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(MSNBC)   Russians are paying bounties to kill US and NATO forces and the White House is mad about it. Not that they're doing it, but that it was reported. Come discuss Putin's Puppet, Traitor Trump, in Monday's MSNBC discussion thread - start 8 PM ET   (msnbc.com) divider line
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2020-06-30 12:17:33 PM  

ForlornHope: In other news I went thru my cooking utensils next to my stove. Parted with the 50% of them that I never use or were broken. It looks better now.


This.

We have been going through all of our stuff since this stay at home stuff started. much stuff has been goodwilled. Feels good...
 
2020-06-30 12:18:37 PM  

DannyBrandt: ForlornHope: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: In local news, a couple of days ago one of the few remaining Vancouver strip clubs made Fark news due to an outbreak of COVID. According to local news, like all businesses the club submitted a plan to the Public Health Office detailing how they would maintain social distancing between patrons and staff as a condition for reopening.

To nobody's surprise, the plan was bullshirt and they completely ignored it. So, they've been shutdown again.

and this is why we can't have nice things.......

No kidding.

My stock holdings in body glitter and vanilla-scented oils have tanked.


It's no coincidence that glitter is known as "the Herpes of arts and crafts"
 
2020-06-30 12:20:20 PM  
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Is there a Patron Saint for Finding Useful Stuff Along The Side of the Road?  Been making a lot of cool scores of late.  A pair of broken glasses that had intact nose grips that nicely replaced the ones that were missing on my current glasses, a intact pair of sunglasses, 3 LED flashlights, and a camo backpack that nicely replaced the one I had that was wearing out.
 
2020-06-30 12:26:24 PM  
So who will like, and who will be torqued off?
4everfreebrony - Little Librarian (Don McLean ponified)
Youtube 9-rGy5n_uaE
 
2020-06-30 12:27:44 PM  
4 members of Toledo shiatty Clowncil have been arrested by the FBI for a bribes for votes scheme.  All are Democrats.

One is also a member of the school board.
 
2020-06-30 12:28:14 PM  
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/we may skip straight to "Actually, bounties on our troops are good, it keeps them sharp"
 
2020-06-30 12:28:35 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 598x107]
/we may skip straight to "Actually, bounties on our troops are good, it keeps them sharp"


Hours away.  Hours.
 
2020-06-30 12:33:31 PM  
Mrs Kees passed her Mega final!!!

Now all that is left is the Fed board exam
 
2020-06-30 12:35:21 PM  
And in the "someone is farking with null" chronicles, I had a headline go green only to go back red with "duplicate of" and the link to the duplicate was the thread it was calling a duplicate.  WTF.

Some modmin needs to be taken off duty before they delete everything but the Pol tab.
 
2020-06-30 12:35:28 PM  

real_headhoncho: So who will like, and who will be torqued off?
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/9-rGy5n_​uaE]


I need to wait a bit
because mrs. kees is finishing paperwork
 
2020-06-30 12:35:42 PM  
Congratulations to Mrs Kees!
 
2020-06-30 12:36:37 PM  

null: And in the "someone is farking with null" chronicles, I had a headline go green only to go back red with "duplicate of" and the link to the duplicate was the thread it was calling a duplicate.  WTF.

Some modmin needs to be taken off duty before they delete everything but the Pol tab.


Been done (deleting /pol)
 
2020-06-30 12:42:21 PM  

null: And in the "someone is farking with null" chronicles, I had a headline go green only to go back red with "duplicate of" and the link to the duplicate was the thread it was calling a duplicate.  WTF.

Some modmin needs to be taken off duty before they delete everything but the Pol tab.


Get Drew drunk first so he can preemptively delete the Pol Tab.  Then there will be NO FARK!
 
2020-06-30 12:47:47 PM  

Cultured: Congratulations to Mrs Kees!


Thank you
/Seriously I am so proud of her
 
2020-06-30 12:54:38 PM  

real_headhoncho: [somethingpositive.net image 550x763]

Is there a Patron Saint for Finding Useful Stuff Along The Side of the Road?  Been making a lot of cool scores of late.  A pair of broken glasses that had intact nose grips that nicely replaced the ones that were missing on my current glasses, a intact pair of sunglasses, 3 LED flashlights, and a camo backpack that nicely replaced the one I had that was wearing out.


It's because you deserve a little luck.
 
2020-06-30 12:55:32 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Mrs Kees passed her Mega final!!!

Now all that is left is the Fed board exam


So steak for doggos!!
 
2020-06-30 12:57:45 PM  

badtrotsky013: real_headhoncho: [somethingpositive.net image 550x763]

Is there a Patron Saint for Finding Useful Stuff Along The Side of the Road?  Been making a lot of cool scores of late.  A pair of broken glasses that had intact nose grips that nicely replaced the ones that were missing on my current glasses, a intact pair of sunglasses, 3 LED flashlights, and a camo backpack that nicely replaced the one I had that was wearing out.

It's because you deserve a little luck.


Or maybe because I live in a patch of undeveloped forest along a highway....
 
2020-06-30 12:57:47 PM  

null: And in the "someone is farking with null" chronicles, I had a headline go green only to go back red with "duplicate of" and the link to the duplicate was the thread it was calling a duplicate.  WTF.

Some modmin needs to be taken off duty before they delete everything but the Pol tab.


Dude, you're not the biblical Job, being tested. You post stuff on the internet. I highly doubt there is some massive conspiracy to remove your "funny" button to keep you out of a newsletter, or to redlight some submission that probably 30 other people submitted similar headlines for.
 
2020-06-30 1:01:56 PM  
Started brushing my teeth, forgot they turned off the water for nearby roadwork. Had to rinse with Coke Zero.
 
2020-06-30 1:03:34 PM  
ew
 
2020-06-30 1:04:24 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: Started brushing my teeth, forgot they turned off the water for nearby roadwork. Had to rinse with Coke Zero.


All out of orange juice?
 
2020-06-30 1:07:58 PM  

null: And in the "someone is farking with null" chronicles, I had a headline go green only to go back red with "duplicate of" and the link to the duplicate was the thread it was calling a duplicate.  WTF.

Some modmin needs to be taken off duty before they delete everything but the Pol tab.


That was yours?? I saw that!  I thought I was having a stroke or time glitch; I clicked that link like three times before I thought to look at the thread ID in the link and realized it was the same as in the URL.
 
2020-06-30 1:07:58 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Mrs Kees passed her Mega final!!!

Now all that is left is the Fed board exam


congratulations!
 
2020-06-30 1:09:00 PM  

DannyBrandt: Unbridled Apathy: Started brushing my teeth, forgot they turned off the water for nearby roadwork. Had to rinse with Coke Zero.

All out of orange juice?


*barfs*
 
2020-06-30 1:11:25 PM  
Congrats, Mrs Kees!
 
2020-06-30 1:12:41 PM  
Developments in the Russian Appeasement Scandal, proxy murder chapter:
The talking points came out throughout the day yesterday, and they are:
1. NYT published leaked info to an ongoing investigation, destroying the investigation's momentum.
2. NYT didn't do enough legwork to establish all the facts, so they got stuff wrong.
3. President Trump wasn't informed, because the intelligence is still being verified.
4. NYT is purposefully publishing lies/hoax/disinfo in an attempt to make Trump look bad.

Alright, so looking at the above, it frankly is a salad shooter of bullshiat that not only doesn't jive with what we know so far but isn't internally consistent either.

If there's an ongoing investigation, how is it a hoax? If it's an ongoing investigation, why has it taken over a year to not yet be able to establish any veracity to its claim? If it's important enough to be over a year's worth of investigation, why had Trump not yet been informed? If the NYT's information was cultivated from illegal leaks, how is it solely their fault and not the leaker(s)' fault? How can the story be simultaneously a serious and ongoing investigation and a manufactured trifling? How can the investigation be damaged with the public's knowledge? Are international bad guys gonna now hide their tracks? Would good guys in the administration be unable to give details to intelligence now?

The administration's response comes off as righteous indignation when you consider their statements in a vacuum, but when you lay out everything together, bullshiat salad.
 
2020-06-30 1:14:04 PM  

real_headhoncho: So who will like, and who will be torqued off?
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Tis ok

I'd post the not good, not terrible meme but it IS better than that
 
2020-06-30 1:16:03 PM  

Dallymo: DannyBrandt: Unbridled Apathy: Started brushing my teeth, forgot they turned off the water for nearby roadwork. Had to rinse with Coke Zero.

All out of orange juice?

*barfs*


Hey, I had to look at beetle pictures.

Which is bullsh*t. Real beetles don't look like that. You think that artist didn't scrub a bunch of feces off of that bug before he photographed it?

That "artist" is portraying beetles in an unrealistic light, causing other beetles to feel bad about themselves.
 
2020-06-30 1:18:27 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Mrs Kees passed her Mega final!!!

Now all that is left is the Fed board exam


Great news! Congratulations!
 
2020-06-30 1:20:12 PM  
I have no idea, just needed to share.
FEUERSCHWANZ ft. Melissa Bonny - Ding (SEEED Cover) | Napalm Records
Youtube WmlshlqXD54
 
2020-06-30 1:21:11 PM  
I am so proud of my wife!!

Thanks everyone
 
2020-06-30 1:21:13 PM  
Just because I like stringing together words in an order that have likely never been spoken or written once in all of history...

"I love a good set of fake tits on a beetle."

I'm not gonna Google it to find out.
 
2020-06-30 1:21:35 PM  
Parler: When you disagree with someone, posting pictures of your fecal matter in the comment section WILL NOT BE TOLERATED

Posting pictures of someone else's fecal matter still OK, whew!
 
2020-06-30 1:24:48 PM  

Dallymo: null: And in the "someone is farking with null" chronicles, I had a headline go green only to go back red with "duplicate of" and the link to the duplicate was the thread it was calling a duplicate.  WTF.

Some modmin needs to be taken off duty before they delete everything but the Pol tab.

That was yours?? I saw that!  I thought I was having a stroke or time glitch; I clicked that link like three times before I thought to look at the thread ID in the link and realized it was the same as in the URL.


Yuppers.

Someone submitted the same link, it was redlit with 0 comments at the time I saw mine get redlit with "duplicate link".
 
2020-06-30 1:25:00 PM  

DannyBrandt: Dallymo: DannyBrandt: Unbridled Apathy: Started brushing my teeth, forgot they turned off the water for nearby roadwork. Had to rinse with Coke Zero.

All out of orange juice?

*barfs*

Hey, I had to look at beetle pictures.

Which is bullsh*t. Real beetles don't look like that. You think that artist didn't scrub a bunch of feces off of that bug before he photographed it?

That "artist" is portraying beetles in an unrealistic light, causing other beetles to feel bad about themselves.


Carapace shaming.
 
2020-06-30 1:25:26 PM  

brachiopod: Parler: When you disagree with someone, posting pictures of your fecal matter in the comment section WILL NOT BE TOLERATED

Posting pictures of someone else's fecal matter still OK, whew!


Has to be, else how can you post pics of Trump on there?
 
2020-06-30 1:28:30 PM  

null: brachiopod: Parler: When you disagree with someone, posting pictures of your fecal matter in the comment section WILL NOT BE TOLERATED

Posting pictures of someone else's fecal matter still OK, whew!

Has to be, else how can you post pics of Trump on there?


Coprolites OK then
 
2020-06-30 1:31:23 PM  

Dallymo: DannyBrandt: Dallymo: DannyBrandt: Unbridled Apathy: Started brushing my teeth, forgot they turned off the water for nearby roadwork. Had to rinse with Coke Zero.

All out of orange juice?

*barfs*

Hey, I had to look at beetle pictures.

Which is bullsh*t. Real beetles don't look like that. You think that artist didn't scrub a bunch of feces off of that bug before he photographed it?

That "artist" is portraying beetles in an unrealistic light, causing other beetles to feel bad about themselves.

Carapace shaming.


Some men like the legs, some like the antennae, I'm a thorax man.
 
2020-06-30 1:31:51 PM  

DannyBrandt: Just because I like stringing together words in an order that have likely never been spoken or written once in all of history...

"I love a good set of fake tits on a beetle."

I'm not gonna Google it to find out.


Rule 34.
 
2020-06-30 1:36:24 PM  

brachiopod: Parler: When you disagree with someone, posting pictures of your fecal matter in the comment section WILL NOT BE TOLERATED

Posting pictures of someone else's fecal matter still OK, whew!


Website "Rate My Poo" is consulting with their legal representatives for guidance.
 
2020-06-30 1:37:45 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Mrs Kees passed her Mega final!!!

Now all that is left is the Fed board exam


So she is in the sunshine daydream!

Grateful Dead - Sunshine Daydream - 11/24/78 - Capitol Theatre (OFFICIAL)
Youtube elyNQWSExEA
 
2020-06-30 1:39:03 PM  
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2020-06-30 1:48:27 PM  

EighthDay: [Fark user image 425x489]


Caught that.  Probably just caused Fauci to get fired.
 
2020-06-30 1:50:04 PM  
 
2020-06-30 1:53:05 PM  

DannyBrandt: Taylor Mental: Supposed to call vet back Thursday. I'm will ask about testing for Larry then.

Got your email btw, that was nice of you.

Hope the furballs feel better, probably not going to be an overnight thing. But you're doing good by them for caring so much.

I know you don't drink but I would buy a beer or 12 for your neighbor.


Couldn't and wouldn't be happening without you all.

And yes, the neighbor's (Eva and Nico) have been amazing as well. I didn't ask to borrow their generator. They heard me hand sawing and just brought it over.
 
2020-06-30 1:55:03 PM  

brachiopod: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Mrs Kees passed her Mega final!!!

Now all that is left is the Fed board exam

Great news! Congratulations!


I'm not sure what the Mega final is, but Yeah, good job!@

Also, I've been listening to a lot of Grateful Dead music for the last 3 years or so.  Back when I used to go to some concerts and all of that stuff beginning in the early '80's I wasn't able to have access to the repertoire or any of the history of the GD in books and stuff.  Anyway, sitting here today just listening to a concert from 1979 and they're playing Row Jimmie, after El Paso and I really don't see what all of this music has to do with the whole culture.
I guess they had long hair, and could do some big jams that were groovy but mostly it's traditional songs, blues, and country and western.

I think if I was a cop in the hall back then, I would have thought this stuff sounds pretty good!  Kinda shuffling my feet and trying not to draw attention.
 
2020-06-30 1:55:05 PM  
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2020-06-30 2:03:35 PM  

ski9600: brachiopod: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Mrs Kees passed her Mega final!!!

Now all that is left is the Fed board exam

Great news! Congratulations!

I'm not sure what the Mega final is, but Yeah, good job!@

Also, I've been listening to a lot of Grateful Dead music for the last 3 years or so.  Back when I used to go to some concerts and all of that stuff beginning in the early '80's I wasn't able to have access to the repertoire or any of the history of the GD in books and stuff.  Anyway, sitting here today just listening to a concert from 1979 and they're playing Row Jimmie, after El Paso and I really don't see what all of this music has to do with the whole culture.
I guess they had long hair, and could do some big jams that were groovy but mostly it's traditional songs, blues, and country and western.

I think if I was a cop in the hall back then, I would have thought this stuff sounds pretty good!  Kinda shuffling my feet and trying not to draw attention.


We have many Deadheads in here including me, welcome to the club. some of it is culture some is really intricate music that resonates on drugs


Mega test is a cumulative final testing on every aspect and subject covered by the degree
 
2020-06-30 2:03:46 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 598x521]


This story has more legs than a millipede
 
2020-06-30 2:17:44 PM  

EighthDay: clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 598x521]

This story has more legs than a millipede


Administration set spin to maximum, as the existential threat of this news may well break them.
 
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