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(Twitter)   Matt "Gas Pedal" Gaetz: THIS is Joe Biden's America   (twitter.com) divider line
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4522 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 Jun 2020 at 5:54 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
This is all of us.

Comically white, fat, and crazy?
 
6 days ago  
Everyone is ridiculously fat?
 
6 days ago  
Fully tucked on a Sunday afternoon?
 
6 days ago  
I'm going to hell for this but I wouldn't be sad if someone shot these porkers in the knee - 1 shot each knee.
 
6 days ago  
i am fatter than that, but this is trumps america. subby is a maggat
 
6 days ago  
So what, exactly, is the legislation that is being championed that would "make your job illegal?" And please, be specific.
 
6 days ago  
Well, not all of us...

Side note: At some point the woman in that picture is going to kill the guy in the pink shirt...just sayin'
 
6 days ago  
This is all of us

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6 days ago  
Oh...and Matt. You're a drama queen.
 
6 days ago  

Combustion: So what, exactly, is the legislation that is being championed that would "make your job illegal?" And please, be specific.


Hopefully immediate tasering for pulling the do you know who I am card.
 
6 days ago  
Matt Gaetz saying something incredibly stupid to gaslight Americans? Is it a day that ends in Y again?
 
6 days ago  

Original: Original Tweet:

mattgaetz: In Joe Biden's America your job is illegal, you are locked in your home, borders don't exist, MS-13 lives next door and the police aren't coming when the mob arrives. This is all of us. https://t.co/qS5ZeZQyU8


Apparently, this Republican spokesman has a time machine. Or believes Joe Biden has time machine. Or, he's frantically protecting the coward who is blackmailing him by lying.
 
6 days ago  
Drunk and brandishing firearms should result in arrests and charges. so gas pedal is supporting criminal actions and looking for some rope ? Was Gaetz in the villages leadin
 
6 days ago  
Jesus, why is their hyperbole so farking stupid? And how many idiots believe that hogs wallop?

Also what is a wallop anyway?
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

Combustion: So what, exactly, is the legislation that is being championed that would "make your job illegal?" And please, be specific.


Let me answer on behalf of Matt:

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE NOT-SO-MUCH-FATHER OF A BROWN CHILD FROM CUBA THAT NO ONE KNEW OF UNTIL IT BECAME A CONVENIENT WEAPON!!!  THESE PERSONAL ATTACKS WILL NOT STAND!!!
 
6 days ago  
What a tool.
 
6 days ago  
But let us at least recognize there is one hero in the pic

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...the belt bravely holding up them slacks.

*checks notes* yes *cough* I see here it's made by Dockers
 
6 days ago  

Diogenes: This is all of us.

Comically white, fat, and crazy?


Unable to remember who the current POTUS is?
 
6 days ago  

Ambivalence: Jesus, why is their hyperbole so farking stupid? And how many idiots believe that hogs wallop?

Also what is a wallop anyway?


A wallop is what you get when a Karen breeds with her Branch Dildoian brother.

Example:
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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

Diogenes: This is all of us.

Comically white, fat, and crazy?


This is you and me.  Deal with it.
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6 days ago  

Circusdog320: Oh...and Matt. You're a drama queen.


He's not pretty enough to pull it off.

Doesn't he have some cow connection?
Can't have cows without at least one squawking chicken

Really.
Would you rather hand this man a tissue or throw cornmeal at him?
 
6 days ago  
In Joe Biden's America, we get a home? Combine that with Obama's phone and Clinton's refrigerator, I could get pretty cosy.
 
6 days ago  
"This is all of us."

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If by "this is all of us" you mean "we've got our collective fingers on the trigger of a loaded gun and are waving it around while looking away from where it's pointing so that we might kill some random person if we so much as cough" then I guess I can agree with that.
 
6 days ago  

Diogenes: This is all of us.

Comically white, fat, and crazy?


Nestor has really let himself go.
 
6 days ago  

Bslim: Everyone is ridiculously fat?



Fark name checks out.
 
6 days ago  

mrshowrules: Diogenes: This is all of us.

Comically white, fat, and crazy?

This is you and me.  Deal with it.
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Good thing that shirt is big enough to fit us all.
 
6 days ago  
SOON

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6 days ago  
Lateral stripes honey? Are you outta your ever loving mind!
 
6 days ago  
Whar gas pedal story, whar?
 
6 days ago  

Circusdog320: Well, not all of us...

Side note: At some point the woman in that picture is going to kill the guy in the pink shirt...just sayin'


Not he kills her first.

/The way he kept flagging her
//He's probably been thinking about it
///They must be a great couple.
 
6 days ago  
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I had to.
 
6 days ago  
Remember when Obama made all jobs illegal and crashed the US economy so bad that everyone died and also everyone also had to get gay married first and then die?

Matt Gaetz does.
 
6 days ago  
Even back when I was inclined (more or less) to agree with them, I'd have still said that these two are fearful and fear mongering tools who are doing more to damage their cause than to help it.
 
6 days ago  

NateAsbestos: [cdn.discordapp.com image 598x902]
I had to.


didn't know you were on there, added
 
6 days ago  
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Coming to a town near you:  Konnie and Fryde.
 
6 days ago  

Markoff_Cheney: NateAsbestos: [cdn.discordapp.com image 598x902]
I had to.

didn't know you were on there, added


Heh. Honestly I rarely twoot, and it's mostly just responses to insane right wing garbage like this.
 
6 days ago  

NateAsbestos: Markoff_Cheney: NateAsbestos: [cdn.discordapp.com image 598x902]
I had to.

didn't know you were on there, added

Heh. Honestly I rarely twoot, and it's mostly just responses to insane right wing garbage like this.


And followed you back. One day, probably JUST before it gets shutdown, I'll figure out how to Twitter.
 
6 days ago  

Ambivalence: Jesus, why is their hyperbole so farking stupid? And how many idiots believe that hogs wallop?

Also what is a wallop anyway?


I don't know the answer to the hog swallop question; I think it has to do with feed. Anyway, there is no bottom to the barrel of right wing stupidity. If Fox News says it, they believe it. Rudy Giuliani was on Fox saying "black people are going to take your house." I think Fox viewers age 7O and over are extra susceptible, not just because they hear it in church and hear it from friends and want it to be true, but because they hark back to Walter Cronkite and Huntley and Brinkley, and even Tom Brokaw, when news anchors were the most respected men on TV. Now they assume dipshiats like Carlson and Hannity HAVE to be telling the truth like Cronkite did.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

Original: Original Tweet:


Don't you have a gas mask to wear before doing your adopted son?

Wait, was that too mean?
 
6 days ago  

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YOINK!
 
6 days ago  

Ambivalence: Jesus, why is their hyperbole so farking stupid? And how many idiots believe that hogs wallop?

Also what is a wallop anyway?


"Wallop" means to hit something or somebody really hard. "Codswallop" means nonsense, hogwash, BS.
 
6 days ago  

Bslim: But let us at least recognize there is one hero in the pic

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...the belt bravely holding up them slacks.

*checks notes* yes *cough* I see here it's made by Dockers


Good thing she DIDN'T fire that popgun, the recoil woulda popped her right in the mouth.

/Responsibible Gun Pwnnterz!
 
6 days ago  

roddikinsathome: Bslim: But let us at least recognize there is one hero in the pic

[pbs.twimg.com image 680x455]

...the belt bravely holding up them slacks.

*checks notes* yes *cough* I see here it's made by Dockers

Good thing she DIDN'T fire that popgun, the recoil woulda popped her right in the mouth.

/Responsibible Gun Pwnnterz!


She's got that nasty hook right on the trigger. Yikes
 
6 days ago  

Noticeably F.A.T.: Even back when I was inclined (more or less) to agree with them, I'd have still said that these two are fearful and fear mongering tools who are doing more to damage their cause than to help it.


I don't know how one could agree with pointing guns at people but I'll assume back in the day you were just an ordinary a$$hole; someone making the statement you made above makes you still one of those in any event.  Absolutely no justification for this behavior.

Frankly, both these clowns need to be arrested and charged with brandishing.
 
6 days ago  
Those guns are loaded with farm to table, non gmo, gluten free all organic artisanal bullets bought at the local militia farmers market.
 
6 days ago  

dodecahedron: Whar gas pedal story, whar?


Here it is, for those not familiar with it.
 
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