 days ago  
12 votes:
We should cut funding for science education and use the savings to give tax cuts to the rich
 
6 days ago  
10 votes:
Deaths per day are on a pretty steady decline.
 
6 days ago  
10 votes:

Bowen: TotallyRealNotFake: I'm  seriously hoping the Government keeps the US - Can boarder closed.

Americans have proven they can not be adults and fight a deadly virus the good of Humanity.

You're gonna feel pretty dumb when the Martians invade and it turns out SARS-CoV-2 is their only weakness.


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6 days ago  
8 votes:
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6 days ago  
5 votes:

Notabunny: We should cut funding for science education and use the savings to give tax cuts to the rich


You're going places, pal.
 
6 days ago  
5 votes:
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6 days ago  
5 votes:
I need to just say it to get it out and find some  I'm scared of the vaccine I will get it but I am scared that something would harm me or go wrong and harm me.
 
6 days ago  
3 votes:

Birnone: themindiswatching: Fine. Congress sends President Biden a bill mandating vaccination nationwide with no exceptions not related to health.

/and funding to ensure enough vaccination clinics exist to make that happen

I'd sell it to the public by telling them "We're gonna put a little mark on people when they get vaccinated. You won't be allowed in businesses, allowed in school, allowed to work, or allowed to buy anything unless you have this mark."

I bet that would convince the anti-vaxxers to cooperate.


A mark?  Are you serious?  Just inject a microchip along with the vaccine.  Put someone with tech experience, say Bill Gates, in charge of that.
 
6 days ago  
2 votes:
oh they'll be there...even the freaks
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6 days ago  
2 votes:

Jgok: The results of the survey at the bottom...

"Will you opt for the coronavirus vaccine when one is available?"
Yes 72%
No 14%
Not sure 13%
Other / No opinion 1%

28% did not say "yes" when asked if they would get vaccinated against a global pandemic that has killed nearly 130,000 Americans (probably far more than that).


That's like asking someone if they would accept a job at Walmart.

I might. I might not. I need details. Cashier...I would probably decline. Senior level executive, of course.

Asking me if I would get a vaccine for X or not is equally meaningless. How effective is it, what are the side effects, and how common are those side effects?

The only sane answer right now is 'maybe' but most of us have been brainwashed to worker think vaccines are perfect, or vaccines are evil.

And before anyone calls me anti-vax... Please realize that even if you have gotten your recommended vaccinations, you still haven't gotten countless other vaccines that are available. You/your doctor doesn't bother with them because the risks outweigh the benefits.

Heck, last I heard the medical committee hasn't even decided how long it takes before you can get reinfected, or even if you can get reinfected.
 
6 days ago  
2 votes:

iheartscotch: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


ROMEROCOPTERS FOR THE GOD WINS!
 
6 days ago  
1 vote:

TotallyRealNotFake: I'm  seriously hoping the Government keeps the US - Can boarder closed.

Americans have proven they can not be adults and fight a deadly virus the good of Humanity.


Seriously hope the rest of the bloody planet does it as well. "Worlds biggest leper colony" as was foretold in V for Vendetta.
 
6 days ago  
1 vote:

themindiswatching: Fine. Congress sends President Biden a bill mandating vaccination nationwide with no exceptions not related to health.

/and funding to ensure enough vaccination clinics exist to make that happen


Can I sign up to vaccinate people using a dart rifle from a helicopter? Because that would be bad ass. Right up until I died in a hail of gunfire about an hour into the job.
 
6 days ago  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


Nurgle harrumphs disdainfully. Or maybe he's just breathing normally and always makes horrid sounds like that, it's hard to tell.
 
6 days ago  
1 vote:
A CNN poll last month found one-third of Americans said they would not try to get vaccinated against Covid, even if the vaccine is widely available and low cost.

I'm sure that an equivalent poll of Canadians would have a number higher than I'm comfortable with.

But damn, hopefully it'd be less than 1 in 3.

You know it might kill you, right?
 
6 days ago  
1 vote:

TotallyRealNotFake: I'm  seriously hoping the Government keeps the US - Can boarder closed.

Americans have proven they can not be adults and fight a deadly virus the good of Humanity.


everyone else beat it.
 
6 days ago  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


Skulls for the skull throne!
 
6 days ago  
1 vote:

themindiswatching: Fine. Congress sends President Biden a bill mandating vaccination nationwide with no exceptions not related to health.

/and funding to ensure enough vaccination clinics exist to make that happen


Yeah, that's what we need. A bunch of derps afraid of the government offering  them a "shot" to ease the "dem hoax".

If you mandate it? You totally lose those morans.

/I wouldn't miss them over all
//but totally the wrong way to convince idiots you're on their side
///some people really are that dense
 
6 days ago  
1 vote:
I'm  seriously hoping the Government keeps the US - Can boarder closed.

Americans have proven they can not be adults and fight a deadly virus the good of Humanity.
 
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