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2020-06-29 3:55:29 PM  
Hiya
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2020-06-29 4:03:49 PM  
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2020-06-29 4:04:04 PM  
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A bug
 
2020-06-29 4:06:54 PM  

the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug


If you say so
 
2020-06-29 4:11:28 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so


About 430 on the flower.
 
2020-06-29 4:13:12 PM  

the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.


I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?
 
2020-06-29 4:17:34 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?


Lindsey?

/ducks
 
2020-06-29 4:17:59 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?

Lindsey?

/ducks


Booooo
 
2020-06-29 4:19:23 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?

Lindsey?

/ducks

Booooo


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2020-06-29 4:19:57 PM  
Hey hey!
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2020-06-29 4:22:24 PM  
Oh happy new fun thread times. I think gun ownership should come with training. You don't let anyone just jump in a car soon as they are old enough? (heh, I think some states do, in michigan drivers training was automatic in my day).
 
2020-06-29 4:23:59 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?


Looks like, or maybe a Japanese beetle?

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2020-06-29 4:25:23 PM  
ProTip: A standard face mask will not stop your jizz from hitting your eye when you watch yourself while you're masturbating to orgasm and you don't look away.

/TMYK
 
2020-06-29 4:25:34 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?

Looks like, or maybe a Japanese beetle?

[Fark user image image 509x293]


Maybe I can't tell if red or orange
 
2020-06-29 4:26:55 PM  
 
2020-06-29 4:29:52 PM  

HedlessChickn: ProTip: A standard face mask will not stop your jizz from hitting your eye when you watch yourself while you're masturbating to orgasm and you don't look away.

/TMYK


Glasses help.
Evening everyone.
/Wears glasses
 
2020-06-29 4:30:59 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?


Yep. One little lady bug.
 
2020-06-29 4:31:36 PM  
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No breathe on birdie.
 
2020-06-29 4:32:00 PM  

Cultured: HedlessChickn: ProTip: A standard face mask will not stop your jizz from hitting your eye when you watch yourself while you're masturbating to orgasm and you don't look away.

/TMYK

Glasses help.
Evening everyone.
/Wears glasses


And then you have jizz glasses
 
2020-06-29 4:33:01 PM  
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2020-06-29 4:33:22 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?

Looks like, or maybe a Japanese beetle?

[Fark user image 509x293]


I think you mean those japanese beetles that look a lot like lady bugs. I had a janitorial job and the General Mills Tech Center. They had a day care center for their employees (a nice one) but those beetles loved it too. So I don't like them I had to clean them up. Nothing for them to eat in there so they'd get in and die.
 
2020-06-29 4:35:06 PM  

badtrotsky013: Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?

Looks like, or maybe a Japanese beetle?

[Fark user image 509x293]

I think you mean those japanese beetles that look a lot like lady bugs. I had a janitorial job and the General Mills Tech Center. They had a day care center for their employees (a nice one) but those beetles loved it too. So I don't like them I had to clean them up. Nothing for them to eat in there so they'd get in and die.


Well wen they're alive they bite so dead is good
 
2020-06-29 4:35:41 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?

Looks like, or maybe a Japanese beetle?

[Fark user image image 509x293]


Japanese beetle or something else in the scarab family is a good guess, overall shape and "look" is correct. On the other hand, there are a crapload of different types of beetle out there.
 
2020-06-29 4:36:39 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: HedlessChickn: ProTip: A standard face mask will not stop your jizz from hitting your eye when you watch yourself while you're masturbating to orgasm and you don't look away.

/TMYK

Glasses help.
Evening everyone.
/Wears glasses

And then you have jizz glasses


And?
 
2020-06-29 4:38:18 PM  

Cultured: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: HedlessChickn: ProTip: A standard face mask will not stop your jizz from hitting your eye when you watch yourself while you're masturbating to orgasm and you don't look away.

/TMYK

Glasses help.
Evening everyone.
/Wears glasses

And then you have jizz glasses

And?


*Backs away*
*slowly*
 
2020-06-29 4:39:03 PM  

Cultured: Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: Cornelis de Gyselaer: the_innkeeper: [Fark user image image 425x239]

A bug

If you say so

About 430 on the flower.

I'm on my tablet had to zoom in

Lady bug?

Looks like, or maybe a Japanese beetle?

[Fark user image image 509x293]

Japanese beetle or something else in the scarab family is a good guess, overall shape and "look" is correct. On the other hand, there are a crapload of different types of beetle out there.


I remember a bug I'd website we posted here
 
2020-06-29 4:39:25 PM  
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Howdy hey, camping was fun again. It was stupid farking crowded though, as you can see. We had the two horseshoe loops, the left one has our green tent in it.
 
2020-06-29 4:39:43 PM  
AotD is BEETLES!
 
2020-06-29 4:41:17 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image image 850x478]
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Howdy hey, camping was fun again. It was stupid farking crowded though, as you can see. We had the two horseshoe loops, the left one has our green tent in it.


Co is letting this happen?
 
2020-06-29 4:41:44 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: AotD is BEETLES!


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2020-06-29 4:42:34 PM  

the_innkeeper: Unbridled Apathy: AotD is BEETLES!

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I KNEW they would be first.
 
2020-06-29 4:43:51 PM  
Huh. My quote button is invisible...
 
2020-06-29 4:43:58 PM  
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This whole building had BLM signs in their windows by the capital, probably to keep the rocks at bay..
 
2020-06-29 4:44:07 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: AotD is BEETLES!


Ok

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2020-06-29 4:44:23 PM  
Bookmarkity mark.

Back to work.
 
2020-06-29 4:44:33 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image image 850x478]
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Howdy hey, camping was fun again. It was stupid farking crowded though, as you can see. We had the two horseshoe loops, the left one has our green tent in it.

Co is letting this happen?


Wyoming.
Nobody wearing masks, even employees in gas stations/liquor stores. I wore an n95 at the fireworks warehouse and was still uncomfortable.
 
2020-06-29 4:45:42 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image image 850x478]
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Howdy hey, camping was fun again. It was stupid farking crowded though, as you can see. We had the two horseshoe loops, the left one has our green tent in it.

Co is letting this happen?

Wyoming.
Nobody wearing masks, even employees in gas stations/liquor stores. I wore an n95 at the fireworks warehouse and was still uncomfortable.


Are you close to Doc?
 
2020-06-29 4:45:46 PM  
Got my America the Beautiful park pass in the mail.  Good for NPS, USFS, BLM, BOR, USF&W, and Army CoE lands.  Gonna hit up some Parks, Monuments, and Forests this summer.
 
2020-06-29 4:48:44 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: Got my America the Beautiful park pass in the mail.  Good for NPS, USFS, BLM, BOR, USF&W, and Army CoE lands.  Gonna hit up some Parks, Monuments, and Forests this summer.


The amtrak package is nice but spendy
 
2020-06-29 4:48:59 PM  
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2020-06-29 4:49:13 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: HedlessChickn: ProTip: A standard face mask will not stop your jizz from hitting your eye when you watch yourself while you're masturbating to orgasm and you don't look away.

/TMYK

Glasses help.
Evening everyone.
/Wears glasses

And then you have jizz glasses


Sure. I'm the one with bad taste.
/phrasing?
 
2020-06-29 4:50:09 PM  
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Art by me. Now all I have to do is design the other 77 cards... Sigh.
 
2020-06-29 4:50:45 PM  
https://twitter.com/CReppWx/status/12​7​7700261167935488?s=20

Brush fire south of Denver, in the urban interface.
 
2020-06-29 4:51:16 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image image 825x1125]

Art by me. Now all I have to do is design the other 77 cards... Sigh.


I specifically left the Egyptian iconography to you
/no stealing of thunder
// you draw good
 
2020-06-29 4:52:25 PM  
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2020-06-29 4:53:32 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image image 825x1125]

Art by me. Now all I have to do is design the other 77 cards... Sigh.


Thoth for the magician?
Swords ok
Wands ok
Pentacle Hmmm maybe the Sun
Cups should be fine
 
2020-06-29 4:54:23 PM  
Damn, I should have taken a screenshot w/ the split screen showing the artwork in the background of Heilman's place coordinating near perfectly with Nicolle's outfit today.
 
2020-06-29 4:55:01 PM  
My new project is almost functional.

Earlier today it was completely non-functional.

Tomorrow I figure it'll actually be functional.

So, progress?
 
2020-06-29 4:55:49 PM  

EighthDay: My new project is almost functional.

Earlier today it was completely non-functional.

Tomorrow I figure it'll actually be functional.

So, progress?


Hopefully you've nail down the bug
 
2020-06-29 4:57:26 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Damn, I should have taken a screenshot w/ the split screen showing the artwork in the background of Heilman's place coordinating near perfectly with Nicolle's outfit today.


Not to late
 
2020-06-29 4:57:41 PM  
Treason

Charge him

Try him

Convict him

you know the rest
 
2020-06-29 4:58:37 PM  

vudukungfu: Treason

Charge him

Try him

Convict him

you know the rest


He's set himself on fire this time
What's the burning point of Teflon?
 
2020-06-29 4:58:52 PM  

EighthDay: My new project is almost functional.

Earlier today it was completely non-functional.

Tomorrow I figure it'll actually be functional.

So, progress?


You are well ahead of me, then.
 
2020-06-29 5:00:37 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image image 825x1125]

Art by me. Now all I have to do is design the other 77 cards... Sigh.

Thoth for the magician?
Swords ok
Wands ok
Pentacle Hmmm maybe the Sun
Cups should be fine


And Anubis for Death.. I've seen some rather comical Egyptian-styled Tower cards.

A complicating factor is that I have a concept whereby the deck would actually be three decks in one -- a specific sub-set could be extracted to make a complete Lenormand deck, as well as a complete Cartouche deck (a deck of 25 cards, published in the mid 1980s, and the first deck I saw whereby the universe told me, "just create your hexagons deck with fewer than 78 cards! it doesn't *have* to be a tarot!").

But my graphic design arm has been cut off. I'd have to learn a new app to get back to where I was and it has just been too frustrating. That, and I was probably trying to jam too many things into the idea...
 
2020-06-29 5:00:48 PM  
 
2020-06-29 5:00:51 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Hopefully you've nail down the bug


I managed to get myself a job where many small applications talk to each other. I'd already had "let me talk to this other application" working properly - send request, get response, validate it's the right information.

I'm currently debugging "an application called me, let me make sure I handle it right" - and almost have it right.

The tricky part is "an application called me, let me call this other application and tell them this other application is the one who asked me about it" - yay, token management.
 
2020-06-29 5:02:31 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Damn, I should have taken a screenshot w/ the split screen showing the artwork in the background of Heilman's place coordinating near perfectly with Nicolle's outfit today.

Not to late


It is because I was busy typing :D
 
2020-06-29 5:02:57 PM  

DannyBrandt: Cornelis de Gyselaer: DannyBrandt: ForlornHope: DannyBrandt: badtrotsky013: Did something happen with cat girls?

Oh, man... that was a fun thread.

Basically two or three guys testing the waters to what was acceptable and what was creepy as hell.

I remember that, it was epically bad.

It was a nightmare. I'm laughing my ass off remembering that thread just going completely unhinged.

It was awesome.

even the pol tab didn't measure up

It was one of those threads where by the time you typed out a comment, there was like 40 more posts.

Ah, the good ol' dunza days.


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Did someone mention cat girls?
 
2020-06-29 5:03:04 PM  

EighthDay: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Hopefully you've nail down the bug

I managed to get myself a job where many small applications talk to each other. I'd already had "let me talk to this other application" working properly - send request, get response, validate it's the right information.

I'm currently debugging "an application called me, let me make sure I handle it right" - and almost have it right.

The tricky part is "an application called me, let me call this other application and tell them this other application is the one who asked me about it" - yay, token management.


Yeah better you than me
 
2020-06-29 5:03:45 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image image 596x579]


That clown holding the barrel is one thing...but I cannot unsee the fact that the stock is tucked lovingly under his fleshy pink moob instead of against his shoulder.
And Karen is about to become one of the only people on Earth who could possibly give themselves a recoil shiner with a .22.
One star. Low effort. These folk make me sadder than a poop taco.
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(poop taco for reference)
 
2020-06-29 5:03:55 PM  

real_headhoncho: DannyBrandt: Cornelis de Gyselaer: DannyBrandt: ForlornHope: DannyBrandt: badtrotsky013: Did something happen with cat girls?

Oh, man... that was a fun thread.

Basically two or three guys testing the waters to what was acceptable and what was creepy as hell.

I remember that, it was epically bad.

It was a nightmare. I'm laughing my ass off remembering that thread just going completely unhinged.

It was awesome.

even the pol tab didn't measure up

It was one of those threads where by the time you typed out a comment, there was like 40 more posts.

Ah, the good ol' dunza days.

[Fark user image image 800x450]Did someone mention cat girls?


We did win the award for the worst ruckus in a Maddow thread that evening
 
2020-06-29 5:05:43 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Damn, I should have taken a screenshot w/ the split screen showing the artwork in the background of Heilman's place coordinating near perfectly with Nicolle's outfit today.

Not to late

It is because I was busy typing :D


The crook or the flail for Wands?
Also I've rethought how about canopic jars for cups
 
2020-06-29 5:06:23 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: real_headhoncho: DannyBrandt: Cornelis de Gyselaer: DannyBrandt: ForlornHope: DannyBrandt: badtrotsky013: Did something happen with cat girls?

Oh, man... that was a fun thread.

Basically two or three guys testing the waters to what was acceptable and what was creepy as hell.

I remember that, it was epically bad.

It was a nightmare. I'm laughing my ass off remembering that thread just going completely unhinged.

It was awesome.

even the pol tab didn't measure up

It was one of those threads where by the time you typed out a comment, there was like 40 more posts.

Ah, the good ol' dunza days.

[Fark user image image 800x450]Did someone mention cat girls?

We did win the award for the worst ruckus in a Maddow thread that evening


BEST ruckus.  Best.
 
2020-06-29 5:06:35 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: HedlessChickn: ProTip: A standard face mask will not stop your jizz from hitting your eye when you watch yourself while you're masturbating to orgasm and you don't look away.

/TMYK

Glasses help.
Evening everyone.
/Wears glasses

And then you have jizz glasses

Sure. I'm the one with bad taste.
/phrasing?


Have you tried pineapple?
 
2020-06-29 5:06:38 PM  
Cat girls was before I was a Maddite. Ah well.

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2020-06-29 5:08:36 PM  
Rare mummified scarab beetles found in ancient Egyptian tombs
Youtube kjVK7P0Qaac
 
2020-06-29 5:09:04 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cat girls was before I was a Maddite. Ah well.

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This place can barely handle ponies.
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Trump really broke, y'all.
 
2020-06-29 5:10:17 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Markoff_Cheney: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Markoff_Cheney: [Fark user image image 850x478]
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Howdy hey, camping was fun again. It was stupid farking crowded though, as you can see. We had the two horseshoe loops, the left one has our green tent in it.

Co is letting this happen?

Wyoming.
Nobody wearing masks, even employees in gas stations/liquor stores. I wore an n95 at the fireworks warehouse and was still uncomfortable.

Are you close to Doc?


We might have been, I forget what side he is on.
 
2020-06-29 5:11:26 PM  

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Howdy hey, camping was fun again. It was stupid farking crowded though, as you can see. We had the two horseshoe loops, the left one has our green tent in it.

Co is letting this happen?

Wyoming.
Nobody wearing masks, even employees in gas stations/liquor stores. I wore an n95 at the fireworks warehouse and was still uncomfortable.

Are you close to Doc?

We might have been, I forget what side he is on.


I remember lower left but I thought you'd know
 
2020-06-29 5:14:54 PM  
And we all signed the waiver.
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2020-06-29 5:19:38 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Damn, I should have taken a screenshot w/ the split screen showing the artwork in the background of Heilman's place coordinating near perfectly with Nicolle's outfit today.

Not to late

It is because I was busy typing :D

The crook or the flail for Wands?
Also I've rethought how about canopic jars for cups


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Comical Tower cards.

Actually the one on the right isn't terrible.
 
2020-06-29 5:20:36 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Damn, I should have taken a screenshot w/ the split screen showing the artwork in the background of Heilman's place coordinating near perfectly with Nicolle's outfit today.

Not to late

It is because I was busy typing :D

The crook or the flail for Wands?
Also I've rethought how about canopic jars for cups

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Comical Tower cards.

Actually the one on the right isn't terrible.


Looks like they are... Having trouble...  Keeping it up.
 
2020-06-29 5:23:32 PM  
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2020-06-29 5:23:41 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Damn, I should have taken a screenshot w/ the split screen showing the artwork in the background of Heilman's place coordinating near perfectly with Nicolle's outfit today.

Not to late

It is because I was busy typing :D

The crook or the flail for Wands?
Also I've rethought how about canopic jars for cups

[Fark user image image 425x318]
Comical Tower cards.

Actually the one on the right isn't terrible.


The left one had potential but that's a fail

I wonder if there's on for the Alexandria Pharos
 
2020-06-29 5:25:35 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x615]


Basically all other mainstream social media is better than Facebook at this point...
 
2020-06-29 5:26:04 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Yeah better you than me


There's a reason I got a 30% pay raise when I left my previous job ;)
 
2020-06-29 5:27:19 PM  

EighthDay: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x615]

Basically all other mainstream social media is better than Facebook at this point...


Difficulty twitter.com
 
2020-06-29 5:27:36 PM  

EighthDay: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x615]

Basically all other mainstream social media is better than Facebook at this point...


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2020-06-29 5:28:04 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: EighthDay: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x615]

Basically all other mainstream social media is better than Facebook at this point...

Difficulty twitter.com


Twitter is flagging (some of) Trump's tweets and content... Facebook can't even be bothered to do that.
 
2020-06-29 5:32:21 PM  
I had food. Rest of my sub and some pickle flavored Doritos I put some jalepenos on it... I think I need to up my heat game. I am noticing them.
 
2020-06-29 5:35:38 PM  
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Hello Monday crowd.
 
2020-06-29 5:35:49 PM  
 
2020-06-29 5:37:32 PM  

badtrotsky013: I had food. Rest of my sub and some pickle flavored Doritos I put some jalepenos on it... I think I need to up my heat game. I am noticing them.


Mrs kees tried making relish in the bullet blender today
BRRRRRRRRRT baby food
 
2020-06-29 5:40:36 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image image 825x1125]

Art by me. Now all I have to do is design the other 77 cards... Sigh.

Thoth for the magician?
Swords ok
Wands ok
Pentacle Hmmm maybe the Sun
Cups should be fine

And Anubis for Death.. I've seen some rather comical Egyptian-styled Tower cards.

A complicating factor is that I have a concept whereby the deck would actually be three decks in one -- a specific sub-set could be extracted to make a complete Lenormand deck, as well as a complete Cartouche deck (a deck of 25 cards, published in the mid 1980s, and the first deck I saw whereby the universe told me, "just create your hexagons deck with fewer than 78 cards! it doesn't *have* to be a tarot!").

But my graphic design arm has been cut off. I'd have to learn a new app to get back to where I was and it has just been too frustrating. That, and I was probably trying to jam too many things into the idea...


Oh a DC comics version of Death please.
 
2020-06-29 5:42:28 PM  

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Art by me. Now all I have to do is design the other 77 cards... Sigh.

Thoth for the magician?
Swords ok
Wands ok
Pentacle Hmmm maybe the Sun
Cups should be fine

And Anubis for Death.. I've seen some rather comical Egyptian-styled Tower cards.

A complicating factor is that I have a concept whereby the deck would actually be three decks in one -- a specific sub-set could be extracted to make a complete Lenormand deck, as well as a complete Cartouche deck (a deck of 25 cards, published in the mid 1980s, and the first deck I saw whereby the universe told me, "just create your hexagons deck with fewer than 78 cards! it doesn't *have* to be a tarot!").

But my graphic design arm has been cut off. I'd have to learn a new app to get back to where I was and it has just been too frustrating. That, and I was probably trying to jam too many things into the idea...

Oh a DC comics version of Death please.


It's one thing to copy ancient tomb paintings, but it's an entirely different kind of trouble copying current intellectual property.
 
2020-06-29 5:42:28 PM  
Call this Administration what it is: treasonous and seditious. It IS aligned with threats both foreign and domestic.

Donnie chose his side, and it's not the Constitution nor the US.
 
2020-06-29 5:44:38 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: badtrotsky013: Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: [Fark user image image 825x1125]

Art by me. Now all I have to do is design the other 77 cards... Sigh.

Thoth for the magician?
Swords ok
Wands ok
Pentacle Hmmm maybe the Sun
Cups should be fine

And Anubis for Death.. I've seen some rather comical Egyptian-styled Tower cards.

A complicating factor is that I have a concept whereby the deck would actually be three decks in one -- a specific sub-set could be extracted to make a complete Lenormand deck, as well as a complete Cartouche deck (a deck of 25 cards, published in the mid 1980s, and the first deck I saw whereby the universe told me, "just create your hexagons deck with fewer than 78 cards! it doesn't *have* to be a tarot!").

But my graphic design arm has been cut off. I'd have to learn a new app to get back to where I was and it has just been too frustrating. That, and I was probably trying to jam too many things into the idea...

Oh a DC comics version of Death please.

It's one thing to copy ancient tomb paintings, but it's an entirely different kind of trouble copying current intellectual property.


And death isn't Egyptian pantheon that's Anubis
 
2020-06-29 5:47:17 PM  
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2020-06-29 5:48:04 PM  

Cultured: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: HedlessChickn: ProTip: A standard face mask will not stop your jizz from hitting your eye when you watch yourself while you're masturbating to orgasm and you don't look away.

/TMYK

Glasses help.
Evening everyone.
/Wears glasses

And then you have jizz glasses

Sure. I'm the one with bad taste.
/phrasing?

Have you tried pineapple?


Well, I put it on pizza but that just makes a whole new group of people upset at me.
 
2020-06-29 5:49:49 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: vudukungfu: Treason

Charge him

Try him

Convict him

you know the rest

He's set himself on fire this time
What's the burning point of Teflon?


Warning! Burning Teflon gives off toxic fumes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymer​_​fume_fever
 
2020-06-29 5:50:11 PM  
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/holy fark, The_Donald got the axe today too
 
2020-06-29 5:51:58 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Cornelis de Gyselaer: vudukungfu: Treason

Charge him

Try him

Convict him

you know the rest

He's set himself on fire this time
What's the burning point of Teflon?

Warning! Burning Teflon gives off toxic fumes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymer_​fume_fever


I assume burning Trump would smell like hamberder grease and bile.
 
2020-06-29 5:52:00 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Cornelis de Gyselaer: vudukungfu: Treason

Charge him

Try him

Convict him

you know the rest

He's set himself on fire this time
What's the burning point of Teflon?

Warning! Burning Teflon gives off toxic fumes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymer_​fume_fever


Well its Trump waht did you expect attar of roses?
 
2020-06-29 5:53:29 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Cornelis de Gyselaer: vudukungfu: Treason

Charge him

Try him

Convict him

you know the rest

He's set himself on fire this time
What's the burning point of Teflon?

Warning! Burning Teflon gives off toxic fumes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymer_​fume_fever

Well its Trump waht did you expect attar of roses?


Brimstone, actually.
 
2020-06-29 5:54:14 PM  
I didn't post in the weekend thread, but I finally got caught up. You guys were awesome regarding Taylor's cat situation. This is a great group of people.
 
2020-06-29 5:54:19 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Cornelis de Gyselaer: vudukungfu: Treason

Charge him

Try him

Convict him

you know the rest

He's set himself on fire this time
What's the burning point of Teflon?

Warning! Burning Teflon gives off toxic fumes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymer_​fume_fever

Well its Trump waht did you expect attar of roses?

Brimstone, actually.


+1 AAA would smart again
 
2020-06-29 5:55:35 PM  
This is a beautiful little beetle we found in our yard a few years ago.  Photo's a little blurry, took it through a magnifying glass.

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2020-06-29 5:57:51 PM  
 
2020-06-29 5:58:00 PM  

Dallymo: This is a beautiful little beetle we found in our yard a few years ago.  Photo's a little blurry, took it through a magnifying glass.

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Metallic wood boring beetle/jewel beetle. Family is Buprestiade. Not sure about species.
 
2020-06-29 5:58:22 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image 733x56]
/holy fark, The_Donald got the axe today too


The great Bannation has begun.
 
2020-06-29 6:00:57 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image 733x56]
/holy fark, The_Donald got the axe today too


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2020-06-29 6:02:06 PM  

Cultured: Dallymo: This is a beautiful little beetle we found in our yard a few years ago.  Photo's a little blurry, took it through a magnifying glass.

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Metallic wood boring beetle/jewel beetle. Family is Buprestiade. Not sure about species.


Are you an entomologist?
Or  GIS
 
2020-06-29 6:02:27 PM  
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2020-06-29 6:03:09 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image 733x56]
/holy fark, The_Donald got the axe today too


Social media companies are going to be buried with liability in the next 5 years, they will all collapse and lose their business model.
I hope.
It would be nice.
I look forward to an era of vast and brutal consequences to balance this current streak of bullshiat.
 
2020-06-29 6:05:24 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: clodcomplex: [Fark user image 733x56]
/holy fark, The_Donald got the axe today too

Social media companies are going to be buried with liability in the next 5 years, they will all collapse and lose their business model.
I hope.
It would be nice.
I look forward to an era of vast and brutal consequences to balance this current streak of bullshiat.


And although I am deeply conflicted as a librarian I'm pretty sure it would be for the best
 
2020-06-29 6:05:38 PM  
I should get to typing in all those stories I wrote while stuck out in the bush.

Something for Trump.
Heavy Stereo - Chinese Burn
Youtube 7MplsuvEzBU
 
2020-06-29 6:05:47 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: Dallymo: This is a beautiful little beetle we found in our yard a few years ago.  Photo's a little blurry, took it through a magnifying glass.

[Fark user image image 400x545]

[Fark user image image 500x270]

Metallic wood boring beetle/jewel beetle. Family is Buprestiade. Not sure about species.

Are you an entomologist?
Or  GIS


I was in an entomology PhD program for several years. I was paid to identify arthropods for the state agricultural extension service. I never finished the doctorate (long story) but I learned a lot about insects and other wee beasties.
 
2020-06-29 6:08:08 PM  

Cultured: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: Dallymo: This is a beautiful little beetle we found in our yard a few years ago.  Photo's a little blurry, took it through a magnifying glass.

[Fark user image image 400x545]

[Fark user image image 500x270]

Metallic wood boring beetle/jewel beetle. Family is Buprestiade. Not sure about species.

Are you an entomologist?
Or  GIS

I was in an entomology PhD program for several years. I was paid to identify arthropods for the state agricultural extension service. I never finished the doctorate (long story) but I learned a lot about insects and other wee beasties.


That's mega cool
*makes note*
I don't farkie people but I try to remember their expertise as a librarian it's useful
 
2020-06-29 6:11:33 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: Dallymo: This is a beautiful little beetle we found in our yard a few years ago.  Photo's a little blurry, took it through a magnifying glass.

[Fark user image image 400x545]

[Fark user image image 500x270]

Metallic wood boring beetle/jewel beetle. Family is Buprestiade. Not sure about species.

Are you an entomologist?
Or  GIS

I was in an entomology PhD program for several years. I was paid to identify arthropods for the state agricultural extension service. I never finished the doctorate (long story) but I learned a lot about insects and other wee beasties.

That's mega cool
*makes note*
I don't farkie people but I try to remember their expertise as a librarian it's useful


My taxonomic skills are rusty but not entirely lost. I identified all types of arthropods, but my research was on aquatic insects. I'm happy to help with insect/arthropod questions if I can.
 
2020-06-29 6:12:27 PM  
I don't have a mortgage payment for another month, all card payed down, and have a lot of money in the bank/am about to collect rent on top of that. I finally graduated from paycheck to paycheck for the first time in my life.
Just realized that as I was tallying things getting ready to buy a car.. My whole farking life I've struggled working service industry jobs with little stability, I know own the house with a solid career and a future.
Time to see the psychiatrist and get the brain problems figured out. The anxiety and depression should have faded and mostly did, but the anxiety is still physically debilitating at times.

What a weird time to be doing well. I feel shiatty talking about it.
 
2020-06-29 6:12:45 PM  

Cultured: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: Dallymo: This is a beautiful little beetle we found in our yard a few years ago.  Photo's a little blurry, took it through a magnifying glass.

[Fark user image image 400x545]

[Fark user image image 500x270]

Metallic wood boring beetle/jewel beetle. Family is Buprestiade. Not sure about species.

Are you an entomologist?
Or  GIS

I was in an entomology PhD program for several years. I was paid to identify arthropods for the state agricultural extension service. I never finished the doctorate (long story) but I learned a lot about insects and other wee beasties.

That's mega cool
*makes note*
I don't farkie people but I try to remember their expertise as a librarian it's useful

My taxonomic skills are rusty but not entirely lost. I identified all types of arthropods, but my research was on aquatic insects. I'm happy to help with insect/arthropod questions if I can.


We do get those
And then there are the occasional post beasts threads
 
2020-06-29 6:13:12 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: AotD is BEETLES!


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2020-06-29 6:14:26 PM  
Hurricane #1 - Think of the Sunshine (official)
Youtube JTWn2XSxNw4
 
2020-06-29 6:15:07 PM  

real_headhoncho: Unbridled Apathy: AotD is BEETLES!

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Herbie!
 
2020-06-29 6:17:14 PM  
Libyan Glass

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2020-06-29 6:20:11 PM  
Copy pasta from Taylor

Okay, we're back from the vet and once again ensconced in a motel room.  They gave me some special food for both kids and a prescription for Taylor. Dissolve one half a pill in water and administer orally until gone. I was supposed to get a syringe but didn't. Guess I'm going to hunt down an eye dropper.

Doctor said to heat this food before feeding. Just keep an eye on them and call back on Thursday for follow-up instructions.

Had Ray's driver take me there and back, plus a ride to the bank for cash, to the dollar store for a bag of cat litter and box, and by Church's for supper. He charged me  $10 for all that.

I ate, figured out the the remote and watching Katy. Gonna try to catch a few winks cuz I'm beat.

Oh yeah, Taylor ate some of the food and drank water. Larry is at least interested now but I don't see him taking it. We're both in bed and he's getting a belly rub.
 
2020-06-29 6:21:22 PM  

Cultured: real_headhoncho: Unbridled Apathy: AotD is BEETLES!

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Herbie!


I loved Herbie. I was also a big fan of Speed Buggy.
 
2020-06-29 6:24:33 PM  
From McSweeney's website:

JUNE 29, 2020
LISTS

8 WAYS MEN CAN WEAR FACE MASKS AND STILL FEEL MANLY
by DEVORAH BLACHOR

"Dick Cheney says WEAR A MASK. #realmenwearmasks" - Rep. Liz Cheney
"Men less likely to wear face masks because they're 'not cool' and 'a sign of weakness' says study." - The Hill

- - -

1. Whenever he agrees to put on his mask, refer to him as "the man."

2. As soon as he consents to wear protective gear that can save the lives of vulnerable people, pretend you can't lift something and then ask for his help.

3. If he agrees that epidemiologists know more than he does about how the Coronavirus spreads, ask him to grill the meat at a barbecue.

4. Once he resolves to never use a fake mask exemption ID card, make sure he feels appreciated by saying, "You do so much! Wow! I am so grateful!"

5. Compliment him for not appearing at the West Palm Beach public hearing and claiming that wearing protective masks violates God's wonderful breathing system, and then compliment him again about something like a muscle or his technical abilities or whatever.

6. If he has stopped labeling other men who wear medically recommended masks as "weak," tell him that he's the best lover you ever had. He'll believe you.

7. Does he fully understand that mask-wearing regulations do not violate the Constitution? Now's the time to make a casual remark about his stubble, and how quickly it grows.

8. As soon as he seems to grasp the concept that his reluctance to wear a mask is based on stereotypical gender ideas that are destructive to society, even when there's not a pandemic health crisis going on and that worrying what other people think about you for wearing a mask is in fact a weakness and that more than 120,000 Americans have died because not enough people are taking precautions like wearing masks that could have saved so many of them and I can't believe anyone even has to have this conversation what the fark is wrong with people just be a man and put on the goddamn mask... Ask him to drive the car. Laugh at his jokes. Ask him to order your food. Say something flirty. Scream when you see a spider.
 
2020-06-29 6:25:11 PM  

badtrotsky013: Cultured: real_headhoncho: Unbridled Apathy: AotD is BEETLES!

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Herbie!

I loved Herbie. I was also a big fan of Speed Buggy.


I found speedbuggy kinda creepily like Scooby-Doo
 
2020-06-29 6:26:52 PM  
The Big Moon - Your Light (Official Video)
Youtube 1OijD72t4XY
 
2020-06-29 6:26:54 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Libyan Glass

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I use a version of that piece as my phone lock screen.
 
2020-06-29 6:28:16 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Libyan Glass

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I use a version of that piece as my phone lock screen.


Nice

You got to see it in person at the Egyptian exhibition last summer right?
 
2020-06-29 6:28:21 PM  
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2020-06-29 6:28:39 PM  
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2020-06-29 6:29:25 PM  

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How can we we tell the difference
 
2020-06-29 6:29:26 PM  
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The week renews.

/Renew!
 
2020-06-29 6:29:51 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: What a weird time to be doing well. I feel shiatty talking about it.


Enjoy it. You went through your rough stretch and made good decisions after. Reap those rewards.

I'm slowly recovering after a series of unfortunate events and short term decisions. I don't resent your good fortune.
 
2020-06-29 6:29:59 PM  

badtrotsky013: Cultured: real_headhoncho: Unbridled Apathy: AotD is BEETLES!

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Herbie!

I loved Herbie. I was also a big fan of Speed Buggy.


Me too. Herbie was also my introduction to Buddy Hackett.
 
2020-06-29 6:30:51 PM  
He mad

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2020-06-29 6:31:41 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Libyan Glass

[Fark user image 211x151]

I use a version of that piece as my phone lock screen.

Nice

You got to see it in person at the Egyptian exhibition last summer right?


Yes, in Los Angeles, and the earlier tour a few years back when a tour came through San Francisco. I forget if that piece was also in the 1976 Los Angeles exhibit when I saw the Death Mask, though.
 
2020-06-29 6:32:07 PM  

EighthDay: Markoff_Cheney: What a weird time to be doing well. I feel shiatty talking about it.

Enjoy it. You went through your rough stretch and made good decisions after. Reap those rewards.

I'm slowly recovering after a series of unfortunate events and short term decisions. I don't resent your good fortune.


Still feels weird. I was lucky during the last one as well with a full time year round job at a ski resort, albeit still paycheck to paycheck in employee housing. 
All of my old service industry friends that never graduated are farked right now, a bunch are homeless or on the verge etc.
 
2020-06-29 6:33:29 PM  
Pet me

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2020-06-29 6:34:08 PM  
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/she's far too stupid to be a senator
//I know, counterpoint, Tom Cotton, Rand Paul, Ron Johnson, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Martha McSally, Joni Ernst, Steve Daines, Sonny Perdue, etc.
 
2020-06-29 6:34:50 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Libyan Glass

[Fark user image 211x151]

I use a version of that piece as my phone lock screen.

Nice

You got to see it in person at the Egyptian exhibition last summer right?

Yes, in Los Angeles, and the earlier tour a few years back when a tour came through San Francisco. I forget if that piece was also in the 1976 Los Angeles exhibit when I saw the Death Mask, though.


I should know I think so
Because I don't remember seeing it when I was at the Egyptian museum in 77 the stuff was still on tour then
 
2020-06-29 6:35:31 PM  

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First thing that came to mind

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2020-06-29 6:35:52 PM  
Larkin Poe - Mad As A Hatter
Youtube Dm0pdZghjA8
 
2020-06-29 6:36:22 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x296]

How can we we tell the difference


They'll be less rubbery
 
2020-06-29 6:37:08 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Pet me

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Speaking of scarab beetles, damn.
 
2020-06-29 6:38:24 PM  

Cultured: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Pet me

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Speaking of scarab beetles, damn.


He's Costa rican
I've had one but not that size (in El Salvador)
 
2020-06-29 6:39:08 PM  
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2020-06-29 6:39:42 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: He mad

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Cerambycidae?
 
2020-06-29 6:41:21 PM  
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/guess who just figured out that he might not be able to prop up the economy all the way to the election
 
2020-06-29 6:41:51 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: badtrotsky013: Cultured: real_headhoncho: Unbridled Apathy: AotD is BEETLES!

[Fark user image image 259x194]

Herbie!

I loved Herbie. I was also a big fan of Speed Buggy.

I found speedbuggy kinda creepily like Scooby-Doo


It did have Shaggy in it. I just thought of him as his brother or something.
 
2020-06-29 6:41:58 PM  
Not a beetle, but I ordered this facemask earlier today:

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2020-06-29 6:42:36 PM  

Cultured: Cornelis de Gyselaer: He mad

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Cerambycidae?


Hah you tell me I didn't pay attention when I grabbed it
 
2020-06-29 6:44:16 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Not a beetle, but I ordered this facemask earlier today:

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Perfect

/for freaking people out
 
2020-06-29 6:44:20 PM  
Samantha Fish - Bitch On The Run - Don Odell's Legends
Youtube yHGKgKChPqA
 
2020-06-29 6:44:29 PM  

clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x296]


How could they tell?
 
2020-06-29 6:44:30 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Damn, I should have taken a screenshot w/ the split screen showing the artwork in the background of Heilman's place coordinating near perfectly with Nicolle's outfit today.

Not to late

It is because I was busy typing :D

The crook or the flail for Wands?
Also I've rethought how about canopic jars for cups

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Comical Tower cards.

Actually the one on the right isn't terrible.


Could make the Great Lighthouse of Alexandria the Tower card.
 
2020-06-29 6:44:37 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: I don't have a mortgage payment for another month, all card payed down, and have a lot of money in the bank/am about to collect rent on top of that. I finally graduated from paycheck to paycheck for the first time in my life.
Just realized that as I was tallying things getting ready to buy a car.. My whole farking life I've struggled working service industry jobs with little stability, I know own the house with a solid career and a future.
Time to see the psychiatrist and get the brain problems figured out. The anxiety and depression should have faded and mostly did, but the anxiety is still physically debilitating at times.

What a weird time to be doing well. I feel shiatty talking about it.


So you are me 20 years ago. Talk to your doctor and be honest with them about what is going on in your head. Never was completely honest and the ER visits started. At least for me anyway.

Stay safe. I know I am going to breakdown and buy a drone eventually. I will consider you a expert consultant. Pay sucks as it nothing.

:)
 
2020-06-29 6:45:15 PM  

MechaPyx: Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Sarah Jessica Farker: Damn, I should have taken a screenshot w/ the split screen showing the artwork in the background of Heilman's place coordinating near perfectly with Nicolle's outfit today.

Not to late

It is because I was busy typing :D

The crook or the flail for Wands?
Also I've rethought how about canopic jars for cups

[Fark user image 425x318]
Comical Tower cards.

Actually the one on the right isn't terrible.

Could make the Great Lighthouse of Alexandria the Tower card.


Indeed my thoughts exactly
Especially since it did fall down
 
2020-06-29 6:45:49 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: Cornelis de Gyselaer: He mad

[Fark user image image 425x390]

Cerambycidae?

Hah you tell me I didn't pay attention when I grabbed it


Pretty sure. Not many that big with those mandibles and such long antennae. I think I identified this one for my sister a couple of years ago.
 
2020-06-29 6:46:04 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 598x129]
/guess who just figured out that he might not be able to prop up the economy all the way to the election


These assholes should have been saying this since March, if not earlier. And if there was a PPE shortage, there were ways they could have handled that that Traitor trump opted to not use

Farksticks, all of them
 
2020-06-29 6:46:08 PM  
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2020-06-29 6:47:58 PM  
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2020-06-29 6:47:58 PM  

Cultured: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: Cornelis de Gyselaer: He mad

[Fark user image image 425x390]

Cerambycidae?

Hah you tell me I didn't pay attention when I grabbed it

Pretty sure. Not many that big with those mandibles and such long antennae. I think I identified this one for my sister a couple of years ago.


It's certainly unusual

I have lived overseas a lot so I have seen many up close and personal
 
2020-06-29 6:48:01 PM  

EighthDay: clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 598x129]
/guess who just figured out that he might not be able to prop up the economy all the way to the election

These assholes should have been saying this since March, if not earlier. And if there was a PPE shortage, there were ways they could have handled that that Traitor trump opted to not use

Farksticks, all of them


It's still just a blue state problem, but the blue states it's a problem in now include Florida, Texas, and Arizona.
 
2020-06-29 6:48:48 PM  

Kegovitch: [Fark user image image 542x537]


OK that's cool
What is it?
 
2020-06-29 6:49:35 PM  

Cultured: badtrotsky013: Cultured: real_headhoncho: Unbridled Apathy: AotD is BEETLES!

[Fark user image image 259x194]

Herbie!

I loved Herbie. I was also a big fan of Speed Buggy.

Me too. Herbie was also my introduction to Buddy Hackett.


Buddy was in a bunch of the low budget Disneys from that era. I liked the early Kurt Russel films but I don't know if he was in those. I liked the Gus the football playing donkey film I think he was in that. They got an ass to kick field goals. It wasn't the first time.  :)
 
2020-06-29 6:51:07 PM  

badtrotsky013: Cultured: badtrotsky013: Cultured: real_headhoncho: Unbridled Apathy: AotD is BEETLES!

[Fark user image image 259x194]

Herbie!

I loved Herbie. I was also a big fan of Speed Buggy.

Me too. Herbie was also my introduction to Buddy Hackett.

Buddy was in a bunch of the low budget Disneys from that era. I liked the early Kurt Russel films but I don't know if he was in those. I liked the Gus the football playing donkey film I think he was in that. They got an ass to kick field goals. It wasn't the first time.  :)


And the kids being turned into savants that was cool too
 
2020-06-29 6:51:53 PM  

BDR459: Talk to your doctor and be honest


Yup, it is go time on getting meds for anxiety, I can't fix this one solo.
 
2020-06-29 6:52:39 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Kegovitch: [Fark user image image 542x537]

OK that's cool
What is it?


It..is this!
 
2020-06-29 6:53:09 PM  
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2020-06-29 6:53:14 PM  
Is it over yet?
 
2020-06-29 6:53:21 PM  

real_headhoncho: Unbridled Apathy: AotD is BEETLES!

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I was waiting to see if somebody would drop Herbie.
 
2020-06-29 6:54:21 PM  

Kegovitch: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Kegovitch: [Fark user image image 542x537]

OK that's cool
What is it?

It..is this!


Oh wow
Bookmark
 
2020-06-29 6:56:36 PM  
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/Carl Bernstein carpet bombs Trump
 
2020-06-29 6:57:37 PM  

HedlessChickn: Is it over yet?


Depends on what "it" is.
 
2020-06-29 6:59:10 PM  
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2020-06-29 7:00:15 PM  
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2020-06-29 7:01:40 PM  

real_headhoncho: Unbridled Apathy: AotD is BEETLES!

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A couple weeks back I saw a nuVW Beetle in a parking lot that was painted to look like Herbie. Alas I did not get a pic.
 
2020-06-29 7:02:18 PM  
Bet my brains I've gone insane!
Starcrawler - Bet My Brains
Youtube mwzlySJJJQQ
 
2020-06-29 7:02:40 PM  
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2020-06-29 7:04:33 PM  
Reminder:
After Trump loses, he will spend nearly 3 months in charge of our nuclear arsenal
 
2020-06-29 7:05:11 PM  

real_headhoncho: Bet my brains I've gone insane!
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/mwzlySJJ​JQQ]


Cypress Hill - Insane In The Brain (Official Video)
Youtube RijB8wnJCN0
 
2020-06-29 7:05:35 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x384]


I think that's funny. I also think Moon Pies are funny. And I would buy some Moon Pies because I want some. I think Little Debbies makes a copy. I will have to settle for that. I was about to ask for SOCIALIZMS for Moon Pies because that would be funny. But I do like Little Debbies stuff I bet there's will be good enough.
 
2020-06-29 7:05:54 PM  
I did not smoke any weed.
 
2020-06-29 7:05:59 PM  

clodcomplex: EighthDay: clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 598x129]
/guess who just figured out that he might not be able to prop up the economy all the way to the election

These assholes should have been saying this since March, if not earlier. And if there was a PPE shortage, there were ways they could have handled that that Traitor trump opted to not use

Farksticks, all of them

It's still just a blue state problem, but the blue states it's a problem in now include Florida, Texas, and Arizona.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-06-29 7:08:09 PM  
Tessa Violet - I Like (the idea of) You - (Official Music Video)
Youtube oQyFFTh_YGc

I remember that look...
 
2020-06-29 7:09:56 PM  
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2020-06-29 7:10:25 PM  
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2020-06-29 7:10:38 PM  

real_headhoncho: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/oQyFFTh_​YGc]
I remember that look...


Are you ready boots?
 
2020-06-29 7:11:09 PM  

Kegovitch: real_headhoncho: Bet my brains I've gone insane!
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/mwzlySJJ​JQQ]

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/RijB8wnJ​CN0]


Icehouse - Crazy (International Version)
Youtube dRpJaZbt0uQ
 
2020-06-29 7:13:21 PM  
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2020-06-29 7:13:29 PM  
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2020-06-29 7:17:44 PM  
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2020-06-29 7:18:12 PM  
Space Age Love Song
Youtube Mt9FG9YjBMM
 
2020-06-29 7:21:12 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x375]


No you wait behind them in the rush hour LA traffic.
 
2020-06-29 7:21:21 PM  
Philip Oakey & Giorgio Moroder - Together in Electric Dreams (Official Video)
Youtube PE1lzqJCeJ0
 
2020-06-29 7:22:16 PM  
Glass necklace by Rene Lalique 1905
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2020-06-29 7:23:25 PM  
Roxy Music - More Than This (Lost in Translation) [HD]
Youtube bjvVNyBTSP8
 
2020-06-29 7:24:15 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: Glass necklace by Rene Lalique 1905
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Art Nouveau for the win
 
2020-06-29 7:29:21 PM  
Glenn Frey - You Belong To The City
Youtube 8TToLgW7zuc
 
2020-06-29 7:30:47 PM  
There's some beetle Manga win

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2020-06-29 7:32:02 PM  

Cultured: Dallymo: This is a beautiful little beetle we found in our yard a few years ago.  Photo's a little blurry, took it through a magnifying glass.

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Metallic wood boring beetle/jewel beetle. Family is Buprestiade. Not sure about species.


I was thinking aurulenta.
 
2020-06-29 7:34:04 PM  

Dallymo: Cultured: Dallymo: This is a beautiful little beetle we found in our yard a few years ago.  Photo's a little blurry, took it through a magnifying glass.

[Fark user image image 400x545]

[Fark user image image 500x270]

Metallic wood boring beetle/jewel beetle. Family is Buprestiade. Not sure about species.

I was thinking aurulenta.


So is dally bug person too?
 
2020-06-29 7:35:17 PM  
PHOENIX (AP) - Arizona governor orders bars, nightclubs, gyms, movie theaters and water parks to close for at least 30 days over virus.
 
2020-06-29 7:36:13 PM  
CNN Pentagon reporter Barbara Starr:

Intelligence that assessed that there was an effort by the GRU unit to pay bounty money to kill US soldiers was included in one of President Trump's Daily Brief (PDB).
 
2020-06-29 7:37:02 PM  
"I'm Alright" Kenny Loggins "Caddyshack Theme" (SPOILERS!)
Youtube rbQgaHZOFZ0
 
2020-06-29 7:38:14 PM  
Speaking of beetles, I've got some small black one with yellow stripes that has been eating my young cucumelon plants. I've only seen the one on a leaf. But every morning it seems my leaves get munched on.
 
2020-06-29 7:38:32 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x296]

How can we we tell the difference


They bounce higher than normal?
 
2020-06-29 7:39:02 PM  
Los Angeles County to close beaches during Fourth of July weekend.
 
2020-06-29 7:39:24 PM  

Kegovitch: Speaking of beetles, I've got some small black one with yellow stripes that has been eating my young cucumelon plants. I've only seen the one on a leaf. But every morning it seems my leaves get munched on.


Long and narrow or round
 
2020-06-29 7:39:28 PM  
flrp
 
2020-06-29 7:39:40 PM  
Which would you choose?

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Good evening, fellow misfits.

First attempt got eaten; retyping from memory so surely missing that dewy sheen of sparkling wit.

Steering of Son#1's car wasn't right. Alignment guy had it today and found left front wheel camber was way off (2 degrees negative of where it should be) and clearly something bent. Gonna be an expensive lesson for son to stop driving like a madman, to the tune of new strut, knuckle, hub, and tie rod end before it goes up on the alignment rack again.
 
2020-06-29 7:40:07 PM  
New Jersey to "pause" reopening plans and not allow indoor dining, according to the New Jersey governor.
 
2020-06-29 7:40:15 PM  

brachiopod: Which would you choose?

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Good evening, fellow misfits.

First attempt got eaten; retyping from memory so surely missing that dewy sheen of sparkling wit.

Steering of Son#1's car wasn't right. Alignment guy had it today and found left front wheel camber was way off (2 degrees negative of where it should be) and clearly something bent. Gonna be an expensive lesson for son to stop driving like a madman, to the tune of new strut, knuckle, hub, and tie rod end before it goes up on the alignment rack again.


A grand how nice
 
2020-06-29 7:40:24 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Kegovitch: Speaking of beetles, I've got some small black one with yellow stripes that has been eating my young cucumelon plants. I've only seen the one on a leaf. But every morning it seems my leaves get munched on.

Long and narrow or round


about the size of a grain of rice and looks like a flea
 
2020-06-29 7:41:15 PM  

real_headhoncho: [YouTube video: "I'm Alright" Kenny Loggins "Caddyshack Theme" (SPOILERS!)]


I am paying attention just wanted you to know that I'm not ignoring you or your posts
 
2020-06-29 7:41:43 PM  

JulieAzel626: New Jersey to "pause" reopening plans and not allow indoor dining, according to the New Jersey governor.


This country is so seriously farked

Gotdamn
 
2020-06-29 7:41:51 PM  
Went online t-shirt shopping today. I liked this one but would have preferred it in an ugly sweater...

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2020-06-29 7:42:15 PM  
CNN:

At least three Major League Baseball players say they won't play in the upcoming rescheduled season because of concerns about coronavirus https://t.co/BrEYKH0oqA
 
2020-06-29 7:42:20 PM  
Patrick Hernandez-Born To Be Alive-Hollywood MashUp
Youtube X2ta5P_RlB8
 
2020-06-29 7:42:23 PM  
Steampunk Insects
Youtube vlmHJDOlX1I
 
2020-06-29 7:42:28 PM  
I would like to recognize Kurdistan right now
 
2020-06-29 7:42:42 PM  

Kegovitch: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Kegovitch: Speaking of beetles, I've got some small black one with yellow stripes that has been eating my young cucumelon plants. I've only seen the one on a leaf. But every morning it seems my leaves get munched on.

Long and narrow or round

about the size of a grain of rice and looks like a flea


I know there is a bug I'd site
 
2020-06-29 7:43:25 PM  
 
2020-06-29 7:44:00 PM  
https://bugguide.net/index.php
 
2020-06-29 7:44:57 PM  
I think I know those guys.
 
2020-06-29 7:45:17 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: real_headhoncho: [YouTube video: "I'm Alright" Kenny Loggins "Caddyshack Theme" (SPOILERS!)]

I am paying attention just wanted you to know that I'm not ignoring you or your posts


Just posting tunes that are good while I type stuff in.
 
2020-06-29 7:45:59 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [YouTube video: Steampunk Insects]


Omg cool
 
2020-06-29 7:47:22 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x126]


Funny, but the reason Chicago wasn't New York 2: Electric Sickaroo was that JB Pritzker saw what was happening and didn't waffle. There was some....discussion between him and Lori Lightfoot about schools, once Pritzker understood what the objection was, he worked with the city to make sure kids stayed fed.

We still had it rough, but nothing like New York City did, and it was mainly because someone told JB that every day would mean more dead, and he listened.

So, it was merely bad here.

For the record? Florida now has more cases than Illinois. There is ABSOLUTELY no reason this should be true. Florida had far more warning. They saw what happened here, and in NYC.

And yet...
 
2020-06-29 7:47:54 PM  

Kegovitch: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Kegovitch: Speaking of beetles, I've got some small black one with yellow stripes that has been eating my young cucumelon plants. I've only seen the one on a leaf. But every morning it seems my leaves get munched on.

Long and narrow or round

about the size of a grain of rice and looks like a flea


Wings like a fly?
 
2020-06-29 7:48:15 PM  

badtrotsky013: I think I know those guys.


I meant the beetles that are munching on kegs veggies. Mine were long and thin with fairly long antenna. They liked the leafy greens.
 
2020-06-29 7:50:22 PM  
The Jive Bunny Compilation No. 1.mp4
Youtube Ih2_lRqvGSQ
 
2020-06-29 7:50:52 PM  
Oh, and this appeared today....

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO.
 
2020-06-29 7:51:03 PM  
On not the same. Mine were about a half inch long. Yours sound like Aphids.

They will kill all your plants. They know no mercy. I lost a favorite tree to them. Kill them.
 
2020-06-29 7:52:37 PM  

badtrotsky013: On not the same. Mine were about a half inch long. Yours sound like Aphids.

They will kill all your plants. They know no mercy. I lost a favorite tree to them. Kill them.


I was thinking weevil
Same goes kegs killem dead
 
2020-06-29 7:52:54 PM  
For a change of pace, some classical music:

Pervertimento For Bagpipes, Bicycle And Balloons, S. 66
Youtube RjqW3ec5_Nk
 
2020-06-29 7:54:42 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: For a change of pace, some classical music:


For certain definitions of "classical" and "music"


\ Damn, PDQ Bach would have been a great username.
 
2020-06-29 7:55:33 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: For a change of pace, some classical music:

For certain definitions of "classical" and "music"


\ Damn, PDQ Bach would have been a great username.


Make an Alt
 
2020-06-29 7:55:57 PM  
Give'm hell, Hellboy!

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2020-06-29 7:56:34 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: For a change of pace, some classical music:

For certain definitions of "classical" and "music"


\ Damn, PDQ Bach would have been a great username.

Make an Alt


I already have "I hereby demand that I be given a longer Fark account" in mind.
 
2020-06-29 7:57:17 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Cornelis de Gyselaer: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: For a change of pace, some classical music:

For certain definitions of "classical" and "music"


\ Damn, PDQ Bach would have been a great username.

Make an Alt

I already have "I hereby demand that I be given a longer Fark account" in mind.


Great now we won't be able to even respond to your posts
 
2020-06-29 8:02:33 PM  
That Russian hit money, man... When the story is so bad for the Prez's publicity that he has to post "White power" to his Twitter just as a distraction...

There really is no bottom to this well. And it's all just still going lower.

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'Sup, all.
 
2020-06-29 8:03:25 PM  

Kegovitch: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Kegovitch: Speaking of beetles, I've got some small black one with yellow stripes that has been eating my young cucumelon plants. I've only seen the one on a leaf. But every morning it seems my leaves get munched on.

Long and narrow or round

about the size of a grain of rice and looks like a flea


Check out "striped cucumber beetle" or "flea beetles"?
 
2020-06-29 8:04:56 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x518]


And I will bet money she has already received death threats from Repuglican scumbags (but I repeat myself).
 
2020-06-29 8:05:07 PM  

Kegovitch: [Fark user image 542x537]


Was that done by that Russian guy, Roman Booteen? He makes some cool stuff.

Coins with Secret Levers and Hidden Traps
Youtube ZTXFGgu0X2A
 
2020-06-29 8:05:36 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Great now we won't be able to even respond to your posts


That's not a bad thing on the Poltab!

\ And if I Oh Fark $500 I know Drew would let me keep it.
\\ Bribery works!
 
2020-06-29 8:05:48 PM  
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2020-06-29 8:06:36 PM  
From Huffington Post:

In floor speech on Russian bounties and Trump's knowledge of intel, Sen. Duckworth says "ignorance isn't exculpatory."

"'No one told me' is not an excuse for a commander in chief...it is in fact a confession of incompetence," she adds.

"He's had time to call Joe Biden names, however....not once in the past 72 hours has he found time to express outrage that American service members are dead," Duckworth says.

"Not responding here is a response in its own way."

Duckworth accuses Trump of making it "more likely that more spouses will be widowed and more moms and dads turned into gold star parents."

"How dare he still call himself the commander in chief?"
 
2020-06-29 8:07:40 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Great now we won't be able to even respond to your posts

That's not a bad thing on the Poltab!


I tried six times to smart this post.
 
2020-06-29 8:07:46 PM  
Not gonna lie Chris Hayes looks like I do right after I get out of the shower. Eventually the hair will dry and flop down naturally, but for the moment, it's gonna mimic Pat Riley.
 
2020-06-29 8:08:43 PM  

JulieAzel626: From Huffington Post:

In floor speech on Russian bounties and Trump's knowledge of intel, Sen. Duckworth says "ignorance isn't exculpatory."

"'No one told me' is not an excuse for a commander in chief...it is in fact a confession of incompetence," she adds.

"He's had time to call Joe Biden names, however....not once in the past 72 hours has he found time to express outrage that American service members are dead," Duckworth says.

"Not responding here is a response in its own way."

Duckworth accuses Trump of making it "more likely that more spouses will be widowed and more moms and dads turned into gold star parents."

"How dare he still call himself the commander in chief?"


Where do I have to move to vote for Tammy Duckworth?
 
2020-06-29 8:08:48 PM  

JulieAzel626: CNN Pentagon reporter Barbara Starr:

Intelligence that assessed that there was an effort by the GRU unit to pay bounty money to kill US soldiers was included in one of President Trump's Daily Brief (PDB).


Shoulda put it in his goddamn Speak 'n Spell instead.
 
2020-06-29 8:09:41 PM  

Cultured: JulieAzel626: From Huffington Post:

In floor speech on Russian bounties and Trump's knowledge of intel, Sen. Duckworth says "ignorance isn't exculpatory."

"'No one told me' is not an excuse for a commander in chief...it is in fact a confession of incompetence," she adds.

"He's had time to call Joe Biden names, however....not once in the past 72 hours has he found time to express outrage that American service members are dead," Duckworth says.

"Not responding here is a response in its own way."

Duckworth accuses Trump of making it "more likely that more spouses will be widowed and more moms and dads turned into gold star parents."

"How dare he still call himself the commander in chief?"

Where do I have to move to vote for Tammy Duckworth?


As VP anywhere

I think she's CA
 
2020-06-29 8:10:44 PM  

watching the trump bubble grow: I would like to recognize Kurdistan right now


And trim back her shiatty neighbors enough to get the farking point.
 
2020-06-29 8:10:45 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: [Fark user image 179x144]


That is a cool looking bug but I can tell it is up to no good. It's gonna eat all the corn or wheat.
 
2020-06-29 8:10:45 PM  

JulieAzel626: From Huffington Post:

In floor speech on Russian bounties and Trump's knowledge of intel, Sen. Duckworth says "ignorance isn't exculpatory."

"'No one told me' is not an excuse for a commander in chief...it is in fact a confession of incompetence," she adds.

"He's had time to call Joe Biden names, however....not once in the past 72 hours has he found time to express outrage that American service members are dead," Duckworth says.

"Not responding here is a response in its own way."

Duckworth accuses Trump of making it "more likely that more spouses will be widowed and more moms and dads turned into gold star parents."

"How dare he still call himself the commander in chief?"


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-06-29 8:10:52 PM  

bdub77: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Great now we won't be able to even respond to your posts

That's not a bad thing on the Poltab!

I tried six times to smart this post.


Eh, worked for me:

Fark user image
 
2020-06-29 8:11:13 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: JulieAzel626: From Huffington Post:

In floor speech on Russian bounties and Trump's knowledge of intel, Sen. Duckworth says "ignorance isn't exculpatory."

"'No one told me' is not an excuse for a commander in chief...it is in fact a confession of incompetence," she adds.

"He's had time to call Joe Biden names, however....not once in the past 72 hours has he found time to express outrage that American service members are dead," Duckworth says.

"Not responding here is a response in its own way."

Duckworth accuses Trump of making it "more likely that more spouses will be widowed and more moms and dads turned into gold star parents."

"How dare he still call himself the commander in chief?"

Where do I have to move to vote for Tammy Duckworth?

As VP anywhere

I think she's CA


Tammy Duckworth is a Senator for Illinois.
 
2020-06-29 8:11:39 PM  

badtrotsky013: Cornelis de Gyselaer: [Fark user image 179x144]

That is a cool looking bug but I can tell it is up to no good. It's gonna eat all the corn or wheat.


Cucumbers I think.
 
2020-06-29 8:11:47 PM  

Aetre: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: JulieAzel626: From Huffington Post:

In floor speech on Russian bounties and Trump's knowledge of intel, Sen. Duckworth says "ignorance isn't exculpatory."

"'No one told me' is not an excuse for a commander in chief...it is in fact a confession of incompetence," she adds.

"He's had time to call Joe Biden names, however....not once in the past 72 hours has he found time to express outrage that American service members are dead," Duckworth says.

"Not responding here is a response in its own way."

Duckworth accuses Trump of making it "more likely that more spouses will be widowed and more moms and dads turned into gold star parents."

"How dare he still call himself the commander in chief?"

Where do I have to move to vote for Tammy Duckworth?

As VP anywhere

I think she's CA

Tammy Duckworth is a Senator for Illinois.


Well damn
Kees be dum
 
2020-06-29 8:12:18 PM  
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Trump should be hanged as a traitor, with the rest of the Russian assets, like Moscow Mitch.
 
2020-06-29 8:12:27 PM  
https://twitter.com/ElectionMapsCo/st​a​tus/1277689408213274624?s=20

James Carville thinks Trump is more likely to drop out rather than run for reelection and win.
 
2020-06-29 8:12:43 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: JulieAzel626: From Huffington Post:

In floor speech on Russian bounties and Trump's knowledge of intel, Sen. Duckworth says "ignorance isn't exculpatory."

"'No one told me' is not an excuse for a commander in chief...it is in fact a confession of incompetence," she adds.

"He's had time to call Joe Biden names, however....not once in the past 72 hours has he found time to express outrage that American service members are dead," Duckworth says.

"Not responding here is a response in its own way."

Duckworth accuses Trump of making it "more likely that more spouses will be widowed and more moms and dads turned into gold star parents."

"How dare he still call himself the commander in chief?"

Where do I have to move to vote for Tammy Duckworth?

As VP anywhere

I think she's CA


IL.

We've got Kamala and DiFi.  I *wish* we had Duckworth instead of DiFi, but whatever...
 
2020-06-29 8:12:55 PM  

Cultured: badtrotsky013: Cornelis de Gyselaer: [Fark user image 179x144]

That is a cool looking bug but I can tell it is up to no good. It's gonna eat all the corn or wheat.

Cucumbers I think.


Well I like those too. Especially when made into pickles. So stop that bug!
 
2020-06-29 8:12:56 PM  

Cultured: JulieAzel626: From Huffington Post:

In floor speech on Russian bounties and Trump's knowledge of intel, Sen. Duckworth says "ignorance isn't exculpatory."

"'No one told me' is not an excuse for a commander in chief...it is in fact a confession of incompetence," she adds.

"He's had time to call Joe Biden names, however....not once in the past 72 hours has he found time to express outrage that American service members are dead," Duckworth says.

"Not responding here is a response in its own way."

Duckworth accuses Trump of making it "more likely that more spouses will be widowed and more moms and dads turned into gold star parents."

"How dare he still call himself the commander in chief?"

Where do I have to move to vote for Tammy Duckworth?


Welcome to Chicago!

Or, well, anywhere in Illinois, but I've been downstate. Don't do it.
 
2020-06-29 8:13:08 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: For certain definitions of "classical" and "music"


I figured that there's got to be a new band nerds in the group that would appreciate it. I've played that recording for a few musical friends and seen them lose it completely when the bagpipes kick in.

I've actually done a couple of PDQ Bach pieces with choirs in the past. It's surprisingly difficult to deliberately perform bad music.

It looks like Peter Schicklele has posted a lot of his earlier pieces on YouTube.
 
2020-06-29 8:13:29 PM  

real_headhoncho: Flerkenpie070: flrp

[Fark user image 300x400]


oh now that's ridiculously cute
 
2020-06-29 8:15:51 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: JulieAzel626: From Huffington Post:

In floor speech on Russian bounties and Trump's knowledge of intel, Sen. Duckworth says "ignorance isn't exculpatory."

"'No one told me' is not an excuse for a commander in chief...it is in fact a confession of incompetence," she adds.

"He's had time to call Joe Biden names, however....not once in the past 72 hours has he found time to express outrage that American service members are dead," Duckworth says.

"Not responding here is a response in its own way."

Duckworth accuses Trump of making it "more likely that more spouses will be widowed and more moms and dads turned into gold star parents."

"How dare he still call himself the commander in chief?"

Where do I have to move to vote for Tammy Duckworth?

As VP anywhere

I think she's CA

IL.

We've got Kamala and DiFi.  I *wish* we had Duckworth instead of DiFi, but whatever...


I've got Richard Burr and Thom Tillis. Trade ya!
 
2020-06-29 8:15:52 PM  
https://twitter.com/DanWhitCongress/s​t​atus/1277113276355301378?s=20

I am running to unseat @SenTomCotton.

Cotton keeps trending for terrible reasons.

Can you help me get some more followers?

The media has been saying @SenTomCotton is running unopposed, but he's really not!
 
2020-06-29 8:16:02 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: For certain definitions of "classical" and "music"

I figured that there's got to be a new band nerds in the group that would appreciate it. I've played that recording for a few musical friends and seen them lose it completely when the bagpipes kick in.

I've actually done a couple of PDQ Bach pieces with choirs in the past. It's surprisingly difficult to deliberately perform bad music.

It looks like Peter Schicklele has posted a lot of his earlier pieces on YouTube.


His stuff has about a million levels
My wife laughs at stuff I can't even hear
/she took composition
 
2020-06-29 8:16:47 PM  
I have Klobuchar and Smith

In all honesty Klobuchar has been a good senator
 
2020-06-29 8:17:53 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/ElectionMapsCo/st​a​tus/1277689408213274624?s=20

James Carville thinks Trump is more likely to drop out rather than run for reelection and win.


How's he going to spin that?  He can't say it's his health, after all his lies about that.  He can't spin it as "I'm not popular", because of his idiot lies.  He can't spin it as "I got everything done", since there's a global pandemic, a recession, and nothing of his promises has been accomplished.

So unless he's going to run away saying "I'll go, but you can't prosecute me anywhere", it ain't happening.
 
2020-06-29 8:19:26 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: For certain definitions of "classical" and "music"

I figured that there's got to be a new band nerds in the group that would appreciate it. I've played that recording for a few musical friends and seen them lose it completely when the bagpipes kick in.

I've actually done a couple of PDQ Bach pieces with choirs in the past. It's surprisingly difficult to deliberately perform bad music.

It looks like Peter Schicklele has posted a lot of his earlier pieces on YouTube.


All music is worth posting. Except the Shags. Do not google the Shags. Do not go to you tube and listen to the Shags. I have warned you.
 
2020-06-29 8:19:36 PM  
We got Warner and Kaine. They may be bland but their voting records are pretty solid.
 
2020-06-29 8:22:01 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: For certain definitions of "classical" and "music"

I figured that there's got to be a new band nerds in the group that would appreciate it. I've played that recording for a few musical friends and seen them lose it completely when the bagpipes kick in.

I've actually done a couple of PDQ Bach pieces with choirs in the past. It's surprisingly difficult to deliberately perform bad music.

It looks like Peter Schicklele has posted a lot of his earlier pieces on YouTube.

His stuff has about a million levels
My wife laughs at stuff I can't even hear
/she took composition


I'd recommend the "Unbegun Symphony" and "Quodlibet For Small Orchestra" which are a couple of Pr Schickele's "own" pieces.
 
2020-06-29 8:22:19 PM  
There is this perfectly WTF monument to the boll weevil in Alabama...
Fark user imageView Full Size

I can't say plopping an actual weevil on top of a neoclassical monument is a stunning artistic choice. In fact I laugh my ass off every time I see this thing.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boll_​W​eevil_Monument
 
2020-06-29 8:22:33 PM  

badtrotsky013: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: For certain definitions of "classical" and "music"

I figured that there's got to be a new band nerds in the group that would appreciate it. I've played that recording for a few musical friends and seen them lose it completely when the bagpipes kick in.

I've actually done a couple of PDQ Bach pieces with choirs in the past. It's surprisingly difficult to deliberately perform bad music.

It looks like Peter Schicklele has posted a lot of his earlier pieces on YouTube.

All music is worth posting. Except the Shags. Do not google the Shags. Do not go to you tube and listen to the Shags. I have warned you.


Google GG Allin instead

Make sure that you get a live show

/Narrator: um no
 
2020-06-29 8:22:53 PM  

badtrotsky013: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: For certain definitions of "classical" and "music"

I figured that there's got to be a new band nerds in the group that would appreciate it. I've played that recording for a few musical friends and seen them lose it completely when the bagpipes kick in.

I've actually done a couple of PDQ Bach pieces with choirs in the past. It's surprisingly difficult to deliberately perform bad music.

It looks like Peter Schicklele has posted a lot of his earlier pieces on YouTube.

All music is worth posting. Except the Shags. Do not google the Shags. Do not go to you tube and listen to the Shags. I have warned you.


"My pal's name is Foot Foot"
I have their album. I should be ashamed, but I'm not.
 
2020-06-29 8:23:53 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: There is this perfectly WTF monument to the boll weevil in Alabama...
[Fark user image 425x705]
I can't say plopping an actual weevil on top of a neoclassical monument is a stunning artistic choice. In fact I laugh my ass off every time I see this thing.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boll_W​eevil_Monument


I am totally cool with that.
 
2020-06-29 8:23:55 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: For certain definitions of "classical" and "music"

I figured that there's got to be a new band nerds in the group that would appreciate it. I've played that recording for a few musical friends and seen them lose it completely when the bagpipes kick in.

I've actually done a couple of PDQ Bach pieces with choirs in the past. It's surprisingly difficult to deliberately perform bad music.

It looks like Peter Schicklele has posted a lot of his earlier pieces on YouTube.

His stuff has about a million levels
My wife laughs at stuff I can't even hear
/she took composition

I'd recommend the "Unbegun Symphony" and "Quodlibet For Small Orchestra" which are a couple of Pr Schickele's "own" pieces.


Yep
My wife is a hornist she had never heard his (straight) Horn pieces
 
2020-06-29 8:24:00 PM  

badtrotsky013: All music is worth posting.


I'll take ya up on that.


The Best Ever Death Metal Band In Denton - The Mountain Goats (w\ lyrics)
Youtube 4IsXKMkDAMQ


^ Just a folk rock tune you can totally play at full volume in a public place. Totally.
 
2020-06-29 8:24:35 PM  

badtrotsky013: All music is worth posting. Except the Shags. Do not google the Shags. Do not go to you tube and listen to the Shags. I have warned you.


Twenty people are on youtube right now searching that.
 
2020-06-29 8:24:47 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: badtrotsky013: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: For certain definitions of "classical" and "music"

I figured that there's got to be a new band nerds in the group that would appreciate it. I've played that recording for a few musical friends and seen them lose it completely when the bagpipes kick in.

I've actually done a couple of PDQ Bach pieces with choirs in the past. It's surprisingly difficult to deliberately perform bad music.

It looks like Peter Schicklele has posted a lot of his earlier pieces on YouTube.

All music is worth posting. Except the Shags. Do not google the Shags. Do not go to you tube and listen to the Shags. I have warned you.

Google GG Allin instead

Make sure that you get a live show

/Narrator: um no


My musical crew played as GG Allin's back up band. Notice I did NOT mention him at any point.
 
2020-06-29 8:24:49 PM  
https://twitter.com/GaryGrumbach/stat​u​s/1277758017233092610?s=19

Significant reporting from @kwelkernbc @carolelee on "White power" RT Sunday:
The video remained on Trump's account bc WH officials couldn't reach him to ask him to delete it, two officials said. The president was at his golf club in VA and had put his phone down, officials said.
 
2020-06-29 8:25:35 PM  

Cultured: badtrotsky013: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: For certain definitions of "classical" and "music"

I figured that there's got to be a new band nerds in the group that would appreciate it. I've played that recording for a few musical friends and seen them lose it completely when the bagpipes kick in.

I've actually done a couple of PDQ Bach pieces with choirs in the past. It's surprisingly difficult to deliberately perform bad music.

It looks like Peter Schicklele has posted a lot of his earlier pieces on YouTube.

All music is worth posting. Except the Shags. Do not google the Shags. Do not go to you tube and listen to the Shags. I have warned you.

"My pal's name is Foot Foot"
I have their album. I should be ashamed, but I'm not.


Ok I should have known someone had been there.
 
2020-06-29 8:25:36 PM  

bdub77: badtrotsky013: All music is worth posting. Except the Shags. Do not google the Shags. Do not go to you tube and listen to the Shags. I have warned you.

Twenty people are on youtube right now searching that.


Poor dumb bastards.
 
2020-06-29 8:25:42 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/GaryGrumbach/stat​u​s/1277758017233092610?s=19

Significant reporting from @kwelkernbc @carolelee on "White power" RT Sunday:
The video remained on Trump's account bc WH officials couldn't reach him to ask him to delete it, two officials said. The president was at his golf club in VA and had put his phone down, officials said.


More from Welker and Lee's reporting: Aides also tried - unsuccessfully - to reach deputy chief of staff Dan Scavino to ask him to delete the retweet, officials said. Once officials were able to reach the president, he agreed to delete it, officials said.
 
2020-06-29 8:25:44 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: There is this perfectly WTF monument to the boll weevil in Alabama...
[Fark user image 425x705]
I can't say plopping an actual weevil on top of a neoclassical monument is a stunning artistic choice. In fact I laugh my ass off every time I see this thing.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boll_W​eevil_Monument


I also laughed my ass off. Thank you for that.  :)
 
2020-06-29 8:26:36 PM  

badtrotsky013: Squid_for_Brains: There is this perfectly WTF monument to the boll weevil in Alabama...
[Fark user image 425x705]
I can't say plopping an actual weevil on top of a neoclassical monument is a stunning artistic choice. In fact I laugh my ass off every time I see this thing.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boll_W​eevil_Monument

I am totally cool with that.


This is st Urho

Yes I know locusts aren't beetles

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-06-29 8:26:45 PM  
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2020-06-29 8:27:10 PM  
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TBC [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-06-29 8:28:39 PM  
Hi y'all!

Got my hair cut today (finally). Wish we'd get more of that rain that the forecasters keep teasing us with, but so far, very little has fallen. Unemployment still has "pending issues" with my account, so I'm "not authorized to receive payment", so I'll be calling them bright and squirrelly tomorrow morning to find out WTF.

Glad to hear that Taylor Mental and his feline companions are doing better.

markoff_cheney - Dude. Bring all the good news, bro. We need it. We need to hear it. Don't feel shiatty talking about how you're NOT doing shiatty anymore! If there's any place to celebrate your achievements with people who aren't going to slam you (sincerely) for it, it's here. I mean, sure, you'll get your balls busted a little, but you know that. And yeah, talk to the doc. Get that brain back in balance, whether it's through talk therapy or chemicals or a combination of the two. You're not alone in that battle, and there's a lot of us that know firsthand what a biatch it is.

As for the rest of the happenings in the world - fark the Lacquered Yam*, fark Pooty-Tooty-Pay-For-Shooty, fark Yertle, fark Susan Collins' "concern", and fark COVID-19.
 
2020-06-29 8:29:29 PM  

badtrotsky013: Cornelis de Gyselaer: badtrotsky013: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: For certain definitions of "classical" and "music"

I figured that there's got to be a new band nerds in the group that would appreciate it. I've played that recording for a few musical friends and seen them lose it completely when the bagpipes kick in.

I've actually done a couple of PDQ Bach pieces with choirs in the past. It's surprisingly difficult to deliberately perform bad music.

It looks like Peter Schicklele has posted a lot of his earlier pieces on YouTube.

All music is worth posting. Except the Shags. Do not google the Shags. Do not go to you tube and listen to the Shags. I have warned you.

Google GG Allin instead

Make sure that you get a live show

/Narrator: um no

My musical crew played as GG Allin's back up band. Notice I did NOT mention him at any point.


I hope they had hazmat suits
 
2020-06-29 8:29:37 PM  
https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/health-5​3​218704?__twitter_impression=true

"A new strain of flu that has the potential to become pandemic has been identified in China by scientists. It emerged recently and is carried by pigs, but can infect humans, they say." Researchers concerned it could mutate so that it can spread easily.
 
2020-06-29 8:30:58 PM  
They are over-thinking this - it sounds personal - like blood feud/retaliation for the 300 mercenaries killed who attacked our troops in Syria back in February 2018.  Whatever the reason, the president is compromised by and supplicant to a foreign enemy and against us and the military we rely on to protect us - GET HIM OUT OF THERE
 
2020-06-29 8:31:10 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/health-5​3​218704?__twitter_impression=true

"A new strain of flu that has the potential to become pandemic has been identified in China by scientists. It emerged recently and is carried by pigs, but can infect humans, they say." Researchers concerned it could mutate so that it can spread easily.


In b 4 Swine flu 2 electric Boogaloo
 
2020-06-29 8:32:39 PM  
 
2020-06-29 8:34:48 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: badtrotsky013: Squid_for_Brains: There is this perfectly WTF monument to the boll weevil in Alabama...
[Fark user image 425x705]
I can't say plopping an actual weevil on top of a neoclassical monument is a stunning artistic choice. In fact I laugh my ass off every time I see this thing.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boll_W​eevil_Monument

I am totally cool with that.

This is st Urho

Yes I know locusts aren't beetles

[Fark user image 337x450]


See these are fricking statues fark yeah!
I want statues of Paul Bunyon killing huge ticks.
Lady Liberty fighting off the dust bowl with a wave of her hand.
Not some old historically not so cool person.
 
2020-06-29 8:35:34 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: [Fark user image 425x281]


ok that is win.
 
2020-06-29 8:36:38 PM  
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2020-06-29 8:38:11 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: badtrotsky013: Cornelis de Gyselaer: badtrotsky013: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: For certain definitions of "classical" and "music"

I figured that there's got to be a new band nerds in the group that would appreciate it. I've played that recording for a few musical friends and seen them lose it completely when the bagpipes kick in.

I've actually done a couple of PDQ Bach pieces with choirs in the past. It's surprisingly difficult to deliberately perform bad music.

It looks like Peter Schicklele has posted a lot of his earlier pieces on YouTube.

All music is worth posting. Except the Shags. Do not google the Shags. Do not go to you tube and listen to the Shags. I have warned you.

Google GG Allin instead

Make sure that you get a live show

/Narrator: um no

My musical crew played as GG Allin's back up band. Notice I did NOT mention him at any point.

I hope they had hazmat suits


They were called the Farking Shiat Biscuits. Of course that is the not how that was spelled. They were like The Butthole Surfers. Had the crazy ass front man like Gabby. I imagine they can be found on you tube with our without GG.
 
2020-06-29 8:38:46 PM  

badtrotsky013: Cornelis de Gyselaer: badtrotsky013: Squid_for_Brains: There is this perfectly WTF monument to the boll weevil in Alabama...
[Fark user image 425x705]
I can't say plopping an actual weevil on top of a neoclassical monument is a stunning artistic choice. In fact I laugh my ass off every time I see this thing.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boll_W​eevil_Monument

I am totally cool with that.

This is st Urho

Yes I know locusts aren't beetles

[Fark user image 337x450]

See these are fricking statues fark yeah!
I want statues of Paul Bunyon killing huge ticks.
Lady Liberty fighting off the dust bowl with a wave of her hand.
Not some old historically not so cool person.


There's a martini-drinking hipster elephant in my mother-in-law's hometown. I have no idea why.
But I love him.
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-06-29 8:40:19 PM  
 
2020-06-29 8:41:35 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: DOGGOS


OK that's made my evening
 
2020-06-29 8:43:55 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: badtrotsky013: Cornelis de Gyselaer: badtrotsky013: Squid_for_Brains: There is this perfectly WTF monument to the boll weevil in Alabama...
[Fark user image 425x705]
I can't say plopping an actual weevil on top of a neoclassical monument is a stunning artistic choice. In fact I laugh my ass off every time I see this thing.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boll_W​eevil_Monument

I am totally cool with that.

This is st Urho

Yes I know locusts aren't beetles

[Fark user image 337x450]

See these are fricking statues fark yeah!
I want statues of Paul Bunyon killing huge ticks.
Lady Liberty fighting off the dust bowl with a wave of her hand.
Not some old historically not so cool person.

There's a martini-drinking hipster elephant in my mother-in-law's hometown. I have no idea why.
But I love him.
[Fark user image 373x280]


I love it!
 
2020-06-29 8:44:37 PM  
https://www.ancient-origins.net/news-h​istory-archaeology/facebook-illegal-ar​tifacts-0013915
 
2020-06-29 8:44:39 PM  

JulieAzel626: [Fark user image image 425x607]


Win.
 
2020-06-29 8:46:41 PM  
I feel like a bike ride tonight.
I want to go shoot the Buddhist temple down the street again.
Will report back.
 
2020-06-29 8:47:06 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: I feel like a bike ride tonight.
I want to go shoot the Buddhist temple down the street again.
Will report back.


Are we not doing phrasing anymore?
 
2020-06-29 8:47:12 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Still feels weird.


All change is stressful, even change for the better.
 
2020-06-29 8:47:48 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: DOGGOS


HUSKIES!!! :D

aetre.xepher.netView Full Size
 
2020-06-29 8:47:52 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: I feel like a bike ride tonight.
I want to go shoot the Buddhist temple down the street again.
Will report back.


Shooting their statues is bad dude

They had nothing to do with American confederates
 
2020-06-29 8:49:47 PM  
Apparently you shouldn't shoot the local Buddhist temple, unless for photography reasons as pre approved by the BAOC who own the property.
Bad wording.
Phrasing.
 
2020-06-29 8:51:35 PM  

TBC: Bring all the good news, bro.


I keep posting nice pics, that is the best I can do. Thanks friend.
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2020-06-29 8:52:28 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: TBC: Bring all the good news, bro.

I keep posting nice pics, that is the best I can do. Thanks friend.
[Fark user image image 850x478]


Which are good

/that reminds me I need to email Kira
 
2020-06-29 8:54:40 PM  
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2020-06-29 8:54:53 PM  
What Memory Found
Youtube XFuqqDKRdHQ

I haven't posted new music in a long time, you guys with spotify need to follow my On Repeat playlist.
Trust me on this.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i​9​dQZF1Epr0eFtEPt9w8?si=ulYitVQ-SsePiG2q​-jeULw
 
2020-06-29 8:55:13 PM  
 this was part of an exhibit at omsi last December.
Fark user imageView Full Size

By a guy called Christopher Marley.
 
2020-06-29 8:56:17 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Markoff_Cheney: I feel like a bike ride tonight.
I want to go shoot the Buddhist temple down the street again.
Will report back.

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?


Oh man, I immediately regretted my phrasing in the other chat like yeah
I am a bit space cadet today, but I got my chores done.
 
2020-06-29 8:56:27 PM  
That can sculpture in the background is sure somethin'.
 
2020-06-29 8:57:14 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Kegovitch: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Kegovitch: Speaking of beetles, I've got some small black one with yellow stripes that has been eating my young cucumelon plants. I've only seen the one on a leaf. But every morning it seems my leaves get munched on.

Long and narrow or round

about the size of a grain of rice and looks like a flea

Wings like a fly?


Don't know.   Squish!
 
2020-06-29 8:57:23 PM  

BlousyBrown: this was part of an exhibit at omsi last December.
[Fark user image image 425x318]
By a guy called Christopher Marley.


Fark user imageView Full Size



Worth a look
https://christophermarley.com/
 
2020-06-29 9:00:36 PM  
Riverside County, just east of Los Angeles County, is shutting down all bars starting Tuesday to help curb the spread of Covid-19.
 
2020-06-29 9:00:53 PM  
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Clickable
 
2020-06-29 9:02:04 PM  

EighthDay: [Link][Fark user image image 425x327]
Clickable


I'm sure Susan Collins would be very concerned.
 
2020-06-29 9:02:23 PM  

EighthDay: [Fark user image 425x327]
Clickable


I will believe it when I see it. And I really would like to see it. ...And I really am not expecting to.
 
2020-06-29 9:02:57 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: There is this perfectly WTF monument to the boll weevil in Alabama...
[Fark user image 425x705]
I can't say plopping an actual weevil on top of a neoclassical monument is a stunning artistic choice. In fact I laugh my ass off every time I see this thing.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boll_W​eevil_Monument


Pat Boone - Rock Boll Weevil 1959
Youtube bB6SvQT1le0
 
2020-06-29 9:03:14 PM  
Count me as ill believe it when I. See it
 
2020-06-29 9:04:31 PM  
Hi Rache!
 
2020-06-29 9:05:04 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: BlousyBrown: this was part of an exhibit at omsi last December.
[Fark user image image 425x318]
By a guy called Christopher Marley.

[Fark user image image 425x282]


Worth a look
https://christophermarley.com/


Hey thanks, I should have posted that. Anyway here is a non beetle piece.
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-06-29 9:06:01 PM  
 
2020-06-29 9:06:09 PM  

BlousyBrown: this was part of an exhibit at omsi last December.
[Fark user image 425x318]
By a guy called Christopher Marley.


I might have seen his work at a booth at the Gilroy Garlic Festival a few years back.
 
2020-06-29 9:06:31 PM  
Still no word from the Pentagon?
 
2020-06-29 9:06:45 PM  

BlousyBrown: Cornelis de Gyselaer: BlousyBrown: this was part of an exhibit at omsi last December.
[Fark user image image 425x318]
By a guy called Christopher Marley.

[Fark user image image 425x282]


Worth a look
https://christophermarley.com/

Hey thanks, I should have posted that. Anyway here is a non beetle piece.
[Fark user image image 425x318]


His stuff is cool thanks blousy
I looked and thought we needed a. Link
 
2020-06-29 9:07:10 PM  
Birds with beetle heads.
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I think.
 
2020-06-29 9:08:35 PM  
I think I'll be watching other stuff tonight.  Rache just makes me want to get all stabby.
 
2020-06-29 9:08:40 PM  

BlousyBrown: Birds with beetle heads.
[Fark user image image 425x318]
I think.


That stuff must be hell to own and curate
 
2020-06-29 9:09:27 PM  
What a transition!
 
2020-06-29 9:09:36 PM  

Kegovitch: I think I'll be watching other stuff tonight.  Rache just makes me want to get all stabby.


Clarification

What Rachael is covering
 
2020-06-29 9:10:57 PM  

JulieAzel626: Always

A

Tweet

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/st​atus/517045156826988544?s=20


I liked this follow up

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2020-06-29 9:10:58 PM  
pbs.twimg.comView Full Size

I'm not sure, but I think this is a graph of my drinking in 2020.
 
2020-06-29 9:11:39 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Kegovitch: I think I'll be watching other stuff tonight.  Rache just makes me want to get all stabby.

Clarification

What Rachael is covering


Trump's ambivalence towards the Russians puting a hit on US soldiers.
 
2020-06-29 9:12:19 PM  

Cultured: Sarah Jessica Farker: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: JulieAzel626: From Huffington Post:

In floor speech on Russian bounties and Trump's knowledge of intel, Sen. Duckworth says "ignorance isn't exculpatory."

"'No one told me' is not an excuse for a commander in chief...it is in fact a confession of incompetence," she adds.

"He's had time to call Joe Biden names, however....not once in the past 72 hours has he found time to express outrage that American service members are dead," Duckworth says.

"Not responding here is a response in its own way."

Duckworth accuses Trump of making it "more likely that more spouses will be widowed and more moms and dads turned into gold star parents."

"How dare he still call himself the commander in chief?"

Where do I have to move to vote for Tammy Duckworth?

As VP anywhere

I think she's CA

IL.

We've got Kamala and DiFi.  I *wish* we had Duckworth instead of DiFi, but whatever...

I've got Richard Burr and Thom Tillis. Trade ya!


And I have one of the July 4th Moscow traitors.  The other covered up the lies justifying the Iraq war and has no real residence in the state.

Face it: most of us have shiate Senators.
 
2020-06-29 9:12:41 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: BlousyBrown: Birds with beetle heads.
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I think.

That stuff must be hell to own and curate


The pieces I saw in Gilroy were enclosed in clear shallow acrylic boxes / deeply framed, such that the harvested materials are protected. Possibly even air-tight.

I'm bad with "dust collectors".
 
2020-06-29 9:12:59 PM  

Kegovitch: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Kegovitch: I think I'll be watching other stuff tonight.  Rache just makes me want to get all stabby.

Clarification

What Rachael is covering

Trump's ambivalence towards the Russians puting a hit on US soldiers.


I'm at the unsurprised but dumbstruck state
 
2020-06-29 9:13:54 PM  
KTLA:

Riverside County hospitals reported ICU beds were 99% full on Sunday, and some officials say they are concerned with scant staffing, https://t.co/XQnmB7qYN9
 
2020-06-29 9:14:55 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: BlousyBrown: Birds with beetle heads.
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I think.

That stuff must be hell to own and curate


I can't imagine. His collection is so vast. Ofcourse he has help I'm sure. I know that everything he has died of natural causes. I also can't imagine being able to collect it in timely manner so it looks alive or fresh I guess.
 
2020-06-29 9:15:16 PM  

JulieAzel626: KTLA:

Riverside County hospitals reported ICU beds were 99% full on Sunday, and some officials say they are concerned with scant staffing, https://t.co/XQnmB7qYN9


Is that 99% normal capacity or including surge capacity?
 
2020-06-29 9:15:24 PM  

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To their credit, the Repuglicans have one grace to give.

They are profoundly stupid.  Take out their handlers like Miller and they're stringless puppets.
 
2020-06-29 9:15:48 PM  

BlousyBrown: Cornelis de Gyselaer: BlousyBrown: Birds with beetle heads.
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I think.

That stuff must be hell to own and curate

I can't imagine. His collection is so vast. Ofcourse he has help I'm sure. I know that everything he has died of natural causes. I also can't imagine being able to collect it in timely manner so it looks alive or fresh I guess.


It's freaking amazing
Like a Hawaiian feathered cape
 
2020-06-29 9:20:09 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Dallymo: Cultured: Dallymo: This is a beautiful little beetle we found in our yard a few years ago.  Photo's a little blurry, took it through a magnifying glass.

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Metallic wood boring beetle/jewel beetle. Family is Buprestiade. Not sure about species.

I was thinking aurulenta.

So is dally bug person too?


Naw...just an armchair taxonomist, among many other armchair avocations.  I like putting things in categories; makes me feel like I have some control over this vast and uncontrollable universe.

I had a friend who studied entomology and would have been able to tell me all about this little gem had he not died, too soon.  He was the very first friend I ever made in this world, when we were nine months old.  His is the family that moved to Maryland and missed Taco Bell so much they took a case of taco sauce back with them when they visited!

Here is his book, Six Legs and a Buzz, a collection of his writings and photos.  I recommend it.
 
2020-06-29 9:20:31 PM  

EighthDay: [Fark user image image 425x457]


Get dick-stomped too many times, kids, and this is your future.
 
2020-06-29 9:22:55 PM  

Dallymo: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Dallymo: Cultured: Dallymo: This is a beautiful little beetle we found in our yard a few years ago.  Photo's a little blurry, took it through a magnifying glass.

[Fark user image image 400x545]

[Fark user image image 500x270]

Metallic wood boring beetle/jewel beetle. Family is Buprestiade. Not sure about species.

I was thinking aurulenta.

So is dally bug person too?

Naw...just an armchair taxonomist, among many other armchair avocations.  I like putting things in categories; makes me feel like I have some control over this vast and uncontrollable universe.

I had a friend who studied entomology and would have been able to tell me all about this little gem had he not died, too soon.  He was the very first friend I ever made in this world, when we were nine months old.  His is the family that moved to Maryland and missed Taco Bell so much they took a case of taco sauce back with them when they visited!

Here is his book, Six Legs and a Buzz, a collection of his writings and photos.  I recommend it.


Wishlist
 
2020-06-29 9:26:03 PM  
The cynic in me: the SEC was probably singlehandedly responsible for Mississippi changing the flag. Once football got threatened... Oh, shots were considered fired.

Also the cynic in me: so all it took for change to happen was for a whole lotta money to get involved. Go figure!
 
2020-06-29 9:26:05 PM  
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2020-06-29 9:26:14 PM  
 
2020-06-29 9:27:10 PM  

JulieAzel626: KTLA:

Riverside County hospitals reported ICU beds were 99% full on Sunday, and some officials say they are concerned with scant staffing, https://t.co/XQnmB7qYN9


Then it's a good thing we here in CA didn't set a new case record today.

Oh, wait, we did - more than 6800.

Screwed. So very.
 
2020-06-29 9:28:26 PM  

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I'm not sure, but I think this is a graph of my drinking in 2020.


It is now.
 
2020-06-29 9:29:48 PM  
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2020-06-29 9:29:56 PM  

Aetre: The cynic in me: the SEC was probably singlehandedly responsible for Mississippi changing the flag. Once football got threatened... Oh, shots were considered fired.

Also the cynic in me: so all it took for change to happen was for a whole lotta money to get involved. Go figure!


Okay, at first I thought "Securities and Exchange Commission" and I was really confused.....
 
2020-06-29 9:31:03 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Dallymo: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Dallymo: Cultured: Dallymo: This is a beautiful little beetle we found in our yard a few years ago.  Photo's a little blurry, took it through a magnifying glass.

[Fark user image image 400x545]

[Fark user image image 500x270]

Metallic wood boring beetle/jewel beetle. Family is Buprestiade. Not sure about species.

I was thinking aurulenta.

So is dally bug person too?

Naw...just an armchair taxonomist, among many other armchair avocations.  I like putting things in categories; makes me feel like I have some control over this vast and uncontrollable universe.

I had a friend who studied entomology and would have been able to tell me all about this little gem had he not died, too soon.  He was the very first friend I ever made in this world, when we were nine months old.  His is the family that moved to Maryland and missed Taco Bell so much they took a case of taco sauce back with them when they visited!

Here is his book, Six Legs and a Buzz, a collection of his writings and photos.  I recommend it.

Wishlist


Ditto.
 
2020-06-29 9:32:44 PM  

EighthDay: JulieAzel626: KTLA:

Riverside County hospitals reported ICU beds were 99% full on Sunday, and some officials say they are concerned with scant staffing, https://t.co/XQnmB7qYN9

Is that 99% normal capacity or including surge capacity?


I...

...don't know.
 
2020-06-29 9:33:05 PM  

badtrotsky013: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x620]
I'm not sure, but I think this is a graph of my drinking in 2020.

It is now.


Well, then, I'm afraid I have bad news for Florida and Texas this weekend.
 
2020-06-29 9:33:49 PM  
https://twitter.com/LauraLitvan/statu​s​/1277775589869584384?s=19

*PELOSI SPOKE WITH DNI RATCLIFFE, CIA DIRECTOR ABOUT BOUNTIES
 
2020-06-29 9:33:57 PM  
You don't have to wear that dress tonight...
 
2020-06-29 9:34:52 PM  

badtrotsky013: You don't have to wear that dress tonight...


You can leave your hat on
 
2020-06-29 9:36:45 PM  
Hi folks, lots to scroll. I saw Schultz! So I saw somethink, somethink!

I sure hope the VoteVets folks can get their ad on Fox News. That's some brutal honesty that the MAGAts need to hear. No way it'll get shown on OANN though. Who has that on their cable package anyway? I'm betting the Derpistan that surrounds my city has it on their bizarro cable services.

Anyway going to game while listening/watching Rachel.

/ Take it easy folks.
 
2020-06-29 9:36:55 PM  
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2020-06-29 9:37:05 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: BlousyBrown: Cornelis de Gyselaer: BlousyBrown: Birds with beetle heads.
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I think.

That stuff must be hell to own and curate

I can't imagine. His collection is so vast. Ofcourse he has help I'm sure. I know that everything he has died of natural causes. I also can't imagine being able to collect it in timely manner so it looks alive or fresh I guess.

It's freaking amazing
Like a Hawaiian feathered cape


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This little guy is one reason why dead insects, feathers, and skins are difficult to curate. He's a dermestid beetle and he eats dead animal bits. He's a beetle, and found pretty much everywhere. These guys are a pain if you are trying to maintain a natural history collection.
 
2020-06-29 9:38:22 PM  
Arizona man gonna Arizona man:

https://twitter.com/12News/status/127​7​775602087575552?s=19

Mountainside Fitness CEO and Founder Tom Hatten announced that his company will sue the state to block Gov. Ducey's order today closing gyms until July 27. MORE: https://t.co/EzPlqE8IQU
 
2020-06-29 9:38:44 PM  

Cultured: Cornelis de Gyselaer: BlousyBrown: Cornelis de Gyselaer: BlousyBrown: Birds with beetle heads.
[Fark user image image 425x318]
I think.

That stuff must be hell to own and curate

I can't imagine. His collection is so vast. Ofcourse he has help I'm sure. I know that everything he has died of natural causes. I also can't imagine being able to collect it in timely manner so it looks alive or fresh I guess.

It's freaking amazing
Like a Hawaiian feathered cape

[Fark user image image 425x292]
This little guy is one reason why dead insects, feathers, and skins are difficult to curate. He's a dermestid beetle and he eats dead animal bits. He's a beetle, and found pretty much everywhere. These guys are a pain if you are trying to maintain a natural history collection.


Oh I know what those are sure
I've never seen a picture
 
2020-06-29 9:38:55 PM  
So I suddenly decided it was time for the Residents. Because that happens to me.
 
2020-06-29 9:39:30 PM  
I wish we had a collection of redhats who all went into a coma shortly before the election, and once a week or so, one of them would wake up so we could explain how the last 3.5 years have gone since Hillary took office and document their reactions.

And then we'd get an awesome montage of them all having heart attacks after we said, "Just kidding, Trump won.  All the rest of that stuff happened, though." We'd set it to Another One Bites the Dust.
 
2020-06-29 9:40:46 PM  

badtrotsky013: So I suddenly decided it was time for the Residents. Because that happens to me.


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2020-06-29 9:41:01 PM  
https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/s​t​atus/1277774329170837507?s=19

Just in: New statement from CIA Director Gina Haspel https://t.co/e3JQ1EcH7N
 
2020-06-29 9:42:07 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: badtrotsky013: So I suddenly decided it was time for the Residents. Because that happens to me.

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I don't know if I will get to that one. I started with Meet the Residents.
 
2020-06-29 9:42:19 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Cultured: Cornelis de Gyselaer: BlousyBrown: Cornelis de Gyselaer: BlousyBrown: Birds with beetle heads.
[Fark user image image 425x318]
I think.

That stuff must be hell to own and curate

I can't imagine. His collection is so vast. Ofcourse he has help I'm sure. I know that everything he has died of natural causes. I also can't imagine being able to collect it in timely manner so it looks alive or fresh I guess.

It's freaking amazing
Like a Hawaiian feathered cape

[Fark user image image 425x292]
This little guy is one reason why dead insects, feathers, and skins are difficult to curate. He's a dermestid beetle and he eats dead animal bits. He's a beetle, and found pretty much everywhere. These guys are a pain if you are trying to maintain a natural history collection.

Oh I know what those are sure
I've never seen a picture


The larvae do the damage. I think the adults are kinda cool because of the colored scales. The larvae have "urticating hairs" that irritate your skin if touched. They look adorably fuzzy, for a beetle larva I mean.
 
2020-06-29 9:42:52 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/s​t​atus/1277774329170837507?s=19

Just in: New statement from CIA Director Gina Haspel https://t.co/e3JQ1EcH7N


Translated: trump knew and we're upset it got out
 
2020-06-29 9:44:12 PM  

badtrotsky013: Cornelis de Gyselaer: badtrotsky013: So I suddenly decided it was time for the Residents. Because that happens to me.

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I don't know if I will get to that one. I started with Meet the Residents.