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(MSNBC)   Russians are paying bounties to kill US and NATO forces and the White House is mad about it. Not that they're doing it, but that it was reported. Come discuss Putin's Puppet, Traitor Trump, in Monday's MSNBC discussion thread - start 8 PM ET   (msnbc.com) divider line
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2020-06-29 7:38:32 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: clodcomplex: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x296]

How can we we tell the difference


They bounce higher than normal?
 
2020-06-29 7:39:02 PM  
Los Angeles County to close beaches during Fourth of July weekend.
 
2020-06-29 7:39:24 PM  

Kegovitch: Speaking of beetles, I've got some small black one with yellow stripes that has been eating my young cucumelon plants. I've only seen the one on a leaf. But every morning it seems my leaves get munched on.


Long and narrow or round
 
2020-06-29 7:39:28 PM  
flrp
 
2020-06-29 7:39:40 PM  
Which would you choose?

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Good evening, fellow misfits.

First attempt got eaten; retyping from memory so surely missing that dewy sheen of sparkling wit.

Steering of Son#1's car wasn't right. Alignment guy had it today and found left front wheel camber was way off (2 degrees negative of where it should be) and clearly something bent. Gonna be an expensive lesson for son to stop driving like a madman, to the tune of new strut, knuckle, hub, and tie rod end before it goes up on the alignment rack again.
 
2020-06-29 7:40:07 PM  
New Jersey to "pause" reopening plans and not allow indoor dining, according to the New Jersey governor.
 
2020-06-29 7:40:15 PM  

brachiopod: Which would you choose?

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Good evening, fellow misfits.

First attempt got eaten; retyping from memory so surely missing that dewy sheen of sparkling wit.

Steering of Son#1's car wasn't right. Alignment guy had it today and found left front wheel camber was way off (2 degrees negative of where it should be) and clearly something bent. Gonna be an expensive lesson for son to stop driving like a madman, to the tune of new strut, knuckle, hub, and tie rod end before it goes up on the alignment rack again.


A grand how nice
 
2020-06-29 7:40:24 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Kegovitch: Speaking of beetles, I've got some small black one with yellow stripes that has been eating my young cucumelon plants. I've only seen the one on a leaf. But every morning it seems my leaves get munched on.

Long and narrow or round


about the size of a grain of rice and looks like a flea
 
2020-06-29 7:41:15 PM  

real_headhoncho: [YouTube video: "I'm Alright" Kenny Loggins "Caddyshack Theme" (SPOILERS!)]


I am paying attention just wanted you to know that I'm not ignoring you or your posts
 
2020-06-29 7:41:43 PM  

JulieAzel626: New Jersey to "pause" reopening plans and not allow indoor dining, according to the New Jersey governor.


This country is so seriously farked

Gotdamn
 
2020-06-29 7:41:51 PM  
Went online t-shirt shopping today. I liked this one but would have preferred it in an ugly sweater...

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2020-06-29 7:42:15 PM  
CNN:

At least three Major League Baseball players say they won't play in the upcoming rescheduled season because of concerns about coronavirus https://t.co/BrEYKH0oqA
 
2020-06-29 7:42:20 PM  
Patrick Hernandez-Born To Be Alive-Hollywood MashUp
Youtube X2ta5P_RlB8
 
2020-06-29 7:42:23 PM  
Steampunk Insects
Youtube vlmHJDOlX1I
 
2020-06-29 7:42:28 PM  
I would like to recognize Kurdistan right now
 
2020-06-29 7:42:42 PM  

Kegovitch: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Kegovitch: Speaking of beetles, I've got some small black one with yellow stripes that has been eating my young cucumelon plants. I've only seen the one on a leaf. But every morning it seems my leaves get munched on.

Long and narrow or round

about the size of a grain of rice and looks like a flea


I know there is a bug I'd site
 
2020-06-29 7:43:25 PM  
 
2020-06-29 7:44:00 PM  
https://bugguide.net/index.php
 
2020-06-29 7:44:57 PM  
I think I know those guys.
 
2020-06-29 7:45:17 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: real_headhoncho: [YouTube video: "I'm Alright" Kenny Loggins "Caddyshack Theme" (SPOILERS!)]

I am paying attention just wanted you to know that I'm not ignoring you or your posts


Just posting tunes that are good while I type stuff in.
 
2020-06-29 7:45:59 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: [YouTube video: Steampunk Insects]


Omg cool
 
2020-06-29 7:47:22 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x126]


Funny, but the reason Chicago wasn't New York 2: Electric Sickaroo was that JB Pritzker saw what was happening and didn't waffle. There was some....discussion between him and Lori Lightfoot about schools, once Pritzker understood what the objection was, he worked with the city to make sure kids stayed fed.

We still had it rough, but nothing like New York City did, and it was mainly because someone told JB that every day would mean more dead, and he listened.

So, it was merely bad here.

For the record? Florida now has more cases than Illinois. There is ABSOLUTELY no reason this should be true. Florida had far more warning. They saw what happened here, and in NYC.

And yet...
 
2020-06-29 7:47:54 PM  

Kegovitch: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Kegovitch: Speaking of beetles, I've got some small black one with yellow stripes that has been eating my young cucumelon plants. I've only seen the one on a leaf. But every morning it seems my leaves get munched on.

Long and narrow or round

about the size of a grain of rice and looks like a flea


Wings like a fly?
 
2020-06-29 7:48:15 PM  

badtrotsky013: I think I know those guys.


I meant the beetles that are munching on kegs veggies. Mine were long and thin with fairly long antenna. They liked the leafy greens.
 
2020-06-29 7:50:22 PM  
The Jive Bunny Compilation No. 1.mp4
Youtube Ih2_lRqvGSQ
 
2020-06-29 7:50:52 PM  
Oh, and this appeared today....

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO.
 
2020-06-29 7:51:03 PM  
On not the same. Mine were about a half inch long. Yours sound like Aphids.

They will kill all your plants. They know no mercy. I lost a favorite tree to them. Kill them.
 
2020-06-29 7:52:37 PM  

badtrotsky013: On not the same. Mine were about a half inch long. Yours sound like Aphids.

They will kill all your plants. They know no mercy. I lost a favorite tree to them. Kill them.


I was thinking weevil
Same goes kegs killem dead
 
2020-06-29 7:52:54 PM  
For a change of pace, some classical music:

Pervertimento For Bagpipes, Bicycle And Balloons, S. 66
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2020-06-29 7:54:42 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: For a change of pace, some classical music:


For certain definitions of "classical" and "music"


\ Damn, PDQ Bach would have been a great username.
 
2020-06-29 7:55:33 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: For a change of pace, some classical music:

For certain definitions of "classical" and "music"


\ Damn, PDQ Bach would have been a great username.


Make an Alt
 
2020-06-29 7:55:57 PM  
Give'm hell, Hellboy!

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2020-06-29 7:56:34 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: For a change of pace, some classical music:

For certain definitions of "classical" and "music"


\ Damn, PDQ Bach would have been a great username.

Make an Alt


I already have "I hereby demand that I be given a longer Fark account" in mind.
 
2020-06-29 7:57:17 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Cornelis de Gyselaer: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: For a change of pace, some classical music:

For certain definitions of "classical" and "music"


\ Damn, PDQ Bach would have been a great username.

Make an Alt

I already have "I hereby demand that I be given a longer Fark account" in mind.


Great now we won't be able to even respond to your posts
 
2020-06-29 8:02:33 PM  
That Russian hit money, man... When the story is so bad for the Prez's publicity that he has to post "White power" to his Twitter just as a distraction...

There really is no bottom to this well. And it's all just still going lower.

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'Sup, all.
 
2020-06-29 8:03:25 PM  

Kegovitch: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Kegovitch: Speaking of beetles, I've got some small black one with yellow stripes that has been eating my young cucumelon plants. I've only seen the one on a leaf. But every morning it seems my leaves get munched on.

Long and narrow or round

about the size of a grain of rice and looks like a flea


Check out "striped cucumber beetle" or "flea beetles"?
 
2020-06-29 8:04:56 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x518]


And I will bet money she has already received death threats from Repuglican scumbags (but I repeat myself).
 
2020-06-29 8:05:07 PM  

Kegovitch: [Fark user image 542x537]


Was that done by that Russian guy, Roman Booteen? He makes some cool stuff.

Coins with Secret Levers and Hidden Traps
Youtube ZTXFGgu0X2A
 
2020-06-29 8:05:36 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: Great now we won't be able to even respond to your posts


That's not a bad thing on the Poltab!

\ And if I Oh Fark $500 I know Drew would let me keep it.
\\ Bribery works!
 
2020-06-29 8:05:48 PM  
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2020-06-29 8:06:36 PM  
From Huffington Post:

In floor speech on Russian bounties and Trump's knowledge of intel, Sen. Duckworth says "ignorance isn't exculpatory."

"'No one told me' is not an excuse for a commander in chief...it is in fact a confession of incompetence," she adds.

"He's had time to call Joe Biden names, however....not once in the past 72 hours has he found time to express outrage that American service members are dead," Duckworth says.

"Not responding here is a response in its own way."

Duckworth accuses Trump of making it "more likely that more spouses will be widowed and more moms and dads turned into gold star parents."

"How dare he still call himself the commander in chief?"
 
2020-06-29 8:07:40 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Great now we won't be able to even respond to your posts

That's not a bad thing on the Poltab!


I tried six times to smart this post.
 
2020-06-29 8:07:46 PM  
Not gonna lie Chris Hayes looks like I do right after I get out of the shower. Eventually the hair will dry and flop down naturally, but for the moment, it's gonna mimic Pat Riley.
 
2020-06-29 8:08:43 PM  

JulieAzel626: From Huffington Post:

In floor speech on Russian bounties and Trump's knowledge of intel, Sen. Duckworth says "ignorance isn't exculpatory."

"'No one told me' is not an excuse for a commander in chief...it is in fact a confession of incompetence," she adds.

"He's had time to call Joe Biden names, however....not once in the past 72 hours has he found time to express outrage that American service members are dead," Duckworth says.

"Not responding here is a response in its own way."

Duckworth accuses Trump of making it "more likely that more spouses will be widowed and more moms and dads turned into gold star parents."

"How dare he still call himself the commander in chief?"


Where do I have to move to vote for Tammy Duckworth?
 
2020-06-29 8:08:48 PM  

JulieAzel626: CNN Pentagon reporter Barbara Starr:

Intelligence that assessed that there was an effort by the GRU unit to pay bounty money to kill US soldiers was included in one of President Trump's Daily Brief (PDB).


Shoulda put it in his goddamn Speak 'n Spell instead.
 
2020-06-29 8:09:41 PM  

Cultured: JulieAzel626: From Huffington Post:

In floor speech on Russian bounties and Trump's knowledge of intel, Sen. Duckworth says "ignorance isn't exculpatory."

"'No one told me' is not an excuse for a commander in chief...it is in fact a confession of incompetence," she adds.

"He's had time to call Joe Biden names, however....not once in the past 72 hours has he found time to express outrage that American service members are dead," Duckworth says.

"Not responding here is a response in its own way."

Duckworth accuses Trump of making it "more likely that more spouses will be widowed and more moms and dads turned into gold star parents."

"How dare he still call himself the commander in chief?"

Where do I have to move to vote for Tammy Duckworth?


As VP anywhere

I think she's CA
 
2020-06-29 8:10:44 PM  

watching the trump bubble grow: I would like to recognize Kurdistan right now


And trim back her shiatty neighbors enough to get the farking point.
 
2020-06-29 8:10:45 PM  

Cornelis de Gyselaer: [Fark user image 179x144]


That is a cool looking bug but I can tell it is up to no good. It's gonna eat all the corn or wheat.
 
2020-06-29 8:10:45 PM  

JulieAzel626: From Huffington Post:

In floor speech on Russian bounties and Trump's knowledge of intel, Sen. Duckworth says "ignorance isn't exculpatory."

"'No one told me' is not an excuse for a commander in chief...it is in fact a confession of incompetence," she adds.

"He's had time to call Joe Biden names, however....not once in the past 72 hours has he found time to express outrage that American service members are dead," Duckworth says.

"Not responding here is a response in its own way."

Duckworth accuses Trump of making it "more likely that more spouses will be widowed and more moms and dads turned into gold star parents."

"How dare he still call himself the commander in chief?"


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2020-06-29 8:10:52 PM  

bdub77: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Cornelis de Gyselaer: Great now we won't be able to even respond to your posts

That's not a bad thing on the Poltab!

I tried six times to smart this post.


Eh, worked for me:

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