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2020-06-29 9:13:33 PM  
9 votes:
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2020-06-29 9:26:38 PM  
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2020-06-29 9:29:21 PM  
5 votes:
Don't skip lung day.
2020-06-29 9:15:51 PM  
4 votes:
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/ John Travolta approves.
// I'm sorry, the card says "Moops".
/// Three.
2020-06-29 9:12:00 PM  
3 votes:
It's a "no judgment zone" not a "no COVID-19 ZONE".
2020-06-29 9:30:10 PM  
2 votes:
This popped up from a related article.

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Looks like a scene from Futurama or Rick and Morty.
2020-06-29 9:17:19 PM  
2 votes:

DRTFA: [Fark user image 425x239]
/ John Travolta approves.
// I'm sorry, the card says "Moops".
/// Three.

Oh, how cute, little personalized C-19 incubators!
2020-06-30 6:22:57 AM  
1 vote:
But still not a single word or concern over the protestors and the autonomous zones. Bullshiat.
2020-06-29 9:56:12 PM  
1 vote:

And that's the problem, in a nutshell. These same people were "urged" to stay home unless it was essential for them to go out. When they ignored that, they were "urged" to at least wear masks & practice social distancing. Now that they've ignored that and have exposed themselves to a COVID-19 spreader, they're now being "urged" to self-quarantine.

They couldn't self-quarantine before - why would they do so now?

The problem is that you keep asking, instead of telling. There's a reason masks are now mandatory in my state, and that not wearing one will likely get you a fine of up to $100 and/or up to 90 days in county jail per RCW 43.70.130(7), RCW 70.05.120(4), and WAC 246-100-070(3).

It's clear that Americans cannot be trusted to do what is right. It's time to recognize that, and instead ensure that Americans have to do what is necessary.
2020-06-29 9:41:10 PM  
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"And here we see two prospective gym-goers in their native habitats, enjoying one of the few sessions they'll endure before giving up to face the trials and tribulations of the cancellation process..."
2020-06-29 9:15:42 PM  
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